The Great Escape of Martial Arts
Chapter 73
Chapter 73
Xiao Longnv sighed, sat down slowly, and said quietly:
"Since I can remember, Master has taught me the pros and cons of [-] little and [-] more. I need to think less, read less, desire less, do less, speak less, laugh less, worry less, be happy less, be happy less, and be less happy. Anger, less good, less evil. I have been used to this for a long time, but I don’t know the suffering, and there is nothing wrong with it.”
Wu Zhai laughed and said:
"This is the method of cultivating immortals. Even your patriarch and mother-in-law can't do it. She has a love-hate relationship with Patriarch Chongyang all her life. She separates and reunites. These twelve young masters are probably not bad at all!"
Xiao Longnu frowned and said:
"Master said, thinking too much makes the mind sluggish, thinking too much makes the mind loose, lusting too much makes the mind weak, doing too much makes the body tired, talking too much makes shortness of breath, laughing too much makes the liver hurt, worrying too much makes the heart frightened, and having too much music makes the mind Excessive happiness leads to forgetfulness and confusion, excessive anger leads to indefinite pulses, too much love leads to obsession and death, and too much evil leads to anxiety and restlessness. If these twelve excesses are not cured, they are the root of death.”
Wu Zhai laughed, suddenly clapped his hands and said:
"I know why Grandmaster Chongyang and your grandmaster and mother-in-law can't be together!"
Xiao Longnu subconsciously asked:
"why?"
Wu Zhai said:
"The master has practiced the innate kungfu, and once he is close to a woman, the body of a boy will be broken, and his kung fu will be greatly reduced. He is not the best in the world. He has the world in his heart, so naturally he is unwilling to spoil his cultivation with the love of his son and daughter. And your patriarch mother-in-law But to abide by these twelve young men, no one is willing to break the gong first, it would be strange to be together!"
Xiao Longnu snorted and said angrily:
"Bullshit!"
However, there was no cold expression on his face, showing the attitude of a child. He was even more deadly than Bao Si, who was playing the feudal lords. Wu Zhai was stunned.
When Xiao Longnu saw Wu Zhai looking at her longingly, her face suddenly turned red and she turned around.
Wu Zhai took a sip of tea and sighed:
"The Chongyang Patriarch is too rigid. Since the Yiyi army was defeated and he could not regain the power of the world, why not get drunk and lie on the lap of a beautiful woman? If he is willing to take a step back, the two of them will become a couple, and there will be two less living dead in the world. But there is an extra pair of gods and immortals, how can we be so free?"
Xiao Longnu sat with her back turned and didn't answer.
She grew up in the ancient tomb since she was a baby, and her heart has always been calm. Master and Grandma Sun never told her about the outside world, so she couldn't imagine it.
But even after hearing the story of Patriarch Grandma and Wang Chongyang, she could feel her ears popping out of her ears. At this time, she gave Wu Zhai some unreasonable explanations, and she couldn't help yearning for it.
I just feel that my mind is full of thoughts, waiting to be restrained by luck, but I can't calm down, I can't help but secretly surprised, I feel that I have never experienced this situation in my life.
Suddenly, he felt a burning gaze behind him, which made him extremely uncomfortable. He turned around and looked back, but Wu Zhai was looking up at the sky, only looking at the symbols on the roof of the room.
Looking back, I felt that gaze was hot on my waist, and it was moving down...
Suddenly shocked, turned around and reprimanded:
"You, what are you looking at?"
Wu Zhai laughed dumbfounded:
"I value the wonderful exercises left by Patriarch Chongyang, can't I not see this?"
Xiao Longnv didn't believe it, she stood up and pointed at Wu Zhai, and said coldly:
"Nonsense! You were clearly looking at me just now!"
Wu Zhai secretly said:
"This is what a high school girl looks like!"
Putting your hands behind your head, raised one leg, and said lazily:
"The girl is a peerless beauty, like a banished fairy, if I want to see it, she must be upright, why bother peeking, it should be like this..."
