The Great Escape of Martial Arts
Chapter 75 Pretending to be a pig for a tiger to eat
Chapter 75 Pretending to be a pig for a tiger to eat
After all, Li Mochou couldn't let go of the "Jade Girl's Heart Sutra", so she wandered in front of the ancient tomb and saw Granny Sun staggering out.
She had also followed Grandma Sun into the ancient tomb while she was out shopping.
But Grandma Sun is not weak in martial arts, and she is extremely cautious. It is easy for Li Mochou to follow into the ancient tomb, but she often gets lost in the traps...
Today, Grandma Sun was totally drunk and completely defenseless, she followed her quietly without realizing it, until she sat down in the room, Li Mochou didn't show up.
Before he could give a warning, he was tapped on the acupoints.
Li Mochou knew that the mechanism was powerful, so she didn't dare to break into it.
So she hid in the dark and waited quietly in the room, knowing that Xiao Longnu would always come looking for Grandma Sun. When the time came, she would be caught off guard and could easily succeed...
Unexpectedly, after a while, Xiao Longnv was actually carried in by a handsome Taoist priest!
When Xiao Longnv saw Li Mochou, she got up in a panic and called out:
"Sister!"
Then he couldn't stop coughing, and blood kept spilling from his mouth.
Li Mochou pointed at Wu Zhai coldly and said:
"Who is this person? The patriarch and mother-in-law said that smelly men are not allowed to step in ancient tombs. Why do you allow him here?"
Xiao Longnv coughed violently and was unable to answer.
Wu Zhai said:
"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, I, Quanzhen Yin Zhiping, want to make peace!"
Li Mochou just now heard him praise her beauty as "as lovely as a fairy", she couldn't help liking it, and asked softly:
"What are you talking about?"
Wu Zhai said:
"My master Changchun Daoist said that I misheard the rumors before and hurt the peace with the noble faction in Shanxi, so I asked the little Taoist priest to come and apologize..."
Li Mochou was startled, and secretly said:
"How do these bull noses know that I am following them?"
As for peace talks, she didn't believe it, and said with a sneer:
"Nonsense, Qiu Chuji wished he could kill me quickly, how could he come to apologize, you'd be pretending! Come on, how do you want to die?"
Wu Zhai looked terrified, smiled wryly and said:
"The fairy is so beautiful. Fighting and killing her will inevitably bring disgrace to the scenery. If you don't move this terrifying weapon first, the little Taoist priest will only know a few tricks and is no match for you!"
Li Mochou smiled slightly, and said softly:
"Under Qiu Chuji, is there really such a pussy disciple?"
While speaking, he slowly moved the long sword down and stabbed out suddenly.
Blood flowed profusely from Wu Zhai's right shoulder, he didn't use his kung fu to resist, he just cried out in pain and trembled all over, like a weak scholar.
Although Li Mochou had a smile on her face, she was merciless in her hands, and slowly pulled out the long sword.
Wu Zhai hunched over, pressed his left hand on the wound, screamed uncontrollably, and was on the verge of falling, as if he was about to faint from the pain.
Xiao Longnu was afraid of vomiting blood again and did not dare to speak loudly.
Seeing that Wu Zhai was injured at this time, he was very anxious, and quickly said in a low voice:
"Senior Sister, if you want the "Jade Heart Sutra", let's talk it over, get rid of this stinky Taoist priest, and don't let him listen to it!"
Li Mochou was overjoyed when she heard the words, she took back the long sword, waved the whisk in her hand, and said:
"Go away!"
Suddenly seeing Xiao Longnv's complexion relaxed, she became suspicious and said with a sneer:
"I almost caught you, this stinky Taoist priest is probably not that simple, I just saw him bring you over, are you in such a hurry to rescue him?"
As he spoke, he waved the whisk, and "huhuhu" made three moves.
Although these three moves came out one after the other, they seemed to come at the same time. They were the powerful moves of the Ancient Tomb School. Wu Zhai was full of panic, but he didn't resist.
The fly whisk hit Wu Zhai's chest with a "slap", knocking him into the air, hitting his back against the edge of the bed, and then he collapsed to the ground, spurting out a mouthful of blood...
