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Chapter 345
Mu Ji had a honeyed face, confidently thinking that Monkey King was looking forward to her arrival, and ready to use the scissors, but the monkey grinned at her.

Mu Ji: "What's the matter? Didn't you say that I went to the market to buy you scissors, trim your hair, and then buy you those delicious bananas. Why don't you cut your hair now?"

Mu has held the scissors, opened and closed them for a while, and the sound of clicking and clicking resounded, "When it gets dark, my eyesight is not good, and it's not easy to fix it when it's dark, so just tell me if it's okay. "

"Hey, this land of yours, kid..."

I don’t know why, every time Mu Ji hears Sun Wukong say this, he feels like laughing, but fortunately, this plot is not a serious original work. If it is true, Mu Ji’s image is probably Not much better than the young man who saw a ghost.

One word is cowardly.

"You son of a bitch, don't you dedicate those bananas and peaches to my grandson."

I don't know why, but I felt that I saw a hint of arrogance on the monkey's face. He turned his head half-way and rolled his eyes at the sky. Fortunately, this expression was not seen by Sun Wukong, otherwise he would have been in trouble again.

Mu already unfolded his sleeves, and took out a bunch of fruits from his sleeve pockets, "I'll give it to you, I'll give it all to you."

But very cleverly, Muji put those fruits in Wei Zhina, but the monkey just couldn't reach them.

"Although I can give it to you, the prerequisite is that you need to trim your hair. Although you are a monkey, you must also pay attention to your image. I don't want you to be all dressed up every time I come out to chat with your neighbor or do something. Weird smell."

Mu Ji didn't want to say it at first, so bluntly, after all, it seems that his EQ is too low, but a certain monkey has a lower EQ, so it can only be said so bluntly.

"Then give my old grandson a better hairstyle."

"Do you know hairstyles?"

"Nonsense, hurry up, my grandson is waiting to eat fruit."

Mu Ji: Calm down, calm down, this is not the original work, this is a wonderful time, calm down.

Calm down ass.

Mu already hit a melon seed on the brain, the monkey's head.

Inexplicably feel that he is abusing and protecting animals, will he be taken away by Uncle JC?

terrible.

A brain melon seed was beaten, and Sun Wukong looked at her with a bewildered face, and it took three or four seconds to react.

"What the hell? You actually hit me, and also hit me on the head. Don't you know that my old Sun's brain is naturally very smart?"

"Are you sure you are born with incomparable intelligence? If you are innately intelligent, can you still be suppressed here, can you still be played in the palm of your hand?"

As soon as Mu Ji heard this, he jumped out a series of words. After he finished speaking, he was stunned for a while.

But it is indeed what Mu Ji has always wanted to say, whether it is this strange incident or the original work, Sun Wukong is the one who is used the most, but in this strange world, Tang Seng is his wife, but Tang Seng is the one who suffers. .

So in the final analysis, Sun Wukong paid the most and got the least in return.

The Tang Seng who crossed over has always been self-righteous, thinking that Sun Wukong was not particularly miserable when he came. It is for gilding, and I will go back to become a monk in the future.

As long as a monk has feelings, will the Tathagata not punish him?

For his coerciveness, he will allow his subordinates to do various things because of their feelings...

Not to mention that the baby's father and mother in the Lotus Lantern both came here in the end, it's just because they were human at first.

As mentioned at the beginning, many people under Tongtian and Yuan were taken away.

This shows that there are few people in the West, not just a small number, so they accepted the parents of the lotus lantern. On the one hand, they chose them so that they could live a stable life. On the other hand, it was obvious that the Jade Emperor could not check them.

If you can't live with the Jade Emperor, you can only come to them.

Also, why don’t you want someone who comes to your door?
Too much to say.

Mu has put away the messy emotions in his mind, and walked towards the monkey with the scissors opening and closing, with an inexplicable smile on his mouth.

At least in Sun Wukong's eyes, the wood at this time is extremely magical.

"Hey, what are you doing..."

"I'm not going to do it anyway... You, hurry up and cut your hair, why are you so busy?"

Mu Ji turned a certain fox into a human, but when he was disgusted, he pointed at the monkey and said directly, "Anyway, you have to help me hold his hands down."

After saying this, Mu Ji's mind instantly opened up an idea. Let's talk about a Western fantasy heroine interface that is stewed randomly, a so-called plug-in, which one is stronger than the Monkey King in Journey to the West?

However, no matter who is strong or who is weak, Monkey King who is under the pressure at this time will not be able to get out no matter how awesome he is.

So Hu Yan pressed his two paws with two paws with ease.

Mu has picked up the scissors and a wooden comb, and started his homework.

Originally, I thought it would be something worth showing off to be able to trim Monkey King's hair, but when I touched the hair that was full of knots and all kinds of dust and dirt, Mu Ji expressed that he wanted to throw away the scissors.

But think about it or forget it, such a scissors that look a little inferior cost nearly 100 taels of silver. In this ancient world, things made of iron are still very expensive.

Not to mention, Mu Ji estimated that he would not go out in the future, so as not to attract the attention of others.

But no matter what, you still have to get started, and you have to cut it anyway.

Mu Ji simply didn’t talk about it. I originally wanted to comb the monkey’s hair and then cut it. Now that I think about it, I just cut it off and combed it.

Ka Ka two scissors went down, and under Monkey King's horrified gaze, Mu already took out a bowl and put it on his forehead.

Then cut off all the hair around that bowl.

Finally, I crushed the acacia locusts I got in the mountains into powder and sprinkled them on his head, watered them while sprinkled, and washed the monkey's hair.

"Strongly express that I want to wash my hands. It's so dirty that you still have the nerve to compare him with me. Don't think that I don't know what you're thinking!" After the monkey's head was cleaned, Hu Yan let go with a look of disgust. Two white and tender claws.

As a result, the white hair on its paws was still discolored due to stains.

Immediately, the face of a certain fox turned black.

Mu Ji: "Okay, okay, there is still shower gel in your pocket, why don't you go to the river to wash yourself with fragrance later? He is all bet on it, except for us to wash his hair, and also What can I do, I really hope that I won't even wash my head for 500 years?"

(End of this chapter)