As he spoke, his gaze started from Xiaolongnv's collarbone and slid all the way down.
Xiao Longnu suddenly felt that the scorching eyes seemed to penetrate through her gauze skirt and hit her skin. She immediately felt embarrassed and hurriedly jumped back, turned sideways to face Wu Zhai, and said hurriedly:
"You, stop watching!"
Wu Zhai chuckled and turned his head to the sky again.
Xiao Longnu stood there for a long time, unable to do anything. This person was kind to her, so she couldn't expel him. That would be too...
Well, that's too much!
So, with a straight face, he said coldly:
"You are not allowed to speak or look, I am going to practice!"
Wu Zhai laughed again, Xiao Longnv was baffled by his laughter, and said angrily:
"why are you laughing?"
Wu Zhai said:
"Do you still want to say that you are willing to degenerate and don't practice, so don't delay other people's practice?"
Xiao Longnu blinked her eyes and said strangely:
"How do you know?"
Wu Zhai laughed and said:
"Decades ago, a girl called the study committee member said so to me, but she is not as beautiful as you, and she is not as lovable as you..."
The little dragon girl said in her heart:
"Study committee member? What a weird name..."
Suddenly hearing Wu Zhai say that she is "lovely and sympathetic", his cheeks flushed immediately, and he reprimanded:
"Shut up! If you say one more word, start here, here..."
The word "scroll", but I couldn't say it.
Wu Zhai laughed and said:
"Get out of here?"
He took out a handkerchief from his pocket, covered his face, and said:
"It's very indecent to get out, I just don't bother you, you should practice hard!"
Xiao Longnv took a deep breath, sat down slowly, and suddenly looked back, seeing that the handkerchief on Wu Zhai's face covered his eyes well, so she felt relieved.
So I raised my qi from the pubic region, but I didn't know that my mind was flooded with thoughts, my breath was disordered, and I couldn't clean it up for a long time, so why practice?
For 18 years, Xiao Longnv has always been with her two old ladies. Although they are very kind to her, the master is serious. Although Grandma Sun is a warm-hearted person, she dare not hinder her study, let alone talk too much.
These days when Wu Zhai entered the ancient tomb, he was free and unrestrained, frank and funny, completely different from his master and Grandma Sun. For some reason, there was also a feeling of intimacy for no reason. Even though they met for the first time, they seemed very familiar. comfortable.
Just like dinner, at first Grandma Sun had to call, but when she heard Wu Zhai was coming back, Xiao Longnv stopped and went, although she didn't speak, she really enjoyed Wu Zhai's act of adding food. Grandma Sun never gave her a pamper.
So the dinner lasted longer and longer, Wu Zhai told Grandma Sun some interesting stories about martial arts, she was curious and fresh, although she was not used to talking, but just listening to it made her tired.
Sometimes I think to myself, if it is always difficult to practice Quanzhen martial arts, this person will always be with me in the ancient tomb, that seems to be quite good...
I don't know if this person is drunk today, but he dared to tease her many times!
Xiao Longnu was in her golden years. Although she was living in an ancient tomb and had practiced the miraculous skills of the Twelve Young Masters, she still couldn't help but feel a surge of emotion when she was suddenly faced with this.
At this time, although he knew that Wu Zhai had covered his eyes, but when he turned around, his back still felt like a thorn in his back, and when he thought that the handkerchief he was sitting on was taken out of his arms, his whole body became hot immediately.
After a while, sweat came out from his forehead!
Suddenly I heard Wu Zhai say:
"Little girl, why don't you go practice on Hanyu's bed?"
Xiao Longnv was thinking wildly, and couldn't help asking:
"Why do you want to go to the cold jade bed?"
Wu Zhai said:
"You are so excited, practicing here is probably going to be crazy..."
Xiao Longnu was struck in her mind, and she jumped up from the ground like a cat whose tail was stepped on, shouting:
"I, where am I excited?"
Who is the first boss, have you guessed it?
