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Chapter 211 The first task: the unlucky time-traveling woman (9)

Chapter 211 The Tenth Task: The Unlucky Traveling Woman ([-])

After Feng Buyu delivered the bread, she didn't go back to the kitchen, but directly went back to her bamboo house. At this moment, Lan Luoyun was lying on the bed with her limbs spread out, occupying the whole small bed. Raising his eyebrows, he turned and went back to the kitchen to get a stick.

Whether she is really sleeping or pretending to be sleeping, martial arts practitioners are very alert, she can't touch them directly, but she can use a roundabout way.

Feng Buyu found a very long stick and walked back. At this moment, her ears were numb again, and the system's unique tender voice sounded, "Please eat a bunch of candied haws within today." His voice With coldness.

Feng Buyu ignored him, and the system fell silent after saying this. He felt that it was impossible for Feng Buyu not to miss his family, and he would beg him sooner or later.

The distance from the kitchen to the bamboo house is very short, but only a dozen meters away, Feng Buyu quickly returned to the room with the stick, stood at the door and poked Lan Luoyun's exposed leg with the stick.

"What are you doing?" Lan Luoyun quickly opened her eyes, looking at Feng in disbelief.

She was pretending to sleep just now, there is only one bed here, and it is so small, it is impossible to accommodate two people, so she will act first, she will never give up the bed for this bitch to sleep in.

"Wake you up." Feng Buyu smiled and said, "Look at you, I've slept on the bed, where should I sleep?"

"What does that have to do with me?!" Lan Luoyun snorted coldly, "Whoever occupies this bed first will own it."

"Is that so?" Feng Buyu frowned slightly, "That means you will never give up this bed."

Lan Luoyun didn't speak, and closed her eyes to express her acquiescence. Seeing this, Feng Silently pursed her lips slightly, with a serious expression on her face, "If that's the case, then don't blame me for being rude."

Oh, what can you do? !Do you still want to file a complaint?Do you really think the helmsman likes you?Hearing this, Lan Luoyun closed her eyes and let out a sneer from her nose, feeling very disdainful in her heart, a slut is a slut, and she has no self-knowledge.

Of course, she would be even happier if this bitch could fight her out of anger, then even if she didn't die, she would peel off her skin, anyway, she didn't do it first, and even if this bitch escaped death, she would not be punished.

But Feng Buyu naturally wouldn't file a complaint, and it was impossible to fight with her. She picked up the wooden barrel in the house and covered it on the ground, and took a few pots, and placed them in front of the threshold, while she herself sat on the threshold .

What is this bitch trying to do?
Lan Luoyun hasn't heard Feng Silence speak for a long time, opened her eyes and peeked at her secretly, and saw her holding a wooden stick in one hand, in a posture ready to go, Lan Luoyun frowned, before she thought For some reason, I heard Feng Buyu's wild singing voice, "The little girl got up early in the morning and went to the latrine with her trousers in her hands. Someone in the latrine had no choice but to pull them on her trousers."

Feng Buyu sang while beating wooden barrels and copper basins with wooden sticks, and there was a sound of ping-ping-pong-pong in the silent night.

She sang with a thick voice, and because of her long-term memory, she was out of tune, so it sounded like ghosts crying and wolves howling.

Lan Luoyun was taken aback, and her heart was shocked.

It was quiet at night, and anyone who heard this kind of sound suddenly would be frightened, let alone she was still thinking about something just now.

Xiuzhu, who was watching her not far away, also had his forehead throbbing involuntarily because of her singing.

Feng Muyu, but no matter how many people heard her singing, she just wanted to tell Lan Luoyun that since she wouldn't let her sleep on the bed, then everyone should not sleep.

Feng Buyu sang very happily, "Little girl, get up early in the morning and carry your pants to the latrine. Someone in the latrine has no choice but to pull them on the pants." She repeated these lines three or four times, and the vulgar lyrics made Lan Luoyun Slowly reacting, her face was flushed with anger, she never thought that Feng Buyu would use such a detrimental method to die together, it was simply——

Shameless!

"La la la la la la la la, the sun is shining in the sky, the flowers are smiling at me, the little bird said early, why are you carrying the explosives on your back, I will bomb the school, I will not be late every day, pull the line, I will run away, With a bang, the school disappeared."

"When will the bright moon come? Ask the wine to the blue sky. Sometimes, sometimes, I will believe that everything has an end, and there are times when we get together and leave. Nothing is gone.

The original owner's voice is not unpleasant, but Feng Buyu's voice is rough and out of tune. Sometimes she screams twice, and when she sings, she kicks the copper basin with her feet, and the copper basin makes a dull sound, which makes her even more serious. I got a little excited, and kept screaming, the sound was very shrill, like a chicken being strangled calling for help... These sounds are connected together, it is a noise that cannot be described in words.

This bitch!

This bitch!

