System ① The mysterious husband of the villain's supporting role
Chapter 107 Criminal Conspiracy
Chapter 107 Criminal Conspiracy
After the Poetry Solitaire incident, the old emperor ushered in to go hunting.
The princes are all accompanying, and they can bring their female relatives as appropriate.Needless to say, His Royal Highness Beitangchen must only take the little fat man along.
Before dawn, the little fat man was still asleep when he was carried into the carriage by Yin Aochen.If she was awake, she would be so happy that she kissed Yin Aochen fiercely——Ho Ho Ho Ho, this is a major improvement!In the past, Yin Aochen would only hold her collar!Willing to hold her now!
However, no if.
The little fat man slept soundly and soundly. Even though the sound of "clacking" horseshoes, "rumbling" wheels, and the occasional sound of conversations all around him did not wake up the little fat man who was unshakeable after falling asleep.
What really woke up the little fat man was the series of reminders from the small system in the sea of consciousness:
【Ding!Host lifespan: 29 days! 】
[The time left before the main task 2 pause: [-] days! 】
The little fat man thought that once the main mission three was suspended, she would probably not be able to wipe out the perverted oil for quite a long time, so he sat up in shock in the dying state, cough cough, wrong wrong, it was a surprise in a sweet dream sit up.
The little fat man rubbed his eyes and realized that he was in a tent.I looked left and right, but there was no abnormality. To be exact, she was the only one in the tent.This realization made the little fat man a little sad.
The little fat man is sad, even if it is just a little sad, someone will suffer.
Letting go of his spiritual sense to check, the little fat man knew that the pervert was outside, talking with a group of princes.
The little fat man snorted, immediately rolled over from the bed, put on his riding boots, and ran out of the tent...
……
"Brother Dust~"
After chatting with the princes for a long time, Yin Aochen was getting impatient when he heard the voice of the little fat man.Compared with the voices of the princes, this annoying little milk's voice at this time is like the sound of nature.
Ever since, Yin Aochen showed a rare, sincere smile.
The little fat man was fascinated by it, and naturally forgot to ask Yin Aochen to settle the score, but he still complained in a low voice: "Brother Chen, how could you leave me alone in the tent?"
Yin Aochen said: "You are sleeping."
The little fat man hugged the perverted trouser leg and said: "You can carry me out to play. I am very obedient after I fall asleep, and I won't move around."
The princes imagined how Beitangchen was strolling around with a baby in his arms, and they all smiled knowingly.Qin Wang Beitang Ce and Yan Wang Beitangyan, who lack concentration, laughed outright.
The little fat man gave King Qin and King Yan a fierce look, and asked viciously, "What are you laughing at?"
The incident of the little fat man making a big fuss at the family dinner yesterday was still fresh in everyone's memory. King Qin and King Yan immediately stopped laughing, for fear that this little baby boy would start a violent non-cooperation movement again.
At this moment, a palace official came over with a plate of freshly picked fruits and vegetables.
The little fat man unceremoniously jumped up and took a pear, and bit it down with a "crack", splashing water everywhere.Well, because of the altitude, it didn't get splashed in other people's faces.
"I'm a child, you can't compete with me." The little fat man took a plate full of fruits and vegetables from the palace man while he gnawed on the pear.
The corners of everyone's mouths twitched, who would want to rob you!
The little fat man dealt with a pear in twos and threes, so fast that King Qin and the others were shocked to the point of petrification.Holding the fruit plate above his head with both hands, the little fat man said as if offering a treasure: "Brother Chen, quickly see if you like it."
818: [Ding!Yin Aochen's favorability +1%! 】
[Temporary value of favorability: 71%! 】
Listening to the beep, the little fat man smiled brighter and raised his hands higher.818 explained to her yesterday that in view of her special situation, the system has fine-tuned the favorability algorithm.Today's favorability is a comprehensive value, which includes a wide range of categories such as family, friendship, and love.No matter what kind of relationship it is, as long as the favorability of the pervert rises, it means that the other party regards her as one of their own!
Little fat man is happy just thinking about it~
Her expression of "it's all us, you can choose whichever you want to eat" made the corners of Han Wang and others' mouths twitch.
What's so special is that my father ordered someone to give it to us and want to use it together!You little fat boy actually swallowed it all by yourself!It's fine if you swallow it all by yourself, but you still want to swallow it all alone with the mad dog!It is tolerable or unbearable!
"Little sister-in-law, it's better to be happy alone than to be happy together, so you can share with us too." King Yan said.
"Have you never heard of Kong Rong making pears? I really don't know the rules." The little fat man's eyes were glued to the pervert, and he couldn't bear to give Yan Wang the corner of his eyes. What's the excitement? Do you understand what it means to be orderly and orderly, and there is a difference between superiority and inferiority?" This group of people are all bad, and they are looking for death and trouble all day long, so she will not give them good fruit to eat!
After being taught a lesson by the little fat man, Yan Wang died of depression, and Han Wang and others also looked ugly.
The scene was once confusing and embarrassing.
"Ah."
The chuckle was quiet, but everyone heard it.
"Brother Chen, you look so pretty when you smile, and your voice is so nice~" The little fat man turned on the hardcore fan girl mode.
