10,000 Ways To Clear Players

  Chapter 211 Lin Bai’s Wonderful Parable

[Rhetorical techniques can improve the expression effect, make your language more vivid, vivid, and concise, and can turn plain into vivid, profound into simple, and cumbersome into simple; making good use of rhetoric will make your language more beautiful. Use metaphorical figures of speech within twelve hours. Bonus: Double the decibel level of your speaking voice. 】

  You laugh when you see me is actually a passive skill.

  When Lin Bai is happy, no matter how sad or angry the people around him are, they can't help but smile.

  Currently, Lin Bai has not found any use for this skill.

  However, the rewards for the following missions are a bit scary, and quite practical.

  Doubling the volume may not help, but doubling the intensity is not.

   It's not just turning him into a megaphone.

  As long as the volume of speaking is loud enough, doubling the decibel value can completely turn him into a humanoid self-propelled cannon.

   Let's put it this way!

  The normal speaking volume of ordinary people is about 40 decibels, and the maximum decibels that humans can shout is about 100 decibels.

  After doubling, two hundred decibels is roughly equivalent to the sound of a nuclear explosion.

   That is to say, Lin Bai raised his voice, probably deafening the people around him.

  If he blesses spiritual power or internal power, to a certain extent, he can shock people to death, or tear them apart with sound waves...

  In the movie "Kung Fu", the little dragon girl used the big clock and the lion's roar to set off a strong wind, break doors and windows, defeat the evil **** of fire cloud, and double the volume, which is much more terrifying than her lion's roar.

   Moreover, the sound wave is a range attack, as long as you have a voice, it is a more powerful attack method than the lightning storm released by the recording pen.

   Unexpectedly, the biggest attack skill is brought by the big language system.

  Lin Bai secretly rejoiced that it was indeed the right decision not to give up any tasks. There are so many systems, so what powerful rewards might be given out!

  As for the metaphorical sentence required by the mission, it didn’t just come out of my mouth...

  Lin Bai didn't know what the ultimate reward was given by the big language system at the end, but if it continues, it probably won't be a problem to return to Earth as a writer.

  …

"Leader, do we need to discuss any strategy in advance?" Seeing that Lin Bai had returned to his normal speaking mode, Ge Feiyun leaned forward and asked, "The Chaoyuan Sword Sect fights locally, and Yaowanggu provides them with pills. , We are afraid that there will be casualties when we deal with it.”

"Ge Guzhu, even if I have made a perfect countermeasure, will you all obey the arrangement like worker bees who are working hard to gather honey?" Lin Bai looked at Ge Feiyun and asked with a smile. The double reward is too tempting, so I can't wait to start a new round of tasks.

   The rhetorical technique of metaphor basically does not affect daily communication.

  He was a master at making sentences in elementary school, so it's too easy to use this way of speaking!

  …

  Worker bees working hard to gather honey?

WTF?

Ge Feiyun was puzzled, but she understood what Lin Bai wanted to express. Affected by the skill, she couldn't help smiling: "What did the lord say? We and those pious orthodox sects are natural enemies. If we finally have a chance to destroy them, we will naturally do our best."

  MBD!

   Can't laugh anymore.

   There is no way to judge each other's true thoughts based on their expressions!

  Can’t the cheating skills be linked with the emotional system to judge whether I am really happy or fake?

  I just smiled habitually, how did you conclude that I was happy?

Sweeping around, seeing a large group of sincere smiling faces, Lin Bai restrained his smile, and said seriously: "It is I who treat the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain. I will swoop down from the sky like a soaring eagle , to show the power of the law to those rabbit-like opponents. You just need to retract your heads into the shell like a tortoise and protect yourself.”

   "..."

  Ge Feiyun has black lines all over his head.

  Xin Shang and the others all cast strange glances at Lin Bai.

  What eagle?

  What turtle?

  What is this guy doing?

   Can you speak seriously?

   "Leader, have you improved your speech skills?" Xin Shang asked tentatively.

   "Master Xin, you are as smart as a bear that just woke up from hibernation when it was looking for food." Lin Bai gave Xin Shang a thumbs up and couldn't help smiling.

   has been compared to a bear.

  Xin Shang's face just sank, but as Lin Bai's smile bloomed, he followed suit with a smile.

  The completely uncontrollable smile finally made Xin Shang realize that something was wrong,

   It's obviously not a happy thing, why is he laughing?

