Chapter 160 Extra Story [-]

The main title of this episode: On the tactical issue of how to eat meat for a long time
The subtitle of this episode: This unreliable couple is working hard every day to prevent Alzheimer's

For a long time after Jing gave birth to his son, the scene when the couple was invited to go out to play was like this: first saw a convertible sports car slowly driving to the parking space, and then saw Jing wearing hook-rim sunglasses Wide metal bracelet, diamond headband, star-studded, dignified and noble, stepped down from the driver's seat, and finally saw Shang Yi's left-handed son with a baby bottle in his right hand, wet wipes and diapers in a shoulder bag, mother-in-law and mother-in-law carefully stepped down from the passenger seat .

Generally speaking, the first reaction of the organizers seeing this scene is: "..."

Then their second reaction was: "Hello, Master Shang! We have already cleared the golf field, Master Shang, please go this way! Look, um, should we call you a nanny?"

Then at this time, Jing Jing would take off his sunglasses and turn around to look at Shang Yi, and then Shang Yi would calmly say under the expectant eyes of everyone: "No need. I'll just sit with Xiaobao and watch Ah Zhi fight. The bathroom In which direction? I have to change Xiaobao's diaper first."

The rest of the people except the scenery: "..."

After copying and pasting this situation several times in a row, the entire Taoist path is lamenting Shang Yi's depravity.Although Shang Yi's identity is put there calmly, no one dares to rush in front of him and say to him, "Please have a little bit of a man's chastity? You appear in public like a super docile dad and wife Do you really lose your three views? It’s as scary as being told that a man is going to have a baby one day.”But this couldn't stop everyone from quietly spreading and discussing behind their backs. It didn't take long for the rumors about the scenery to be delicious, lazy, not self-conscious about being a mother, and domestic violence and business affairs. Most of the men have begun to agree that Jing is not enough to be beaten and trained, and most of the women have begun to agree that Shang Yi is pitiful and miserable.

However, Jing Jing has always been indifferent to these rumors.He didn't care about the scenery, and Shang Yi actually didn't care too much.On the other hand, He Wanfei went to Shang's one day, and was quite speechless when he saw Shang Yi coaxing the child to sleep with one hand and reviewing the documents with the other: "Jing Jing really doesn't want to be a mother?"

"That's not true. She doesn't object to feeding Xiaobao and changing his diaper," Shang Yi said, "but she prefers to see me feeding him and changing his diaper."

"...Although it should be normal for a man to take care of children, it is also a joint responsibility of both parties, okay? But when you two go out now, the contrast is too obvious? One is in charge of making money and feeding the baby, and the other is in charge of beauty. Ruhua, is this really good?"

Shang Yi remained calm: "I don't think it's a big deal."

"Wait." He Wanfei took a closer look at Shang Yi's face, and said slowly for a while, "Brother, you won't be caught by the scenery and have to do it?"

"..."

"Your expression is exactly the same as when I asked Du Heng if he had a crush on Jiang Meiyuan." He Wanfei sat up straight and asked in disbelief, "No way? Is there really a clue? What kind of excuse?"

Shang Yi said with a cold face: "You can go out now."

He Wanfei didn't seem to notice, but instead moved closer, looked at Shang Yi for a long time, and tentatively asked: "Could it be, Jing Jing, threatening her with sex?"

"..."

The unknown cold war between Jingjing and Shangyi has actually been protracted.

This cold war originally originated from a dispute over Shang Xiaobao's name.At the beginning, Shang Yi said that he wanted to ask a Mr. Ba Zi to do the calculation before naming it, and he agreed with this point.But soon Shang Yi said that he had come up with a man named Shang Huanzhi for the time being, and when he asked about the scenery, the scenery became ugly.

Jing Jing said: "Who ever said that Xiao Bao's surname is Shang? His surname should be Jing, and only Jing."

Shang Yi said: "Another quarrel? I also contributed half of my genes. Besides, all children in China bear their father's surname, so of course they have to be surnamed Shang."

"Father's surname or something," Jing Jing said slowly, "Maybe the other half of the child's genes are not yours?"