Everyone is depressed, what the hell is Beitangchen watching their jokes!And laugh out loud in public!
Yin Aochen saw that the little fat man had a hard time lifting the plate, so he took the fruit casually, and said, "Little fat man, break it up with your brothers, you can't finish it all by yourself."
"Okay, okay." Brother Chen said everything was right!
The little fat man put the plate on the small shelf next to him, and waved to King Han and the others, "Come and eat~"
Everyone's hands trembled. What's the matter with this feeling of being treated like a pet?
After everyone shared the fruits, the little fat man still kept praising how kind his prince is: "Brother Chen gave these to you, otherwise, I wouldn't have left them to you."
Come on, stop using your viciousness to set off the kindness and benevolence of your Royal Highness the Crown Prince!
While eating the fruit, everyone expressed their dissatisfaction with their eyes.
While eating fruit, everyone's parents were short-tempered, and suddenly they talked about His Highness judging people by their appearance, and the palace people in the East Palace didn't even have a single beetle ugly.
The contempt inside and out of the words was very harsh, and the little fat man exploded on the spot, shouting: "Only superficial people don't judge people by their appearance! Only superficial people don't judge by appearance. The secrets of the world are visible things, not invisible Visible things!"
Everyone was stunned when they heard it, as if it made sense...
It makes no sense!The little fat man stuck out his tongue in his heart.It is wrong to judge people by their cover!But she can only say this to the pervert, how can she allow others to comment?snort! ╭(╯ ╰)╮
818: [Ding!Yin Aochen favorability +1%]
[Temporary value of favorability: 72%! 】
Hearing the report from the small system, the little fat man felt complacent, and went further and further on the road of protecting the husband and the madman...
Not long after, the hunt began.Everyone packed lightly and set out on the road, only His Highness the Crown Prince followed slowly with a baby boy.
The little fat man was protected by Yin Aochen in his arms, and they rode together on a bay red horse.
It was the first time for the little fat man to meet the royal hunting. He looked around excitedly, looked up and down, but finally found that the forest was still the same forest, and the animals were still those animals, so the excitement and curiosity disappeared.
As soon as the curiosity passed, the thoughts of profiteering came up again.The little fat man rubbed back and forth in Yin Aochen's arms, touching the other's chest with his little fat hand from time to time, and then said in surprise, "Oh, why did I accidentally touch it again?"
The corner of Yin Aochen's mouth twitched, but he didn't stop the cheeky behavior of scolding the little fat man.
The little fat man's courage (se) became bigger (dan), and the little fat man moved his hand down slightly...
Yin Aochen was shocked, stopped his horse, and looked down at the little fat man angrily.
The little fat man raised his hands up, as if surrendering, but his face was rippling, "Brother Chen, you have eight-pack abs~ Don't doubt it, I've already verified it, it's really eight-pack ~"
Yin Aochen scolded his mother in his heart, is it worthy of you to judge whether this deity has abdominal muscles?This deity takes a bath every day, but you don’t see him when he looks up. Don’t you know how many pieces of flesh are on his body?
"Go down!" Yin Aochen couldn't bear it anymore.
The little fat man looked incomprehensible, "Brother Chen, do you want to get off your horse and go hunting? I think they all shoot their prey on horseback..."
As soon as Yin Aochen gritted his teeth, he simply got off his horse and walked forward while pulling the reins.
If it was left in the past, the pervert would definitely throw the little fat man off the horse, and he would not care about the other party's life or death.But now, one of the two is feeling angry, and the other is triumphant about the success of mopping up money, obviously they didn't notice this difference.
After walking for a while, the little fat man suddenly noticed that something was wrong with Yin Aochen, his breathing was a little rough, as if he was deliberately suppressing something.
"Brother Chen, let's rest for a while." Although the two of them hadn't hunted any prey yet and the process was very slow, the little fat man still suggested so.
Yin Aochen muffled "Yes", led the horse to a tree and tied it, then turned around suddenly and walked deep into the forest.
The little fat man quickly followed, but before he could take a step, he heard the pervert say: "Don't follow!"
The voice was a little hoarse, and the little fat man's face turned dark when he heard it.Thomas' pervert must be in heat!It's not the first time that she may be in heat even if she walks quietly!No matter how slow the little fat man is, he still realizes that things are abnormal...
"Brother Chen!" The little fat man thought for a while, and followed resolutely.
"Get out!" Yin Aochen had just stood leaning against a tree when he heard the little fat man's voice urging him to die.
The little fat man flew up to the tree and sat down, shaking his legs and looking down at the pervert, he said seriously: "Brother Chen, what's wrong with you? Tell me, let's find a solution together~"
Yin Aochen looked up at the little fat man, from this angle, the little fat man's face was extremely round and extremely white, just like the freshly baked steamed buns from the pastry shop on the East Street.
Yin Aochen swallowed hard, and scolded: "Don't make trouble!"
The little fat man said to himself: "Could it be that you have some kind of aphrodisiac with irregular seizures? This is too amazing. Tell me the prescription, and I will definitely be able to give you the antidote!" Well, that's right, when the time comes Ask for help from the small system, 818 must have a solution.
Yin Aochen's face was as black as coal in an instant, and he said sharply, "Shut up!"
