Getting married by mistake: the embarrassing wife of the cold-faced president

Chapter 83
What is a "married woman"?
A girl who lives to marry.

The term "marriage" originated from "The Era of Marriage" co-authored by Japanese sociologist Masahiro Yamada and reporter Momoko Shirakawa.Marriage people believe that love can never be found, so they always create opportunities for themselves to realize their desire to marry well.If you are looking for marriage like looking for a job, you really belong to the "marriage" family.

In order to express my determination, I always remind myself that I draw up "Plan A of Hunting Love" on the computer:
One: There must be countless "fang grass" a hundred steps away.There are so many good men in this world, they cannot follow Lin Daiyu and die of hemoptysis because of Jia Baoyu.What's so good about Jia Baoyu?It's just that she has a good skin, but Lin Daiyu's life circle is too narrow. Looking at the entire Grand View Garden, Jia Baoyu is the only man, so Lin Daiyu has to hang herself on the tree Jia Baoyu, right?
And I, Su Lala, can't be as stupid as Lin Daiyu, even if I'm going to die, I'll try to find a few more trees.Isn't there a saying, don't give up the whole forest for one tree. "Except Wushan is not a cloud", this sentence is said by people with water in their heads, so there is no need to learn it.

Two: Keep your eyes open. Whenever you encounter a male animal, no matter who it is, as long as it is possible, try to do it. "Only kill the wrong one, never let it go."

Three: Practice facing the mirror a lot. If you can smile and be charming, how can you make your eyes sparkle.What's more, you can't always face the sky without a face. You should not only dress up your appearance brightly, but also pay attention to the connotation.The so-called connotation is to prohibit losing your temper, swearing at people, and other things that damage your perfect image.

In the end, I made a poisonous oath and wrote on the computer: I, Su Lala, must do what I say, and if I violate any of the plans, I will be hit by a car to death when I go out!

After I finished writing, I tilted my head and thought about it, and felt that this punishment was too heavy.

If the ambition is not fulfilled and the vow becomes true, then the gain outweighs the loss—after all, I don’t want to die yet, I’m only 26 years old, and I’m still a virgin, I haven’t enjoyed male/female/female/love, how can I Say die or die?

After thinking about it for a while, I changed my poisonous oath: I, Su Lala, must do what I say, and if I violate any of the plans, my feet will be sprained when I go downstairs, and it will hurt for half a year !

Tilting my head, I thought about it again, half a year of sprained ankle pain is too long, it's better for a month of pain.No matter what, there are 30 days in a month, and the time is not too short.

So, I changed it again: I, Su Lala, must say what I can do, if I violate any of the plans, I will be sprained when I go downstairs, and it will hurt for a month!

Think about it, 30 days a month is still a long time.

I changed it again: I am Su Lala, I must say what I can do, if I violate any of the plans, I will be sprained when I go downstairs, and it will hurt for a week!
In order to keep my memory long, I decided to put this "Love Hunting Plan A" in my QQ mailbox. I will turn on the computer of the magazine when I go to work tomorrow, then print it, and then post it on the bedside. I read it every day to remind myself that I must do it. .

I have two QQs.

One is work QQ, and the other is private chat QQ.I like to send my important documents from my work QQ mailbox to my private chat QQ mailbox for storage.

I uploaded "Love Hunting Plan A" to my work QQ mailbox, and sent it to my private chat QQ mailbox.

After ordering send, I went to pour coffee.

ran across the study.Cheng Yiming went upstairs at some point and was busy working in the study - he likes to take his work home and do it.I looked over from the study and saw Cheng Yiming's profile.

Cheng Yiming is very focused on his work, his tireless silhouette is like a sculpture, his eyes have a deep color, sinking into the half of his face with hard lines and clear outlines, there is a sense of solemnity between his brows, his lips are tightly pursed, that The side, as if it was finely crafted with fine brushwork.

Others say that the grass does not grow under the big tree.But Cheng Yiming, who is the rich second generation, doesn't have the air of an ordinary dude, which is really rare.

I took the coffee and watched Cheng Yiming from afar.

It's so close, but it feels as far away as the world.

Finally, I sighed, took my coffee and went back to the bedroom.While drinking coffee, I saw someone email me.I clicked on my work QQ mailbox, opened the email, and was shocked to death.

That email turned out to be my "Love Hunting Plan A".

Under the poisonous oath I made, there is an extra sentence of hindsight: your life at this time is a disaster (tragedy), and I will try to see if your future life will be a disaster (comedy).

God!I am such an idiot, I actually sent "Love Hunting Plan A" to someone else's QQ mailbox!

Due to the excessive fright, my hands trembled, and the cup I was holding fell to the ground with a clang.The white porcelain cup was very strong, and it didn't break when it fell to the ground and rolled a few times, but half of the cup of coffee spilled all over the floor.

The QQ mailbox I sent by mistake is called Prodigal Yanqing.

I don't know when he added me on QQ.

My friends who work on QQ, except for my colleagues in the magazine, are almost all authors who write articles for me.This prodigal Yanqing seems to have never submitted a manuscript to me.

The prodigal son Yanqing, he must be a fan of "Water Margin".

I also like the character Yan Qing, the prodigal son in "Water Margin".

He is one of the 36 Liangshan heroes, and his status is not considered high. He is the last one in [-] Tiangang. It is said that because he is Lu Junyi's confidant, he barely got it because of Lu Junyi's face.

The cunning rabbit dies and the dog cooks.

There are not many people who die well in the Water Margin, and the prodigal Yan Qing is one of them.He is very smart, with a very high IQ. In the end, he picked up a load of gold, silver and jewels, and left to spend the rest of his life.

Such a wind/flow, who can?

Shi Naian wrote about him:

More than six feet tall, 24 to [-] years old, with a slender waist and broad shoulders, hairpin flowers on the sideburns, and flower embroidery all over her white flesh like snow.What's more, it also plays, plays, sings, dances, disassembles Baidao characters, and Dingzhen continues Ma, everything can't be done, and everything can't be done.It also speaks of the township talk of Zhulu, the city language of Zhuxing Baiyi in the province.What's more, he has the ability to hold a Sichuan crossbow and only use three short arrows. When the arrow hits the object, it doesn't let go.The Ruosai Championship Club, all the prizes there belong to him.This person is full of cleverness and wisdom, and his name is Yanqing.

Later, a funny and talented netizen translated it into modern language description:
Such a man, who is only 24 or [-] years old this year, has a dignified appearance. Needless to say, his demeanor and clothes are generous and decent, which makes people feel comfortable.Now he is the general manager of real estate tycoon Lu Junyi, who speaks English, French, and Spanish, but Chinese, he can understand Dream of the Red Chamber!
I'm idle and bored, playing the piano, taking pictures, drinking red wine, and playing Go.

Judo and karate black belt, usually like to go to the shooting club, No.1 in the national amateur group.Occasionally, Yan Qing also went to Macau and Alaska to play a few games. When she almost didn't lose, she had friends in both black and white, and she was very happy.

I drive a good car, and I plan to go to the United States to participate in a car rally next year.As we all know, the big star Li Shishi is a close friend of the billionaire Mr. Zhao, but she also told the reporter that Yan Qing, whom she really loves in her heart, had the most beautiful days when she danced with Yan Qing on the deck of the yacht and watched fireworks.

Will the person with the Internet name "The Prodigal Yanqing" be the same as the "Prodigal Yanqing" in "Water Margin"?Or, in vain?
unknown.

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(End of this chapter)