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Chapter 14 Rescue the lonely boy (14)

The dick boy was dumbfounded!

"Hey hey! Cough cough, help! I...cough cough...didn't lie to you!"

The diaosi man was pinched so hard that he was about to suffocate, Ye Zhan pushed him away, and the diaosi man fell to the floor with his ass.

The male duck let out an ouch, and Ye Zhan immediately stood in front of him, looking at him like a giant statue.

Majestic, irresistible!
"You said you weren't a dead tree in spring?"

The loser man touched his neck and coughed, "I really am not! That was my stolen account, and I just wanted to defraud you of some money."

Ye Zhan listened, but the only IP address turned out to be like this...

There is one last question!
Ye Zhan thought of something, bent down and grabbed the loser with one hand.

The dick boy lost all his slippers, and was so frightened that he immediately yelled, "You! You! Where are you taking me? The police station? Hey! I didn't get a dime, so I can't file a case!"

Ye Zhan ignored the dickboy and dragged him directly to the kitchen.

Everything in the kitchen, including the tabletop, was dusty, so Ye Zhan still had to check.

"Stand up straight!"

The loser man listened to the order and immediately straightened his waist. Ye Zhan pushed and the loser man was pushed to the sink.

"Brother, what are you doing?..."

The diaosi man felt that Ye Zhan in front of him seemed to have come out of a mental hospital.

"Cook!"

"You cook? Or... I cook??"

The dick boy was trembling, and now he didn't dare to ask questions, for fear that Ye Zhan would pinch him again.

"You cook it! I'll eat it!"

"what?!"

"Cook quickly!!"

As soon as Ye Zhan gave the order, the dick boy shook his head from side to side, turned around and came to the refrigerator, and when he opened it, the stench that hadn't been cleaned up for a long time almost choked him to death!

"Damn it, it stinks!"

The diaosi man pinched his nose, and Ye Zhan took a few steps back with a dark face.

I checked the refrigerator, and there were only a few rotten eggs.

"Only eggs..."

"Scrambled eggs, egg soup!"

Ye Zhan will never forget the deliciousness of Kumu Fengchun in his life. Even eggs can be made into different delicacies.

But Ye Zhan is too overestimating the dick, his ten fingers are not in the sun, this house was only rented half a month ago, and the eggs are not his own...

Where can I cook?
The loser looked at the egg with big eyes and small eyes.

"Eggs... how to cook?"

The diaosi man asked weakly, and just turned his head, he saw Ye Zhan's eyes like laser rays, and he was as frightened as a little chicken.

He immediately picked up the pot and put it directly on the induction cooker without even washing it.

"Should we put the oil first? Or the eggs first?"

"you ask me?!"

Ye Zhan is like a law enforcer staring at dicks doing things.

The diaosi man immediately picked up the oil drum that had been unused for an unknown period of time on the floor, turned on the switch of the induction cooker, and the oil poured down in one gulp.

The oil heated up in a short while, and the sloppy boy knocked a rotten egg on the table, and poured it directly into the hot oil pan with grinning teeth.

The splash of oil in an instant scalded the dick boy and screamed!

"It's hot! It's hot!"

Ye Zhan watched, his expression changed, he turned around and left without saying a word.

The diaosi man is still struggling with the eggs in the frying pan.

Turning around and seeing Ye Zhan leaving, he felt anxious.

"Brother! Help me! Close it for me, my arm is burned!"

As soon as the dick boy finished speaking, Ye Zhan slammed the door and left.

This farce ended absurdly.

Qin Ge was worried outside for a long time, and finally saw Ye Zhan coming out!

And Ye Zhan's complexion is not very good...

(End of this chapter)