The Great Escape of Martial Arts
Chapter 81 You Know I Know You Know
Chapter 81 You Know I Know You Know
The little dragon girl said angrily:
"Seventeen or eighteen disciples, don't they exhaust me to death?"
Then he frowned and said quietly:
"Smelly Taoist priest, I'm about to die, you and Grandma Sun don't have long to live, why are you taking seventeen or eight apprentices..."
Wu Zhai was about to say "I know", but he was afraid of being intercepted by Xiao Longnv, so he mumbled it in his mouth, but he still didn't say anything, just said:
"Let's go and bury your senior sister first?"
Xiao Longnv stared blankly at Li Mochou's wide eyes, and after a while said:
"Let's take off the Jade Bee Needle on her body first."
Wu Zhai turned Li Mochou's body over, put his right palm on her waist, and performed a "suction" formula, and saw the jade bee needles slowly protruding out, Wu Zhai urged the palm force , Jade Bee Needle lightly jumped into his left hand again.
Xiao Longnu looked on with interest and asked:
"What kind of kung fu are you doing?"
Wu Zhai laughed and said:
"Quanzhen martial arts, one of the three-flower gathering-top palm techniques, I'll teach you when you recover, okay?"
Xiao Longnv smiled sweetly, her temper was blunted, and she no longer thought about how many days she could live?
Wu Zhai turned Li Mochou over again, and wished in her ear:
"Great beauty, I'm really sorry for being despicable and shameless Taoists today. May you be a cute person who is loved by everyone, flowers bloom and cars are seen in cars in the next life. You can choose all the men in the world, but you Don't even think about it, let's go now!"
As he spoke, he reached out and brushed her eyes.
He took away his palm again, only to see that Li Mochou had closed her eyes, her face was pink and her cheeks were peachy, the corners of her mouth looked like a smile but not a smile, she seemed to be sleeping peacefully and beautifully.
Xiao Longnu clapped her hands and said:
"Smelly Taoist priest, what you said is really interesting, my senior sister heard it!"
Wu Zhai laughed and said:
"It's good to hear, let's go!"
He stretched out his hand to hug Li Mochou, but felt that her body temperature was still hot and her fragrance was still there, he secretly regretted it.
Coming to the coffin room again, Xiao Longnv took out a fire from her bosom and lit the two oil lamps on the stone table.
I saw five sarcophagi placed side by side in an empty hall, two of which were tightly covered, while the lids of the other three were only half pushed up.
Pointing to the first sarcophagus on the right, Xiao Longnu said:
"The patriarch and mother-in-law sleep here."
Pointing to the second sarcophagus, he said:
"Master sleeps here."
She pointed to the third sarcophagus again, only to hear her hesitate and say:
"It stands to reason that sister should sleep here, Taoist priest, tell me where to let her sleep?"
Seeing that these sarcophagi were all alike, Wu Zhai said:
"Where is it not the same?"
The little dragon girl said:
"But I want to sleep next to Master?"
After all, he hesitated and said:
"It's a pity that there is one less coffin here, because my master didn't expect you to come!"
Wu Zhai laughed and said:
"What does that matter? I want to marry you as my wife. Naturally, we will be born in the same quilt and die in the same hole. We will only sleep in the same sarcophagus, so we won't be lonely."
Xiao Longnv smiled sweetly, and let out a long breath, as if she had made up her mind, pointing to the fifth sarcophagus, she said:
"Then let senior sister sleep in that coffin. I want you to accompany me and sleep between Master and Grandma Sun. If we die like this, we will all be together."
Wu Zhai shook his head with a smile, walked to the fifth sarcophagus, opened the lid, and put Li Mochou inside, suddenly seeing blood oozing from the corner of her mouth, he took out a handkerchief to wipe her clean.
Looking back, I saw Xiao Longnv looking at him coldly.
Puzzled and asked:
"What's the matter, little girl?"
Xiao Longnu said coldly:
"On that handkerchief, there are my tears!"
Without waiting for Wu Zhai to speak, Xiao Longnv said coldly:
"My senior sister is pretty, right? You said she was as lovely as a fairy, and you called her a beauty, and you even hugged her..."
Come over, hold out two fingers, and add:
"twice!"
Wu Zhai raised the corner of his mouth and said nothing, just looked at Xiao Longnu and smiled.
The little dragon girl said:
"Stinky Taoist, why are you laughing?"
Wu Zhai smiled, embraced her slender waist, kissed her gently on the cheek, and said softly:
"You take a sip of vinegar, I am so happy to eat it!"
Embarrassed, Xiao Longnv buried her head in his chest and said sullenly:
"Nonsense, why am I jealous!"
Wu Zhai laughed loudly, and said:
"Yeah, you've never been jealous, and you've never been excited..."
Xiao Longnu said in a low voice:
"Smelly Taoist priest, don't talk nonsense!"
The voice became lower and lower, Wu Zhai suddenly felt his chest getting wet, and the girl cried again.
Hearing the sound of bones all over her body again, Wu Zhai was shocked, pushed her away, and reprimanded loudly:
"You cry so much, I don't like it at all!"
With tears in her eyes, Xiao Longnv said in astonishment:
"What did you say?"
