I am a BUG in Douluo
Chapter 128
Chapter 128
"Who dares to pretend to be our little monsters and beat people. Let me see." A sturdy middle-aged man has already walked out of Shrek Academy, accompanied by two other middle-aged men, This person is none other than Fudo Ming Wang Zhao Wuji.
"It's really you little monsters." Amidst the loud laughter, Zhao Wuji came up to him.
Dai Mubai immediately gave Zao Wou-ki a big bear hug.
"Easy." Zhao Wou-ki snorted and cried out in pain, why is this kid so strong.
Zao Wou-ki soon saw Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing beside her, who were shining brightly, "You are Rongrong and Zhuqing, right? I haven't seen you for five years, and you have become big girls, and they are even more beautiful. Hey, you Is it Xiao San?" Zhao Wuji rubbed his eyes vigorously, staring at Tang San in disbelief.
Tang San smiled and said: "Isn't it just me? My appearance has changed a bit, let us advance to the academy, and then explain to you. Dean Flender, Vice Dean Liu Erlong, and the teacher, they still Okay?"
"They are all good. Let's go, let's talk about advanced colleges. What are you guys doing, you look like you are on the verge of swords? Are you going to demolish the college?" Zhao Wou-ki pretended to be angry, and reprimanded him, but he smiled happily Not close.
Dai Mubai said, "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, it's not that I didn't recognize Xiaosan."
Tang San said, "When I see the principal and master later, I will explain to you, so as not to repeat it later, but, Ma Hongjun, this child is..."
Ma Hongjun hugged the baby and said, "I'm your daughter, your little aunt."
What the hell?Little aunt?Tang San said, "What little aunt?"
Ma Hongjun said with a smile, "Third Brother, from now on you have to call me... Grandpa, hahaha..."
Logical reasoning of this seniority, I will go to you to take advantage of me!Tang San said with a smile, "Fatty, when did you become so... skinny, I just came, and you forced me to recognize a baby as your aunt?"
Ma Hongjun smiled strangely.
Everyone thought that Ma Hongjun was joking, but Ma Hongjun thought to himself, this is really your aunt, and I am your aunt's godfather again, hehe, I have grown up for several generations all of a sudden, I am so happy.
"Why hasn't Xiao Ao come yet? Could it be that he forgot today's date?" Tang San asked suspiciously.
After listening to him.Ning Rongrong's eye circles couldn't help turning red again, at this moment, everyone had already entered the teaching building, Dai Mubai turned around, and patted Tang San on the shoulder. "Don't ask. Let's talk about it when we see the master later. We haven't seen each other for five years, let's talk about it."
……
When Flender saw Tang San, he couldn't believe it, he thought he was dreaming, or his eyes were dazzled, "Are you Xiao San? God, no wonder the master told me last time that your Blue Silver Grass changed a lot after the second awakening." .It seems to be true. I'm going to be jealous of you, you have a good talent, but now even your appearance has changed. It's really unbelievable."
"Be jealous. It's useless to be jealous. This can only show that I have discerning eyes." Two people came in from the door, it was Grand Master and Liu Erlong who got the news.
When Liu Erlong saw the baby in Ma Hongjun's arms, he hugged the baby without saying a word. The baby was also extremely excited, it's better to be in the arms of the beautiful woman.
Others thought, could this child belong to Teacher Liu Erlong?Because she had a child with the master, but because of her brother and sister status, did Ma Hongjun take the blame?
The baby cried, "Lei Leu, Lei Leu."
Liu Erlong said to Ma Hongjun, "In the kitchen, there is minced meat soup stewed, and I told the cook that it was stewed for two hours for the baby."
Ma Hongjun worried, "But the baby can't digest the meat!"
Liu Erlong said, "That's fine, I've asked for advice, the baby can eat oily meat now, as long as it's stewed enough, it's fine, but, didn't you feed her the meat first?"
"I'm wronged. I took the baby out that day and let the juniors take the baby first. I went to take a shit. Who knew that when I came back from the shit, I heard that I had fed the baby seven or eight pieces of meat." Ma Hongjun gritted his teeth, and after two days I have to go to the public to avenge my personal revenge to relieve my anger.
Liu Erlong gave Ma Hongjun a hard look, Ma Hongjun who was threatened obediently shut up, thinking, whose child is this?Well, not mine either.
"Teacher." Tang San's emotions suddenly became agitated, he could no longer maintain the elegance on his body, turned to face the master, and bowed deeply.
The master supported Tang San's shoulders, and did not let him bow down. There was a smile on his stiff face, and the excitement in his eyes could not be concealed, "It's good to be back, it's good to be back. It seems that your strength has improved again .”
Everyone should get closer. The gatherings in the past five years may not be full of people, but they are unparalleled happiness, as if they have returned to the past.
……
Dai Mubai said to Tang San: "Little San, now you should tell us why you became what you are now. I'm very curious. How can I become more handsome?"