  But when he saw that everyone around Lin Bai showed the same smile, a creepy feeling immediately hit his heart.

  He wanted to restrain his smile.

  But the muscles on his face seemed to be frozen, and he couldn't change his expression no matter what.

  Damn it!

  What happened?

  Xin Shang is going crazy.

  He thought he had gradually adapted to the rhythm of Lin Bai's psychosis.

  But I found that I couldn't even control my smile, and the panic in my heart was about to break through the sky. When did this happen?

  【Fear from Xin Shang, Ge Feiyun, Zhao Tulong, Qingyu, Daoxu…; +1+1+1+1】

   Everyone was smiling, but the emotion conveyed was fear. Lin Bai looked around and sighed inexplicably, well, he couldn't help smiling again.

  The painting style of this broken game has become more and more distorted by himself. If it continues, he will have no friends and go farther and farther on the road of loneliness.

   "Leader, our smile?" When Lin Bai's smile was put away, Xin Shang regained the control of his facial expression. He resisted the throbbing in his heart and asked tentatively.

"My law practice is like a rocket soaring into the sky, and I have taken a big step forward on the road to becoming the way of heaven. At this time, my influence on you is like the sun on everything. When the sun rises, everything wakes up, and at sunset, everything rests." Lin Bai Looking around at everyone, he said proudly, "Of course, don't be as scared as the little white rabbit seeing the big bad wolf, and get used to my influence on you like the spring breeze blowing across the earth. When I become the heaven one day, the world will be like snow As calm as falling from the sky."

"..." Xin Shang listened to this series of head-scratching metaphors, and tried to distinguish for a long time before he understood what Lin Bai was talking about. He swallowed and asked, "Leader, what do you mean, you can't say what you say?" With diligence, your smile will affect those around you."

   "Your comprehension ability is like water that has just boiled, bubbling." Lin Bai gave a thumbs up again, and the corners of his mouth raised upwards.

   "..."

Xin Shang, Ge Feiyun and the others looked at each other, looking at the smile on each other's face that was carved out of a mold, wanting to cry but no tears, anyone who wants to explain it is not true, I have to fight with him desperately, no wonder the law is such a way of practice No one has practiced it for tens of thousands of years, but the Gate of Justice can find a lawful practice method, there should be no normal people there!

   What the **** is going on?

  …

   MMP!

   Come on, some powerful people, kill this lunatic!

  I can't take it anymore!

  Two lines of tears fell down Dao Xu's cheeks. He obviously hated Lin Bai to death, but he still smiled unconsciously under the influence of Lin Bai. He was really going to collapse.

  I knew that I would be reduced to where I am today. Back then, he would have given up on whatever he said and left...

  …

   "When I laugh, everyone will laugh too, but it has no effect on your other aspects, just like the wind and the cow." Lin Bai explained with a straight face.

He felt that it was necessary for him to change his current way of treating people with kindness. Although everyone was smiling at him, everyone around him was smiling the same way. Regardless of their mood, from his own point of view, it was quite good. Infiltrating!

   "Xiao Qi, isn't Master always like this?" Hu He looked at Lin Bai's back and asked worriedly.

"No." The little white fox blinked his eyes a few times, and said, "He doesn't practice words so frequently on weekdays. It should be that a big battle is coming, and he needs to deepen his cultivation! Mother, just get used to it, and it's not too late. Forget it, when the master practiced the way of anger, he was the one who caught whoever he was!"

   "..." Hu He was speechless.

  …

   "666"

   "Nowadays, I can only express my feelings at the moment. There are holes in the planning head. How did he figure out this way of practice!"

   "With shopkeeper Lin around, the game won't be over."

   "After reading many NPCs, shopkeeper Lin is still the most coquettish!"

   "There is no Coke for mental illness, and no one can imitate Shopkeeper Lin's temperament. I just like the way he is serious about his practice and his words."

   "Please, what makes you think shopkeeper Lin is not crazy?"

   "I don't want shopkeeper Lin to be overthrown more and more. He has become my source of happiness and a database of knowledge. If shopkeeper Lin is overthrown, I don't even know what is the meaning of life!"

   "Dear man upstairs, I understand happiness, but what can you learn from shopkeeper Lin?"