(End of this chapter)
Xiao Longnv sighed, sat down slowly, and said quietly:
"Since I can remember, Master has taught me the pros and cons of [-] little and [-] more. I need to think less, read less, desire less, do less, speak less, laugh less, worry less, be happy less, be happy less, and be less happy. Anger, less good, less evil. I have been used to this for a long time, but I don’t know the suffering, and there is nothing wrong with it.”
Wu Zhai laughed and said:
"This is the method of cultivating immortals. Even your patriarch and mother-in-law can't do it. She has a love-hate relationship with Patriarch Chongyang all her life. She separates and reunites. These twelve young masters are probably not bad at all!"
Xiao Longnu frowned and said:
"Master said, thinking too much makes the mind sluggish, thinking too much makes the mind loose, lusting too much makes the mind weak, doing too much makes the body tired, talking too much makes shortness of breath, laughing too much makes the liver hurt, worrying too much makes the heart frightened, and having too much music makes the mind Excessive happiness leads to forgetfulness and confusion, excessive anger leads to indefinite pulses, too much love leads to obsession and death, and too much evil leads to anxiety and restlessness. If these twelve excesses are not cured, they are the root of death.”
Wu Zhai laughed, suddenly clapped his hands and said:
"I know why Grandmaster Chongyang and your grandmaster and mother-in-law can't be together!"
Xiao Longnu subconsciously asked:
"why?"
Wu Zhai said:
"The master has practiced the innate kungfu, and once he is close to a woman, the body of a boy will be broken, and his kung fu will be greatly reduced. He is not the best in the world. He has the world in his heart, so naturally he is unwilling to spoil his cultivation with the love of his son and daughter. And your patriarch mother-in-law But to abide by these twelve young men, no one is willing to break the gong first, it would be strange to be together!"
Xiao Longnu snorted and said angrily:
"Bullshit!"
However, there was no cold expression on his face, showing the attitude of a child. He was even more deadly than Bao Si, who was playing the feudal lords. Wu Zhai was stunned.
When Xiao Longnu saw Wu Zhai looking at her longingly, her face suddenly turned red and she turned around.
Wu Zhai took a sip of tea and sighed:
"The Chongyang Patriarch is too rigid. Since the Yiyi army was defeated and he could not regain the power of the world, why not get drunk and lie on the lap of a beautiful woman? If he is willing to take a step back, the two of them will become a couple, and there will be two less living dead in the world. But there is an extra pair of gods and immortals, how can we be so free?"
Xiao Longnu sat with her back turned and didn't answer.
She grew up in the ancient tomb since she was a baby, and her heart has always been calm. Master and Grandma Sun never told her about the outside world, so she couldn't imagine it.
But even after hearing the story of Patriarch Grandma and Wang Chongyang, she could feel her ears popping out of her ears. At this time, she gave Wu Zhai some unreasonable explanations, and she couldn't help yearning for it.
I just feel that my mind is full of thoughts, waiting to be restrained by luck, but I can't calm down, I can't help but secretly surprised, I feel that I have never experienced this situation in my life.
Suddenly, he felt a burning gaze behind him, which made him extremely uncomfortable. He turned around and looked back, but Wu Zhai was looking up at the sky, only looking at the symbols on the roof of the room.
Looking back, I felt that gaze was hot on my waist, and it was moving down...
Suddenly shocked, turned around and reprimanded:
"You, what are you looking at?"
Wu Zhai laughed dumbfounded:
"I value the wonderful exercises left by Patriarch Chongyang, can't I not see this?"
Xiao Longnv didn't believe it, she stood up and pointed at Wu Zhai, and said coldly:
"Nonsense! You were clearly looking at me just now!"
Wu Zhai secretly said:
"This is what a high school girl looks like!"
Putting your hands behind your head, raised one leg, and said lazily:
"The girl is a peerless beauty, like a banished fairy, if I want to see it, she must be upright, why bother peeking, it should be like this..."