The little fat man gave the other party a look of "Don't be so shy", and tried to persuade him: "Brother Chen, just talk about it! If this kind of matter is not resolved, it will hurt your health! You..."
"Get out!" Yin Aochen patted it with a palm.
The little fat man dodged the sharp palm and was not angry at all.Well, she has always been very tolerant towards patients, let alone this handsome patient~
"Brother Chen..."
"boom--"
The unfinished words were directly drowned in the loud noise of falling trees.
The two started fighting like this. To be precise, it was Yin Aochen who attacked unilaterally, the little fat man dodged leisurely, and kept trying to persuade him with earnest words, such as "Brother Chen, you have to control yourself!" Hurt your body with anger, calm down!" "Oh, look, have you softened?"
The last sentence was very impactful. Although Yin Aochen didn't notice any changes in his body, he still couldn't help but look down. Immediately afterwards, the anger value was raised to a new height!
"fatty!"
Thomas was mad at him!This is Chi Guoguo's insult!
The two fought like this for a while, and the little fat man suddenly said pleasantly: "Brother Chen! You're soft!"
Ma Da!Fatty!Don't talk nonsense!
Yin Aochen slapped several times in a row, the anger in his chest had already made him ignore other senses.
The little fat man quickly grabbed the two perverted hands, and said seriously: "Brother Chen! Calm down! Calm down!"
Labor and capital can't calm down!The deity of Thomas must chop you up!
Yin Aochen struggled desperately, the little fat man had to struggle to hold him steady.
"Brother Chen! Breathe in! Take a deep breath! Relax!"
Nima!Ning Xiaopang!Labor and management do not have children!Suck your uncle!
Yin Aochen's anger was rising steadily, like a moving active volcano.
"Brother Chen! You have really passed the estrus smoothly!"
Ma Da!You are in heat!This deity is a human being, not a beast!You are in heat, Thomas!
The two quarreled like this for a while, and finally calmed down.
Yin Aochen sat on the horse's back, pulled the rein, and put the little fat man in his arms, with a dejected look of being trampled.
Tired of thinking about what happened just now, and weighing the pros and cons, Yin Aochen decided to reveal a little bit of the truth: "Little Fatty, you know that people have three souls and seven souls, right?"
The little fat man nodded obediently, his eyes were sparkling, almost blinding Yin Aochen's eyes.
Yin Aochen suddenly felt a little regretful and opened his mouth, but he didn't turn his head back. He continued firmly: "Ordinary people's three souls and seven souls are in balance, so they can be healthy. But if the soul is unstable, the body will have defects. In the past, there were The expert pointed out that among my three souls, the spirit ① is too heavy; among the seven souls, there is not enough poison. Therefore, I have a violent temper and excessive desire."
(⊙o⊙)!Can you still play like this? !
The little fat man was in a daze, and he couldn't understand everything about the ghostly spirit and the non-drug. He only knew that the pervert had a defect in his body, which caused this strange scene of irregular estrus...
A flash of inspiration flashed in the little fat man's mind, and he suddenly asked, "Is that expert called 'Wuxu Taoist'?"
Yin Aochen was taken aback for a moment, then nodded and said, "Exactly."
... I'm so sorry!
Thomas really is this magic stick again!
The little fat man is now extremely curious about "Taoist Wuxu", he really is there wherever there is a hero!After all the wars and chaos, he eliminates monsters and eliminates disasters like ghosts!
Yin Aochen's eyes were deep, and the little fat man also knew Taoist Wuxu, so could it be that the two have some relationship?
Before he could think deeply, he heard the little fat man say: "Brother Chen, don't worry, this matter will definitely be resolved! There are many panacea in my storage ring..."
The little fat man kept talking, Yin Aochen suddenly felt that such a talkative little fat man was not noisy at all, and even a little cute.Listening to the other party's non-stop chatter, my mood calmed down inexplicably.
"Brother Chen!" The little fat man covered the half of his face that was kissed, his round eyes were full of surprise.
Yin Aochen coughed in embarrassment, pulled the reins and continued on his way.Hey, he didn't know what happened just now, and when he realized it, he had already kissed her in a strange way.
He wanted to expose this article as if nothing happened, but the little fat man obviously wouldn't let him go.
"Brother Chen, how does it taste?"
"Ahem..." Yin Aochen almost choked on his own saliva, and looked down at the shy little fat man. He almost fell off the horse in fright.
This, does this look like a three-year-old child? !
Seeing that Yin Aochen didn't answer, the little fat man poked Yin Aochen's abdomen with his elbow, and said very narcissistically: "Brother Chen, do you think my face is bouncy, kissing it is like eating jelly, soft It's so glutinous, it just melts in your mouth..."
The little fat man turned on the mode of "Wang Po sells melons, sells melons, sells her own self-praise", blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, pouring out like a reservoir with its gates open, unstoppable, and unstoppable.
Yin Aochen didn't understand what "Q bomb" was, nor what "jelly" was, but when he heard the words "soft" and "bouncing", he probably understood the meaning of the little fat man.
After living for more than twenty years, Yin Aochen scolded in embarrassment, "Shut up!"
