I am a BUG in Douluo
Chapter 146
Chapter 146
Ma Hongjun always felt that something was wrong, if it was just like this, just call me over, why knock me out with a stick.
Baili Xianrou wouldn't tell him that he just wanted to beat him up.
Ruirui was very sad over there, and Ma Hongjun was not feeling well here, and he was always in a panic for some reason.
After Baili Xianrou coaxed Ruirui well, she handed a few bottles to Ma Hongjun and said, "I'm going back to the Central Region in two months, the white bottle is for Master, and the white and blue bottle is for Tang San. And this A piece of gold jewelry, if you have a woman you want to spend your life with, bring it to the border, and someone will contact me when the time comes."
Ma Hongjun asked, "Why don't you give it to Xiaosan yourself, he shouldn't have gone far."
"He has too many thoughts and is too troublesome."
Ma Hongjun thought to himself, why does this sentence feel weird? Is it because Tang San has too much heart, or is it that I am stupid!
Baili Xianrou patted Ma Hongjun's shoulder twice and said, "Don't think too much, just grab your things and leave. If you meet Ruirui on the way back, be clear about your attitude and keep a firm distance from her. She's fine." Be patient, it will come back when the time comes."
"Okay." Ma Hongjun agreed very simply.
Based on his performance last time, Baili Xianrou should follow suit.
Baili Xianju said, "That's it. You go first. I'll finish the business here and find an excellent woman to send you off. It's from your mainland. Don't worry that you won't be able to be together because of the boundary. If you like her I want to be with her forever, take her to meet me at the junction."
"Looking for..." Ma Hongjun was a little expectant.
Baili Xianrou took out a booklet, each page recorded a person's information, Baili Xianrou opened the first page, and said, "I have temporarily prepared 63 according to your aesthetic standards, how about you It’s better to look at that first.”
Ma Hongjun casually flipped through the brochures. There were lifelike portraits on the pamphlet, as well as detailed descriptions of martial spirits, skills, personalities, living habits, and survivability.
There are all kinds of beauties, and the eyes are a bit blurry. If there are a few ugly ones, one of them may be selected, but if they are all beauties, it feels nothing special.
Baili Xianrou turned to a few pages, clicked on one and said, "I think this is good. Wuhun is also a fire attribute, with a gentle and virtuous personality, and can cook good dishes. The only disadvantage is that he is too virtuous, which will make life lose some fun. But such a good wife.
There is also this one, which is more lively and enchanting, with basic daily life skills. The disadvantage is that it is too attractive to other opposite sexes. If you are not capable enough, it will be difficult to control, but warming the bed is enough.
I think this one is the best, its figure, personality, and life skills are all good, but its appearance is relatively the worst in this roster..."
Ma Hongjun stared blankly at Baili Xianrou, where did you get the information of so many people, such an excellent person, why should people listen to you.
Baili Xianrou said with a disgusted look in his eyes, "What the hell is that look, you can't see me! Brother, wake up, I'm a man! I like women."
Ma Hongjun (¬_¬)...vomit~
"Just kidding. I don't think you are ready to choose anyone. You go first. For the sake of calling me uncle, I will definitely find the best one for you."
Suddenly, Baili Xianrou has the potential to be a matchmaker.
Compared with the previous Lan Xin, the former Lan Xin was just a talker, and to put it nicely, he just didn't act, or was procrastinating. In contrast, Baili Xianrou's kind of action is really acting.
In fact, Baili Xianrou also wanted to procrastinate, but the situation was special. My sister fell in love with such a guy. The key is that the two of them are not in the same realm. This is destined to be a bitter thought. Before something worse happens, This seedling must be strangled.
Ma Hongjun didn't know what was going on, although he was envious of other people living together, but he really wanted to act and didn't really want to find a partner.
Ma Hongjun left with his things, and Ruirui secretly watched him off.
Lan Xin looked at it and sighed, "What kind of vision does your family have? It's fine that your sister likes such ordinary-looking people, you are still a young girl."
"I'm not!" Baili Xianrou roared.Really, what the hell is going on in this guy's mind!
Lan Xin smiled lewdly and said, "Okay, okay, no, no, it's not that you are still a virgin."
"I'll go! What kind of look is that in your eyes? I'm the one who's waiting for me! Do you think I'm a harem girl! See one and love the other, bah." Baili Xianju said, "Then you say so , you are not normal, and you have never seen a partner beside you."
Lan Xin rolled her eyes, "How do you know that I don't have one? What's more, this world is the real world for you and the game world for me. Would you fall in love with game NPCs? Unless it's an otaku.