Ma Hongjun said: "You are already a handsome face, why do you want to be handsome? Even if you want to change your appearance, it should be me! Poor me, I am still alone, and no one wants to follow me."
Dai Mubai smiled and said: "Didn't you want to pursue Jiangzhu back then? Why? People ignore you?"
Ma Hongjun said with a bitter face: "After she knew my real age, she ignored me. Is it wrong to be young? But I have been traveling outside for the past few years. For a year and a half, I have been thinking about life in the sea of books. I really feel that the world is too big, and I used to be too short-sighted."
Dai Mubai said, "You, you have grown up."
Ma Hongjun was trembling all over when he recalled, "That year I met the third brother's aunt, that Baili Xianrou, she said she could train me and make me more attractive to girls, I believed it,
As a result, she took me to Zhongyu and locked me in a small black room for a year and a half. Every day, twelve masters took turns guarding me day and night, and eight teachers took turns teaching me, playing piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, poetry and poetry, noble etiquette, and even When eating, sleeping and defecating, someone will watch them specially.
Go to bed at a fixed time every day, and sleep in an incorrect position. Someone will whip you with a whip until you meet the standard. If you don’t sleep until the end, you will be beaten unconscious with a stick.
There is also a specified time for bathing, neither fast nor slow, the posture of bathing and where to start washing must be in accordance with the regulations,
How to sit, how to stand, how to walk, how to eat, anyway, there will be strict rules for every action, even when shitting and squatting, there are people following it, it's too abnormal!
That year and a half was really scarier than the master's devil training. I lost a full hundred catties. "
The others were shocked, what has Ma Hongjun experienced in the past five years?Even aristocratic schools are not so perverted!but……
Ning Rongrong looked at Ma Hongjun, "But you haven't changed much!"
"Wait for me to brew it." Ma Hongjun took a deep breath, exhaled, his standing posture seemed to have changed somewhere, and it seemed that there was no change, but the whole person looked much more energetic, and there was a smile on the corner of his mouth, which was generous and not exaggerated. , like a humble gentleman.
"Teacher, Rongrong, Boss Dai, Xiaosan, look, how are you doing?" Ma Hongjun spoke, his tone was a little different from before, maybe it was a little casual and ordinary just now, but now it's a little lower and hoarse, listen This voice, and looking at this person, I feel a different kind of charm. The conclusion is that it is a noble, elegant and graceful fat man, not a wretched fat man.
(End of this chapter)
"Who dares to pretend to be our little monsters and beat people. Let me see." A sturdy middle-aged man has already walked out of Shrek Academy, accompanied by two other middle-aged men, This person is none other than Fudo Ming Wang Zhao Wuji.
"It's really you little monsters." Amidst the loud laughter, Zhao Wuji came up to him.
Dai Mubai immediately gave Zao Wou-ki a big bear hug.
"Easy." Zhao Wou-ki snorted and cried out in pain, why is this kid so strong.
Zao Wou-ki soon saw Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing beside her, who were shining brightly, "You are Rongrong and Zhuqing, right? I haven't seen you for five years, and you have become big girls, and they are even more beautiful. Hey, you Is it Xiao San?" Zhao Wuji rubbed his eyes vigorously, staring at Tang San in disbelief.
Tang San smiled and said: "Isn't it just me? My appearance has changed a bit, let us advance to the academy, and then explain to you. Dean Flender, Vice Dean Liu Erlong, and the teacher, they still Okay?"
"They are all good. Let's go, let's talk about advanced colleges. What are you guys doing, you look like you are on the verge of swords? Are you going to demolish the college?" Zhao Wou-ki pretended to be angry, and reprimanded him, but he smiled happily Not close.
Dai Mubai said, "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, it's not that I didn't recognize Xiaosan."
Tang San said, "When I see the principal and master later, I will explain to you, so as not to repeat it later, but, Ma Hongjun, this child is..."
Ma Hongjun hugged the baby and said, "I'm your daughter, your little aunt."
What the hell?Little aunt?Tang San said, "What little aunt?"
Ma Hongjun said with a smile, "Third Brother, from now on you have to call me... Grandpa, hahaha..."
Logical reasoning of this seniority, I will go to you to take advantage of me!Tang San said with a smile, "Fatty, when did you become so... skinny, I just came, and you forced me to recognize a baby as your aunt?"
Ma Hongjun smiled strangely.
Everyone thought that Ma Hongjun was joking, but Ma Hongjun thought to himself, this is really your aunt, and I am your aunt's godfather again, hehe, I have grown up for several generations all of a sudden, I am so happy.
"Why hasn't Xiao Ao come yet? Could it be that he forgot today's date?" Tang San asked suspiciously.
After listening to him.Ning Rongrong's eye circles couldn't help turning red again, at this moment, everyone had already entered the teaching building, Dai Mubai turned around, and patted Tang San on the shoulder. "Don't ask. Let's talk about it when we see the master later. We haven't seen each other for five years, let's talk about it."