The little fat man smacked his mouth, poked his own face with his fat index finger, and continued to promote himself: "Brother Chen, if you don't kiss me again, the taste will be great! If you... ahhhh!"
Yin Aochen couldn't bear it anymore and pinched a piece of flesh on the little fat man's cheek, and said viciously: "Shut up!"
The moment he let go, seeing the red marks on the other party's face, Yin Aochen felt a little distressed.But thinking about the viciousness of this little fat man, he snorted, pretending he didn't see it.
The little fat man had tears in his eyes, touched his sore cheek, and yelled in a low voice that he was a pervert who didn't understand pity and love, abused children and so on.Moaning and hawing for a long time, there was no pervert to comfort her, the little fat man was a little discouraged, he just punched pervert on the chest, and finally he felt better again.
Yin Aochen made noise with her, casually shot some wild game, then slapped the horse's ass with the whip, and drove all the way to the camp.
Who would have thought that as soon as the horseshoe stepped into the camp, a group of soldiers surrounded them with spears.
"What are you doing!" The little fat man immediately straightened his back and scolded angrily.
A burly man stepped out from among the soldiers. It was Ye Hai, the commander of the Imperial Guard.
"The prince assassinated the emperor with the intention of treason, arrest him immediately!"
……what?
Thomas, what are you talking about?Labor and management can't understand a word!
The little fat man looked down at the crowd of imperial guards, and said with a twitching face: "You call the emperor out, I want to confront him face to face!"
The imperial guards were dumbfounded, confronting each other face to face?Who would dare to confront the emperor face to face?
The little fat man obviously didn't pay attention to the broken hearts of the imperial guards, she only had handsome perverts in her heart.
The little fat man turned around, gently patted the pervert's chest, and comforted him: "Brother Chen, don't be angry. Just treat this group of people as venting. I will definitely seek justice for you."
The imperial guards had black lines all over their faces, and Thomas told them that they were farting... fart!This little goddess is too cute!I really want to crush this little meat ball!
Yin Aochen felt depressed all over his body. With so many imperial guards around the stupid emperor, even a fly couldn't get close to him, let alone an assassin.In order to execute him legitimately, the stupid emperor even resorted to these three indiscriminate moves!
But listening to the little fat man's clumsy words, most of his anger subsided inexplicably.
Hugging the little fat man tightly, Yin Aochen glanced at the imperial guards, and said coldly, "Get out of the way!"
That glance is like a cold front passing through, and everything it goes is frozen into ice.
Ye Hai, the commander of the forbidden army, couldn't help but took a step back. Well, the prince is indeed a mad dog!
Ye Hai waved his hands at the imperial army behind him, and the soldiers stepped out of the way one after another, but they all walked around Yin Aochen and the others.
"Just treat them as Pekingese dogs sticking out their tongues around us~" the little fat man patted the back of Yin Aochen's hand and said.
"En." Yin Aochen nodded, a slight smile appeared in his eyes.
The imperial guards all turned black, Thomas really wanted to sew up the little meatball's mouth!
But they can only think about it, with the little fat man's cultivation base, if they face each other head-on, they will hang themselves-they think they have a long life!
The group finally arrived at the old emperor's camp.
Yin Aochen got off his horse, hugged the little fat man into his arms, and started to walk towards the tent.
Soldiers on both sides immediately stopped over, "The emperor has ordered that the crown prince is not allowed to enter."
Before Yin Aochen could speak, the little fat man couldn't help shouting: "You liars, how could the emperor not see brother Chen? Could it be that you want to be a foolish king, and arrest people without going to trial? This is the same as What's the difference between torture and torture? False imperial edicts, criminals deceiving the emperor, you all have to..."
"Little Fatty!" Yin Aochen hurriedly stopped, "What are you talking about, can you just say 'Hunk Lord' casually?"
Yin Aochen raised his chin at the soldiers while talking, and said coldly: "I want to see the Hunjun."
The wind blew, and everyone dropped their jaws.
In the camp, Emperor Liang, who was lying on the bed and pretended to be dead, almost died of anger, and cursed: "You bastard!"
When Emperor Liang got agitated, the wound on his shoulder opened, and he scolded his mother in pain. He didn't bother to bandage it again, and walked out of the tent, sternly saying: "You son! If you commit treason, you should be punished for your crime! Emperor Liang rolled his eyes at Ye Hai, "I'm not going to arrest him yet!"
"Who dares?" The little fat man unleashed his coercion and instantly forced Emperor Liang and the imperial army back.
"Little fat man..." Yin Aochen put the little fat man on the ground, and said softly, "You go."
It doesn't matter whether he assassinated the stupid emperor or not, what matters is that the stupid emperor wants to kill him.In the past, Emperor Gaozu issued three imperial edicts to recall General Ye Qingyuan and execute him for "unnecessary" crimes.The emperor really wants to kill people, there is no need for a reason, and no one can stop him.What's more, now that the stupid emperor is still personally testifying against him, this is tantamount to blocking all his escape routes.There is no need to argue, there is no need to justify a word at all, you can only catch it with nothing...
【Note】①In the three souls and seven souls, the soul governs Yang, and the soul governs Yin.Among the three souls, the "quiet spirit" is the main body, and the "non-poison" among the seven souls is the main sleeper.
