I am a BUG in Douluo

Chapter 89, Chapter 89, who is cooking shit

Chapter 89, Chapter 89, who is cooking shit

Baili Xianrou took a bath in the guest room and changed clothes. Bing Linghu's saliva was sticky. Baili Xianrou took off the whole layer of skin and rinsed it carefully with water. After washing it, she left it to dry.

Then he took another bucket of water out of the tub, closed the doors and windows, made sure no one was peeping, and then cut a hole in his body, and a thin layer of transparent close-fitting stuff was torn off, tearing off his face When it was time, some places changed the color, became darker and thicker, until it was all torn off, I thought it was his real face, but was slapped in the end.

And if it appeared, it was exactly what Tang San saw with his purple gold ink pupils, beautiful and bewitching, male and female indistinguishable.

Maybe even Baili Xianrou's good friend Xu Sisi doesn't know that Baili Xianrou has so many skins!
Baili Xianrou threw the torn skin into the water and soaked it, went into the big bathtub to wash it, sprayed it with special potion, shaved her hair into a bald head, and then took out a new piece of skin , quickly put on.

Then he took out another sheet with the forehead covered, and pasted it with long hair fluttering leather, and it became another look.

Finally, I opened the window and made detailed adjustments with the tools and the freshly washed skin next to the window. It can be clearly seen that the skin has cracks on the face and hands.

Xu Sisi poked her head out of the window, scolded the pervert, and jumped down.

Baili Xianrou scolded, "You're the pervert. This is the second floor. You jumped up from below to peep at others and call them perverts. You're insane!"

Xu Sisi called out, "In broad daylight, you don't wear clothes in other people's guest rooms, are you sick?"

"I want you to care! I don't have to wear pants. It's not like you haven't seen a shirtless person before, you're sick!" Baili Xianrou cursed, but her hands didn't stop, "It's disgusting, Bing Linghu's saliva It can actually dissolve my skin, it’s really disgusting, in front of it in the future, I have to wear a raincoat, the kind that wraps my whole body.”

"Then take your time, make up, I'll go and see those little guys training."

Baili Xianrou thought, she probably didn't see it, otherwise she wouldn't be so calm.

"Baili, come out from Baili..."

Why?Who called me?The man's voice, about forty years old's voice, unfamiliar, don't know him, don't care about him.

Baili Xianrou heard it, but didn't care, and spent an hour repairing the leather, putting it on, and dressing up before going out.

As soon as I opened the door, I heard someone calling, "Baili, come out and go to the woods in the backyard..."

Baili Xianrou looked around, but couldn't see anyone, so he ignored him, if you asked me to come out, I would come out!That's not very shameful.

Baili Xianrou happily ignored it, and then entered the kitchen. The person who was cooking for everyone saw Baili Xianrou come in and said, "Guest, it's past meal time now, this is the student cafeteria, no more cooking, The west kitchen is for entertaining guests."

It means that if you want to eat, go to the opposite kitchen.

Baili Xianrou smiled softly, "I'm here to make some snacks for my nephew, and there was no one here, so I came here."

"It turns out that there are not many ingredients here, why don't we go to the West Kitchen to get some!"

"Thank you, no need, I have brought my own ingredients."

Baili Xianrou took out the ingredients, and the skilled knife skills and exquisite knife workmanship made the chef on the side appreciate it very much. At first glance, she felt that she was a good wife and mother.

The moment the auxiliary materials were prepared and the main ingredients were taken out, the chef immediately overturned his previous thinking, Nima, is this shit?It's still yellow-green!It doesn't smell worse than shit, no, I'm going to suffocate, and then I foam at the mouth and faint on the ground.

Swear to never let him in the kitchen again, horrible.

Baili Xianrou cut the staple food into pieces and squeezed it into the oil pan. Originally, it was only the kitchen that stinks, but it turned out that the fried food was fragrant... vomit...

"Crazy! Who is cooking shit!"

Half of the nearby people fainted, half of them were foaming at the mouth while they were fainting, and those who were far away clutched their noses and fled cursing.

Flender, who was watching the children training with the master, held his nose and cursed, "Who is it! Are you a dog? Cook shit? You're sick! You're cooking shit in school!"

Ma Hongjun vomited all over the floor, "Who is it? Ugh..."

Xu Sisi, who was watching the fun, smelled the scent and said, "Wow! It smells so good!"

Everyone in the audience looked at her with incredible expressions, Xiang?Is your nose broken, or our nose is broken, the soul is smoked, and it still smells fragrant!I X!

Xu Sisi smiled and said, "Little San, it seems that Baili really cares about you. You are lucky. Baili doesn't cook easily. Our chefs in Zhongyu are divided into yellow, black and red chefs. Those who are waiting are yellow belts, the highest level is red belts, and their cooking skills are in the middle. Baili is the number one red belt magic chef in the central region. Be the first."

Wait, Baili...

Ma Hongjun, Oscar, Dai Mubai, recalled the smell of yesterday's fish, trembling, yesterday's at least still had a fragrance, today's... couldn't help but look at Tang San with pity.

Tang San also expressed his embarrassment, if he really brought it over, should he eat it or not?After all, it was someone who worked so hard to do it. If someone else could refuse it, but that is my aunt, it's really embarrassing.

Xu Sisi said, "Tang San, you can tell that the ingredients of this dish are different from yesterday's fish by smelling it. This is brought from Zhongyu. If you don't want to eat it, you can put it away first. It might save your life sometime. If you really don't want it, you can give it to me, and I will be happy to help you."

After 10 minutes, the stench dissipated, and Baili Xianrou was ready to put it away, ready to send it to Tang San.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he walked out of the kitchen, a man in black robes appeared in front of him, wearing a one-piece cap and cloak. This man had a big beard and deep eyes. He looked like a person with a story. Standing in front of Baili Xianrou, he blocked stopped his way.

The man said in a calm voice, "Come with me."

Baili Xianrou glanced at this person outside, uh... I don't know... she refused with a smile, then turned around and left.

As soon as he turned around, the man grabbed Baili Xianrou's shoulders, lifted Baili Xianrou and ran away without any rejection, to the grove inside the school.

Baili Xianrou was very calm, she didn't yell or yell, and when this person put him down, she took two steps back and moved away from him, not because he was strong and afraid of him, but because of this person's appearance and beard. If you don't shave, Baili Xianrou expresses her disgust. I'm a clean freak.

The man said in a low voice, "Your name is Baili, and you are very calm."

Baili Xianrou stared at him for a long time, shook her head, unable to remember, "I don't know you, you don't have the imprint of Zhongyu, so you probably don't know me either."

The person didn't answer the question, but turned around and said, "You like to pretend to be a liar. It's fun to tease children with a fake face? I have some pastries here. You can try them."

There was an extra food box in this person's hand. When the food box was opened, there were various pastries.

Baili Xianrou was speechless, this person must be sick!

(End of this chapter)

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