"...Really?" Shang Yi said gently, "Actually, I also think it belongs to Jiang Sheng. How about we do a paternity test?"

Jing Jing's face turned cold, he turned around and left, was hugged back by Shang Yi, and laughed twice: "Look, you can't afford to joke, and you are just looking for trouble if you say this kind of thing. What big deal can Guan surname be? Let's have another one, and I will have my father's surname and my mother's surname like me and Ah Fei. Isn't that easy?"

Jing Jing sneered: "It's easy for you to say. If you are the one who gives birth to the child, I have no problem. But since it's me, I don't want to have a second one."

"Really not born?"

"No birth."

"Then what if you get pregnant?"

Jing Jing stared at him for a while, then said coldly: "Shang Yi, have you harbored evil intentions for a long time?"

"Don't blame me."

"You don't have any criminal record. How dare you say I'm wronging you?" Jing Jing stared at him with one hand on her hip, "How long have you worked hard for the second child? Tell me."

"You are really wronging me."

Jing Jing sneered again: "Really? Sorry, I really don't believe it."

The consequence of Jing Jing's unbelief is that Shang Yi is not allowed to climb into her bed for a long time.During this period, Jing also did a superb thing, that is, one night after she took a shower, she came out wearing a silk suspender nightgown, and the half-wet water droplets ironed out the entire curve of her figure, Shang Yi had already been watching it intently , she also bent down, and flirtatiously picked up the comb that fell on the ground.

When Jing Jing straightened up again, Shang Yi had already hugged her from behind, sucking the back of her ear seemingly as if nothing: "...do it? Hmm?"

Jing Jing said lightly, "I'm having my period."

"……You deliberately?!"

Jing Jing turned around, touched Shang Yi's cheek, and said softly, "Yes."

"..."

"I won't give you a hand to solve it." Jing Jing said calmly, "You play by yourself."

"..."

After finally getting through Jing's menstruation, Shang Yi dragged her to the bed again, before the foreplay started this time, Jing quietly said, "I don't want it."

Shang Yi tried to call the name of the scene a thousand times: "Azhi——"

"If you force me, then there's nothing I can do." Jing Jing lay on the bed, his face was so calm that Shang Yi gritted his teeth, "But let me say it again, I just don't want it."

"why?"

Jing Jing thought for a while, and finally told him the answer: "I don't want a second child."

"I don't want a second child now either." Shang Yi almost swears, "I promise that I will make the measures perfect without any mistakes—"

Jing Jing interrupted him and said seriously: "But I don't believe it, I don't believe anything you say. I have been with you for a long time, and I found that the only thing I can trust is my intuition, and it is the first intuition. You My intuition now is that you want to trick me into having a second child, and in this case, we should not even do it now and in the future."

Shang Yi looked at her for a while: "Azhi, you can't do this."

"That's what I wanted to do."

"This affects the relationship between husband and wife very much."

"You mean you will no longer be faithful and go out to eat?"

"...You think too much." Shang Yi endured it, and endured it again, "Are you doing it on purpose again?"

Jing Jing looked innocent: "It's because you think too much."

"..."

After Jing Jing worked this time to the end, she delayed the matter of going to bed countless times with excuses.At the beginning, when Shang Yi couldn't bear it and wanted to force him, Jing Jing would say "Sure enough, you like my color, not my person", so Shang Yi couldn't move anymore; later, Shang Yi couldn't bear it and wanted to force him Sometimes, Jing Jing's acting skills are even more superb. Lying there, he only needs to blink his eyes twice, and tears will fall down the corners of his eyes.

Shang Yi: "..."

Then Shang Yi began to seriously consider the possibility of seduction.His appearance and body are probably delicious enough in the eyes of any other woman, except for the scenery.Therefore, after Shang Yi gave up the way of seduction, he took advantage of Jing Jing's business trip to change the layout of the bedroom to make it very provocative, and hung a dim fragrance lamp. He found that it didn't work; later he added some lust-inducing drugs to Jingjing to eat in secret, and this trick worked. There are so many styles, before he dared to say that every time he tried a new pattern, he yelled that he was very painful and tired, he couldn't do it, and so on, it was all fake.