(End of this chapter)
After the Poetry Solitaire incident, the old emperor ushered in to go hunting.
The princes are all accompanying, and they can bring their female relatives as appropriate.Needless to say, His Royal Highness Beitangchen must only take the little fat man along.
Before dawn, the little fat man was still asleep when he was carried into the carriage by Yin Aochen.If she was awake, she would be so happy that she kissed Yin Aochen fiercely——Ho Ho Ho Ho, this is a major improvement!In the past, Yin Aochen would only hold her collar!Willing to hold her now!
However, no if.
The little fat man slept soundly and soundly. Even though the sound of "clacking" horseshoes, "rumbling" wheels, and the occasional sound of conversations all around him did not wake up the little fat man who was unshakeable after falling asleep.
What really woke up the little fat man was the series of reminders from the small system in the sea of consciousness:
【Ding!Host lifespan: 29 days! 】
[The time left before the main task 2 pause: [-] days! 】
The little fat man thought that once the main mission three was suspended, she would probably not be able to wipe out the perverted oil for quite a long time, so he sat up in shock in the dying state, cough cough, wrong wrong, it was a surprise in a sweet dream sit up.
The little fat man rubbed his eyes and realized that he was in a tent.I looked left and right, but there was no abnormality. To be exact, she was the only one in the tent.This realization made the little fat man a little sad.
The little fat man is sad, even if it is just a little sad, someone will suffer.
Letting go of his spiritual sense to check, the little fat man knew that the pervert was outside, talking with a group of princes.
The little fat man snorted, immediately rolled over from the bed, put on his riding boots, and ran out of the tent...
……
"Brother Dust~"
After chatting with the princes for a long time, Yin Aochen was getting impatient when he heard the voice of the little fat man.Compared with the voices of the princes, this annoying little milk's voice at this time is like the sound of nature.
Ever since, Yin Aochen showed a rare, sincere smile.
The little fat man was fascinated by it, and naturally forgot to ask Yin Aochen to settle the score, but he still complained in a low voice: "Brother Chen, how could you leave me alone in the tent?"
Yin Aochen said: "You are sleeping."
The little fat man hugged the perverted trouser leg and said: "You can carry me out to play. I am very obedient after I fall asleep, and I won't move around."
The princes imagined how Beitangchen was strolling around with a baby in his arms, and they all smiled knowingly.Qin Wang Beitang Ce and Yan Wang Beitangyan, who lack concentration, laughed outright.
The little fat man gave King Qin and King Yan a fierce look, and asked viciously, "What are you laughing at?"
The incident of the little fat man making a big fuss at the family dinner yesterday was still fresh in everyone's memory. King Qin and King Yan immediately stopped laughing, for fear that this little baby boy would start a violent non-cooperation movement again.
At this moment, a palace official came over with a plate of freshly picked fruits and vegetables.
The little fat man unceremoniously jumped up and took a pear, and bit it down with a "crack", splashing water everywhere.Well, because of the altitude, it didn't get splashed in other people's faces.
"I'm a child, you can't compete with me." The little fat man took a plate full of fruits and vegetables from the palace man while he gnawed on the pear.
The corners of everyone's mouths twitched, who would want to rob you!
The little fat man dealt with a pear in twos and threes, so fast that King Qin and the others were shocked to the point of petrification.Holding the fruit plate above his head with both hands, the little fat man said as if offering a treasure: "Brother Chen, quickly see if you like it."
818: [Ding!Yin Aochen's favorability +1%! 】
[Temporary value of favorability: 71%! 】
Listening to the beep, the little fat man smiled brighter and raised his hands higher.818 explained to her yesterday that in view of her special situation, the system has fine-tuned the favorability algorithm.Today's favorability is a comprehensive value, which includes a wide range of categories such as family, friendship, and love.No matter what kind of relationship it is, as long as the favorability of the pervert rises, it means that the other party regards her as one of their own!
Little fat man is happy just thinking about it~
Her expression of "it's all us, you can choose whichever you want to eat" made the corners of Han Wang and others' mouths twitch.
What's so special is that my father ordered someone to give it to us and want to use it together!You little fat boy actually swallowed it all by yourself!It's fine if you swallow it all by yourself, but you still want to swallow it all alone with the mad dog!It is tolerable or unbearable!
"Little sister-in-law, it's better to be happy alone than to be happy together, so you can share with us too." King Yan said.
"Have you never heard of Kong Rong making pears? I really don't know the rules." The little fat man's eyes were glued to the pervert, and he couldn't bear to give Yan Wang the corner of his eyes. What's the excitement? Do you understand what it means to be orderly and orderly, and there is a difference between superiority and inferiority?" This group of people are all bad, and they are looking for death and trouble all day long, so she will not give them good fruit to eat!
After being taught a lesson by the little fat man, Yan Wang died of depression, and Han Wang and others also looked ugly.
The scene was once confusing and embarrassing.
"Ah."
The chuckle was quiet, but everyone heard it.
"Brother Chen, you look so pretty when you smile, and your voice is so nice~" The little fat man turned on the hardcore fan girl mode.
Everyone is depressed, what the hell is Beitangchen watching their jokes!And laugh out loud in public!
