The Great God of Rebirth Online Game Is Too Cowardly

Chapter 160. 163. Coax the Great God

Uh... God, don't blame me...

Anyway, you don't have anyone you like...

Anyway, you are here for the competition, is there anyone in Huaxia who is better than me?
That... slip away first...

Copycat channel:

"Fuck? The boss married the queen!!"

"Wow, they really are a couple!"

Shi Xia: "I think Yinli was cheated into marriage by your boss, I bet ten lollipops!"

"Goddess, do you have any inside story?"

"That's right, let's gossip."

Shi Xia: "Your boss just asked me if I understood the marriage system. I said yes, but she said it's fine. The child Yinli probably doesn't understand..."

"Pfft... Boss got married by cheating!"

"Hahaha... Yinli is too pitiful!"

"Boss is a real skin..."

Shi Xia: "I don't know if she has skin or not, but she may peel off her skin even if she is not dead."

...

On Fengluo Street, Ze Xiansi ran wildly in front, and Yinli chased after him holding a sword.

Ze Xiansi shouted while running, "Master! Listen to my explanation!!"

Yinli remained silent and focused on chasing her.

Ze Xiansi burst into tears: "Master, calm down... I didn't mean to lie to you..."

Yinli was furious: "Don't run away!!"

Ze Xiansi continued to run, "Listen to me explaining to you!!"

Yinli: "I won't listen! Let me kill you a few times before you talk!"

Ze Xiansi didn't want to be beaten again, and continued to run for his life, shouting shamelessly, "Get out of the way, get out of the way! Kill your husband!!"

world:

"Hahaha, come to Fengluo to have a look."

"Look at what?"

"Jiu Ye lied about Yin Dashen's marriage, and was being chased and killed by Yin Dashen all over the street. I laughed to death."

"Damn, Master Jiu is really handsome for only three seconds. She was so handsome when she was talking to the people from the Tang Dynasty!"

"Cheat marriage, what do you mean?"

"Don't you guys know that the name of Qing Jiu's mask is Yize? The system just announced that she married Yinli."

"...I thought they were really lilies..."

"There are screenshots on the forum. It seems that the god couldn't find anyone to marry, so he went to cheat the marriage..."

"Cover your face, Master Jiu is doing different things every day."

...

In the end, Ze Xiansi was not beaten. When Yinli was about to chop her, she decisively transformed into the Q version...

How could Yinli touch the child, he was so angry that he didn't want to breathe! !

...

In the middle of the night, a man huddled furtively at the corner of the street, looking into Luobao Pavilion.

There is a chair in the middle of Luobao Pavilion. The person in the chair is sitting in a domineering posture, holding a sword that has been unsheathed in his hand, full of murderous aura.

Seeing Yinli's appearance, Ze Xiansi's heart trembled a little, and he wanted to let her beat her up and vent her anger?

Immediately rejected this idea, according to Yinli's level of anger, it is impossible to beat him up.

Crouching on the street corner with a headache, he opened the friend list.

"Goddess, Goddess, let me stay at your house for one night."

Shi Xia: "Yinli said, whoever takes you in will kill you together."

Ze Xiansi: "..."

Ze Xiansi: "Orz... When do you think she will be angry?"

Shi Xia: "Wait until you take off a few layers of skin."

Ze Xiansi: "Goddess, don't just ignore death!!"

Shi Xia: "Women, it's easy to coax, come on! I'm asleep, good night~"

Wow you uncle!

I am homeless!
Reluctantly, I went to find Meng two years old again.

"My cutie, it's time to show our friendship!"

Meng is two years old: "(′▽`〃) Yinli said, whoever helps you will be hacked to death."

Ze Xiansi: "..."

Ze Xiansi: "Damn it, can our friendship be threatened by Yinli?!"

Meng is two years old: "No! So please coax her well, and don't get your little cutie hurt."

I. . . X. .

You bastards, why are you afraid of her, why don't you just get beaten up?

No loyalty! !

Luoshen can't go looking for her. Last time I let her fly into the sky, I don't know how she's going to cheat me recently...

Skull pain.

Ze Xiansi depressedly opened the search engine, "The girl is angry, how can I coax her?"

After searching for a long time, I summarized several experiences.

