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Chapter 301 The Urban Legend of the Divine Cat Rescuing the Donkey
Chapter 301 The Urban Legend of the Divine Cat Rescuing the Donkey
With a blurry vision six meters away, I could only see a lot of people gathered around, as if... they were doing business!
Is this a vegetable market?
At noon, the manhole cover can fry eggs and the ground becomes a teppanyaki. Aren't you all warm? !What makes you still stick around at this time?
Is it a half-ripened sun that will be baked directly after being exposed to the sun for a while? !
Sui Pian stood up straight on the donkey's back. Even though he couldn't see clearly, he still looked around with a stern look, intending to intimidate these unruly people with his eyes!
She succeeds.
She managed to spark an uproar of fear!
"Look! There's a cat on that donkey's back!"
"That cat still has the reins in its paws! That cat can ride a donkey!"
Even the sun that can bake people didn't stop them from doing business, but Sui Pian did what even the sun couldn't do!
She made people give up their business, raised their mobile phones and gathered around her!
The vast ocean of people was so turbulent that it surrounded Sui Pian. The donkey under its crotch could not move its hooves and could not move even an inch.
"This cat is really riding a donkey! This cat can really ride a donkey! This cat is so smart!" Many people don't know how to ride a donkey yet!
A mere mortal is a shit shoveler, how can he be compared to me, a cat star?
He glared at the treacherous traitor with murderous eyes, making him frightened and frightened: "This cat is looking at me!"
"It's a coincidence, right?" Some people, watching the excitement, still didn't forget their own job of automatically raising the bar in ETC, and muttered, "Pull on the reins to maintain balance. I'm looking at you because your voice is too loud!"
After saying that, he nodded, actually feeling that what he said made sense!
However, the man who was criticized by Sui Pian's imperial pen has already been turned into Sui Pian's running dog by that one look, and immediately jumped up fiercely to defend the honor of his cat owner and promote the greatness and wonder of the cat owner!
"If nothing else, can you sit firmly on a donkey's back? You can't do it even with anyone, so why are you comparing yourself to something else?"
"This is a cat! Is the flexibility of a cat comparable to that of a human? Can a cat climb a tree and climb over a wall, can you do it? How come you don't know that a cat can't stand on the back of a donkey?"
"Is this standing? Didn't you see that it was sitting?"
Even though they were quarreling, their mobile phones were still pointed at Sui Pian and did not put it down, but many people turned their mobile phones cameras from just taking pictures of cats to include them.
When encountering such a magical and weird thing, the first reaction is of course...take out your phone and take a photo!
It is a strange thing for a cat to ride a donkey, and it is also a strange thing for two people to quarrel over whether a cat can ride a donkey!I want to shoot the same!
As the saying goes, you look at the scenery on the bridge, and the people watching the scenery look at you under the bridge.
The way of heaven is reincarnation, who has heaven spared?
"Which family does this donkey belong to?" Amidst the chatter of the onlookers, they finally found a useful sentence.
Maybe it's because it's in a familiar place. The donkey is no longer anxious and stands docilely, making it impossible to connect it with the crazy donkey who just danced wildly!
Where donkeys are familiar, there are naturally people who are familiar with donkeys.
"This donkey looks familiar!"
"This bridle, isn't this the donkey that belongs to Old Chen?"
So someone went to call someone: "Old Chen! Old Chen!"
When Lao Chen came in response, he looked anxious: "No! My donkey has been stolen!"
"Look at that end?" Pointing toward the middle of the crowd, Old Chen burst into tears of joy: "It's really here!"
Then the crowd roared with laughter: "It wasn't stolen by people! It was stolen by cats!"
"Look at the cat wearing the rope!"
"This is not my rope!" Lao Chen was not dazzled by the joy of regaining it. Looking at the rope, his heart moved and he felt that there must be something fishy about it!
"And this chewing head... who tied the donkey's mouth?"
"This cat can ride a donkey, and can it also tie up the donkey's mouth?" A few belated truth lords appeared among the onlookers!
"This donkey's mouth can't be tied up by a cat! It must be tied up by a human!"
"This donkey was not stolen by a cat! It was stolen by a man and then rescued by a cat!" Someone hit it with both palms and discovered the truth!
Sui Pian glanced at that guy in admiration: Trickster, you still have some vision!Recognize my bravery!
"Who dares to steal a donkey!"
"Where did this donkey come from? Just go back and look for it!"
