Chapter 285 So I Was A Cat? (one)

"Mu Wan, you tyrant will be punished by God..." Sui Pian was full of grievances, and when he opened his mouth, he said "meow"!
"Scared!" Sui Pian was startled, but his reaction was to get down on all fours with his back arched and his hair all over!
The whole cat is extraordinarily fluffy like a hedgehog.

There were waves of random sounds in her ears, including the chirping of insects and birds, the sound of people and the movement of cars, which was so full that her brain almost exploded. It was clearly dark night in front of her, but she was blind to the things in front of her as if she had installed night vision goggles. You can see it clearly, even the moths flying in front of you can clearly see its compound eyes and fluffy wings...

vomit!
Disgusting!
Sui Pian felt goosebumps all over her body, and hurriedly looked away.

The body is very light and soft, as if it wants to flow like beach water.Sui Pian couldn't get used to walking on all fours for a while, and trembled twice, but this body quickly maintained its balance as if it had an instinct.

Sui Pian shook her head, observing the world from this perspective that she could not feel at all in peacetime.

The house is very high, but the decoration seems to be an old-fashioned building from 40 to [-] years ago...

Sui Pian immediately realized that it was not because the structure of this house was different from other houses, but because her height became shorter, which made the house look particularly tall.

This is a bungalow. The lighting is average and it looks a little dark at night, but it is very cool. It is a suitable living environment for cats. The interior decoration is not as old-fashioned as the structure of the house. There are fabric sofas, glass coffee tables, rear-projection TVs, and sweeping machines. There are also electrical appliances that are out of place in the bungalow.

The house is relatively clean, but the decoration and furnishings reveal the aunt-level aesthetics of middle-aged and elderly women.

For example, hanging on the hanger by the door, the colorful silk scarves that can't be covered by the night are still constantly fluttering...

The first floor seems to have a layout of one bedroom, one living room, one bathroom and one kitchen. There are stairs leading upstairs, but Sui Pian feels that there should be no one upstairs.

After trying a few times crookedly, I mastered the balance with my rich flying experience and jumped onto the back of the sofa. I can see from the window that there is a small yard outside, and some plants are planted in the square white foam box. The price for the clarity of the things in front of you is that the things outside the window are blurred, just like a lens that has been shaken out of focus, it is a mosaic.

Sui Pian moved her nose, the smell of spices dozens of times stronger than usual came straight into her mind, she told her the types of those plants very straightforwardly: onion, parsley, garlic sprouts, leeks, perilla...

What a choke!

I feel like I will never love cilantro, onions, garlic sprouts, and leeks again!

But among this group of coquettish sluts, there is a fragrance that is unique to the heart, it is simply indescribable in words, the feeling of being so happy that one smells it will soar...

Fortunately, Suipian is not really a cat!

"Isn't it just catnip? I can... refuse!" Sui Pian encouraged herself.

So, in the middle of the night in the old bungalow, there were meowing sounds.

The meowing of the cat woke up the owner of the house. The light came out of the master bedroom, which was not exactly kind. There was even a rough aunt's voice coming from the house: "Big Flower..."

With a sullen face, she accepted this very rural name.

At the same time, she also dug out the basic information of the owner from the cat's memory.

Miao Xiaoying, female, 63 years old, said she was a widow when she was young and had a daughter, Miao Lan.Dahua is a kitten she picked up. It has a gray-blue background, black stripes, and a piece of white hair under its neck. What kind is it? Let alone Miao Xiaoying and Miao Lan, even Dahua himself would say Not sure.

Preliminary estimates suggest that it is a mixed race of multiple bloodlines, commonly known as a hybrid, also known as a native cat.

There were some noises in the room, Sui Pian, who had been staring at the door, moved his ears, and felt that the sound of footsteps seemed a bit wrong...

"Squeak..." The old-fashioned wooden door lacked lubricating oil, and the switches were very noisy. When it was opened, there was a staggering figure of a fat middle-aged aunt clutching her chest...

She walked really staggering, one step, two steps, staggering, stumbling, like a wobbly tumbler...

"Snapped!".

The tumbler couldn't hold on, and fell down clutching his chest...

This is... I'm going!It's a heart attack!
Sui Pian jumped in front of Miao Xiaoying, regardless of whether she was a cat demon or not, she bounced on her chest first to give her CPR, and after a few bounces, she wanted to find medicine. Scurrying around like flies.

Nitroglycerin sublingual, analgesic pain reliever...

The fool had to run around for a while before he realized what kind of medicine she was looking for!
Hurry up and call an ambulance to take her to the hospital!

Telephone 120...

She is really stupid!As a cat, even if she made a phone call, others would not understand what she said!

Then we can only return to the most traditional first aid method.

Call for help!
"Meow! Meow! Meow--"

The extremely shrill cat meowing suddenly crossed the relatively quiet night, and the sharp and piercing sound of scratching the blackboard with nails directly shocked people from the bed and jumped out of bed to settle accounts with it!

The cat's voice usually sounds soft and cute, which can be called a cute weapon!

But once you scream at the top of your lungs, the sadness in it can make you have nightmares for seven or eight days in a row!

Listening to it is enough to scare people to the core, and a clever figure trembles directly out of the bed.

"Who is it! Whose cat is it!"

The angry man with disheveled hair and red-stained upper body was shivering out of the bed, suddenly lifted the quilt, and came out angrily to settle accounts with the culprit!
A flushed woman came out of the bed again, and she pulled off the clothes on the bedside while putting them on angrily: "Is it the big flower at Aunt Miao's house downstairs?"

"Big flower? Isn't it very obedient?" The man was stunned.

"Whether it's true or not, just go and have a look first!" The woman looked angry, and hearing the high-pitched cat meow, she pulled on her shoes and rushed downstairs.

As it turns out, they weren't the only victims.

"Gee! What a winning streak I have!" This person was so frightened by the cat's meow that he dropped his cell phone.

"My document!" This is forgot to save the document!

"Wow!" This is the cry of a child who has just been put to sleep when the cat meows!

The cat's meow was particularly able to arouse people's anger. More than one person was awakened, and no one was disturbed. Half of the people suffered heavy losses, and many more paid an unspeakable price. All of them were ghosts with red eyes. It seems like he wants to settle a score with this dead cat!
The eyes of the masses are sharp, and the ears of the masses are also sharp!Following the non-stop meowing, the door of the culprit's room was quickly slammed down!
"Is it really Aunt Miao's big flower?"

With the blessing of the cat's anger, Miao Xiaoying's usual good popularity and prestige can't stop these people from wanting to settle accounts with the cat!

Slam the door!

If you say smash the door, you really smash the door!

(End of this chapter)

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