Yin Aochen saw that the little fat man had a hard time lifting the plate, so he took the fruit casually, and said, "Little fat man, break it up with your brothers, you can't finish it all by yourself."
"Okay, okay." Brother Chen said everything was right!
The little fat man put the plate on the small shelf next to him, and waved to King Han and the others, "Come and eat~"
Everyone's hands trembled. What's the matter with this feeling of being treated like a pet?
After everyone shared the fruits, the little fat man still kept praising how kind his prince is: "Brother Chen gave these to you, otherwise, I wouldn't have left them to you."
Come on, stop using your viciousness to set off the kindness and benevolence of your Royal Highness the Crown Prince!
While eating the fruit, everyone expressed their dissatisfaction with their eyes.
While eating fruit, everyone's parents were short-tempered, and suddenly they talked about His Highness judging people by their appearance, and the palace people in the East Palace didn't even have a single beetle ugly.
The contempt inside and out of the words was very harsh, and the little fat man exploded on the spot, shouting: "Only superficial people don't judge people by their appearance! Only superficial people don't judge by appearance. The secrets of the world are visible things, not invisible Visible things!"
Everyone was stunned when they heard it, as if it made sense...
It makes no sense!The little fat man stuck out his tongue in his heart.It is wrong to judge people by their cover!But she can only say this to the pervert, how can she allow others to comment?snort! ╭(╯ ╰)╮
818: [Ding!Yin Aochen favorability +1%]
[Temporary value of favorability: 72%! 】
Hearing the report from the small system, the little fat man felt complacent, and went further and further on the road of protecting the husband and the madman...
Not long after, the hunt began.Everyone packed lightly and set out on the road, only His Highness the Crown Prince followed slowly with a baby boy.
The little fat man was protected by Yin Aochen in his arms, and they rode together on a bay red horse.
It was the first time for the little fat man to meet the royal hunting. He looked around excitedly, looked up and down, but finally found that the forest was still the same forest, and the animals were still those animals, so the excitement and curiosity disappeared.
As soon as the curiosity passed, the thoughts of profiteering came up again.The little fat man rubbed back and forth in Yin Aochen's arms, touching the other's chest with his little fat hand from time to time, and then said in surprise, "Oh, why did I accidentally touch it again?"
The corner of Yin Aochen's mouth twitched, but he didn't stop the cheeky behavior of scolding the little fat man.
The little fat man's courage (se) became bigger (dan), and the little fat man moved his hand down slightly...
Yin Aochen was shocked, stopped his horse, and looked down at the little fat man angrily.
The little fat man raised his hands up, as if surrendering, but his face was rippling, "Brother Chen, you have eight-pack abs~ Don't doubt it, I've already verified it, it's really eight-pack ~"
Yin Aochen scolded his mother in his heart, is it worthy of you to judge whether this deity has abdominal muscles?This deity takes a bath every day, but you don’t see him when he looks up. Don’t you know how many pieces of flesh are on his body?
"Go down!" Yin Aochen couldn't bear it anymore.
The little fat man looked incomprehensible, "Brother Chen, do you want to get off your horse and go hunting? I think they all shoot their prey on horseback..."
As soon as Yin Aochen gritted his teeth, he simply got off his horse and walked forward while pulling the reins.
If it was left in the past, the pervert would definitely throw the little fat man off the horse, and he would not care about the other party's life or death.But now, one of the two is feeling angry, and the other is triumphant about the success of mopping up money, obviously they didn't notice this difference.
After walking for a while, the little fat man suddenly noticed that something was wrong with Yin Aochen, his breathing was a little rough, as if he was deliberately suppressing something.
"Brother Chen, let's rest for a while." Although the two of them hadn't hunted any prey yet and the process was very slow, the little fat man still suggested so.
Yin Aochen muffled "Yes", led the horse to a tree and tied it, then turned around suddenly and walked deep into the forest.
The little fat man quickly followed, but before he could take a step, he heard the pervert say: "Don't follow!"
The voice was a little hoarse, and the little fat man's face turned dark when he heard it.Thomas' pervert must be in heat!It's not the first time that she may be in heat even if she walks quietly!No matter how slow the little fat man is, he still realizes that things are abnormal...
"Brother Chen!" The little fat man thought for a while, and followed resolutely.
"Get out!" Yin Aochen had just stood leaning against a tree when he heard the little fat man's voice urging him to die.
The little fat man flew up to the tree and sat down, shaking his legs and looking down at the pervert, he said seriously: "Brother Chen, what's wrong with you? Tell me, let's find a solution together~"
Yin Aochen looked up at the little fat man, from this angle, the little fat man's face was extremely round and extremely white, just like the freshly baked steamed buns from the pastry shop on the East Street.
Yin Aochen swallowed hard, and scolded: "Don't make trouble!"
The little fat man said to himself: "Could it be that you have some kind of aphrodisiac with irregular seizures? This is too amazing. Tell me the prescription, and I will definitely be able to give you the antidote!" Well, that's right, when the time comes Ask for help from the small system, 818 must have a solution.
Yin Aochen's face was as black as coal in an instant, and he said sharply, "Shut up!"