Wu Zhai's chest felt as if hammered, his internal organs were burning, and he sighed secretly:
"This is the end of the game, the tiger didn't catch it, but pretended to be a pig and died before it was born!"
Li Mochou retracted her fly whisk and said with a smile:
"Junior Sister, your concubine is such an idiot, why don't you kill him!"
The little dragon girl said angrily:
"What concubine?"
Li Mochou smiled and said:
"You do ugly things, but are you afraid of others talking?"
Xiao Longnv bit her lower lip, no longer argue, just bent down to look at Wu Zhai.
Li Mochou sneered when she saw this, she only thought that she was caring about her lover, one was seriously injured, the other was an embroidered pillow who didn't know martial arts at all, and she was injured by herself at the same time, how could she care about it?
He didn't step forward to stop him, he just figured out how to come up with a wonderful method, and the younger sister who was so forced to present the "Jade Heart Sutra".
Wu Zhai was looking at stars, his chest was tight and he felt like death, when he suddenly felt Xiao Longnu put her lips to his ear, his heart suddenly shuddered, and he suddenly woke up.
But Xiao Longnv's voice was as thin as a mosquito, and said softly:
"In the corner of the bed at the foot, there is a raised stone slab. You pull it to the left hard, and then jump on the bed immediately."
Wu Zhai shook his head again and again, gasping for breath and said:
"I won't go, I'm going to die together. Although the little Taoist priests have low martial arts skills and are useless, they are definitely not people who are greedy for life and afraid of death!"
Slowly reach out to Xiaolongnu's feet to touch the bedside, there is a protruding stone slab at the tentacles, immediately pull it hard, and then jump onto the bed.
Li Mochou sneered:
"When death is imminent, do you still want to be a mandarin duck with the same fate?"
Suddenly I heard a few "rolling" sounds, and the stone bed suddenly sank!
Li Mochou was startled, she knew that the ancient tomb was full of traps, back then, her master was eccentric and hid it from her, but passed all the secrets of how to run the traps to her junior sister, immediately flew forward, stretched out her arms to catch Xiao Longnu.
At this moment, Xiao Longnv has no defense at all, even though the stone bed is sinking, but Li Mochou saw the opportunity very quickly, she was extremely quick to strike, this time she wanted to grab her out of the bed forcefully.
Wu Zhai was shocked and hurriedly grabbed the pillow from the bed and stuffed it into her hand...
I felt my eyes go dark, and there were two "bang bang" sounds. The stone bed had fallen into the lower stone chamber. The stone on the roof pushed up on its own, and immediately pushed Xiao Longnu, Wu Zhai, Li Mochou, and Grandma Sun up and down. separated into two places.
Wu Zhai vaguely saw that there seemed to be tables and chairs in the room, so enduring the pain, he went to the table, took a fire and lit the half-remnant candle on the table, sighing deeply:
"We left Grandma Sun alone!"
The little dragon girl said:
"Grandma Sun has never practiced the "Jade Girl Heart Sutra". My senior sister was also taken care of by her when she was young, so she will not be difficult for her."
As he spoke, he sighed:
"My blood flow is insufficient and it is difficult for me to use my energy to heal my injuries. But even if I am not injured, we can't fight against my senior sister..."
When Wu Zhai heard her words "blood flow is insufficient", before she could finish speaking, he raised his left hand, aimed at the wound on his right shoulder, and poked it hard, blood spurted out immediately.
Then he put the wound near Xiao Longnu's mouth, and blood flowed from her mouth.
Xiao Longnv's whole body was originally cold, with warm blood pouring into her belly, her body felt slightly warm, but she knew that this was not the right move, and the servant wanted to struggle, but Wu Zhai stretched out his fingers to point at the acupoints on her waist, making her unable to move.
After a while, the blood clotted in the wound, and Wu Zhai poked it with his hand again. After pouring blood a few times, he felt dizzy and weak all over.
Then he sat up straight and unlocked her acupuncture points.