1. Condescending.

2. Pretend to be pitiful.

3. Apologize seriously.

4. Buy buy buy.

Ze Xiansi thought for a while, and now he used to be ashamed and refused to be hacked to death by her.

It's okay to pretend to be pitiful, you cheated someone into getting married, and you still have to pretend to be pitiful.Fuck, it's the rhythm of being hacked to death a hundred times.

Apology... No, how do I apologize for this, I'm sorry, I didn't marry you on purpose?Sorry, I lied to you, I lied to you because you are the stupidest in our team...

Damn, saying that might get blocked by Yinli.

All that's left is to buy, buy, buy...

Things that can be done with gold coins are nothing.

...

After wandering the streets all night, Ze Xiansi had already thought of a countermeasure, so he ran back to find Hualiang and asked for gold coins.

Hua Liang felt that there was no need to spend so much money, and Ze Xiansi must insist that what she gave was the best.

Later, Ze Xiansi promised her that he would pay her back twice as much in the future, so he was agreed to give the gold coins.

Mu Xing suddenly shivered while fighting monsters, why did he suddenly feel a little cold?Strange.

...

Yinli likes to eat durian...Orz!

She bought a cartful of durians and pushed them to the entrance of Luobao Pavilion. After a night of calmness, Yinli was not so angry anymore. Marriage is for the competition, it doesn't matter who she marries.

The main reason is that Ze Xiansi lied to her and made her feel special, feeling that the first-grade elementary school students abused their IQ.

Ze Xiansi first changed into a Q version, and entered the door with a durian in his arms. Yinli sat on the chair without moving, staring at her.

"Cough... Great God, don't be angry. Look, I bought you your favorite durian." After Ze Xiansi finished speaking, he smiled flatteringly.

Yinli said with a cold face, "Did you take it back and kneel?"

Ze Xiansi was sweating coldly, bit the bullet, and said pitifully, "Uh...domestic violence or something, can we wait until there are fewer people?"

"Humph."

Ze Xiansi hurriedly ran to Yinli's side, and his short body lifted the durian over his head vigorously, stretching it out in front of Yinli, revealing two watery eyes, "Master, don't be angry."

Although Yinli is a violent girl, but she also has a girlish heart. Seeing Ze Xiansi's cuteness, she looks pitiful and soft-hearted.

In addition, Shi Xia and the others were sending messages to persuade her, saying that people like Ze Xiansi must have just wanted to find someone to marry and compete at the time, but there was no one to choose, so they thought of such a way.

Yinli took the durian, and Ze Xiansi immediately hugged her long legs coquettishly and stared at her.

"Say something."

Ze Xiansi snorted, "Come with me somewhere?"

"Ok?"

Seeing that she wasn't angry anymore, Ze Xiansi just felt embarrassed, so he immediately grew bigger, and then dragged her to the Yuelao Temple.

Divorce is impossible, besides, divorce in another world will take a full seven days, and the couple competition will definitely not be able to participate by then.

When they arrived at Yuelao Temple, Ze Xiansi ran to the master of ceremonies and exchanged a few words.Although the marriage was confirmed yesterday, but nothing about the wedding was decided, so she ran for her life.

"Please select the wedding process."

"Simple version: take a red sedan around the streets, 999 gold coins."

"Normal version: red sedan chair and lion dance performance, parade around the street, 9999 gold coins."

"Deluxe version: red sedan chair and lion dance performance, and the guard of honor parade around the street with a celebration card, 99999 gold coins."

"Extreme Edition: Eight large sedan chairs, beast mounts, ten miles of red makeup. Parade around the street, 999999 gold coins."

"Extreme Deluxe Edition: Cranes carry sedan chairs, beast mounts, universal celebrations, red makeup, special simulation area Wangcheng opens for a day. 9999999 gold coins"

"The selection of the Supreme Deluxe Edition was successful."

"The deduction of gold coins was successful."

Ze Xiansi was so distressed that she wanted to pass out.

But in order to appease the Great God, I endured it.

Turning around to look at Yinli, "Look at the world."

World Channel:

Ze Xiansi: "Yinli, I know I have wronged you this time, I promise I will never lie to you again, I'm sorry, please forgive me."

(End of this chapter)