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Chapter 191 The Magical Emperor (30) The Caged Dog
Ninth Highness x me: ...

We both lost our voices after listening to Pei Xiangnan's story.

What Pei Xiangnan said was too graphic and tasteful, I just felt like something was blocked in my throat, and I wanted to spit it out, but I am only a soul body now, it is impossible to spit, so I am not comfortable I feel that it can only be caused by my psychological function, and there is only one reason for my current psychological discomfort: the story of "Lu ah Lu" that Pei Xiangnan told is so fucking disgusting, is there any reason for it?
What the hell are "red-light districts", "open meat", "good throat work", "three tubes in one", "being tricked and ejaculating", "jerking off", "a lump of flying"...

These are all ghost words, so Huang Bao still tells five-year-old children. Uncle Pei Xiangnan, what are your three views?I'm so crazy!

"The story your Excellency told is not good, and His Highness didn't understand it." After a long time, Yi Eryi, whose three views were strongly impacted, finally found his voice and made such an evaluation.

"Oh? What I said is very simple, how could you not understand? Is it because you are too young, Your Highness? How about you tell me a story instead? Let me see how you accept it now, Your Highness I will give you a story later that you can understand, and then you can evaluate whether the story I told is good or bad!" Pei Xiangnan's voice was full of dissatisfaction with the evaluation of "the story is not good".

There was a brief silence, probably because Yi Eryi, who had already decided what story to tell during this period of time, opened his mouth and said, "Then His Highness will tell you one, the story is called "The Dog in the Cage", and the protagonist Yu is a monster. Fetuses, everyone who met him said so."

"His father is Amos, a nocturnal vampire, and his mother is an elf king of the jungle. One is a handsome man and the other is a beautiful woman. After their union, Yu was born with an ugly appearance and a green skin. Cabbage caterpillar, with half-pointed ears and no beauty at all, red eyes, pointed teeth, and a hooked nose, looks like a dog."

"Yu's father, Amos, only glanced at him when he was just born, but he was so ugly that he covered his eyes and stopped looking, and said: Oh, how ugly! I don't admit that he is my son, he is just my adopted son. I’m a dog, come and put this ugly thing in a cage, don’t let him come out to scare you!”

"Yu's mother is the blessed saint of the elves. In order to ensure the purity of the soul when praying to the god of nature, the blessed saint cannot fall in love and cannot marry with others to have children. Yu's father, Amos, is tempting the blessed saint. And let her give birth to a child for him and then abandon it with the excuse that the child is too ugly, praying that the saint would return to the clan and commit suicide because she could bear the humiliation and feel ashamed.”

"Yu, who was raised as a dog in a cage since he was a child, has never grown taller. When he was 15 years old, he was still the height of a ten-month-old baby. The small cage he was kept in had never been changed. Yu's father Amos also It’s not that he doesn’t ignore him at all. Except for sleeping during the day, Amos will carry the cage around at other times, even when he is making friends with his girlfriend and discussing business. When people ask, Amos will introduce the cage. This freak is his dog son, and others will only think that Amos's statement that the freak is his dog son is just a kind of humor."

(End of this chapter)