The whole world is an NPC

Chapter 505 Routines
Ye Xueying defended against the water washing of mortals, but failed to defend against the potions of mages, so she was exposed.

Emperor Shang suppressed a smile and said, "If you haven't washed it clean, please wash it again."

Ye Xueying had no choice but to come back suspiciously, and under the command of Shang Huang, she washed it twice again.

When she was about to present the book again, Shang Huang came over and looked at her face carefully, the more she looked at it, the more beautiful she felt.

An Hai lowered his head early in the morning.He thought to himself: "Hold the grass, this girl is so beautiful, no wonder the emperor is following her."Strange to say, how did the emperor find out that she was hiding her true face?
Ye Xueying felt that something was wrong, she bowed her head and said: "Your Majesty, the book has been delivered, and I will take my leave!"

But Shang Huang said: "Slow down! Ye Xueying, are you guilty?"

Ye Xueying wondered: "Your Majesty, what is the crime of this humble minister?"

Shang Huang was prepared long ago, and said to An Haiqing: "You show her a mirror."

An Haiqing quickly took a mirror from the storage bag, and brought it to Ye Xueying.

Ye Xueying looked in the mirror and immediately understood.She was very annoyed, but she didn't know when she showed her flaws.

Seeing her appearance, Shang Huang sneered and said, "What else do you have to say now?"

Ye Xueying's thoughts changed sharply, and she said with a smile: "Your Majesty, in the laws of the Shang Dynasty, which law stipulates that women who do not wear makeup should be punished?"

Shang Huang recalled thousands of laws of the Shang Dynasty in his mind like lightning, but there really were none.

An Haiqing interjected and said, "Is this improper makeup? You are deceiving the emperor!"

Ye Xueying quibbled and said: "I don't know how to put on makeup, I just make up indiscriminately, if I don't make it well, how can I deceive the emperor? If I ask you to paint, maybe it will make me even uglier. Then you are also cheating the emperor?"

An Haiqing was speechless, he really didn't dare to put makeup on Ye Xueying, he couldn't!I never heard that eunuchs have to learn how to make up.

Seeing her sly and clever eyes, Emperor Shang knew that she was playing tricks.

"Whether to deceive the emperor, you know it in your heart, and I know it too. I am the emperor, if I say you deceive the emperor, you are guilty."

Ye Xueying was speechless, it was unreasonable.This is not easy.

Ye Xueying tentatively asked: "Then, what does the emperor want?"

Emperor Shang threw the memorial sent by Nanyang in front of her, and asked: "Is what said above true?"

Ye Xueying quickly read through the memorial, and immediately noticed the praise from above.She was secretly complacent for a while, but when she raised her head, she activated her perfect-level performance skills, and said with tears in her eyes, "It seems to be true."

Emperor Shang laughed angrily when he heard this, what does it mean to be true?Looking down and seeing her tearful and aggrieved look, I suddenly couldn't bear it again.

Shang Huang took Zhang Guqin from his storage bag and said: "Come here, play and sing a song here. If you sing well, I will forgive you for your innocence. If you sing badly, you will be dealt with severely."

Ye Xueying had a headache. If she sang poorly, she would be punished severely. If she sang well, it would be worse.She understands this trick!
Seeing Ye Xueying not moving, An Haiqing sternly said from the side: "Ye Xueying, do you want to resist the order?"

Ye Xueying sighed, and said: "I was just thinking about what song is suitable for the emperor to listen to. I want to sing a song randomly, which violates the emperor's taboo and makes the emperor unhappy. Wouldn't it be too bad? This father-in-law, don't be so angry. The emperor is not in a hurry, why are you in a hurry? Your mentality is wrong. The emperor didn't speak, so don't rush to speak. Those who know say you are loyal, but those who don't know think that you want to replace the emperor. Do you think you are better than the emperor? Still wise? What the emperor didn't think of, you thought of it first, so what do you want the emperor to do?"