Wu Zhai didn't look at her, he stared at Li Mochou in the sarcophagus and said:
"Your senior sister is better looking, her body is soft, you can see that she seems to be asleep..."
Xiao Longnv's complexion was pale, her eyes were wide open, and she couldn't say a word.
Wu Zhai then turned his head, pointed to the third sarcophagus, and said apologetically:
"Silly girl, I said these words on purpose to irritate you. If you continue to cry, we will go to sleep there before we have time to pray!"
Xiao Longnu took a deep breath and said angrily:
"If you go on, don't cry, I'm already mad!"
Wu Zhai suddenly said:
"I know……"
After waiting for a while, Xiao Longnv didn't speak, neither did Wu Zhai.
Xiao Longnv said in surprise:
"what do you know?"
Wu Zhai laughed and said:
"As soon as I said I knew it before, you came to cut me off. I thought you knew what I knew and you knew, so I tried."
Xiao Longnv pursed her lips and said with a smile:
"Smelly Taoist priest, are you chanting scriptures? I won't intercept you this time, just say whatever you want!"
Wu Zhai took an oil lamp from the table and said:
"Little girl, come here, let's take a look at our home in a hundred years."
The little dragon girl said:
"What's so beautiful about that?"
Still walking over gently, he moved to the side of the third sarcophagus, Wu Zhai put the oil lamp inside, and said:
"Look, there are words on the lid of the coffin."
Xiao Longnv tilted her head and saw that there seemed to be words written on the inside of the coffin lid. She stared at it and saw sixteen large characters:
"The Heart Sutra of the Jade Girl, the skills of Quanzhen, the life of Chongyang, is not weaker than others."
These sixteen characters are written in thick ink, the brushwork is vigorous and the font is very large, although the coffin cover is only halfway opened, it is still clear when viewed from the side of the eye.
Xiao Longnu let out a "Huh" and said:
"what does that mean?"
Wu Zhai nodded and said:
"This is the handwriting of Patriarch Chongyang."
The little dragon girl said:
"It seems to be written by him. He seems to say that although our "Jade Heart Sutra" is better than Quanzhen School's martial arts, but he himself is not weaker than Patriarch Grandma, right?"
When Xiao Longnv looked at the sixteen characters again, she saw that there were many small characters written behind them, but the characters were small and they were on the other side of the coffin lid, so it was hard to read, and said:
"Smelly Taoist priest, you carry me in."
Wu Zhai picked her up and felt that she was as fragrant as orchid and as soft as jade.
For a moment, he didn't want to let her go, so he hugged her and walked around in the spiritual room.
(End of this chapter)
The little dragon girl said angrily:
"Seventeen or eighteen disciples, don't they exhaust me to death?"
Then he frowned and said quietly:
"Smelly Taoist priest, I'm about to die, you and Grandma Sun don't have long to live, why are you taking seventeen or eight apprentices..."
Wu Zhai was about to say "I know", but he was afraid of being intercepted by Xiao Longnv, so he mumbled it in his mouth, but he still didn't say anything, just said:
"Let's go and bury your senior sister first?"
Xiao Longnv stared blankly at Li Mochou's wide eyes, and after a while said:
"Let's take off the Jade Bee Needle on her body first."
Wu Zhai turned Li Mochou's body over, put his right palm on her waist, and performed a "suction" formula, and saw the jade bee needles slowly protruding out, Wu Zhai urged the palm force , Jade Bee Needle lightly jumped into his left hand again.
Xiao Longnu looked on with interest and asked:
"What kind of kung fu are you doing?"
Wu Zhai laughed and said:
"Quanzhen martial arts, one of the three-flower gathering-top palm techniques, I'll teach you when you recover, okay?"
Xiao Longnv smiled sweetly, her temper was blunted, and she no longer thought about how many days she could live?
Wu Zhai turned Li Mochou over again, and wished in her ear:
"Great beauty, I'm really sorry for being despicable and shameless Taoists today. May you be a cute person who is loved by everyone, flowers bloom and cars are seen in cars in the next life. You can choose all the men in the world, but you Don't even think about it, let's go now!"
As he spoke, he reached out and brushed her eyes.
He took away his palm again, only to see that Li Mochou had closed her eyes, her face was pink and her cheeks were peachy, the corners of her mouth looked like a smile but not a smile, she seemed to be sleeping peacefully and beautifully.
Xiao Longnu clapped her hands and said:
"Smelly Taoist priest, what you said is really interesting, my senior sister heard it!"
Wu Zhai laughed and said:
"It's good to hear, let's go!"
He stretched out his hand to hug Li Mochou, but felt that her body temperature was still hot and her fragrance was still there, he secretly regretted it.
Coming to the coffin room again, Xiao Longnv took out a fire from her bosom and lit the two oil lamps on the stone table.
I saw five sarcophagi placed side by side in an empty hall, two of which were tightly covered, while the lids of the other three were only half pushed up.
Pointing to the first sarcophagus on the right, Xiao Longnu said:
"The patriarch and mother-in-law sleep here."
Pointing to the second sarcophagus, he said:
"Master sleeps here."