The little fat man gave the other party a look of "Don't be so shy", and tried to persuade him: "Brother Chen, just talk about it! If this kind of matter is not resolved, it will hurt your health! You..."
"Get out!" Yin Aochen patted it with a palm.
The little fat man dodged the sharp palm and was not angry at all.Well, she has always been very tolerant towards patients, let alone this handsome patient~
"Brother Chen..."
"boom--"
The unfinished words were directly drowned in the loud noise of falling trees.
The two started fighting like this. To be precise, it was Yin Aochen who attacked unilaterally, the little fat man dodged leisurely, and kept trying to persuade him with earnest words, such as "Brother Chen, you have to control yourself!" Hurt your body with anger, calm down!" "Oh, look, have you softened?"
The last sentence was very impactful. Although Yin Aochen didn't notice any changes in his body, he still couldn't help but look down. Immediately afterwards, the anger value was raised to a new height!
"fatty!"
Thomas was mad at him!This is Chi Guoguo's insult!
The two fought like this for a while, and the little fat man suddenly said pleasantly: "Brother Chen! You're soft!"
Ma Da!Fatty!Don't talk nonsense!
Yin Aochen slapped several times in a row, the anger in his chest had already made him ignore other senses.
The little fat man quickly grabbed the two perverted hands, and said seriously: "Brother Chen! Calm down! Calm down!"
Labor and capital can't calm down!The deity of Thomas must chop you up!
Yin Aochen struggled desperately, the little fat man had to struggle to hold him steady.
"Brother Chen! Breathe in! Take a deep breath! Relax!"
Nima!Ning Xiaopang!Labor and management do not have children!Suck your uncle!
Yin Aochen's anger was rising steadily, like a moving active volcano.
"Brother Chen! You have really passed the estrus smoothly!"
Ma Da!You are in heat!This deity is a human being, not a beast!You are in heat, Thomas!
The two quarreled like this for a while, and finally calmed down.
Yin Aochen sat on the horse's back, pulled the rein, and put the little fat man in his arms, with a dejected look of being trampled.
Tired of thinking about what happened just now, and weighing the pros and cons, Yin Aochen decided to reveal a little bit of the truth: "Little Fatty, you know that people have three souls and seven souls, right?"
The little fat man nodded obediently, his eyes were sparkling, almost blinding Yin Aochen's eyes.
Yin Aochen suddenly felt a little regretful and opened his mouth, but he didn't turn his head back. He continued firmly: "Ordinary people's three souls and seven souls are in balance, so they can be healthy. But if the soul is unstable, the body will have defects. In the past, there were The expert pointed out that among my three souls, the spirit ① is too heavy; among the seven souls, there is not enough poison. Therefore, I have a violent temper and excessive desire."
(⊙o⊙)!Can you still play like this? !
The little fat man was in a daze, and he couldn't understand everything about the ghostly spirit and the non-drug. He only knew that the pervert had a defect in his body, which caused this strange scene of irregular estrus...
A flash of inspiration flashed in the little fat man's mind, and he suddenly asked, "Is that expert called 'Wuxu Taoist'?"
Yin Aochen was taken aback for a moment, then nodded and said, "Exactly."
... I'm so sorry!
Thomas really is this magic stick again!
The little fat man is now extremely curious about "Taoist Wuxu", he really is there wherever there is a hero!After all the wars and chaos, he eliminates monsters and eliminates disasters like ghosts!
Yin Aochen's eyes were deep, and the little fat man also knew Taoist Wuxu, so could it be that the two have some relationship?
Before he could think deeply, he heard the little fat man say: "Brother Chen, don't worry, this matter will definitely be resolved! There are many panacea in my storage ring..."
The little fat man kept talking, Yin Aochen suddenly felt that such a talkative little fat man was not noisy at all, and even a little cute.Listening to the other party's non-stop chatter, my mood calmed down inexplicably.
"Brother Chen!" The little fat man covered the half of his face that was kissed, his round eyes were full of surprise.
Yin Aochen coughed in embarrassment, pulled the reins and continued on his way.Hey, he didn't know what happened just now, and when he realized it, he had already kissed her in a strange way.
He wanted to expose this article as if nothing happened, but the little fat man obviously wouldn't let him go.
"Brother Chen, how does it taste?"
"Ahem..." Yin Aochen almost choked on his own saliva, and looked down at the shy little fat man. He almost fell off the horse in fright.
This, does this look like a three-year-old child? !
Seeing that Yin Aochen didn't answer, the little fat man poked Yin Aochen's abdomen with his elbow, and said very narcissistically: "Brother Chen, do you think my face is bouncy, kissing it is like eating jelly, soft It's so glutinous, it just melts in your mouth..."
The little fat man turned on the mode of "Wang Po sells melons, sells melons, sells her own self-praise", blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, pouring out like a reservoir with its gates open, unstoppable, and unstoppable.
Yin Aochen didn't understand what "Q bomb" was, nor what "jelly" was, but when he heard the words "soft" and "bouncing", he probably understood the meaning of the little fat man.
After living for more than twenty years, Yin Aochen scolded in embarrassment, "Shut up!"
The little fat man smacked his mouth, poked his own face with his fat index finger, and continued to promote himself: "Brother Chen, if you don't kiss me again, the taste will be great! If you... ahhhh!"