In addition, there is a man who prowls around pretending to be a woman with his orchid fingers up every day. "
"You guys are prejudiced. Clothes are divided into men and women? Women can wear blue pants, but men can't wear pink skirts!" Baili Xianrou argued.
Lan Xin said, "I'm not talking about clothes, I'm talking about you making people misunderstand you as a beauty and seducing others. Could it be that your true love is a man?"
"I'm playing tricks on others, okay, I'll hit you if you're doing this!" Baili Xianrou raised his fists that couldn't pose any threat.
Lan Xin patted her chest, "Oh, I'm so scared! I'm going to find Ruirui to protect me."
What is this big guy thinking!It can't be the legendary rotten girl!Huh... goosebumps popped out.
……
Ma Hongjun went back to his parents. Although he had no relatives there, at least there were people who had helped him in that village. When he went back to meet his former acquaintances, he left, maybe never going back again.
After bidding farewell to those people, Ma Hongjun embarked on the road back to the academy. Ma Hongjun made up his mind, went back to work with his brothers, and strived to achieve a resounding career. By then, he would be a super celebrity, the kind admired by thousands of people .
On the way back to school, in the hotel back to school, Ma Hongjun opened the door of his room, took a look, huh?Got the wrong room?Look at the card outside, that's right.
Ma Hongjun opened the room again, it was wrong!How can there be someone? "That, beauty, this is my room."
Beauty P, wearing a hood at night only reveals two eyes, I don't know what she looks like, but I can tell that she is a woman based on her clothes and figure.
The woman stood at the window and looked at Ma Hongjun. She stretched out her hands and said nothing.
Ma Hongjun didn't know what she meant, so he asked, "Beauty, did something drop? You lived in this room before?"
The woman withdrew her hand, walked around the table and rushed towards Ma Hongjun.
Ma Hongjun was taken aback, but he didn't refuse, wow, breasts... so big, so soft, although his heart beat faster, he still pretended to tidy up and pushed him kissingly, fearing that he would push him away. "Beauty, let me go, who are you?"
The woman lifted her hood and looked at Ma Hongjun eagerly.
Ma Hongjun was surprised, "Baby!"
Why is she here, shouldn't she follow Baili Xianrou?Live here by chance?its not right!Don't go this way!
Thinking of Baili Xianrou telling Ma Hongjun to push Ruirui away.
(End of this chapter)
Ma Hongjun always felt that something was wrong, if it was just like this, just call me over, why knock me out with a stick.
Baili Xianrou wouldn't tell him that he just wanted to beat him up.
Ruirui was very sad over there, and Ma Hongjun was not feeling well here, and he was always in a panic for some reason.
After Baili Xianrou coaxed Ruirui well, she handed a few bottles to Ma Hongjun and said, "I'm going back to the Central Region in two months, the white bottle is for Master, and the white and blue bottle is for Tang San. And this A piece of gold jewelry, if you have a woman you want to spend your life with, bring it to the border, and someone will contact me when the time comes."
Ma Hongjun asked, "Why don't you give it to Xiaosan yourself, he shouldn't have gone far."
"He has too many thoughts and is too troublesome."
Ma Hongjun thought to himself, why does this sentence feel weird? Is it because Tang San has too much heart, or is it that I am stupid!
Baili Xianrou patted Ma Hongjun's shoulder twice and said, "Don't think too much, just grab your things and leave. If you meet Ruirui on the way back, be clear about your attitude and keep a firm distance from her. She's fine." Be patient, it will come back when the time comes."
"Okay." Ma Hongjun agreed very simply.
Based on his performance last time, Baili Xianrou should follow suit.
Baili Xianju said, "That's it. You go first. I'll finish the business here and find an excellent woman to send you off. It's from your mainland. Don't worry that you won't be able to be together because of the boundary. If you like her I want to be with her forever, take her to meet me at the junction."
"Looking for..." Ma Hongjun was a little expectant.
Baili Xianrou took out a booklet, each page recorded a person's information, Baili Xianrou opened the first page, and said, "I have temporarily prepared 63 according to your aesthetic standards, how about you It’s better to look at that first.”
Ma Hongjun casually flipped through the brochures. There were lifelike portraits on the pamphlet, as well as detailed descriptions of martial spirits, skills, personalities, living habits, and survivability.
There are all kinds of beauties, and the eyes are a bit blurry. If there are a few ugly ones, one of them may be selected, but if they are all beauties, it feels nothing special.
Baili Xianrou turned to a few pages, clicked on one and said, "I think this is good. Wuhun is also a fire attribute, with a gentle and virtuous personality, and can cook good dishes. The only disadvantage is that he is too virtuous, which will make life lose some fun. But such a good wife.