"Go! Go and see!"
It is almost impossible to leave footprints and other traces on the cement road with iron-roasted donkey hooves, but when the donkey ran over, its posture was too unrestrained and its steps were too aggressive. There are so many dusty trees, and the road itself is not complicated, so we quickly found the place where the crime happened!
Mainly because the shape of the iron coffin is so unique, and the tragic image at the door that looks like a typhoon passing through is so conspicuous that it can be seen at a glance!
After the donkey left, the family started fighting again. The donkey blew by like the wind without taking away any clouds, leaving only a mess. They only focused on quarreling and forgot to clean up the scene of the disaster!
"It's here!"
"What's going on at your house!" Someone yelled at the door.
The struggle was going on inside, and everyone was so angry that they all replied casually: "The donkey brought back by Sangmenxing ran away! Look what it has done to this place?!"
The focus of the speaker is to lose the door star, but the focus of the onlookers is to bring it back!
She did it!
Then the crowd and public opinion surged again: "They are the ones who stole the donkey!"
"Go, go in and see!"
So, when the police received the news and crossed the mountain of swords, fire, sea and scorching sun to quell the dispute, the onlookers even found the rope that tied the donkey in the backyard and was worn out!
The witnesses and material evidence are all there, and the criminal evidence is complete. What else can they say?
Although that family was powerful in fighting, but in the face of the indignation of the crowd and the turmoil of public opinion, they were no match for them, so they had no choice but to lose.
They also know that the angry crowd cannot reason, so when someone who can reason comes, they are very excited and happy!
The daughter-in-law, whose hair was messed up and her makeup was messed up by the pulling, was the first to cry: "I really don't know why they would do such shameless things! It has nothing to do with me!"
So the old lady also started crying: "If it weren't for the unfilial piety of my children, why would I do such a thing!"
In addition, the scarred dog was not willing to be outdone and joined in the fun, increasing his momentum and volume, and there was an old man who although no one could understand what he said, but he was indispensable to join in the fun whenever there was a quarrel, and the food market became lively. The policemen were so noisy that they felt deeply that it was a mistake to appear here from now on!
But Sui Pian doesn't care about this, when the police come, her mission is over, and she can wave her sleeves without taking away a cloud, leaving only an urban legend about the cat saving the donkey.
(End of this chapter)
With a blurry vision six meters away, I could only see a lot of people gathered around, as if... they were doing business!
Is this a vegetable market?
At noon, the manhole cover can fry eggs and the ground becomes a teppanyaki. Aren't you all warm? !What makes you still stick around at this time?
Is it a half-ripened sun that will be baked directly after being exposed to the sun for a while? !
Sui Pian stood up straight on the donkey's back. Even though he couldn't see clearly, he still looked around with a stern look, intending to intimidate these unruly people with his eyes!
She succeeds.
She managed to spark an uproar of fear!
"Look! There's a cat on that donkey's back!"
"That cat still has the reins in its paws! That cat can ride a donkey!"
Even the sun that can bake people didn't stop them from doing business, but Sui Pian did what even the sun couldn't do!
She made people give up their business, raised their mobile phones and gathered around her!
The vast ocean of people was so turbulent that it surrounded Sui Pian. The donkey under its crotch could not move its hooves and could not move even an inch.
"This cat is really riding a donkey! This cat can really ride a donkey! This cat is so smart!" Many people don't know how to ride a donkey yet!
A mere mortal is a shit shoveler, how can he be compared to me, a cat star?
He glared at the treacherous traitor with murderous eyes, making him frightened and frightened: "This cat is looking at me!"
"It's a coincidence, right?" Some people, watching the excitement, still didn't forget their own job of automatically raising the bar in ETC, and muttered, "Pull on the reins to maintain balance. I'm looking at you because your voice is too loud!"
After saying that, he nodded, actually feeling that what he said made sense!
However, the man who was criticized by Sui Pian's imperial pen has already been turned into Sui Pian's running dog by that one look, and immediately jumped up fiercely to defend the honor of his cat owner and promote the greatness and wonder of the cat owner!
"If nothing else, can you sit firmly on a donkey's back? You can't do it even with anyone, so why are you comparing yourself to something else?"
"This is a cat! Is the flexibility of a cat comparable to that of a human? Can a cat climb a tree and climb over a wall, can you do it? How come you don't know that a cat can't stand on the back of a donkey?"
"Is this standing? Didn't you see that it was sitting?"
