The Great Escape of Martial Arts

Chapter 118 Today's worship, good luck

Xiao Longnv thought for a while, then said with a smile:
"Smelly Taoist priests can't learn it, so I can't learn it either. Could it be that I'm dumber than you?"

Wu Zhai jumped down from the tree and said with a smile:
"Of course you are very smart, Bingxue, but you just haven't seen the world!"

The little dragon girl said angrily:
"Who has never seen the world!"

Wu Zhai said:

"Then try to draw a square on the ground with your left index finger, and draw a circle with your right index finger at the same time, see if it works?"

The little dragon girl said:

"Isn't that easy?"

Yiyan stretched out two index fingers to draw on the ground, but the squares he drew were a bit like circles, and the circles were a bit like squares.

Wu Zhai smiled slightly and said:

"Don't rush, take your time."

Xiao Longnv focused her attention, suddenly her mind became clear, she stretched out her fingers casually, drew a square with her left hand, and drew a circle with her right hand at the same time, the square is square, and the circle is perfectly round.

Wu Zhai clapped his hands and said:
"Okay, you've done it!"

Xiao Longnv was overjoyed, then thought something was wrong, she stared and scolded:

"Smelly Taoist priest, you are trying to call me stupid, aren't you?"

Wu Zhai waved his hand and said:
"How can I bear to scold you? This is really a wonderful skill. Before you, only the old naughty boy and Guo Daxia in the world could do it. If you don't believe me, go and ask Granny Sun to try it."

Grandma Sun replied from a distance, saying:
"Try what?"

Xiao Longnu ran over and pulled her over. As a result, Granny Sun drew two circles and two squares on the ground with her hands. Finally, she stumbled and drew two shapes that were neither round nor square.

I drew it a few more times, but it still didn't work, so I sighed:
"Girl, I can't learn it!"

Wu Zhai thought for a while, then said:

"Girl, try writing!"

Xiao Longnu nodded, and then wrote the three characters "Smelly Taoist" with her left hand and the three characters "Little Dragon Girl" with her right hand, writing with both hands at the same time, the handwriting was neat, as if written with one hand.

In fact, the key to this skill of fighting left and right lies in the four words of "distraction and dual use".

All smart and wise people have complicated thoughts, and after thinking about one thing, the second thing comes to their minds. During the Three Kingdoms period, Cao Zijian wrote a poem in seven steps. Even if you want to kill his head, you can't learn the kung fu of fighting left and right.

Xiao Longnv has practiced Kungfu of eliminating emotions and desires since she was a child, and at the age of eight or nine, her mind is as still as water. She is more simple and unadorned than Zhou Botong, Guo Jing and others, so she can learn it immediately.

Wu Zhai said:

"If you have me in your left hand and yourself in your right hand, then use your right hand to perform the Jade Maiden Swordsmanship and your left hand to perform the Quanzhen Swordsmanship. You can try combining the two swords."

Xiao Longnv nodded, thinking to herself, suddenly raised her sword to gesture, then shook her head and said:

"No, no..."

Wu Zhai didn't know how to help her, he didn't know how to do it himself.

This extraordinary skill, I am afraid that only the old naughty boy Zhou Botong knows how to attack from the left and defend from the right, how can he attack with the right and refuse with the left?

In addition, Guo Jing will do it, but I'm afraid he won't be able to tell the whole story.

After several days, Xiao Longnv was still addicted to it and couldn't extricate herself. Even when eating, she took two pairs of chopsticks, one pair of chopsticks, and the other pair stretched out to obstruct...

On the seventh day, Wu Zhai lay on the tree and watched Xiao Longnv practicing sword from a distance.

At this time, the sun was warm, the flowers were fragrant, and the beauties danced lightly, before falling into a deep sleep.

Suddenly I heard the little dragon girl exclaiming happily:
"Smelly Taoist priest, come quickly, I understand everything!"