Yin Aochen couldn't bear it anymore and pinched a piece of flesh on the little fat man's cheek, and said viciously: "Shut up!"
The moment he let go, seeing the red marks on the other party's face, Yin Aochen felt a little distressed.But thinking about the viciousness of this little fat man, he snorted, pretending he didn't see it.
The little fat man had tears in his eyes, touched his sore cheek, and yelled in a low voice that he was a pervert who didn't understand pity and love, abused children and so on.Moaning and hawing for a long time, there was no pervert to comfort her, the little fat man was a little discouraged, he just punched pervert on the chest, and finally he felt better again.
Yin Aochen made noise with her, casually shot some wild game, then slapped the horse's ass with the whip, and drove all the way to the camp.
Who would have thought that as soon as the horseshoe stepped into the camp, a group of soldiers surrounded them with spears.
"What are you doing!" The little fat man immediately straightened his back and scolded angrily.
A burly man stepped out from among the soldiers. It was Ye Hai, the commander of the Imperial Guard.
"The prince assassinated the emperor with the intention of treason, arrest him immediately!"
……what?
Thomas, what are you talking about?Labor and management can't understand a word!
The little fat man looked down at the crowd of imperial guards, and said with a twitching face: "You call the emperor out, I want to confront him face to face!"
The imperial guards were dumbfounded, confronting each other face to face?Who would dare to confront the emperor face to face?
The little fat man obviously didn't pay attention to the broken hearts of the imperial guards, she only had handsome perverts in her heart.
The little fat man turned around, gently patted the pervert's chest, and comforted him: "Brother Chen, don't be angry. Just treat this group of people as venting. I will definitely seek justice for you."
The imperial guards had black lines all over their faces, and Thomas told them that they were farting... fart!This little goddess is too cute!I really want to crush this little meat ball!
Yin Aochen felt depressed all over his body. With so many imperial guards around the stupid emperor, even a fly couldn't get close to him, let alone an assassin.In order to execute him legitimately, the stupid emperor even resorted to these three indiscriminate moves!
But listening to the little fat man's clumsy words, most of his anger subsided inexplicably.
Hugging the little fat man tightly, Yin Aochen glanced at the imperial guards, and said coldly, "Get out of the way!"
That glance is like a cold front passing through, and everything it goes is frozen into ice.
Ye Hai, the commander of the forbidden army, couldn't help but took a step back. Well, the prince is indeed a mad dog!
Ye Hai waved his hands at the imperial army behind him, and the soldiers stepped out of the way one after another, but they all walked around Yin Aochen and the others.
"Just treat them as Pekingese dogs sticking out their tongues around us~" the little fat man patted the back of Yin Aochen's hand and said.
"En." Yin Aochen nodded, a slight smile appeared in his eyes.
The imperial guards all turned black, Thomas really wanted to sew up the little meatball's mouth!
But they can only think about it, with the little fat man's cultivation base, if they face each other head-on, they will hang themselves-they think they have a long life!
The group finally arrived at the old emperor's camp.
Yin Aochen got off his horse, hugged the little fat man into his arms, and started to walk towards the tent.
Soldiers on both sides immediately stopped over, "The emperor has ordered that the crown prince is not allowed to enter."
Before Yin Aochen could speak, the little fat man couldn't help shouting: "You liars, how could the emperor not see brother Chen? Could it be that you want to be a foolish king, and arrest people without going to trial? This is the same as What's the difference between torture and torture? False imperial edicts, criminals deceiving the emperor, you all have to..."
"Little Fatty!" Yin Aochen hurriedly stopped, "What are you talking about, can you just say 'Hunk Lord' casually?"
Yin Aochen raised his chin at the soldiers while talking, and said coldly: "I want to see the Hunjun."
The wind blew, and everyone dropped their jaws.
In the camp, Emperor Liang, who was lying on the bed and pretended to be dead, almost died of anger, and cursed: "You bastard!"
When Emperor Liang got agitated, the wound on his shoulder opened, and he scolded his mother in pain. He didn't bother to bandage it again, and walked out of the tent, sternly saying: "You son! If you commit treason, you should be punished for your crime! Emperor Liang rolled his eyes at Ye Hai, "I'm not going to arrest him yet!"
"Who dares?" The little fat man unleashed his coercion and instantly forced Emperor Liang and the imperial army back.
"Little fat man..." Yin Aochen put the little fat man on the ground, and said softly, "You go."
It doesn't matter whether he assassinated the stupid emperor or not, what matters is that the stupid emperor wants to kill him.In the past, Emperor Gaozu issued three imperial edicts to recall General Ye Qingyuan and execute him for "unnecessary" crimes.The emperor really wants to kill people, there is no need for a reason, and no one can stop him.What's more, now that the stupid emperor is still personally testifying against him, this is tantamount to blocking all his escape routes.There is no need to argue, there is no need to justify a word at all, you can only catch it with nothing...
【Note】①In the three souls and seven souls, the soul governs Yang, and the soul governs Yin.Among the three souls, the "quiet spirit" is the main body, and the "non-poison" among the seven souls is the main sleeper.
(End of this chapter)
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