Lan Luoyun was extremely angry, but she didn't want to let the bed out like this, so she lay on her side on the bed, covered her ears with her clothes, trying to block out Feng Buyu's voice, but Feng Buyu's voice came through the thin The thin spring shirt lingered in her ears like a devil's voice, and finally she couldn't bear it any longer, and as soon as she lifted the clothes, she shouted angrily at the wind, "Stop singing! What the hell are you singing about? "

Feng Buyu was just intoxicated, she felt that her singing sounded a bit like a ghost at first, but it was still a bit graceful when she tasted it carefully, so she ignored her and continued to sing her "Two Tigers, Two Tigers". Two tigers fall in love, two are male, both are male, it's really crazy, really crazy."

"..." Seeing this, Lan Luoyun's face was instantly livid, and when she heard her repeated lyrics, her hands trembled with anger. What the hell is this bitch singing? My God, she is the head of the Huayue Society After traveling so many places, this is the first time I heard this kind of song. Two tigers are in love, and they are both male. How can she be so shameless?
Is she still a woman?
"Sister, sit on the bow of the boat, brother, I'll go ashore!" At this moment, Feng Silently knocked on the wooden barrel again, imitating a man's voice, which was extremely rough and wild, startling the birds that were staying on the treetops. The sound of flapping wings.

Lan Luoyun was startled by her sudden loud voice, the muscles on her face couldn't help jumping up, she gritted her teeth and said, "Shut up!"

"Don't don't don't, forget the dream I had, the stars in the sky seemed to listen to me singing, excitedly twinkling, la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la. , I can’t sleep well, the streets are so lively today, and you can buy two bags for seven copper coins.” Feng Buyu continued to sing, and she wrote the lyrics for some songs she couldn’t remember, which seemed to rhyme.

Just when Lan Luoyun couldn't take it anymore and was about to let the bed out, suddenly, a clear voice broke through the windless howl of ghosts and wolves, and rang in the ears of the two of them.

"What are you doing?"

It was the voice of the helmsman in white.

Feng Buyu raised his eyes, and saw the rudder master in white standing not far away, looking at them quietly, his voice suddenly dropped, and Lan Luoyun's heart suddenly relaxed, the first reaction was that the magic voice finally It is stopped.

The wind blows, and the rudder master in white stands in the moonlight, his body seems to be covered with a layer of silver frost, looking like a dream.

"It's like this." Feng Buyu took two steps forward and started talking nonsense, "It's Lan Luoyun who won't let me sleep in bed. I didn't feel sleepy at first, so I sang some nursery rhymes from my hometown. I think I sang really well." Well, like the gurgling water in the mountains, it gives people a refreshing feeling, I originally wanted Lan Luoyun to fall asleep accompanied by my singing, but who knows that you will come, the helmsman."

Such shameless and confounding black and white words made Lan Luoyun's heart that had just let go rise again. She suddenly widened her eyes, and the flames danced in her eyes. It was the first time she lost her composure in front of the helmsman, and her voice was extremely sharp, "Listen to your singing!" I'm going to throw up, how dare you say that your singing is like gurgling water, how dare you say that it makes people feel refreshed?!"

"That's because you don't know how to appreciate it, and you don't have a slap in the face." Feng Buyu was shameless and boastful. "As for my singing voice, no matter where it is placed, it is a dominant existence. In the past, people would pay for my singing."

"Give money? That's life-threatening!" This was the first time Lan Luoyun met someone like Feng Buyu, whose face was thicker than the crook of the city wall, which made her completely lose her mind.

Compared to Lan Luoyun's anger, Feng Buyu smiled and said, "Aren't you dead now, and you are still full of energy, it can be seen that my singing can make you recover quickly, you have to thank me. But I As for people, I have always adhered to the life philosophy of doing good deeds without leaving a name or saying thanks, so I won't let you give money."

"you you you…"

"Don't be proud of my spirit, that's what I should do."

"Slut! Slut!" Lan Luoyun's face was deformed due to his anger, and his mind went blank for a moment. For a moment, he forgot that the helmsman was here. He raised his left hand and activated his internal strength.

Seeing the murderous intent in her eyes, Feng Buyu quickly ran behind the master in white, grabbed his cuff and said, "Master, help!"

The eyes of the rudder master in white instantly turned cold. He took a deep breath, and shook off Feng Buyu's hand, "What else do you want to do?" His voice was as clear as a jade ball with a bit of restrained anger, which made Lan Luoyun She came back to her senses in an instant, and the anger disappeared without a trace in an instant, replaced by boundless coldness, which made her limbs a little numb.

The last time the Helmsman got angry was after their mission to assassinate the Night King failed three years ago.

That time, blood flowed like a river, and everyone who participated in the task was fed Ruanjin Powder and Hua Gong Powder and thrown into the Ten Thousand Snakes Cave.

But now, the rudder master is angry again.

Lan Luoyun's whole body couldn't help shaking, and with a plop, she immediately knelt down on the ground.

(End of this chapter)

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