Getting married by mistake: the embarrassing wife of the cold-faced president

Chapter 3
At the age of 26, I am still a virgin.

What is a virgin?Anyone who is on earth knows that the so-called virgin is a species that is pure in thought, clean in body, smiles like boiled water, has never slept with a man, and is almost an endangered species on earth.

I am a species that is almost endangered on this earth. In order to find a boyfriend before Lafayette returns to China in autumn, I risked everything and started a very unreliable blind date.

The first time I gave my precious blind date was on a sunny afternoon.

The person I went on a blind date, surnamed Qiao, surnamed Da Dan, the matchmaker was Comrade Jiang Jiaqi, who was "the first time I saw him, my soul was taken away, I fell in love with him hopelessly, known as 'Pretty Soup'" of.

Qiao Dadan is the cousin of Jiang Jiaqi's wife Zhu Zinuo.

Before I went to the appointment, Zuo Linlin made a special trip to tell Comrade Jiang Jiaqi the original words: people are not judged by their appearance, and sea water cannot be measured. Don't look at Qiao Dadan's appearance. He is a lawyer with an accountant background. The future is bright.

When Zuo Linlin said these words, I was sitting in front of the mirror, looking at the mirror very seriously.

Because it's a blind date, in order to show my best side, I must put some thought into dressing myself up carefully.

Even if the blind date is not successful, the revolution still needs to work hard, and I will strive to be ruthless instead of ruthless. It is better to dislike others than to be disliked by others.

I first carefully put a thin layer of foundation on my face, which not only makes my skin look fair and delicate, but also covers the small light brown freckles on my face.These small freckles, as small as a needle tip, as large as a rice grain, are distributed on my forehead, nose bridge, and cheeks, which are unsightly.

Then, I draw eyebrows, eyeliner, and fake eyelashes like fans.

Last but not least is lipstick.

The lipstick should not be too red. My mouth is slightly bigger and thicker. If I apply it like a monkey's butt, it will look like a typical bloody mouth.

While I was decaling yellow on the mirror, I tilted my head from time to time, making faces at myself in the mirror.

It's not that I don't know, no matter how much I put on makeup, the woman in the mirror still can't look beautiful.Really, the eyes are long and small, with single eyelids, as if they will never wake up; the bridge of the nose is not very collapsed, but a little collapsed, but fortunately it is not an upturned nose, nor a bulbous nose; the mouth is too big to look like, and the lips are also thick .

The only good thing is that the face shape is a standard hammer face, which is a bit like Fan Bingbing

My heart is not gray.

Facing myself in the mirror, I murmured to myself: "Sulala, when did you get rich? After you got rich, you went to Korea for plastic surgery, making it more beautiful than Cecilia Cheung and Fan Bingbing Yan, more delicate than Lin Chiling, more charming than Shu Qi, walking on the street, casually throwing a wink, can also fascinate a lot of men."

Zuo Linlin heard it, and didn't take it seriously: "What's so good about a woman being too beautiful? If I have a choice, I'd rather be happy than beautiful."

"Why can't fish and bear's paw have both?" I asked.

"God opens a window for you, and must close a door for you." Zuo Linlin answered very philosophically.

"I'm greedy, I want both happiness and beauty." I muttered.

why not?

However, after thinking about it, it turns out that the ideal is plump, but the reality is skinny.God, an old man, is very stingy, and he does not give what human beings want.

After I painted one of my faces as red as it should be, and as white as it should be, I chose the green dress I just bought and put it on. On the wide skirt, embroidered There are a few bright red roses that symbolize love.

I stood in front of the mirror, looked left and right, and turned around twice, feeling good about myself.

Zuo Linlin, a cousin who is three years older than me, is quite unqualified. She didn't accompany me on a blind date for many reasons.

Zuo Linlin said, firstly, she is really busy and will have to work overtime at the company soon, so she cannot spare time to study with the prince; secondly, although this is my first blind date in history, I am already 26. It is not a three-year-old child who knows nothing, nor is it a shy little girl who has never seen the world, or she has never eaten pork, at least, she has seen a pig walk, right?
I rolled my eyes at her, gave her a "cut", and pierced her unceremoniously: "You don't want to see that guy Jiang Jiaqi, do you?"

Zuo Linlin kept a blank face and didn't answer.

Silence is waiting for the default.

I shrugged my shoulders, and the adults let her go a lot: "Don't accompany me to pull it down, I will go by myself." I winked at her and said with a playful smile: "Zuo Linlin, in fact, I don't want you to accompany me. Going on a blind date, silly me, having you beside me with such a radiant and natural beauty will make me look like an ugly duckling, and you are the effect of a beautiful swan. Any man, as long as he is not blind, has no reason Ignore the beautiful swan and fall in love with the ugly duckling, right?"

After I finished speaking, I wore new clothes, flashed red lips, smelled fragrance all the way, and set off in high spirits.

The pair of seven-inch-high red Daphne stilettos under their feet trampled the road "ding ding bang bang", making exciting sounds one after another.

The date point was proposed by Jordan - go to Starbucks.

Why do you have to go to Starbucks?

Qiao Dadan said, among petty bourgeoisie, isn’t there such a classic saying: I’m not in the office, I’m at Starbucks, and I’m not at Starbucks, I’m on my way to Starbucks.Jordan also said that Starbucks is an indispensable program in the life of petty bourgeoisie, and it is also one of the signs of petty bourgeoisie.

Probably, Jordan's firm was very profitable, so he became one of the petty bourgeoisie.

I am a bogus petty bourgeois. I work as a small editor in a certain magazine, and my monthly salary is pitifully low. After a few Starbucks visits, I will be hungry and have nothing to eat.

However, I still like Starbucks, a high-end, classy place.

Women are always vain, and of course I am no exception.

I was very excited, following the old-fashioned blind date method of soap operas, with the new "Locust House No. [-]" magazine in my hand, I pushed open the glass door of the Starbucks coffee shop pretending to be elegant, and walked in gracefully .

After all, it is Starbucks, the decoration is very emotional, high-end atmosphere and high-grade.

The appearance of the facade is transparent glass, and the space is transparent and clean.The decoration inside is gorgeous and exquisite, simple and luxurious brown marble, wreaths of classical crystal lamps hanging from the white ceiling, and floor lamps decorated with blooming daisies.

I stood at the door and glanced reservedly.

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(End of this chapter)