About my rebirth as a giant panda

Chapter 15 Giant Panda Attack and Injury Incident

"Host, get ready to complete the task." The system cleared its throat and said.

"What task? Oh, I remembered." Fat Da was stunned for a moment before waking up.

"Then, what should I do?" Fat Da asked naively. Indeed, this was a big problem for him. Although he knew he was going to beat Meimei's ex-boyfriend, the problem was, The world is so big, where is Panda going to find him?

"Host, please don't worry, just wait patiently, the target will appear." The system said.

"Oh, I see." Since it was said by the system, Pang Da naturally wouldn't doubt it, and just waited for it to be over.

On the other side, in a bar full of lights and feasting, there is such a man, the dice cup in his hand is shaking loudly, obviously this guy is definitely good at playing dice.

"Three four!"

"Three fives!"

"Four four!"

And such a man, don't need to think too much, is Meimei's ex-boyfriend, but objective analysis, looking under the light, this man does have some handsome, angular face, although there is already a trace of it. Drunk, but such a blurred look seems to contain a unique charm.

It's just that looking at the tables full of wine, it seems that it is absolutely impossible for this man to leave this bar in a short time.

"System, why hasn't he come yet?" Pang Da asked in such an unlit alley.

Although the weather at this time is indeed a bit cold, but relying on Pang Da's thick hair, it is completely impossible to freeze him, it's just that he is a bit boring now.

"Wait a minute, what's the rush, it should be here soon." The system's tone seemed a little unhurried.

"Really?" Panda asked.

"Maybe."

"You can't tell the truth with the system, it's a bit accurate!" Pang Da seemed a little dissatisfied.

"Host, that's not what I said. You have to know that it's very important to be patient!" the system advised.

"Oh, I got it." Pang Da dropped this sentence, not intending to leave the system, and then started panda cheerleading directly on the spot. Anyway, idle is idle, so why not find something for yourself to do.

At this time, Meimei's ex-boyfriend finally came out of that bar, smelling of alcohol all over, and seemed to be a little unsteady when walking.

However, even so, the ex-boyfriend was still extremely stubborn, and walked in the direction of his home, but I don't know why, it seems to be for the sake of getting closer, so he didn't choose the main road at all, but chose the small road to move forward, but, especially But he didn't know what was waiting for him in the path ahead.

"Host, the target is about to appear." The system suddenly prompted.

"Oh, I see." Although Fat Da promised, but he didn't care about the system at all. Anyway, the system is probably cheating him.

"Host, the target has appeared." The system reminded again.

"Oh, I see." But Pang Da still didn't move, anyway, the system must be trying to deceive him.

Wait, Pang Da suddenly realized that what the system said just now was not about to appear, but appeared. It's great.

At this time, Pang Da was very excited, Lian Man stopped what he was doing, turned his big head, and looked around for the target. After recovering his eyesight, Pang Da, who still had the night vision function, thought in the dark. It is obviously extremely simple to find such a person.

Not long after, Pang Da's eyes focused on the drunk man, because within Pang Da's field of vision, there was no other male creature except this man, not him, but also who!

So, Pang Da also knew it in his heart, and ran into the direction of that man with a run-up. After the collision, he immediately called it a day, and there was no need to make up the knife. Not good.

And that man, after being hit by Pang Da, fell straight on the ground, and before he passed out, he only saw a dark shadow with a little bit of whiteness, but it was vaguely still. Can see a little panda shadow.

Please don’t be fooled by Panda’s cute appearance. As a result of scientific research, pandas are very powerful in combat. Wild giant pandas basically have no natural enemies, and although they are called pandas, they are not It can be ignored that he has the essence of a bear. The bite force of an adult giant panda is [-] ox, which is basically suitable for lions and leopards to be on the same level. Otherwise, they would not be able to bite such a hard bamboo.

Although Panda is only three months old now, after undergoing a systematic transformation, such an attack power is no less than that of an adult giant panda.