When An Haiqing heard what she said, he was so frightened that he immediately knelt down in front of Emperor Shang and said in a trembling voice: "This is not what I think."

Ye Xueying said leisurely on the side: "Look, the emperor didn't say that he would punish you. You knelt down and pleaded guilty every now and then. You are treating the emperor's belly with the heart of a villain. You treat the emperor so badly." What do you want to do?"

An Haiqing was so frightened that he didn't know whether to stand up or continue to kneel down to plead guilty.

Ye Xueying said again: "Look at you, you behave in a panic in front of the emperor, you have no rules, you can't speak completely, why do you work as an errand?"

An Haiqing was so anxious that tears were about to fall.

Ye Xueying said again: "The emperor is not dead, why are you crying?"

An Haiqing had tears in his eyes, but he didn't dare to drip down. He pinched his eyes desperately, trying to hold back the tears, but how could he hold back?
The emperor of Shang was surprised when he saw Ye Xueying's words, saying that the eunuch who was close to him was desperate for life and in a dilemma.

Emperor Shang looked helplessly at the panicked An Haiqing, and said, "You can't beat her, so stop interrupting and just stay."

An Haiqing hurriedly shrank aside, not daring to speak again.Heart said: I am convinced, I am afraid of your sharp mouth, you can speak too much.

Shang Huang looked at Ye Xueying with great interest and asked, "Have you thought about the song now?"

Ye Xueying gave up on herself and said, "Think it over!"

Emperor Shang sat back on the dragon chair, waiting to watch with great interest.

Ye Xueying set up the piano, and those who gave up treatment began to play the piano.She played and sang a song "Moonlight Night on the Spring River".

The tide of the Chunjiang River connects to the sea, and the moon and the sea coexist.

Yanyan followed the waves for thousands of miles, where is the spring river without moonlight.

. . . . . . .

I don't know how many people will return to Chengyue, but the moon is full of love.

The sound of singing and piano harmonizes, the listener sees the river and the moon as one color, spotless, entangled in love and love in the world, sad and moving.

Emperor Shang was moved when he heard this.

An Haiqing was shocked when she heard it. The Nanyang magistrate's memorial said that she was the best in singing and dancing in the world. It turned out to be true!

He had never heard such a beautiful singing and piano sound in the palace.

"You have such an appearance and such skill, why hide it?" Shang Huang asked.

Of course Ye Xueying would not say: I don't want to enter the palace, and I don't want to attract bees and butterflies to myself.

Ye Xueying brought up the most common excuse used by time-traveling women, saying: "I just want to be with the man I like, and be a couple for the rest of my life. But I couldn't help myself and entered the palace. I don't want to compete with others for a husband, so I am like this."

Emperor Shang had never heard a woman say this before, and was greatly surprised.

Shang Huang pondered for a while, and said: "You sing well, I will not break my promise, I will forgive you today, you go back first!"

Ye Xueying paid a hasty salute as if she was granted an amnesty, and then ran away.

Back at Qilue Pavilion, everyone who saw her looked sideways at her.

Seeing Ye Xueying's true face, Yao Wuhai's jaw almost dropped in shock.Hold the grass!This girl turned out to be so beautiful, but she used to make herself so ugly all day long, what the hell is wrong with her?
Qiongniang was greatly astonished, and thought: I knew that, how could the women selected by the princes to be sent to the palace be so mediocre?Sure enough, there are tricks!Is she going to make a move?This hand is beautiful!The emperor must have been amazed by her today, playing so hard to get!

Then, on the evening of the first day, Emperor Shang called Ye Xueying over and asked her to cook a table of dishes.

Ye Xueying went to the imperial dining room to pick out hundreds of high-quality spiritual materials, and prepared a table of delicacies.

Twelve dishes, four meat, four vegetables and four cold dishes, each dish is beautifully cooked, or like a famous painting, or like a jade carving.The name of the dish is poetic and philosophical, and the taste is even more amazing.

　Thanks to Shengwei for the 2000 reward, and two more chapters!

　　
　
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