Because it was too long since the last time, the lights in the bedroom were basically turned off that night.It wasn't until the evening of the second day that Jing Jing reluctantly got up from the bed, and her first move was to kick Shang Yi who was helping her to the bathroom as hard as she could.

Shang Yi felt a little speechless again: "Did you really enjoy last night from the beginning to the end?"

Jing Jing said: "Whether I enjoyed it last night has something to do with kicking you now?"

"Then why did you kick me?"

"I'd love to, won't I?"

"..."

But this time, although it was successful, the aphrodisiac drugs cannot be commonly used.Although Shang Yi failed to drag Jing to bed again in the next 20 days, but considering Jing's health, he also endured the drugs and did not use them again.Two days later, when Shang Yi couldn't bear it again and seriously considered whether to do it again, Jing Jing suggested that the two leave their son and go to the hot spring together.

In the process of soaking in the hot spring, Shang Yi finally managed to get the scenery into his mouth again.Based on the mentality that he must be worthy of himself, the hot spring, the 48 styles of love, and the Huanxi Buddha this time, Shang Yi picked up the scenery like a mango and bit it back and forth, until there was nothing left to squeeze out. Let go contentedly.Then he embraced the scene where Heitian fell asleep, looked at the ceiling and seriously considered how to put the one that fell asleep in his arms into his mouth again next time.

After that, the two of them slept under the quilt for about 20 days, and Jing Jing offered to attend a party with Shang Yi.Jing Jing drank a little more during the banquet, not quite drunk, but already in a state of intoxication, so he kept hugging Shang Yi's waist after leaving the club and never let go.She was naturally very happy to throw herself into Shang Yi's arms like this, and when she got home, she coaxed Jing into bed again.

Then the window was empty for less than three weeks, and Jing once again proposed to go to the hot spring.Shang Yi would never be so stupid as to take the initiative to ask Jing Jing a question like "Why haven't you taught yourself a lesson after being crushed by me twice in the hot spring".Anyway, in his opinion, Jing Jing's behavior of throwing himself into the net was undoubtedly wonderful, so the two quickly packed up and went to the hot spring.

After a while, Jing Jing agreed to go to a reception with Shang Yi.At the reception, he accidentally drank a little too much, so when he got home, he was half sober and half drunk, and Shang Yi did it again from head to toe.This time Shang Yi hugged the scene that he had fallen asleep long ago and couldn't fall asleep, he always felt that there was something weird somewhere.

The next day Jing woke up again, and when she opened her eyes, she saw a face next to the pillow that seemed to be looking at her affectionately.Jing Jing looked at him blankly for a second, closed his eyes, turned over and continued to sleep.

Shang Yi pushed Jing Jing's shoulder back: "I have a few questions in mind."

Jing Jing didn't even think about it: "I refuse to answer."

Shang Yi didn't care at all: "The frequency of your coming every 20 days makes me deeply suspicious. In fact, you proposed to go to the hot spring and agreed to go to the party on purpose, right? Probably every once in a while you I will miss my body more, and it’s not easy to show off and ask for sex directly, so I came up with such a trick, right?"

Jing Jing closed her eyes and said, "You think too much."

Shang Yi didn't seem to notice it: "It's obvious that you didn't let me get close these days. But what's the reason? Is it because of an inexplicable second child? This reason can't be justified."

"..."

"Or, you have no reason at all, you just want to appreciate the depressing look I'm circling around you but can't ask for it?"

"..."

"Or, it's none of the above, you're actually still obsessed with the fraudulent marriage, and you're still thinking about revenge in a narrow-minded way?"

Jing Jing finally opened his eyes: "Let's put it this way, Master Shang, generally speaking, I won't be too happy when you are happy. So I don't want you to be happy. Even if we two are married, I don't want you to be happy. Happy, let alone a fraudulent marriage. So you don't care why I am, anyway, since you are unhappy these days, then I am happy too. Since I am happy, will I care whether you are happy or not? "

"..." Shang Yi said, "So in fact, you are still brooding about the fraudulent marriage, at least this is one of the reasons. Then, around the 20th day, you suddenly felt that you needed me again, so you temporarily proposed to use me. Take it for a while and put it back when you're done, right?"

