The Great Escape of Martial Arts

Chapter 101 Fire-roasted candied haws are the best
Hong Qigong snorted, stretched suddenly, yawned, threw his back into the snow, and said:

"I chased the gangsters in a hurry. I haven't slept for five days and five nights. It's rare to have a good meal today. I have to sleep well for three days. Even if the sky falls, don't wake me up. You take care of me, don't Let the beast take advantage of me and bite half of my head in one bite."

Wu Zhai laughed and said:

"As ordered."

Hong Qigong closed his eyes and soon fell into a deep sleep.

Wu Zhai came to Yang Guo and the others again, tore up a piece of chicken, chewed it twice, and suddenly felt it was tasteless, so he said:

"It's a pity that you haven't tasted the excellent delicacy."

Yang Guo stuck out his tongue and said:

"We don't eat those poisonous bugs, how good is this roast chicken, isn't it?"

Cheng and Lu both nodded in agreement.

At this time, the heavy snow like goose feathers kept falling, and Hong Qigong's head and body were covered with a layer of white snow, like cotton.

Cheng Ying was careful and thought:
"There is heat in the human body, and snowflakes melt when they are heated. How can they stay on his face?"

Hastily said:

"Why hasn't the snow on this old senior's face melted, is he..."

Yang Guo jumped up quickly and said:

"I gonna go see!"

He walked over quickly, reached out his hand to detect his breath, and sure enough, he was not breathing, and his body was icy cold, he suddenly turned pale with fright, and shouted:
"Master, Senior Hong is dead!"

Wu Zhai shouted:

"What nonsense, Qigong's martial arts has reached the peak, when he sleeps, his internal energy still circulates on its own, absorbing all the heat in his body, so his breathing is extremely weak, you can't feel it. Come back quickly, don't spare him the old man's good sleep! "

Yang Guo shrank his neck, he was startled and envious, he walked back on tiptoe.

Wu Zhai laughed and said:

"Do you want to learn from Qi Gong?"

Yang Guo hurriedly said:

"Think, think..."

Wu Zhai said to Cheng and Lu again:
"Little girl, do you want to build a snowman?"

Before Cheng Ying could answer, Lu Wushuang answered first:
"Okay, okay!"

So the four of them came to the place facing the wind and snow, Wu Zhai drew a circle on the ground and asked Yang Guo to sit cross-legged inside to use his kung fu to resist the cold.

Lu Wushuang wondered:

"Daozhang Yin, aren't we going to make a snowman?"

Yang Guo had come to his senses, closed his eyes and said:

"Sister Wushuang, I'm a snowman, you can make me up."

Wu Zhai praised:

"My apprentice is smart, and I can understand a little bit."

He grabbed two handfuls of snow and stuffed them into his collar.

Yang Guo shuddered, he quickly focused on practicing his skills, and stopped talking.

Wu Zhai walked to the side of the fire and watched Cheng Ying and Lu Wushuang buried Yang Guo in snow and piled it into a huge snowman.

Cheng Ying was afraid that he would be stuffy, so she finally poked a small hole between his nose and mouth with a branch.

The two sisters came back to warm up with a smile.

Wu Zhai asked Lu Wushuang:

"Miss Wushuang, will you still learn the ancient tomb sect's martial arts in the future?"

Lu Wushuang said in astonishment:

"Didn't you kill Li Mochou, who should I learn from?"

Wu Zhai said:
"My wife, Xiao Longnv, is the successor of the Ancient Tomb Sect. If you want to learn, you can follow her."

Lu Wushuang said happily:
"Li Mochou wanted the Jade Heart Sutra even in her dreams, can I really learn it?"

Wu Zhai smiled and said:
"Of course you can. Why don't you find Hong Lingbo and study them together, but the "Jade Heart Sutra" requires two people to practice together. Your cousin is Huang Laoxie's apprentice, but she can't help you."

Lu Wushuang was overjoyed, Hong Lingbo was naturally willing to do such a good deed, and besides, if it wasn't for Hong Lingbo's protection, she would have died long ago.