Wu Zhai raised his eyes, and sure enough, he saw that she was using the Jade Girl swordsmanship with her right hand, and the Quanzhen swordsmanship with her left hand. The two hands cooperated seamlessly, and they turned around smoothly. I saw the white clothes fluttering, the cold light was shining, and the two swords were like two silver snakes. dance.

The combination of two swords is already airtight, but now she wields two swords at the same time, which is especially powerful.

No matter how connected the two are, it is still not as strong as one person's inner thoughts. Although her internal strength is not as good as the two working together, she is several times faster than the two at the same time.

Wu Zhai jumped down from the tree, walked towards her, and said with a smile:
"The fairy is mighty, so the stinky Taoist priest can't beat you anymore!"

Suddenly I saw thick smoke rising from Chongyang Palace, and faintly heard the shouts of killing. I was shocked and said:

"No, the Tartars are coming to attack the mountain!"

Pulled up Xiaolongnv and ran away, and summoned Grandma Sun from the other courtyard, the three of them sneaked into the ancient tomb through the waterway, Wu Zhai said:

"Let's pay homage today and use Tartar blood as a congratulatory ceremony!"

Grandma Sun frowned and said:

"Daozhang Yin, don't kill any living beings on the day of great joy!"

Wu Zhai laughed and said:

"Killing a Tartar is not killing a life!"

Grandma Sun shook her head, but Xiao Longnv smiled at Wu Zhai and said shyly:
"I'm going to change clothes now!"

Wu Zhai saw Xiao Longnv went to Lin Chaoying's room, and knew that she was going to wear the dowry of Patriarch Grandmother, so he said to Grandma Sun:
"Mother-in-law, you untied my Taoist bun, how about wearing a romantic bun?"

Grandma Sun laughed and said:
"Really, the groom should wear a bright red uncut hair, what kind of romantic bun!"

Having said that, Wu Zhai still spread his hair, combed his hair into a bun at the top of his head, tied a crown with red silk, and hung down the ribbon. As expected, he was handsome and handsome...

Wu Zhai changed into a moon-white gown again, and saw Xiao Longnv wearing a beaded phoenix crown on her head, a golden embroidered phoenix cape, and a long red satin skirt, walking gracefully and gracefully.

Looking at her slightly powdered cheeks, bright moon pendants on her earlobes, and jasper bracelets on her wrists, her beauty has greatly increased. Looking at her, she looks like a nine-day goddess alive, which makes people fascinated...

Seeing Wu Zhai's demented face, Xiao Longnv smiled coquettishly and said:

"Stinky Taoist, am I beautiful?"

Wu Zhai said foolishly:

"Beautiful, beautiful as a fairy..."

Granny Sun pushed him from behind and said with a smile:

"Silly boy, what are you looking at, why don't you hurry up and go to worship!"

Wu Zhai chuckled, took Xiaolongnv by the hand, and the three of them came to Lin Chaoying's portrait together.

Grandma Sun brought over two futons, and they knelt down side by side.

Wu Zhai congratulated loudly:

"Patriarch and mother-in-law, disciple Yin Zhiping searched hard for the blessings of the three generations, and finally got married with Xiaolongnv. They will live and die forever, and heaven and man will learn from each other!"

Xiao Longnv looked at him, but she couldn't understand the blessings of the third life, she only thought it was their Taoist congratulations, so she said in a low voice:

"May my ancestor and mother-in-law bless us and help us become husband and wife in all our lives."

Wu Zhai felt sad, but he didn't know which world he would be in in his next life?

No matter how you say it, it's a missed appointment!
The two kowtowed and bowed to Tiandi, Master, and Grandma Sun, and then they looked at each other and smiled, stood up hand in hand, and suddenly said at the same time:
"Smelly Taoist..."

"Little girl..."

Grandma Sun said from the side:

"Shouldn't you change your name?"

The two shook their heads together, Wu Zhai said:

"Grandma Sun, please take shelter in the ancient tomb. My girl and I went to rescue the Chongyang Palace, and then went to worship in front of the portrait of the Chongyang Patriarch, and kowtowed to my master and uncle. This is considered a ceremony." !"

(End of this chapter)