I am a BUG in Douluo

Chapter 135

"It's gone, it's gone." Baili Xianrou said, "Ma Hongjun, Tang San, come here, I have something to tell you."

Ma Hongjun was surprised, what is it, I still have my share?
Baili Xianrou led the two to the office. After confirming that there were only three of them, she said, "Ma Hongjun, Tang San, don't call me aunt from now on."

Ma Hongjun immediately understood, "It's a little bit old because of the difference in seniority, I understand, I'll call her sister from now on."

"It's not the reason, that, I'm a man."

"Male...male?"

The two felt that their ears were hallucinating.

Ma Hongjun stared at Baili's delicate chest and asked, "Then this..."

Baili Xianrou took off two cushions from her chest, and her chest immediately flattened, "Is there any problem? Do you want me to take out the ones below and compare their sizes with you?"

This……

"What's wrong with you, you always wear women's clothing." Tang San felt like he was dreaming, did his aunt become an uncle?
Baili Xianrou blinked and blinked, "Isn't it pretty?"

"Ugh~" Ma Hongjun couldn't help retching, just saying, Baili Xianrou is so good-looking, I'm not interested in it, I never thought it was a man.

Tang San's expression was very ugly, "Auntie~ no, uncle, are you changing into men's clothes in the future, that's fine, so as not to be misunderstood."

"No change." Baili Xianrou directly vetoed, "This face is suitable for women's clothing..."

Tang San was ashamed, uncle is a pervert, what should I do, wait online, urgent...

"From now on, don't call me uncle or aunt, just call me Baili. I'm not a few years older than you."

...Ma Hongjun couldn't accept the fact that Baili Xianrou was a man for a long time...

"Chichi, Chichi, Wan Wan, Wan Wan." The baby waved his small fists and screamed non-stop.

Baili Xianrou hugged the baby, rested her head on her forehead, and said softly, "Okay, yes, yes, um, um, okay, that's it."

Baili Xianrou let go of the baby, returned the baby to Ma Hongjun, and said, "Her, leave it to you. She is a girl who is easily afraid of the cold and has no original soul bone and soul ring protection. Apart from growing fast, she is as fragile as ordinary children. gone."

"Is that how it goes?"

Baili Xianrou couldn't do it either, so she released her soul skills and flew away.

"Let's go..." Ma Hongjun hugged the baby, well, although I like the baby, there's no need to keep throwing it to me, they are all relatives, wouldn't it be better to give it to Tang San!
She lowered her head and looked at the baby in doubt. Originally, Baili Xianrou planned to stay. The baby must have conveyed something to him, but... such a small person can't even understand the words!Forget it, just take it.

A few days later, Oscar arrived, and the seven monsters finally gathered. When Ma Hongjun heard that Oscar was coming, he was so excited that he immediately hugged the baby and wanted to meet him, but Tang San stopped him, "The baby just peed on your pants, you At least go back and change your pants!"

"Ah? Good!" Ma Hongjun hugged the baby and ran quickly. There was no way, the baby was too small, although he would scream when he wanted to, but it was inevitable that he would be negligent, for example, in a dream, he would shush by the way.

In the past few days, Ma Hongjun was thinking about giving the baby some harder food, such as porridge, maybe it would be impossible to just eat water and milk.

After Ma Hongjun briefed Oscar, he stuffed the baby to Tang San next to him, and gave Oscar a big hug, "Xiao Ao, long time no see, he is taller than me."

Oscar was very excited, and punched Ma Hongjun, "Your boy is shorter than me, it looks like you've lost weight!"

Ma Hongjun rubbed his chest and punched back, "Your strength is great!"

The two wrestled into a ball, scratching their heads and scratching their heads. The friendship between these men was very strange, and it was uncomfortable to meet without a fight.

Tired from playing, we sat with our shoulders crossed and our backs crossed.

"It's so far away, I invite you to dinner." Ma Hongjun proudly took out a bamboo tube of rice from the Horcrux storage.

Oscar was so startled that his eyes almost fell out, "It's really delicious!"

Ma Hongjun said with a smile, "This rice is delicious. The baby likes it very much. Every time I bring some, when the baby is hungry, I break it up and mash some milk to feed her."

Baby?Oh, yes, Ma Hongjun came in with a child in his arms when he first came in.

Oscar looked at the little doll in Tang San's arms. Tang San had a rabbit in his left hand and a baby in his right. The baby was pulling the rabbit and playing with its ears, looking very happy.

Ma Hongjun carried the baby over and approached Oscar, "Come here, take a look, this, my daughter."

Oscar lamented, I haven't seen him for five years, Ma Hongjun's cubs are already this big!
Ning Rongrong next to him said, "If you don't come here, you will take advantage of Third Brother."

Ma Hongjun smiled strangely, "Picking up a cheap grandson for nothing, wow..."

Oscar is dumb, what is the situation, this is, what logic.

"Lei Leu, Lei Leu..." The baby saw the meat on the table, kicked his calves vigorously, and the whole body wanted to pounce on it, but it was a pity that he couldn't get it because he was hugged by Ma Hongjun.

Oscar asked, "This is..."

Ma Hongjun said with a smile, "It's a long story, I'll talk about it slowly later, come on, let us see your strength."

Oscar said to Tang San, "Little San, lend me a drop of your blood."

Tang San readily gave Oscar a drop of blood.

Ma Hongjun said, "Borrow? Xiao Ao, how do you pay back the loan? Even if you pay it back, can that mistress still use it? If you don't pay it back, you don't need to borrow it!"

The others were speechless, since when did Ma Hongjun become so horny.

Oscar used the sixth soul ability, ate his own sausage, and then... there was no more.

Tang San said, "Hurry up and show us the effect of your sixth spirit ability."

Oscar chuckled, and said: "To show the effect, you always need an opponent. Forget it, fat man, come on, we haven't seen each other for so many years, let's talk first, let's make love."

Without hesitation, Ma Hongjun immediately vetoed it, "No."

Oscar, "No way, it's so embarrassing."

Ma Hongjun hugged the baby, "I have a baby now, beating and killing is not good for the baby's growth."

In fact, Ma Hongjun was influenced by Zhongyu's education, there must be monsters when things go wrong, and there is no way to make me look bad.

Ning Rongrong hugged the baby from Ma Hongjun, and stepped aside, "Go, let me hold the baby, I won't let her see it."

It's not easy for Ma Hongjun to snatch Ning Rongrong from his arms, so let's do it, let's fight, even though it's tricky from the knowledge analysis, Ma Hongjun still thinks that Oscar is just a support, where can he go.

"Since Rong Rong is like this, then come!"

While speaking, the vines of blue silver grass rose up, Ma Hongjun subconsciously looked at Tang San, but Tang San didn't move, so this blue silver grass... Could it be Oscar?The sixth soul skill.

Because he underestimated the enemy, Ma Hongjun was already trapped. Ma Hongjun used his soul skills to break through the cage and put pressure on him with the line of fire.

Oscar smashed it down with a hammer.

"I'm X!" Ma Hongjun swears directly, and there is still a hammer!It's the same as Xiaosan's hair, what the hell? "Twins? You can have this!"

It's a pity that Oscar's ability can only last for 1 minute. Ma Hongjun sighed, "Oscar, so fast!"

What?Why are these words so awkward.

"Sneak attack is okay, it's not good to fight openly."

Say who can't, men can't!
(End of this chapter)