I am a BUG in Douluo

Chapter 153 I wrote this originally because I had this dream

I dreamed that I was a native of Douluo Continent, and I was starting to awaken my martial soul... It's a lie, I don't have a martial soul...

Then Tang San was right next to me, I quickly hugged his thigh.

Because there is only one work-study student, and I don't have a martial soul, so my family spent money to install a fake martial soul for me, and I spent money to enter the school?
Wait, isn't my family very poor?Where did the money come from?Forget about these details.

We entered the school, Tang San worshiped the master as his teacher, and I was in charge of being the protagonist's leg pendant every day, what?Xiao Wu?who?Can you take me off the hook?Don't stop yelling at me for hugging the protagonist's thigh.

Tang San was angry, desperate, and numb in the end.Think I am sick.

I?Yes, I am sick!Why do I hold your thigh when I'm not sick, the protagonist, please cover me!
Then when we arrived at Shrek Entrance, when the teacher who tested at the door wanted to feel the bone age of Tang San's legs, he saw me hugging Tang San's thighs, showing a row of uneven teeth and giving off bad breath, and then I He was kicked away.

I said I wanted to join Shrek, but in the end, I didn't have enough qualifications, so let's go to sleep.

No, how can I leave the protagonist without hugging his thigh tightly!

So I spent money into Shrek, I wondered, wait, I seem to be very poor, where did I get the money?Forget it.

The protagonist trained me to eat melons next to them to cheer them up mentally.

When the protagonist is resting, I hug his thigh.

Wait, doesn't anyone think it's weird that I've hugged someone's thigh for so many years?

There is another question, I hugged the protagonist's thigh, what the hell is the hero and heroine still falling in love?

Well, some details don't matter, the gang somehow overlooked me.

The protagonist went to the Soul Fighting Arena, and I was still hugging the protagonist's thigh.

The question is, are these people blind?They ignored all of them, didn't you find anything abnormal?

Wait, why am I hugging the protagonist's thigh?

Wasn't it just for fun at first?Why can't this come down!
visual zoom...

I go!How did I become the external spirit bone of the leg!your sister!How did it change!Illogical!
Well, there is never logic to dreaming.

In the 7v7 team match, a pair of particularly weird ones opened up on the opposite side. 6 and the battle soul master joined a table of three to fight the landlord, and the remaining one was a support to fight with the protagonists.

What the hell are they all!Then the assistant girl faced the seven of them with a Wuhun stick, her feet were still shaking.

On the other side, are you cheating on your teammates?

In the end, the protagonist actually lost, what's the situation, let the water go?In less than ten seconds, seven against one, and being resigned by one person?Is this still an assist?Isn't the support in the book ineffective?You are a wool assistant!
Also, you are so awesome in fighting, why are your legs shaking!
Then I don’t know who told me that this person was caught playing games by his mother before the battle, and he was punished to kneel on the keyboard for an hour...

This is all about what, I can't complain!
A month later, 28 consecutive victories in the team competition?Didn't you lose a game?Did you guys forget about getting shit out of a certain support in ten seconds?How come everyone lost their memory!Lost even the scoreboard?broken?Broken circuit?
After this round of training, the teacher took the students to drink, saying that there is really no problem with this group of underage drinking?

By the way, you drank so much wine, what the hell are you not drunk.Is this the legendary fake wine?
In the morning, Ma Hongjun brought a girl back, saying it was his girlfriend. That girl was very good-looking and tall, at least 1.8 meters long, with big breasts and thin waist.The two snuggle together happily.

By the way, girl, are you blind?Ma Hongjun looks average, he is rounder than a ball, and his eyes are wretched. What do you like about him?
As a result, the girl turned into a man!
The big guy in women's clothing made me tremble, but the people here don't mind, is the style of painting so peculiar?
A cool Bingshan girl came and said she had a marriage contract with Tang San, and then Tang San's parents came and took Tang San away?In other words, what should the heroine do if the male protagonist picks her up?

Now I am no longer a soul bone, but a human being.

I wanted to comfort the heroine, but the heroine told me that he didn't like Tang San, and he just regarded Tang San as his brother, and then hugged a rabbit and said it was her husband.Although she cultivated into a human form, the aesthetics and racial segregation remained the same.

Uh... That makes sense, so it was my illusion that I saw you show your affection before?

I don't know where a pair of twins came out, and they started to make a fuss. I don't know if others dislike them. In short, I dislike them. What the hell?Forget it, I'd better go find the male protagonist and hug his thigh.

On the way to find the protagonist... yes, I was woken up by urinating...

(End of this chapter)