   "I learned his exquisite language and thick skin. Since I paid attention to shopkeeper Lin, my salary has increased, my girlfriend has been found, and I don't even lack words for writing essays!"

   "You're still writing essays, but shopkeeper Lin's rotten metaphors, if you dare to write them on the paper, the teacher will give you zero eggs."

   "My admiration for shopkeeper Lin is like the hydrogen balloon released by the kid next door. It's so **** heavenly!"

  “My love for shopkeeper Lin is like loving the pies made by the pretty widow next door. I look forward to it every day.”

   "Everyone present here is an excellent candidate for the Dao of Heaven, and they are all sent as a foil to shopkeeper Lin, just like a teapot with several teacups..."

   "You only care about shopkeeper Lin's metaphors, but don't you think about his smile?"

   "His smile is as sweet and lovely as that of Red Romance Technician No. 1."

   "Fuck off, shopkeeper Lin's smile not only affects NPCs, but also affects players, don't you think it's strange?"

  “I don’t think it’s weird, I just think it’s scary. I thought it was fun at first, but when all the people in the live broadcast show the same smile, it feels like I’m watching a horror movie, not to mention how awkward it is.”

   "I don't mean that, I mean, is it normal for mental skills to affect players?"

   "NPC skills can kill players, why can't spiritual skills affect players?"

"The body that moves in the game belongs to the game company, but the mind that controls that body belongs to us. Theoretically speaking, if we want it to cry, it will cry, and if we want it to laugh, it will laugh. But now, the smile is out of our control, don’t you think it’s scary? This means that the game company can control our thoughts!”

"You think too much. Game companies don't need to control our thoughts at all. They just need to control our bodies in the game and make them smile. Xin Shang and others also laughed with shopkeeper Lin, but they still Have a mind of your own!"

   "That's right, don't spread conspiracy theories. When you play games, you lie in the game cabin. It's too easy for game companies to kill you, so there's no need to go to such trouble..."

   "Life is short, enjoy yourself in time. Instead of worrying about what you have and what you don't have, it's better to care about when the game company's next batch of accounts will be released? I can't wait to join the gang of beggars."

  …

  [Lonely old man] always pays attention to the overall development of the situation.

  He watches the videos of players from the Chaoyuan Sword Sect for a while, and pays attention to the attitudes of peripheral players towards the Justice League for a while.

Coordinating a large gang of 3,000 people is not easy. He must ensure the healthy development of the beggar gang and the interests of the advertisers, so that the next battle will be as exciting as possible. Without revealing, Lin Bai took care of everything.

   The beggar gang seems to make a lot of money, but the money is not easy to get.

so.

  When He Qin and others expel the players, discuss countermeasures behind closed doors;

  When the transformation pill was exposed, Yushouzhai drove thousands of monsters to support the Chaoyuan Sword Sect;

  When Tang Lanling and others took the players to act as phones, went to Zhengqizong to ask for help and other things to gather together.

  [Lonely old man] is happy, because it means variables, and there are variables, and the battle will be exciting.

otherwise.

   Only let shopkeeper Lin show off alone, sooner or later the beggar gang will fall...

Shopkeeper Lin is too shrewd. Compared with him, other NPCs are like wood, that is, [Lonely Old Man] eats Lin Bai’s food. The NPC was used as the background board by Lin Bai, and the account was deleted early and no longer played.

   And when [Lonely Old Man] saw that Lin Bai's smile could influence the players, he finally sighed silently.

  Lin Bai grew up too fast.

  Although the players are trying to justify the game, there are many smart people. Lin Bai's skills can affect reality, and the fact that the opposite is a real world thing may not be hidden for long.

   During the two days when Lin Bai was away, [Laomi] almost ignored the affairs of the Beggar Clan, and spent the whole time in the city lord's mansion, even ignoring his girlfriend [Jinmi].

  During Lin Bai’s expedition, [The Lonely Old Man] spent some time searching and investigating the game company’s background, personnel composition, etc., but found nothing.

  As for the game version number, you can find it, but with the official technology of the game, after getting the copyright certificate, the game version number is nothing more than normal.

   Perhaps the trouble is not only for the players in the game, but also for the real world. The game "Xianxia World" has only been around for two or three months, and it has already subtly affected all walks of life!

  【Lonely old man】Sighed again, I don't know what kind of waves will be caused in the real world when everything explodes...

  …

  (end of this chapter)