Xiao Longnv stared at Wu Zhai for a long time, stopped talking, sighed quietly, and practiced by herself.
(End of this chapter)
After all, Li Mochou couldn't let go of the "Jade Girl's Heart Sutra", so she wandered in front of the ancient tomb and saw Granny Sun staggering out.
She had also followed Grandma Sun into the ancient tomb while she was out shopping.
But Grandma Sun is not weak in martial arts, and she is extremely cautious. It is easy for Li Mochou to follow into the ancient tomb, but she often gets lost in the traps...
Today, Grandma Sun was totally drunk and completely defenseless, she followed her quietly without realizing it, until she sat down in the room, Li Mochou didn't show up.
Before he could give a warning, he was tapped on the acupoints.
Li Mochou knew that the mechanism was powerful, so she didn't dare to break into it.
So she hid in the dark and waited quietly in the room, knowing that Xiao Longnu would always come looking for Grandma Sun. When the time came, she would be caught off guard and could easily succeed...
Unexpectedly, after a while, Xiao Longnv was actually carried in by a handsome Taoist priest!
When Xiao Longnv saw Li Mochou, she got up in a panic and called out:
"Sister!"
Then he couldn't stop coughing, and blood kept spilling from his mouth.
Li Mochou pointed at Wu Zhai coldly and said:
"Who is this person? The patriarch and mother-in-law said that smelly men are not allowed to step in ancient tombs. Why do you allow him here?"
Xiao Longnv coughed violently and was unable to answer.
Wu Zhai said:
"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, I, Quanzhen Yin Zhiping, want to make peace!"
Li Mochou just now heard him praise her beauty as "as lovely as a fairy", she couldn't help liking it, and asked softly:
"What are you talking about?"
Wu Zhai said:
"My master Changchun Daoist said that I misheard the rumors before and hurt the peace with the noble faction in Shanxi, so I asked the little Taoist priest to come and apologize..."
Li Mochou was startled, and secretly said:
"How do these bull noses know that I am following them?"
As for peace talks, she didn't believe it, and said with a sneer:
"Nonsense, Qiu Chuji wished he could kill me quickly, how could he come to apologize, you'd be pretending! Come on, how do you want to die?"
Wu Zhai looked terrified, smiled wryly and said:
"The fairy is so beautiful. Fighting and killing her will inevitably bring disgrace to the scenery. If you don't move this terrifying weapon first, the little Taoist priest will only know a few tricks and is no match for you!"
Li Mochou smiled slightly, and said softly:
"Under Qiu Chuji, is there really such a pussy disciple?"
While speaking, he slowly moved the long sword down and stabbed out suddenly.
Blood flowed profusely from Wu Zhai's right shoulder, he didn't use his kung fu to resist, he just cried out in pain and trembled all over, like a weak scholar.
Although Li Mochou had a smile on her face, she was merciless in her hands, and slowly pulled out the long sword.
Wu Zhai hunched over, pressed his left hand on the wound, screamed uncontrollably, and was on the verge of falling, as if he was about to faint from the pain.
Xiao Longnu was afraid of vomiting blood again and did not dare to speak loudly.
Seeing that Wu Zhai was injured at this time, he was very anxious, and quickly said in a low voice:
"Senior Sister, if you want the "Jade Heart Sutra", let's talk it over, get rid of this stinky Taoist priest, and don't let him listen to it!"
Li Mochou was overjoyed when she heard the words, she took back the long sword, waved the whisk in her hand, and said:
"Go away!"
Suddenly seeing Xiao Longnv's complexion relaxed, she became suspicious and said with a sneer:
"I almost caught you, this stinky Taoist priest is probably not that simple, I just saw him bring you over, are you in such a hurry to rescue him?"
As he spoke, he waved the whisk, and "huhuhu" made three moves.
Although these three moves came out one after the other, they seemed to come at the same time. They were the powerful moves of the Ancient Tomb School. Wu Zhai was full of panic, but he didn't resist.
The fly whisk hit Wu Zhai's chest with a "slap", knocking him into the air, hitting his back against the edge of the bed, and then he collapsed to the ground, spurting out a mouthful of blood...
