About my rebirth as a giant panda

Chapter 9 Acupuncture and Moxibustion

Chapter 9 Acupuncture and Moxibustion

According to the systematic teaching, Pang Da continued to practice the secret technique that could make him reborn. When he realized it, the sky had already darkened. At this time, Pang Da felt nothing but backache, back pain and leg cramps. the slightest change,
"System, are you framing me?" Pang Da's tone was full of displeasure.

"What is the host thinking? Practicing is not something that happens overnight. How can it be effective in one day." The system said righteously.

"It seems to be true." Pang Da seemed a little weak, completely lacking in energy.

"However, if the host can practice such a set of panda cheerleading, bah bah bah! Iron-eating beast cheats a hundred times in the next three days, then this system can give the host an accelerated practice Progress rewards."

"Then how strong is this reward!" Hearing such a sentence, Pang Da seemed to have forgotten all his fatigue.

"It allows the host to experience his progress intuitively." The system pondered for a while before saying.

"really?"

"Does the host accept the task?"

"accept!"

So, in the next few days, such a scene appeared in the famous Futou Mountain Giant Panda Kindergarten.

While the other little giant pandas were eating, drinking and playing, only Pang Da nestled in a corner, practicing the iron-eating beast cheats taught by the system.

However, in the eyes of other giant pandas, Pang Da is like this.

"You son of a bitch, what a fool."

"do not know."

"I'm afraid there's something wrong with my head."

"Eighty percent is a melon."

Unknowingly, Pang Da was isolated like this.

But faced with such a situation, Pang Da didn't care at all. Although he has been a giant panda all his life, for some reason, his aesthetics has been inherited from his previous life. Pandas are not interested at all, let alone what they think.

Moreover, the most important thing is that the current Fat Da's excitement has not passed at all, and he is beginning to become a big monster. For pandas, it is simply fatal.

In fact, there is another very important reason. It seems that this set of panda cheerleading exercises has a very special magic power. As long as you practice it once, you will fall in love with him completely. Combined with the chubby and chubby body and the five short stature, it can literally make a person bleed.

However, Pang Da has no idea about this at all. After all, Pang Da’s mind is full of swiping data, and he can reach a hundred times as soon as possible, and get rewards from the stingy system as soon as possible. Yes, that’s it.

However, Pang Da's extraordinary behavior also attracted the attention of the staff.

"By the way, can animals suffer from mental illness?" Staff A asked.

"It seems that there should be none." Staff B seemed clueless when he answered.

"But look at that giant panda, isn't it a bit abnormal?"

"It looks like it really is."

"Then what should we do?"

"I don't know either, I've never dealt with such a problem before."

"How about we apply to give him a private room and arrange for someone to observe it?"

"Well, that seems to make sense."

As a result, without Panda's complete knowledge, his future treatment in life was directly decided.

As for Panda at this time, what on earth was he thinking.

"System, how many times?"

"System, how many times are left?"

"System, is it about to be completed?"

Finally, under Pang Da's disdainful efforts, within three days, one hundred missions were successfully completed, but now Pang Da feels that he has lost a lot of weight, and rubbing his stomach with his paws before was still a real deal , but now, the hair feels a lot fluffy.

"The host has completed the task, do you want to accept the reward now?" the system asked dutifully.

"Wait, tell me first, the rewards this time are distributed in such a way, so I won't be shocked!" Regarding the electric shock, Pang Da instantly had a psychological shadow, and the last time it was really close. He was directly shut down by electricity.

"The host, please don't worry, the system is using acupuncture this time." The system replied in a pleasant manner.

"Acupuncture, does acupuncture hurt?" Panda asked tentatively.

"Acupuncture is a treasure that has been passed down in China for thousands of years. It contains the crystallization of the wisdom of countless sages. It is an important part of traditional Chinese medicine. This system solemnly promises that as long as the acupuncture points are identified, there will only be a kind of soreness. It causes tremendous pain.”

"Accept!" Hearing the system's words, Pan Da directly gave up the last ounce of defense, at least up to now, the system has really not fooled him.

However, things backfired.

"Ah, system, it hurts so much, you lied to me!" Pang Da yelled directly.

"Well, on this issue, let's look at a picture first."

With that said, the system showed Pang Da a schematic diagram of the structure of a panda.

"So, what kind of consciousness do you have?" Looking at such a picture displayed by the system, Pang Da was stunned, his brain capacity obviously couldn't turn around.

"That is to say, there is a thick layer of fat outside your acupuncture points. So it is not a problem with acupuncture, but the thick layer of fat that is penetrated into you. It would be strange if it doesn't hurt! If it weren't for this system, It would be difficult for others to stick a needle in!" The system's voice seemed a little indifferent.

"Well, that seems to be the case." Panda nodded and thought about the system's words seriously.

"So, should the host continue to give rewards?" The system deliberately emphasized the word reward.

"Well, let me think about it." Pang Da seemed a little hesitant.

"If acupuncture and moxibustion are not performed, the effect will not be so obvious. The host can only practice slowly by himself, and I don't know how long it will take to practice until the year of the monkey." The system also deliberately sighed.

"Okay, let's go on!" Pang Da seemed to have made up his mind, he gritted his teeth and said.

"Dele!"

Therefore, this night was destined to be sleepless for Panda, because he spent the rest of the time in his own screams.

But in fact, the system did not deceive Pang Da, and Pang Da's body has also undergone considerable changes.

Panda Cheerleading is indeed used by the system to fool Panda, but the effect of this acupuncture is real.

(End of this chapter)

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