……
When Flender saw Tang San, he couldn't believe it, he thought he was dreaming, or his eyes were dazzled, "Are you Xiao San? God, no wonder the master told me last time that your Blue Silver Grass changed a lot after the second awakening." .It seems to be true. I'm going to be jealous of you, you have a good talent, but now even your appearance has changed. It's really unbelievable."
"Be jealous. It's useless to be jealous. This can only show that I have discerning eyes." Two people came in from the door, it was Grand Master and Liu Erlong who got the news.
When Liu Erlong saw the baby in Ma Hongjun's arms, he hugged the baby without saying a word. The baby was also extremely excited, it's better to be in the arms of the beautiful woman.
Others thought, could this child belong to Teacher Liu Erlong?Because she had a child with the master, but because of her brother and sister status, did Ma Hongjun take the blame?
The baby cried, "Lei Leu, Lei Leu."
Liu Erlong said to Ma Hongjun, "In the kitchen, there is minced meat soup stewed, and I told the cook that it was stewed for two hours for the baby."
Ma Hongjun worried, "But the baby can't digest the meat!"
Liu Erlong said, "That's fine, I've asked for advice, the baby can eat oily meat now, as long as it's stewed enough, it's fine, but, didn't you feed her the meat first?"
"I'm wronged. I took the baby out that day and let the juniors take the baby first. I went to take a shit. Who knew that when I came back from the shit, I heard that I had fed the baby seven or eight pieces of meat." Ma Hongjun gritted his teeth, and after two days I have to go to the public to avenge my personal revenge to relieve my anger.
Liu Erlong gave Ma Hongjun a hard look, Ma Hongjun who was threatened obediently shut up, thinking, whose child is this?Well, not mine either.
"Teacher." Tang San's emotions suddenly became agitated, he could no longer maintain the elegance on his body, turned to face the master, and bowed deeply.
The master supported Tang San's shoulders, and did not let him bow down. There was a smile on his stiff face, and the excitement in his eyes could not be concealed, "It's good to be back, it's good to be back. It seems that your strength has improved again .”
Everyone should get closer. The gatherings in the past five years may not be full of people, but they are unparalleled happiness, as if they have returned to the past.
……
Dai Mubai said to Tang San: "Little San, now you should tell us why you became what you are now. I'm very curious. How can I become more handsome?"
Ma Hongjun said: "You are already a handsome face, why do you want to be handsome? Even if you want to change your appearance, it should be me! Poor me, I am still alone, and no one wants to follow me."
Dai Mubai smiled and said: "Didn't you want to pursue Jiangzhu back then? Why? People ignore you?"
Ma Hongjun said with a bitter face: "After she knew my real age, she ignored me. Is it wrong to be young? But I have been traveling outside for the past few years. For a year and a half, I have been thinking about life in the sea of books. I really feel that the world is too big, and I used to be too short-sighted."
Dai Mubai said, "You, you have grown up."
Ma Hongjun was trembling all over when he recalled, "That year I met the third brother's aunt, that Baili Xianrou, she said she could train me and make me more attractive to girls, I believed it,
As a result, she took me to Zhongyu and locked me in a small black room for a year and a half. Every day, twelve masters took turns guarding me day and night, and eight teachers took turns teaching me, playing piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, poetry and poetry, noble etiquette, and even When eating, sleeping and defecating, someone will watch them specially.
Go to bed at a fixed time every day, and sleep in an incorrect position. Someone will whip you with a whip until you meet the standard. If you don’t sleep until the end, you will be beaten unconscious with a stick.
There is also a specified time for bathing, neither fast nor slow, the posture of bathing and where to start washing must be in accordance with the regulations,
How to sit, how to stand, how to walk, how to eat, anyway, there will be strict rules for every action, even when shitting and squatting, there are people following it, it's too abnormal!
That year and a half was really scarier than the master's devil training. I lost a full hundred catties. "
The others were shocked, what has Ma Hongjun experienced in the past five years?Even aristocratic schools are not so perverted!but……
Ning Rongrong looked at Ma Hongjun, "But you haven't changed much!"
"Wait for me to brew it." Ma Hongjun took a deep breath, exhaled, his standing posture seemed to have changed somewhere, and it seemed that there was no change, but the whole person looked much more energetic, and there was a smile on the corner of his mouth, which was generous and not exaggerated. , like a humble gentleman.
"Teacher, Rongrong, Boss Dai, Xiaosan, look, how are you doing?" Ma Hongjun spoke, his tone was a little different from before, maybe it was a little casual and ordinary just now, but now it's a little lower and hoarse, listen This voice, and looking at this person, I feel a different kind of charm. The conclusion is that it is a noble, elegant and graceful fat man, not a wretched fat man.
(End of this chapter)
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