Wu Zhai's chest felt as if hammered, his internal organs were burning, and he sighed secretly:
"This is the end of the game, the tiger didn't catch it, but pretended to be a pig and died before it was born!"
Li Mochou retracted her fly whisk and said with a smile:
"Junior Sister, your concubine is such an idiot, why don't you kill him!"
The little dragon girl said angrily:
"What concubine?"
Li Mochou smiled and said:
"You do ugly things, but are you afraid of others talking?"
Xiao Longnv bit her lower lip, no longer argue, just bent down to look at Wu Zhai.
Li Mochou sneered when she saw this, she only thought that she was caring about her lover, one was seriously injured, the other was an embroidered pillow who didn't know martial arts at all, and she was injured by herself at the same time, how could she care about it?
He didn't step forward to stop him, he just figured out how to come up with a wonderful method, and the younger sister who was so forced to present the "Jade Heart Sutra".
Wu Zhai was looking at stars, his chest was tight and he felt like death, when he suddenly felt Xiao Longnu put her lips to his ear, his heart suddenly shuddered, and he suddenly woke up.
But Xiao Longnv's voice was as thin as a mosquito, and said softly:
"In the corner of the bed at the foot, there is a raised stone slab. You pull it to the left hard, and then jump on the bed immediately."
Wu Zhai shook his head again and again, gasping for breath and said:
"I won't go, I'm going to die together. Although the little Taoist priests have low martial arts skills and are useless, they are definitely not people who are greedy for life and afraid of death!"
Slowly reach out to Xiaolongnu's feet to touch the bedside, there is a protruding stone slab at the tentacles, immediately pull it hard, and then jump onto the bed.
Li Mochou sneered:
"When death is imminent, do you still want to be a mandarin duck with the same fate?"
Suddenly I heard a few "rolling" sounds, and the stone bed suddenly sank!
Li Mochou was startled, she knew that the ancient tomb was full of traps, back then, her master was eccentric and hid it from her, but passed all the secrets of how to run the traps to her junior sister, immediately flew forward, stretched out her arms to catch Xiao Longnu.
At this moment, Xiao Longnv has no defense at all, even though the stone bed is sinking, but Li Mochou saw the opportunity very quickly, she was extremely quick to strike, this time she wanted to grab her out of the bed forcefully.
Wu Zhai was shocked and hurriedly grabbed the pillow from the bed and stuffed it into her hand...
I felt my eyes go dark, and there were two "bang bang" sounds. The stone bed had fallen into the lower stone chamber. The stone on the roof pushed up on its own, and immediately pushed Xiao Longnu, Wu Zhai, Li Mochou, and Grandma Sun up and down. separated into two places.
Wu Zhai vaguely saw that there seemed to be tables and chairs in the room, so enduring the pain, he went to the table, took a fire and lit the half-remnant candle on the table, sighing deeply:
"We left Grandma Sun alone!"
The little dragon girl said:
"Grandma Sun has never practiced the "Jade Girl Heart Sutra". My senior sister was also taken care of by her when she was young, so she will not be difficult for her."
As he spoke, he sighed:
"My blood flow is insufficient and it is difficult for me to use my energy to heal my injuries. But even if I am not injured, we can't fight against my senior sister..."
When Wu Zhai heard her words "blood flow is insufficient", before she could finish speaking, he raised his left hand, aimed at the wound on his right shoulder, and poked it hard, blood spurted out immediately.
Then he put the wound near Xiao Longnu's mouth, and blood flowed from her mouth.
Xiao Longnv's whole body was originally cold, with warm blood pouring into her belly, her body felt slightly warm, but she knew that this was not the right move, and the servant wanted to struggle, but Wu Zhai stretched out his fingers to point at the acupoints on her waist, making her unable to move.
After a while, the blood clotted in the wound, and Wu Zhai poked it with his hand again. After pouring blood a few times, he felt dizzy and weak all over.
Then he sat up straight and unlocked her acupuncture points.
Xiao Longnv stared at Wu Zhai for a long time, stopped talking, sighed quietly, and practiced by herself.
(End of this chapter)
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