She pointed to the third sarcophagus again, only to hear her hesitate and say:
"It stands to reason that sister should sleep here, Taoist priest, tell me where to let her sleep?"
Seeing that these sarcophagi were all alike, Wu Zhai said:
"Where is it not the same?"
The little dragon girl said:
"But I want to sleep next to Master?"
After all, he hesitated and said:
"It's a pity that there is one less coffin here, because my master didn't expect you to come!"
Wu Zhai laughed and said:
"What does that matter? I want to marry you as my wife. Naturally, we will be born in the same quilt and die in the same hole. We will only sleep in the same sarcophagus, so we won't be lonely."
Xiao Longnv smiled sweetly, and let out a long breath, as if she had made up her mind, pointing to the fifth sarcophagus, she said:
"Then let senior sister sleep in that coffin. I want you to accompany me and sleep between Master and Grandma Sun. If we die like this, we will all be together."
Wu Zhai shook his head with a smile, walked to the fifth sarcophagus, opened the lid, and put Li Mochou inside, suddenly seeing blood oozing from the corner of her mouth, he took out a handkerchief to wipe her clean.
Looking back, I saw Xiao Longnv looking at him coldly.
Puzzled and asked:
"What's the matter, little girl?"
Xiao Longnu said coldly:
"On that handkerchief, there are my tears!"
Without waiting for Wu Zhai to speak, Xiao Longnv said coldly:
"My senior sister is pretty, right? You said she was as lovely as a fairy, and you called her a beauty, and you even hugged her..."
Come over, hold out two fingers, and add:
"twice!"
Wu Zhai raised the corner of his mouth and said nothing, just looked at Xiao Longnu and smiled.
The little dragon girl said:
"Stinky Taoist, why are you laughing?"
Wu Zhai smiled, embraced her slender waist, kissed her gently on the cheek, and said softly:
"You take a sip of vinegar, I am so happy to eat it!"
Embarrassed, Xiao Longnv buried her head in his chest and said sullenly:
"Nonsense, why am I jealous!"
Wu Zhai laughed loudly, and said:
"Yeah, you've never been jealous, and you've never been excited..."
Xiao Longnu said in a low voice:
"Smelly Taoist priest, don't talk nonsense!"
The voice became lower and lower, Wu Zhai suddenly felt his chest getting wet, and the girl cried again.
Hearing the sound of bones all over her body again, Wu Zhai was shocked, pushed her away, and reprimanded loudly:
"You cry so much, I don't like it at all!"
With tears in her eyes, Xiao Longnv said in astonishment:
"What did you say?"
Wu Zhai didn't look at her, he stared at Li Mochou in the sarcophagus and said:
"Your senior sister is better looking, her body is soft, you can see that she seems to be asleep..."
Xiao Longnv's complexion was pale, her eyes were wide open, and she couldn't say a word.
Wu Zhai then turned his head, pointed to the third sarcophagus, and said apologetically:
"Silly girl, I said these words on purpose to irritate you. If you continue to cry, we will go to sleep there before we have time to pray!"
Xiao Longnu took a deep breath and said angrily:
"If you go on, don't cry, I'm already mad!"
Wu Zhai suddenly said:
"I know……"
After waiting for a while, Xiao Longnv didn't speak, neither did Wu Zhai.
Xiao Longnv said in surprise:
"what do you know?"
Wu Zhai laughed and said:
"As soon as I said I knew it before, you came to cut me off. I thought you knew what I knew and you knew, so I tried."
Xiao Longnv pursed her lips and said with a smile:
"Smelly Taoist priest, are you chanting scriptures? I won't intercept you this time, just say whatever you want!"
Wu Zhai took an oil lamp from the table and said:
"Little girl, come here, let's take a look at our home in a hundred years."
The little dragon girl said:
"What's so beautiful about that?"
Still walking over gently, he moved to the side of the third sarcophagus, Wu Zhai put the oil lamp inside, and said:
"Look, there are words on the lid of the coffin."
Xiao Longnv tilted her head and saw that there seemed to be words written on the inside of the coffin lid. She stared at it and saw sixteen large characters:
"The Heart Sutra of the Jade Girl, the skills of Quanzhen, the life of Chongyang, is not weaker than others."
These sixteen characters are written in thick ink, the brushwork is vigorous and the font is very large, although the coffin cover is only halfway opened, it is still clear when viewed from the side of the eye.
Xiao Longnu let out a "Huh" and said:
"what does that mean?"
Wu Zhai nodded and said:
"This is the handwriting of Patriarch Chongyang."
The little dragon girl said:
"It seems to be written by him. He seems to say that although our "Jade Heart Sutra" is better than Quanzhen School's martial arts, but he himself is not weaker than Patriarch Grandma, right?"
When Xiao Longnv looked at the sixteen characters again, she saw that there were many small characters written behind them, but the characters were small and they were on the other side of the coffin lid, so it was hard to read, and said:
"Smelly Taoist priest, you carry me in."
Wu Zhai picked her up and felt that she was as fragrant as orchid and as soft as jade.
For a moment, he didn't want to let her go, so he hugged her and walked around in the spiritual room.
(End of this chapter)
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