About my rebirth as a giant panda

Chapter 25 Electroshock Therapy

Chapter 25 Electroshock Therapy
"System, let's start!" Pang Da's tone seemed to be elated, and he directly lowered the price from 15 to [-], which was a one-third reduction in an instant. No matter how much money you make, it made the system feel disgusted. Together with the system, if it wasn't for his physiological function, Pang Da would definitely be whistling with his legs crossed, and he would have a good day.

Seeing Pang Da's flustered state, the system smiled coldly.

"Actually, the host can check the Attention Mall first." The system prompted.

"Why do you inquire about that?" Although Panda was puzzled, he subconsciously opened the Attention Mall, but it didn't matter if he didn't open it, as soon as he opened it, all the good mood that belonged to Panda would be wiped away.

"System, you, your heart is so dark, woo woo woo, return my attention." Pang Da limp on the ground, sobbing slightly, if it wasn't for the lack of tears in his eyes, the system might really have Believe in his evil.

"Host, it's your fault. Oral transactions, money and goods, return of attention, this system has professional ethics." The system said coldly.

"Obviously, there are only 2 in the attention mall, but you sold me [-]. Tell me, what is that [-]?" Pang Da seemed extremely dissatisfied. With [-] attention, Pang Da The courage is obviously a lot bigger, people die for money, and birds die for food, not to mention that this is a full two attentions, but one-tenth of what Fatty can get by posting a Weibo!
"Don't the host know that there are such things as labor fees, handling fees, and service fees?" the system asked, and laughed a few times coldly.

"Then, why was there no update when I looked at the attention mall before!" Pang Da became even more unhappy.

"Because the host has not turned on the message reminder service." The system took it for granted.

"Turn it on!" Pang Da gritted his teeth fiercely and said.

"A service fee of [-] followers per month." The system added.

"The relentless rain, it's raining non-stop, drenching my body and breaking my heart," Pang Da limp on the ground, singing in a crying voice.

"Okay, okay, five thousand a month is fine, right?" the system said helplessly, anyway, it's free, and less is better.

"Mom said that capitalists are only happy if they take away your coffin." Pang Da raised his head slightly, crying, grabbed a few pieces of bamboo shoots from nowhere, and pretended to wipe his tears.

"Three thousand and one months, is that okay? In a word!" The system obviously didn't want to continue arguing with Pang Da.

"All right, three thousand is three thousand! No more price increases!" Pang Da stood up immediately, tears slowly filled with relief. If Pang Da is still crying now, it must be tears of excitement.

Looking at Pang Da's expression, the system had a hint of doubt, whether its own price had dropped too fast. If it was asking for [-] at the beginning, it should be able to get [-] now.

However, the system quickly dispelled such a thought. I have professional ethics, and three thousand a month is not low.

"That system, when will we start?" Pan Da asked while the system was lost in thought.

"Oh, you can do it now." The system said, ready to do it.

"Wait, I have something to ask!" Pang Da seemed to realize what was going to happen, and said hastily.

"What are you going to do again?" The system seemed a little impatient.

"That, that, it won't be acupuncture again this time." Pang Da's gaze at this time was extremely complicated, with a kind of fear and a kind of unspeakable expectation. After all, this is an opportunity to improve his strength. But the acupuncture last time was really painful, and I really don't want to do it again.

"Please rest assured the host, this time the system will not use acupuncture." The system replied.

"You don't need acupuncture, that's great!" Pang Da's mood immediately improved.

"Wait, what are you using this time?" Pang Da seemed to remember something, this system has never been so kind.

"Acupuncture and moxibustion are no longer enough to speed up the host's progress, so this time the system will adopt a more stimulating treatment." The system paused for a while when it reached this point.

"Then, what are we going to do this time?" Hearing this, Pang Da became even more frightened. Acupuncture and moxibustion are not enough. What else can I do?
"This time we'll use electric shock!" The system didn't intend to be tricky, and said directly.

"What? Electric shock?!!" Hearing this answer, Pang Da was completely desperate. Acupuncture is so painful, electric shock is not for the pain to pass out.

"The host, please don't panic. This system uses bioelectricity, which will not cause any damage to the host's body. Please trust this system." The system said seriously.

"Wait, system, have I heard this sentence somewhere?" Pang Da obviously had an impression of such a sentence, but he couldn't remember it for the time being.

"Yes, last time the host wanted to cry and asked for help from this system." The system replied honestly.

When the system was mentioned, Pang Da had an instant impression, but the bioelectricity that time was the first time he directly stunned himself.

Yes, that’s right, after you faint, you won’t know the pain anymore!Panda's eyes lit up instantly.

"Well, the system, how does the intensity of this electric shock compare with the intensity of the last electric shock?" Panda asked.

"It's higher than the sum of all the currents last time." The system replied after a little calculation.

"Are you sure you won't cause premature damage to my body?" Pang Da reconfirmed.

"It won't cause any damage to the host's body." The system replied affirmatively.

"That's good, let's start!" Pang Da found a comfortable position on the ground and lay down, waiting for the first electric shock from the system, while telling himself that in just a moment, he would pass out and know nothing. , After waking up, the process is over, which is much more comfortable than that damn acupuncture.

After the system charged for a while, it started the electric shock.

A powerful electric current rushed directly into Pang Da's body, breaking through the many constraints and restrictions in Pang Da's veins. This kind of current walked in Pang Da's body wantonly and restraint, rudely But there is a law of restraint.

However, at this time, Fat Da wanted to cry but had no tears.

Originally, in Pang Da's impression, he would faint at once, but now, at least ten seconds have passed, but Pang Da didn't feel dizzy at all, he only knew that his whole body was shaking, and his head was like It was like being hammered back and forth by a big hammer.

It is true that the amount of current this time is greater than what Panda has tried before combined, but Panda forgot one important thing, that is, Panda's current body has been modified by other systems, and he could not bear it before. , doesn't mean it's unbearable now.

(End of this chapter)

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