Jing Jing nodded seriously: "Congratulations, you got the answer right, are you happy?"

Shang Yi gazed at the scenery for a long time, then let out a breath slowly: "...you won."

When Shang Yi euphemistically told He Wanfei the key points of the above things, the latter looked at him for a while and said gently: "Please be normal, both of you, okay?"

Shang Yiquan pretended not to hear, and quickly took a small towel to wipe the saliva from the corners of his son's mouth.

He Wanfei continued: "But what does this have to do with your taking care of children?"

Shang Yi said: "It is my pleasure to take care of Xiaobao."

He Wanfei said: "When you said that, your son looked down on you with his eyes."

"..." Shang Yi had no choice but to consider his words, and tried his best to speak implicitly, "The meaning of the scenery is that I don't need to look at Xiaobao, but if I am his father and I don't want to take care of him, then she definitely won't look at it either. In other words, as far as the current 20-day cycle is concerned, it is better for the scenery to be a little more leisurely, and as for me, it is better to have more things."

Then you won't be in the mood to think about lust, will you?He Wanfei silently complained in his heart, and asked, "No more?"

"What else do you want to hear?"

"Didn't Jingjing say that if you don't take care of Xiaobao, you two will never want to have that kind of thing again in your life? Didn't Jingjing say that if you don't take care of Xiaobao, she won't even need you once in 20 days. Is it okay to find Jiang Sheng or some sex toy instead?"

"Ah Fei." Shang Yi said softly, "You can get lost."

After this conversation with He Wanfei, Shang Yi suddenly realized that from the time of his marriage to the present, he had indulged the scenery too much without a limit.Before putting rings on each other, he was at least in a firm and strong position in the matter of sex, but now he is even backing down on this matter, which is simply a precursor to digging his own grave.

After learning from the pain, Shang Yi returned to the ancestral house with his son in his arms as usual that day.In the next month or so, he didn't seem to have changed in front of outsiders. Every morning he carried his son to Shang's on time, and every evening he carried his son back to the ancestral house on time.After more than a month, no one noticed that Shang Yi had a problem, except for the scenery.

In Jingjing's eyes, such a normal Shangyi is really abnormal.The only thing that was abnormal was that Shang Yi hadn't proposed to her to have sex once in the past month or so.Even if she lit up the weak and ambiguous aromatherapy lamp in the bedroom again, and bent down to pick up underwear in a silk nightgown, Shang Yi still couldn't attract Shang Yi to push her down on the bed.

It is absolutely impossible for Jing Jing to go up to Shang Yi and question why he is suddenly indifferent.Her first thought about this was that Shang Yi raised another one outside, but soon this possibility was completely denied by herself.Her second thought was that there was something wrong with Shang Yi, but this one was obviously even more unreliable than the last one.Just when the scenery became more and more suspicious, Shang Yi returned to the ancestral house later and later every day, first at five o'clock in the afternoon, then at six o'clock in the afternoon, and then at seven o'clock in the evening, and finally he couldn't even take care of his son. Jing Jing objected and threw her son into her hands, and the time to go home was delayed until ten or eleven o'clock.

Jing Jing was very dissatisfied with this, but it was impossible for her to go to Shang Yi and ask him why he suddenly came home late.Her first thought about this was to find a private detective and investigate Shang Yi for a week.The final conclusion is that Shang Yi is indeed very busy, and he is simply busy. It seems that he is concentrating on cutting off certain hostile forces and determining the future plans of the Shang family, so he stays in the office until late every day, and then goes back to the office. At home, there is no other romantic entertainment.

Jing very much doubts the authenticity of this report.But she couldn't think about it herself, so she couldn't question it.The indifference between her and Shang Yi continued for more than half a month, and Jing finally couldn't stand it anymore.

Jing Jing's first reaction was to run away from home.She quickly packed her things and booked a plane ticket. After everything was packed, she casually told Shang Yi that she was going on a trip. As a result, the sleepy Shang Yi only slightly opened one eye to look at her, and didn't even know where she was going. Asked, touched her face perfunctorily, and said casually: "Really. Have a good time."