As he spoke, his gaze started from Xiaolongnv's collarbone and slid all the way down.
Xiao Longnu suddenly felt that the scorching eyes seemed to penetrate through her gauze skirt and hit her skin. She immediately felt embarrassed and hurriedly jumped back, turned sideways to face Wu Zhai, and said hurriedly:
"You, stop watching!"
Wu Zhai chuckled and turned his head to the sky again.
Xiao Longnu stood there for a long time, unable to do anything. This person was kind to her, so she couldn't expel him. That would be too...
Well, that's too much!
So, with a straight face, he said coldly:
"You are not allowed to speak or look, I am going to practice!"
Wu Zhai laughed again, Xiao Longnv was baffled by his laughter, and said angrily:
"why are you laughing?"
Wu Zhai said:
"Do you still want to say that you are willing to degenerate and don't practice, so don't delay other people's practice?"
Xiao Longnu blinked her eyes and said strangely:
"How do you know?"
Wu Zhai laughed and said:
"Decades ago, a girl called the study committee member said so to me, but she is not as beautiful as you, and she is not as lovable as you..."
The little dragon girl said in her heart:
"Study committee member? What a weird name..."
Suddenly hearing Wu Zhai say that she is "lovely and sympathetic", his cheeks flushed immediately, and he reprimanded:
"Shut up! If you say one more word, start here, here..."
The word "scroll", but I couldn't say it.
Wu Zhai laughed and said:
"Get out of here?"
He took out a handkerchief from his pocket, covered his face, and said:
"It's very indecent to get out, I just don't bother you, you should practice hard!"
Xiao Longnv took a deep breath, sat down slowly, and suddenly looked back, seeing that the handkerchief on Wu Zhai's face covered his eyes well, so she felt relieved.
So I raised my qi from the pubic region, but I didn't know that my mind was flooded with thoughts, my breath was disordered, and I couldn't clean it up for a long time, so why practice?
For 18 years, Xiao Longnv has always been with her two old ladies. Although they are very kind to her, the master is serious. Although Grandma Sun is a warm-hearted person, she dare not hinder her study, let alone talk too much.
These days when Wu Zhai entered the ancient tomb, he was free and unrestrained, frank and funny, completely different from his master and Grandma Sun. For some reason, there was also a feeling of intimacy for no reason. Even though they met for the first time, they seemed very familiar. comfortable.
Just like dinner, at first Grandma Sun had to call, but when she heard Wu Zhai was coming back, Xiao Longnv stopped and went, although she didn't speak, she really enjoyed Wu Zhai's act of adding food. Grandma Sun never gave her a pamper.
So the dinner lasted longer and longer, Wu Zhai told Grandma Sun some interesting stories about martial arts, she was curious and fresh, although she was not used to talking, but just listening to it made her tired.
Sometimes I think to myself, if it is always difficult to practice Quanzhen martial arts, this person will always be with me in the ancient tomb, that seems to be quite good...
I don't know if this person is drunk today, but he dared to tease her many times!
Xiao Longnu was in her golden years. Although she was living in an ancient tomb and had practiced the miraculous skills of the Twelve Young Masters, she still couldn't help but feel a surge of emotion when she was suddenly faced with this.
At this time, although he knew that Wu Zhai had covered his eyes, but when he turned around, his back still felt like a thorn in his back, and when he thought that the handkerchief he was sitting on was taken out of his arms, his whole body became hot immediately.
After a while, sweat came out from his forehead!
Suddenly I heard Wu Zhai say:
"Little girl, why don't you go practice on Hanyu's bed?"
Xiao Longnv was thinking wildly, and couldn't help asking:
"Why do you want to go to the cold jade bed?"
Wu Zhai said:
"You are so excited, practicing here is probably going to be crazy..."
Xiao Longnu was struck in her mind, and she jumped up from the ground like a cat whose tail was stepped on, shouting:
"I, where am I excited?"
Who is the first boss, have you guessed it?
(End of this chapter)
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