The three of them were talking and laughing, and saw that dawn was about to break, and Hong Qigong had been buried in a snow grave. All they could see was a lump rising from the ground, but his human form was no longer visible.

But seeing the darkness all around, he suddenly heard the sound of snow treading on the northeast mountain side, Wu Zhai looked intently, and saw five black shadows rushing towards him, all of them were swift, with swords on their backs Light flickers.

Wu Zhai said in a low voice:
"The five uglies from Tibet are coming, you all need to hide."

The two girls were shocked when they heard the words, and hurriedly hid behind a big rock.

Not long after, the five people rushed to the rock and saw a Taoist priest warming himself over the fire with a large vermilion-lacquered gourd beside him.

One person said "Huh" and shouted:

"The old beggar's wine gourd!"

Another trembled:

"He...he is in Huashan?"

The five people's faces showed panic, and they gathered together to discuss quietly for a while, and the big ugly shouted:
"Smelly Taoist priest, where did the old beggar go?"

Wu Zhai said angrily:

"Did you call the stinky Taoist priest? Come here and lead him to death!"

Da Chou was furious, took two steps forward, drew his sword and chopped it down on Wu Zhai's head. The sword was so powerful and heavy that he was going to split him in half!
Wu Zhai sat still, suddenly stretched out two fingers of his right hand, barely caught on the knife.

Da Chou suddenly felt as if the knife had been inserted into a stone. He couldn't cut it or pull it out, and his face turned purple.

Seeing that he was in danger, Er Chou quickly stretched out his hands to push his vest, Wu Zhai's internal force came out, Er Chou leaned back and almost fell down.

Si Chou stood behind them, stretching out their arms to support each other.

Wu Zhai used his internal force to use the word "sticky", and the thick-backed sword stuck tightly between his fingers, while the big ugly stuck to the knife, the second ugly stuck to the back of the big ugly, and then the fourth ugly.

Seeing their strange postures, San Chou and Wu Chou didn't dare to approach them easily, they just shouted from the side:

"Brother, let go!"

Big Chou panted and said:

"You, you are my father, don't you want to, this Taoist priest is evil, evil, you hurry up, run away..."

Wu Zhai laughed and said:

"It's all here, what are you running, how nice to warm up together!"

As he spoke, he squeezed two snowballs with his left hand and threw them lightly into the air.

Seeing that he threw the snowball but didn't come to hit them, San Chou and Wu Chou were puzzled, so they didn't run away, but just stared blankly at the snowball in the air.

Wu Zhai secretly thought, this Daerba's apprentice is as dumb as he is!

But I saw the snowball slowly drifting over the heads of several people, and when it circled behind them, it suddenly became faster, circled around, and hit the backs of the third and fifth ugly...

This change was as fast as lightning, the two were unable to block it, the snowball had already hit the back of the heart, the two cried out in pain, and fell forward, hitting Si Chou right in time.

When he was about to get up, there was a huge suction force from Si Chou's body, which stuck the two of them tightly, and they couldn't get up no matter what, let alone run away!
Wu Zhai turned his head and said:
"Little girls, come out and see the candied haws!"

The second daughter walked out from behind the rock and came to Wu Zhai's side. Seeing that the five clowns were panting like cows and in a panic, Lu Wushuang laughed and said:

"Where can such ugly candied haws be found?"

Cheng Ying said:
"Daozhang Yin, shall we tie them up with rope?"

Wu Zhai shook his head and said:

"No, I just have nothing to do, so I use these mats to practice kung fu. Do you like barbecue? Seeing how cold they are, it must be very interesting to burn them!"

Cheng Ying smiled and sat down next to Wu Zhai, but Lu Wushuang picked up a dead branch and set fire to the ugly beard.

Big Chou exclaimed in horror:

"Heroine, spare, spare, spare..."

Lu Wushuang ignored him, laughing and burning off Wu Chou's eyebrows and beard.

(End of this chapter)