Scenery: "..."

In a fit of rage this time, Jing simply turned off his phone and stayed outside for a month before returning.

During this month, she sorted out her relationship with Shang Yi carefully.As a person with the personality of a queen, Jingjing really doesn't want to admit but has to admit that she may have done a little too much, and as a person who is used to pampering but doesn't know it, Jingjing really doesn't want to admit but has to admit that she During the month of living outside, the feeling of being supported in the ancestral house was far from comfortable.

She found this bowing of the head very uncomfortable, and the discomfort fueled certain strange emotions, such as a sudden thought of divorce.And this thought lingered, until the moment she got off the plane back to City A, she didn't finally make up her mind.

Jing didn't tell anyone when he came back.In the process of walking outside the terminal building, the center thought maliciously, if she could see Shang Yi's gentle smiling face within three hours, then it would be written off; if she didn't see it, then she would resolutely file for divorce .

Finally, when she was leaving the terminal, she saw Shang Yi in black clothes waiting there.

The scenery suddenly stood still.

Shang Yi came over, took the suitcase in her hand, and touched her ear with the other hand, with a slight smile on his face: "Why, are you still not happy? Make up, huh?"

Jing Jing didn't speak for a moment, his body was stiff and hugged by Shang Yi, and he asked after a while, "How do you know I'm coming back today?"

Shang Yi smiled: "Because I wait for you to come back every day."

As he spoke, he bowed slightly, took Jing into his arms, and hugged her so tightly that her lips were close to his ears.Jing Jing turned his eyes slightly to one side, and suddenly saw many white hairs appearing on Shang Yi's temples.

Those white hairs are unevenly mixed with black hair, like pearls in a small blue velvet box.

The scenery freezes the whole person.

Shang Yi went to hold Jing Jing's hand, Jing Jing let him take it in a daze.Shang Yi led her towards the parking lot, and Jing Jing followed him in a daze.It wasn't until the driver started the car after getting into the car that Jing Jing came back to his senses a little, and continued to stare at Shang Yi's temples in a trance.

"Your hair..." Jing Jing stuttered a little when speaking, "When did you have so many white hairs?"

"..." Shang Yi touched his hair, "I don't know. I have gray hair? And a lot?"

"It's on both temples, obviously it wasn't there when I left..." Jing Jing endured the words for a while, but said, "Are you busy with work?"

"It's okay. Usually, Xiaobao and I go home from the building after nine o'clock."

Jing Jing felt that she hadn't cared so much about Shang Yi in 800 years, but she couldn't help it now: "Is your recent official business troublesome?"

Shang Yi showed a smile that wanted to comfort her: "It's okay, it's not that serious. If you're not in city A and you shut down the phone, I think this may be more difficult than official business."

Jing Jing opened his mouth, stared at the white hair on Shang Yi's temple, and finally said nothing.

Shang Yi touched her gaze, and asked casually: "It's so eye-catching, is it worth your attention? I'll go to the hairdresser to dye it tomorrow, is it okay?"

Jing Jing finally found a trace of his own expression, turned his head and said, "It's up to you."

After Jing Jing finished speaking, he propped his chin on the back of his hand and looked out the window, as if he had something on his mind, he didn't say a word until he returned to the ancestral house.Shang Yi didn't bother her either, he just wrapped his arms around her waist loosely, and watched the moving Ambilight together with her.Ten minutes later, a text message came in, Shang Yi opened it, and it came from Yan Yu: "Although dyeing gray hair does not require complicated medical skills, I guarantee that I am the most secretive hairdresser you have ever seen. So, add The last 10 yuan, a total of 15 yuan, remember to transfer it to my account within a week. Otherwise, you know what the consequences will be."

Shang Yi: "..."

The next day, Yan Yu had an extra RMB 15 on his account.

For a long time after that, Jing Jing and Shang Yi's private activities were very harmonious and happy.

In the third year, Jing gave birth to her daughter Erbao.

After many years, Jing Jing didn't find out that Shang Yi's white hair, which only lasted for one day, was fake.

(End of the article)

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