The Great Escape of Martial Arts

Chapter 1 The Worst Ladies Clothing Gangster in History
Wu Zhai had weeds on his head, and was clad in rags, crawling among a pile of dead leaves.

It was miserable and miserable, with only memories left for the rest of my life.

A well-behaved second-generation house owner, holding the keys to three commercial streets.

Every day, in addition to eating and waiting to die, there is only:
Rent, rent, rent!

or:
Get fucked by girls, get fucked by girls, get fucked by girls...

A life without worries is so plain and boring!
but!

As the saying goes, good fortune comes with misfortune.

One day, Wu Zhai was lying on the rocking chair in the study, smoking a cigarette and drinking tea.

I was holding Mr. Jin Yong's "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" in my hand, and I was fascinated by it. I didn't know what was going on, but I received a notification sound in my mind for no reason:

"The martial arts system has been activated, do you want to enter?"

Wu Zhai didn't think much about it, he thought it was an auditory hallucination, so he replied casually:
"Yes……"

Then, it's a tragedy!
A cold reminder sounded:
"The martial arts system of the heavens, the first time through, the target-Qiu Qianchi!"

Who?
Qiu Qianchi?
Isn't that an ugly, bad, old, bald, wicked woman?
Wait a minute, time travel?What time travel? !

I don’t want to time travel!

Wu Zhai turned pale with shock, but he had no strength to resist. With a "whoosh", he was pulled out of the study and entered the space-time tunnel...

In the next moment, the whole world is different.

Qiu Qianchi's body, memory and martial arts were passed on in this instant.

Systematic soul penetration is as simple as that, no need to have a splitting headache, no need to roll all over the floor, and no need to pass out...

A burly man turned into a chick!

Wu Zhai is this girl!
her name is--

Iron Palm Lotus Qiu Qianchi!
It's not scary to be a big guy in women's clothing, but what's scary is that if you don't look good, you have to force yourself to dress up as a woman!
As for Qiu Qianchi's honor, Wu Zhai didn't even dare to look in the mirror!
What made Wu Zhai even more terrified was that there were bright red candles lit beside him, he was wearing a glowing red robe, and he was wearing a heavy phoenix crown on his head...

This is, want a bridal chamber? !
Less than five centimeters in front of him, there was a man with a greasy face, a slight wee on his chin, and he could be considered handsome.

hansome?

What does it have to do with Lao Tzu?
Wu Zhai shivered, did he enter the role so quickly...

The greasy man in front of him was drooling, and holding a glass of wine, he leaned forward seductively:

"Sister Chi, after drinking this combined wine, let's just sleep..."

Sleepy your sister!
You greasy pervert!
Open your dog eyes and see, I'm a man, man, man! ! !
Wu Zhai ran away on the spot, with a palm like a mountain.

The greasy man flew upside down, hit the pillar with a "bang", and blood spurted from his mouth and nose!

There is also a lot of air coming out and little air coming in, and it looks like I can't live anymore...

The kung fu of Iron Palm Lotus is not covered!
He mastered Qiu Qianren's superior martial arts in an instant, but this was not something to be happy about. Wu Zhai was still terrified and couldn't believe what was happening in front of him...

Stretch out your hand and touch it, the sac is bulging, and touch it again, it is empty.

Immediately sadness came from it!

Dog system, why did you humiliate me so far?
I don’t want to be a woman, I don’t want to be a woman, I don’t want to be a woman even if I’m killed!

The internal force of the iron palm is reversed, and the pulse of the heart is suddenly broken.

It's dark...

Ugh, relief!
It didn't seem long before Wu Zhai regained consciousness again.

But this doesn’t seem to be my own study?
Suddenly, I felt unbearably swollen in my lower abdomen. When I opened my eyes, I saw my stomach swelled high, my legs were separated, and the door was wide open.

The two stable women gathered there, fixed their eyes on a certain place, and shouted happily:

"It's opened, the head is about to come out, use force, force..."

Work hard, sir!
Wu Di was so ashamed that his whole body turned red, he was frightened and angry, and his blood pressure soared to two hundred!
In an instant, Wu Zhai again effortlessly inherited someone's memory and martial arts...

Worthy!

What the hell is Qiu Qianchi!
The bridal chamber failed, and this time I gave birth to a child directly?

What kind of shameless bastard perverted evil ghost animal system is this!

Wu Zhai's whole body is not well. He hammered the bed, kicked his feet, pulled his hair, tore his clothes, and roared hysterically:
"Get out! Get out! Get the fuck out of me!"

The two steady women looked at each other, and they rolled and crawled, and the shit rolled away.

Wu Zhai's abdominal pain was unbearable and his whole body was weak.

When he turned his head, he found a black sword beside his pillow, and he was overjoyed.

Dog system, I will fight with you!

Pulled out the black sword, slapped it on the neck, and a pool of blood spurted out...

Well, relieved again!

After an unknown amount of time, Wu Zhai woke up leisurely.

This time, my stomach didn't feel bloated anymore, but my whole body was in severe pain, especially my wrists and ankles were unbearably painful!
Wu Zhai cried out to himself, so he opened his eyes, but saw that the place he was sitting in was a natural grotto, with no end in sight, and a large hole with a diameter of Zhang Xu on the top, through which the sunlight came in, but the big hole More than a hundred feet from the ground...

Okay!

This time it was not only Qiu Qianchi, but also Qiu Qianchi who broke his tendons and was thrown into the cave by Gongsun Zhi!

That's all for women's clothing!

How dare I let Lao Tzu wriggle underground like a maggot and eat the fallen dates for a living for more than ten or twenty years?

Dog system, what crime did I do to endure such torture?
Why don't you let me die!
Wu Zhai took aim at a boulder, exhausted all his internal energy, shouted loudly, pierced his head, and hit his head on the boulder!

Immediately, my brain burst, and I couldn't die anymore...

Uh, this time, is it finally liberated?
Waking up again, Wu Zhai found desperately that he was still in this cave!
His body didn't hurt anymore, but it was extremely dirty and had an unpleasant stench.

Half of his body is naked, and his body is only covered by some bark and leaves. It seems that he has been in this grotto for a long time, and his clothes are all tattered and rotten.

Wu Zhai felt sad...

How many times?

Is this stuck on Qiu Qianchi?

Lying on the ground on his back, looking at the round hole on the roof of the crypt, it is out of reach.

If I wear it on again, will it end directly, falling down with that bastard Gongsun Zhi?

Turned into meat paste, there is me in you, and you in me...

Immediately desperate, he wailed in pain:

"System father, I'm scared, I'm really scared!"

"From now on, if you tell me to go east, I dare not go west; if you tell me to catch dogs, I dare not chase chickens!"

"Stop torturing me!"

"I just want to go home!"

"Please let me go ah ah ah..."

A cold system prompt sounded:
"I want to go home?"

"Complete the seven missions of the heavens first!"

Wu Zhai was taken aback for a moment.

Mission to the heavens?

Regardless of his mission, as long as he can go home!
I don't want to wear women's clothes for a moment, especially Qiu Qianchi, an ugly, bad, old and bald woman!
Nodding hurriedly, okay, okay, I've accepted this task!
Then, a cold reminder sounded:

"The retrieval of the host triggers the first-level mission of the heavens, please pay attention to check!"

Three rows of small gold-plated characters appeared in my mind——

The first level of martial arts: the iron palm lotus crowns the world

Soul wearing character: Qiu Qianchi
Off-the-game mission: Defeat Wujue, the best martial arts in the world
Mission Reward: Riding a Dragon

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