The villain's fat woman is fast in the doomsday

Chapter 311
Pippi is not very happy these days, her right eyelid keeps twitching, and she feels that something unknown is about to happen.

"Why are you so unhappy?"

The system noticed that Pippi had returned to the haggard state at the beginning and asked what he was doing recently.

"This kind of life is as quiet as water, without waves, and it really makes people feel empty and lonely."

Pippi shook his head while talking, and said to the system with the expression that he would probably be about to jump into the lake after a while.

"Isn't it nice to have no waves, at least relax."

"No, it's too empty. When I wake up every day, I see the same scenery. After losing weight, I bought new clothes and only you, who have been with me for decades, can see them."

"...Who else do you want to see?"

"It's just an example! Example! Get it!"

Pippi pouted.Then he lay back on the sofa bored again.

"Is your period coming soon?"

The system ran to look through the calendar to see Pippi's period.

"Ah... Your speech just now is a bit similar to the new talk of a male netizen I found on my phone."

"What male?"

"It's the kind of girlfriend who feels depressed and goes to see her period immediately."

"..."

The system glanced at the way Pippi was lying on the sofa like a stray dog.

Unexpectedly, Pippi put on the earphones and gave up talking with the system.

The system reluctantly walked to Pippi's side.

I wanted to see what this woman was doing these days.

"……you."

The system took off one of Pippi's earphones and put it on his own ear.

"For being human, I'm sorry."

Pippi read such lines aloud with an extremely decadent expression.

"...Don't tell me, you've been so free recently that you've started listening to music every day, and even started looking through comments."

"...You don't understand me, I have depression."

Pippi retrieved the earphones that the system had taken.

Looks like an autistic child.

"……Hey."

"I have really thought about putting on the most beautiful makeup, wearing my favorite dress, filling the bathtub with hot water, cutting it with a sharp knife, and drinking red wine that is as red as the blood flowing out .

Then get a good night's sleep. "

"Then your platelets cause you to bleed only 200ml of blood, and after 20 days, you're a good man again."

"..."

Pippi rolled her eyes, as if she disliked the system for disturbing her.

"Do you want to go out for a walk?"

The system looked at Pippi's bored look.

Although she is not worried that she really committed suicide, but this decadent appearance, it is necessary to be concerned.

"I want to go to the depths of the sea, disappear into this world, and put a drift bottle for those who want to find me, let me go. I don't want to see this world and people again."

"...Did you know that other people's secondary illnesses come from junior high school.

You are living almost to the age of a goblin, and you still suffer from the second stroke! ? "

"You said how the sunflower survived the night without the sun."

"..."

The system is really convinced by Pippi's operation.

A few days ago, I happily took myself shopping around.

And that's suddenly puberty.

It's really uncomfortable!

This should be a sign anyway.

The system simply sat beside Pippi and began to read aloud.

"Fish will die without water, but the water will be clearer without fish, and the sky will always be bright, even without the sun."

The system has learned the essence of Pippi's demeanor!

"...Do you have any common sense?"

Pippi glanced at the system.

A look in the eyes of a fool.

"I'm learning from you, okay?"

When the system saw Pippi, it took him for a fool!
"You can't learn it."

Pippi shook his head.

"..."

The system was silent for a while.

This woman is really a burst.

Just then, there was a knock on the courier's door.

If you want to talk about this crying country, express delivery is the best.

Not to mention the door-to-door delivery every time, and there is no collection point for the stupid human world.

"Hello, Ms. Pippi's "Licking Dog's Tears" album has arrived."

"Come, come, come!"

The system saw that Pippi, who was just sitting on the sofa in a decadent state, was like the last [-]-meter sprint of the baton.

With a smile on his face, he ran to the door quickly.

"...Is this depression!"

The system sighed towards the ceiling.

Excitedly, Pippi took the courier back, picked up the utility knife and started cutting the courier.

"Bought a picture book?"

The system appeared behind Pippi.

It seems that she is dissatisfied with Pippi for not taking good care of herself recently.

When you find something, chat with her.

"kindness!"

Pippi nodded like pounding garlic.

"Stop talking, it's time. I'm going to start feeling depressed again."

Pippi took the picture album, lay down on the bed again, and flipped through it while listening to the song.

"Don't watch it, you can only talk to me now."

The system really doesn't understand how this woman can change.

A few days ago, the one who was in love with me was dying, but now I treat myself as air!

It's too irritating!
"..."

Pippi sat on the sofa and was silent for a while.

After a while, I put the album down to see the expression on the system, and then stood it up again.

"You woman, you can't tell me what you did!?"

Seeing Pippi's expression, the system suddenly had a flash of thunder in its mind! .

This woman is sneaky and too abnormal.

Unexpectedly, as soon as the system spoke.

"..."

For a moment, Pippi's expression became stiff.

Even the movement of listening to the song froze for a moment.

The hand holding the album even trembled a little.

"explain!"

A lot of bad associations suddenly flashed in the system's mind.

I thought to myself that this woman has been behaving strangely lately.

And close the bedroom door from time to time.

I'm afraid I found someone else behind my back!
He should have known!This woman has always been much colder towards her recently than before.

It must be other men, it must be because of other men!
The more the system thought about it, the more ugly its face became.

"...No, it's not that bad thing."

Pippi saw the system's gradually becoming ugly face, and knew that the man must have misunderstood.

"..."

Hearing Pippi's explanation, the system's face softened slightly.

I was just thinking about it myself, and I haven't heard Pippi's explanation yet.

"what is that?"

The system intends to listen to Pippi's words.

"Well... also, I won't be able to tell you until tonight."

How could Pippi give the system's birthday present to him in the open!
I plan to spend him later to bake a cake for him!

Unexpectedly, the man misunderstood directly.

"..."

I also specifically asked the shopkeeper to change the baking book into a picture album and send it over.

No, if he found out at this time, it would be a failure!

"At night, huh? Do you still want to bring other men back at night?"

Since being with Pippi, the system has always become extremely sensitive.

Especially after Mo Changshou's incident.

Always keep Pippi from all the interactions of the opposite sex.

This matter, although Pippi sensed it...

But she doesn't care, what to say.

She feels that other opposite sexes are not systematically cute.

Even if you cut off contact, there is nothing worth caring about.

(End of this chapter)