Getting married by mistake: the embarrassing wife of the cold-faced president

Chapter 76
Because of Ding Nuomin's words: "Su Lala, go and look in the mirror, you look like this - your eyes are long and small, with single eyelids, a flat nose, a big mouth, and a spooky face. Pushing forward 300 years, backward 300 years, a total of 600 years, no one has surpassed the Internet celebrity Sister Feng, who is second, what do you have to be worthy of Brother Ming?"

I finally made up my mind, I want to bear the burden of humiliation, and I must go to Han Qingluo's "Infinite Charm Image Design Studio" to learn from a teacher—no, not to learn from a teacher!
It should be said that it is learning art from a teacher.

From childhood to adulthood, no relatives and friends around me praised me for being good-looking, especially standing next to such a beautiful swan as Zuo Linlin, it made me look like an ugly duckling.Because he had no hope for his own appearance, he took a slant of the sword and wanted to win with his talent.Because of this, dressing up is neglected, and people often show people with a slovenly image.

If it wasn't for that Han Qingluo's ingenious beauty, I really didn't know that I could be so beautiful.

In order to be a truly glamorous beauty, in order to be worthy of Cheng Yiming, even if it is going up the mountain of knives, into the sea of ​​fire, or into the pan of oil, I don't care, I'm going all out.

No work on Saturday.

I ran to the supermarket early in the morning and bought a teacher apprentice gift - a big fruit basket.There are various shapes and colorful fruits, red snake fruit, red grapes, green grapes, dragon fruit, Thai pomelo, carambola... etc., more than ten kinds of fruits.Then I took it to Han Qingluo's "Infinite Charm Image Design Studio" to find Han Qingluo.

Chill fell in his studio.

Seeing me, I was very surprised: "Huh? Baby, why are you here? You even brought a gift!" He was very smart: "Baby, you go to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing. Since you went to the Three Treasures Hall, it must be for alms come here, right?"

I smiled sweetly. In order to save time, energy and saliva, I didn't show politeness to him. I went straight to him like a pig in a small alley: "Han Da image designer, I'm here to learn art from you."

Han Qingluo raised his eyebrows: "Learn from me as a teacher?"

I said: "Han Da image designer, you always have unique eyesight, discerning eyes, you can see at a glance that I am a buried beauty, and you always have the ability to turn decay into magic—no, turn ugly women into beauties The ability to design, carve, and polish my unpolished jade into a radiant and beautiful vision. Han Da image designer, today I am here to learn from you, no In other words, I'm just here to learn about image design and cultivate myself into a fairy."

Han Qingluo repeated my words: "Cultivate yourself into a goblin?"

I nodded and said with certainty: "Yes." I said again: "I am only 26 years old this year. 26 years old is a golden age for modern women. It is said that a woman at 30 is a fairy, and I still have four years. I spent a year training to become a fairy. Handa image designer, do you know what a fairy is? A fairy is the highest state of being a woman, and it belongs to the fighter among women. It has both beauty and wisdom, charm and style, making men want to stop."

Huo Shandi, Han Qingluo's little assistant, was stunned. He probably didn't expect me to be so straightforward, so straightforward and shameless.

Han Qingluo looked at me.

He narrowed his eyes, and smiled on the surface: "You are so calm, I will accept you as an apprentice?" He added: "It is not impossible to worship me as a teacher, but you have to show your strength. Come with sincerity."

I rolled my eyes, and then put on a very respectful and sincere expression, and asked very seriously: "I offer tea to you all the time, and kneel down three times and kowtow nine times to your master, is this considered sincerity?"

Han Qing raised his eyebrows and said, "Forget it! Just offer me tea, kneel three times and kowtow to me as a master, and I'm satisfied, so I will naturally accept you as an apprentice."

Depend on!If he picks on the bones and is dissatisfied with me in every possible way, then wouldn't I be playing tricks on him for nothing?Naturally, I wasn't so stupid as to be at my grandma's house, so I would kneel down and kowtow to him so honestly.Now that men and women are equal, not only men have gold under their knees, but women also have gold under their knees, right?
But tea should be respected.

In front of everyone, I poured a cup of tea, held it in front of Han Qingluo respectfully with both hands: "Master, please drink tea."

Han Qingluo took the tea and drank it.Then, he asked hatefully, "What about kneeling three times and knocking nine times?"

I answered irrelevantly: "Master, is the tea still drinkable?"

Han Qingluo didn't know there was any deceit, and replied, "I can barely drink it."

I said, "Oh."

Han Qingluo asked again: "What about kneeling three times and prostrating nine times to pay homage to the master?"

"Huh?" I pretended to be surprised: "Master, haven't you already recognized me as your apprentice? Since you have recognized me as your apprentice, you will naturally follow the new era and new style, and there is no need to kneel and kowtow. Because it is not auspicious to kneel three times and kowtow nine times, that is the etiquette for the dead."

"When did I agree to recognize you as an apprentice?" Han Qingluo glanced at me.

"Master, you are a manly old man. In broad daylight and in full view, you can't be so foolish!" I desperately suppressed my urge to burst out laughing, and said solemnly: "Just now you drank my tea , I also asked you: 'Master, is the tea still drinkable'? You answered me: 'Barely drinkable' - that is not acquiesced that I am your apprentice. Why do you go back on your word now?"

Han Qingluo can't laugh or cry.

I said solemnly again: "Master, don't worry, when you return to the west after a hundred years, I will definitely kneel down and kowtow to you all the time."

Han Qingluo let out a "hum".

Although this guy is usually not very kind, but this time he didn't embarrass me anymore.He looked me over and said, "Surala, your clothes—"

I jumped up: "What's wrong with my clothes?"

Han Qingluo said: "Su Lala, your clothes—well, off-white skirts are suitable for you. You can't wear bright colors, and fancy decorations will completely set off your fresh temperament. Wearing white, the overall feeling is very simple and elegant, and a kind of elegant and fashionable lady's taste is inadvertently revealed."

I glared at him.

I think very carefully that the word "lady" in this girl's mouth is full of irony.However, Han Qingluo's comments on my clothes are very pertinent. I really can't wear brightly colored and fancy clothes. Only simple and elegant clothes can bring out my temperament.

Han Qingluo said: "Your clothes match well today. People with good aesthetic appreciation know how to match clothes, what clothes to wear on their body, what kind of effect they will have, and how to highlight their own advantages. Come, cover up your flaws and make yourself look more perfect and more radiant."

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(End of this chapter)