"System, is the mission complete?" Looking at the man who was lying down straight, Fat Da asked.

"After the system judges, the host has completed the task." The system said.

"Then can we go back?"

"Yes."

"Is it still the same as the way to go back?"

"Yes."

Actually, Pang Da was just curious, that black hole was nothing more than that.

After returning to the deluxe private room, Pang Da naturally started to play panda cheerleading according to his own plan.

The next day, a man rushed into the police station anxiously, sat down on a chair, breathing heavily, as if he had encountered a ghost, and his expression was full of fear.At this time, the two policemen in the duty room walked towards him.

Policeman A: "Hello, sir, is there anything we can do for you?"

Even after the man adjusted his breathing, the environmental control still hadn't completely dissipated.

"What I'm going to say next, don't be afraid after listening to it." The man always finished organizing his words and said.

"We are the police, we will not be afraid! Please tell me." Policeman A patted his chest and assured.

"I was attacked by a panda just now!" The man let out a long sigh of relief and said.

"Which one is the panda?" After hearing the man's words, policeman A seemed a little surprised.

"It's not that one, it's a giant panda that's half black and half white." The man forced himself to calm down and said.

According to the man's description, policeman B quickly drew a half-black, half-poopy cat on the paper.

"It's not like this, it's one piece, the body is white, and the limbs are black." The man gasped and said.

According to the man's request, policeman B talked about a big cat with a white body and black limbs, and showed it to the man.

"No, no, he's a bit like a bear and a bit like a cat!" the man repeated.

Policeman B repainted.

"Wait a minute, the eye circles are not that big, and the ears are not pointed but round!" The man looked a little anxious.

Policeman B repainted it again and handed it to the man.

"This, this, this! Panda! Giant panda! Have you seen Animal World, and haven't been to the zoo? It's the kind of giant panda that is black and white, cute and cute, and loves to eat bamboo! Do you understand?" the man While talking, while gesticulating, it is obvious that he has gone berserk.

"Understood, you continue to talk." Policeman A said hastily.

"Last night, I was drinking, and he rushed out suddenly, attacked me, and hit me directly, as if he was going to kill me. The impact was like a truck!" The man looked a little crazy .

"Puff!" Policeman B suddenly laughed,

"What are you laughing at?" the man asked.

"I remembered something happy." Policeman B seemed neither humble nor overbearing.

"What's so happy about it?" The man insisted.

"My wife has given birth to a child." Policeman B said.

"Hahaha." Policeman A couldn't hold it back and laughed.

"What are you laughing at!" The man looked very angry.

"My wife has also given birth." Policeman A said helplessly.

"Your wives are the same person?" The man was a little confused,

"That's right, that's right!" Policeman B understood.

"No, they gave birth on the same day." Policeman A smoothed things over.

"I repeat, I'm not joking! I was attacked by a panda! I was attacked!" The man broke down completely, but he was rewarded with laughter.

"You are bullying me too much. I have tolerated it for so long!" the man roared.

"My wife is having a baby." Policeman B replied innocently.

"You're obviously laughing at me, but you haven't stopped!" The man knocked on the table.

"Sir, we have been strictly trained. No matter how funny it is, we won't laugh unless we can't help it!" Policeman B replied firmly.

"How about this, sir, you go back and wait for the news, and we will notify you as soon as we make any progress." Policeman A said.

"Okay, then call the police quickly! Okay, it's dangerous, bring more people." After the man finished speaking, he left the office and heard a loud laugh behind him.

The man turned and went back in.

"Sir, do you have anything to add?" Policeman B asked in shock, without any trace of effect.

The man turned and left, but there was a louder laughter behind him, and the man turned his head quickly, but this time he saw the same scene as the last time.

"Sir, what's the matter?" Policeman A asked.

This time, the man left directly, no matter how loud the laughter came from behind, he never looked back.

(End of this chapter)