There is also this one, which is more lively and enchanting, with basic daily life skills. The disadvantage is that it is too attractive to other opposite sexes. If you are not capable enough, it will be difficult to control, but warming the bed is enough.
I think this one is the best, its figure, personality, and life skills are all good, but its appearance is relatively the worst in this roster..."
Ma Hongjun stared blankly at Baili Xianrou, where did you get the information of so many people, such an excellent person, why should people listen to you.
Baili Xianrou said with a disgusted look in his eyes, "What the hell is that look, you can't see me! Brother, wake up, I'm a man! I like women."
Ma Hongjun (¬_¬)...vomit~
"Just kidding. I don't think you are ready to choose anyone. You go first. For the sake of calling me uncle, I will definitely find the best one for you."
Suddenly, Baili Xianrou has the potential to be a matchmaker.
Compared with the previous Lan Xin, the former Lan Xin was just a talker, and to put it nicely, he just didn't act, or was procrastinating. In contrast, Baili Xianrou's kind of action is really acting.
In fact, Baili Xianrou also wanted to procrastinate, but the situation was special. My sister fell in love with such a guy. The key is that the two of them are not in the same realm. This is destined to be a bitter thought. Before something worse happens, This seedling must be strangled.
Ma Hongjun didn't know what was going on, although he was envious of other people living together, but he really wanted to act and didn't really want to find a partner.
Ma Hongjun left with his things, and Ruirui secretly watched him off.
Lan Xin looked at it and sighed, "What kind of vision does your family have? It's fine that your sister likes such ordinary-looking people, you are still a young girl."
"I'm not!" Baili Xianrou roared.Really, what the hell is going on in this guy's mind!
Lan Xin smiled lewdly and said, "Okay, okay, no, no, it's not that you are still a virgin."
"I'll go! What kind of look is that in your eyes? I'm the one who's waiting for me! Do you think I'm a harem girl! See one and love the other, bah." Baili Xianju said, "Then you say so , you are not normal, and you have never seen a partner beside you."
Lan Xin rolled her eyes, "How do you know that I don't have one? What's more, this world is the real world for you and the game world for me. Would you fall in love with game NPCs? Unless it's an otaku.
In addition, there is a man who prowls around pretending to be a woman with his orchid fingers up every day. "
"You guys are prejudiced. Clothes are divided into men and women? Women can wear blue pants, but men can't wear pink skirts!" Baili Xianrou argued.
Lan Xin said, "I'm not talking about clothes, I'm talking about you making people misunderstand you as a beauty and seducing others. Could it be that your true love is a man?"
"I'm playing tricks on others, okay, I'll hit you if you're doing this!" Baili Xianrou raised his fists that couldn't pose any threat.
Lan Xin patted her chest, "Oh, I'm so scared! I'm going to find Ruirui to protect me."
What is this big guy thinking!It can't be the legendary rotten girl!Huh... goosebumps popped out.
……
Ma Hongjun went back to his parents. Although he had no relatives there, at least there were people who had helped him in that village. When he went back to meet his former acquaintances, he left, maybe never going back again.
After bidding farewell to those people, Ma Hongjun embarked on the road back to the academy. Ma Hongjun made up his mind, went back to work with his brothers, and strived to achieve a resounding career. By then, he would be a super celebrity, the kind admired by thousands of people .
On the way back to school, in the hotel back to school, Ma Hongjun opened the door of his room, took a look, huh?Got the wrong room?Look at the card outside, that's right.
Ma Hongjun opened the room again, it was wrong!How can there be someone? "That, beauty, this is my room."
Beauty P, wearing a hood at night only reveals two eyes, I don't know what she looks like, but I can tell that she is a woman based on her clothes and figure.
The woman stood at the window and looked at Ma Hongjun. She stretched out her hands and said nothing.
Ma Hongjun didn't know what she meant, so he asked, "Beauty, did something drop? You lived in this room before?"
The woman withdrew her hand, walked around the table and rushed towards Ma Hongjun.
Ma Hongjun was taken aback, but he didn't refuse, wow, breasts... so big, so soft, although his heart beat faster, he still pretended to tidy up and pushed him kissingly, fearing that he would push him away. "Beauty, let me go, who are you?"
The woman lifted her hood and looked at Ma Hongjun eagerly.
Ma Hongjun was surprised, "Baby!"
Why is she here, shouldn't she follow Baili Xianrou?Live here by chance?its not right!Don't go this way!
Thinking of Baili Xianrou telling Ma Hongjun to push Ruirui away.
(End of this chapter)
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