Even though they were quarreling, their mobile phones were still pointed at Sui Pian and did not put it down, but many people turned their mobile phones cameras from just taking pictures of cats to include them.
When encountering such a magical and weird thing, the first reaction is of course...take out your phone and take a photo!
It is a strange thing for a cat to ride a donkey, and it is also a strange thing for two people to quarrel over whether a cat can ride a donkey!I want to shoot the same!
As the saying goes, you look at the scenery on the bridge, and the people watching the scenery look at you under the bridge.
The way of heaven is reincarnation, who has heaven spared?
"Which family does this donkey belong to?" Amidst the chatter of the onlookers, they finally found a useful sentence.
Maybe it's because it's in a familiar place. The donkey is no longer anxious and stands docilely, making it impossible to connect it with the crazy donkey who just danced wildly!
Where donkeys are familiar, there are naturally people who are familiar with donkeys.
"This donkey looks familiar!"
"This bridle, isn't this the donkey that belongs to Old Chen?"
So someone went to call someone: "Old Chen! Old Chen!"
When Lao Chen came in response, he looked anxious: "No! My donkey has been stolen!"
"Look at that end?" Pointing toward the middle of the crowd, Old Chen burst into tears of joy: "It's really here!"
Then the crowd roared with laughter: "It wasn't stolen by people! It was stolen by cats!"
"Look at the cat wearing the rope!"
"This is not my rope!" Lao Chen was not dazzled by the joy of regaining it. Looking at the rope, his heart moved and he felt that there must be something fishy about it!
"And this chewing head... who tied the donkey's mouth?"
"This cat can ride a donkey, and can it also tie up the donkey's mouth?" A few belated truth lords appeared among the onlookers!
"This donkey's mouth can't be tied up by a cat! It must be tied up by a human!"
"This donkey was not stolen by a cat! It was stolen by a man and then rescued by a cat!" Someone hit it with both palms and discovered the truth!
Sui Pian glanced at that guy in admiration: Trickster, you still have some vision!Recognize my bravery!
"Who dares to steal a donkey!"
"Where did this donkey come from? Just go back and look for it!"
"Go! Go and see!"
It is almost impossible to leave footprints and other traces on the cement road with iron-roasted donkey hooves, but when the donkey ran over, its posture was too unrestrained and its steps were too aggressive. There are so many dusty trees, and the road itself is not complicated, so we quickly found the place where the crime happened!
Mainly because the shape of the iron coffin is so unique, and the tragic image at the door that looks like a typhoon passing through is so conspicuous that it can be seen at a glance!
After the donkey left, the family started fighting again. The donkey blew by like the wind without taking away any clouds, leaving only a mess. They only focused on quarreling and forgot to clean up the scene of the disaster!
"It's here!"
"What's going on at your house!" Someone yelled at the door.
The struggle was going on inside, and everyone was so angry that they all replied casually: "The donkey brought back by Sangmenxing ran away! Look what it has done to this place?!"
The focus of the speaker is to lose the door star, but the focus of the onlookers is to bring it back!
She did it!
Then the crowd and public opinion surged again: "They are the ones who stole the donkey!"
"Go, go in and see!"
So, when the police received the news and crossed the mountain of swords, fire, sea and scorching sun to quell the dispute, the onlookers even found the rope that tied the donkey in the backyard and was worn out!
The witnesses and material evidence are all there, and the criminal evidence is complete. What else can they say?
Although that family was powerful in fighting, but in the face of the indignation of the crowd and the turmoil of public opinion, they were no match for them, so they had no choice but to lose.
They also know that the angry crowd cannot reason, so when someone who can reason comes, they are very excited and happy!
The daughter-in-law, whose hair was messed up and her makeup was messed up by the pulling, was the first to cry: "I really don't know why they would do such shameless things! It has nothing to do with me!"
So the old lady also started crying: "If it weren't for the unfilial piety of my children, why would I do such a thing!"
In addition, the scarred dog was not willing to be outdone and joined in the fun, increasing his momentum and volume, and there was an old man who although no one could understand what he said, but he was indispensable to join in the fun whenever there was a quarrel, and the food market became lively. The policemen were so noisy that they felt deeply that it was a mistake to appear here from now on!
But Sui Pian doesn't care about this, when the police come, her mission is over, and she can wave her sleeves without taking away a cloud, leaving only an urban legend about the cat saving the donkey.
(End of this chapter)
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