My system is a bit crazy

Chapter 123 Carving is not easy, I am too difficult

"Jiang Hong, look quickly! Sand Sculpture is on fire, I've found Sand Sculpture's Douyin!"

"My daily routine with my family?"

"Huh? You sold the sand sculpture? No, this Douyin account is actually called 'Jiang Hong Da Sand Sculpture'!!!"

"Hahahahaha!"

Jiang Xiaolan laughed and said, "Brother, I didn't expect you to be such a Jiang Hong!"

Jiang Hong snatched the phone and clicked on the user information. It really is "Jiang Hong's Great Sand Sculpture", isn't it called "Jiang Hong's Sand Sculpture"?

Jiang Hong: (╯° °)╯︵┻━┻
Jiang Xiaolan (\(^o^)/) said: "Let's reap the fruits of it! I asked you to name it 'Sand Sculpture', and even lied to it that it is the hero of the sky. Now it's all right, I guess everyone thinks that this sculpture is called 'Sand Sculpture' Jiang Hong', 'Hong' already means 'bird', brother, you are so stupid!"

"You talk too much!"

"Let's take a look. I've got 1+ likes and 3000+ comments. Brother, your reputation as a scumbag has been confirmed!"

With a dark face, Jiang Hong sent a WeChat message to Mr. Liang, the boss of Zhenxing BBQ.

Hong Xiaolan: Is Boss Liang here?Please explain this video to me (angry expression)

Shared Jiang Xiaolan's Douyin video just now.

Liang Zhenxing probably hasn't closed the stall yet after get off work. The business of the barbecue stall is booming at night, so he doesn't have time to send you WeChat messages.

At around twelve o'clock, Liang Zhenxing finally replied to Jiang Hong's voice message.

Revitalize China: Brother Jiang Hong, I'm sorry the store is too busy.What's wrong with this video, it's so handsome, look at how delicious the sand sculpture eats leeks, and the eyes are very good.

Jiang Hong: I mean the name!What the hell is "Jiang Hong's big sand sculpture"?I……

Jiang Hong: Carrying a 40-meter machete.JPG
Revitalizing China: This is the original thing.You can't blame me, Brother Jiang, it was your sand sculpture that asked to change it. It was originally called "Jiang Hong's Sand Sculpture". Your sculpture is really smart and can read. Please change the word "的" to "Big" character, you say it's not magical, it refuses to perform without changing it, you see my store has been changed to "Sand Sculpture Barbecue Shop", what if it doesn't cooperate

Jiang Hong: Let Boss Liang eat roasted sculptures another day to show how much he has taken care of my sand sculptures in the past few days

Revitalize China: Brother Jiang, don't be impulsive, I'll just change it back.Sand sculptures can't be killed, can't be killed
Jiang Hong: expressionless.JPG
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When Jiang Hong came to the balcony, the sand sculpture quietly groomed his wings and hiccupped.

This eagle secretly stalked me, which is unbearable.

"Brother Diao, it seems that the food has been good these few days? Boss Liang has fed you fat for nothing, and you have become fatter!"

Sand Sculpture: "Googoo~ What's the matter, envy me! This sculpture is now a star among you human beings. Every day, what you call young ladies come to me to take pictures, and what you call licking dogs come to lick me!"

"Hey, Sand Sculpture, you are so arrogant!"

"Jiang Hong, this sculpture is no longer called the Sand Sculpture. You actually lied to me. The Sand Sculpture does not mean 'Hero of the Sky' at all. This sculpture is now called 'The Super Invincible Domineering, Mighty and Unparalleled Golden-Winged God-Eyed Sculpture King'. You Just be a fool!"

"Why are you dancing better than Jiang Xiaolan? The elder brother stopped screaming! Bind and restrain!"

With a "swish", the sand sculpture was tied up by Jiang Hong.

"You...what are you doing?" The sand sculpture found that he couldn't break free from the rope, and he couldn't grow back to his normal size, so Jiang Hong carried it like a tied rooster.

"It seems that you don't listen to me! Well, let's put you back in the secret realm of the Xiangshui Shen Sect! Maybe that's where you belong." Jiang Hong said with pretense of regret.

"Gugu~ Big brother, I was wrong. I am a sand sculpture. Isn't it okay that I am a sand sculpture?" The sand sculpture burst into tears.

Jiang Hong looked at the eagle with tears in his eyes, and pretended to sneer and said, "It seems that this year's Golden Horse Awards will give out the Best Animal Award, which is specially awarded to those beasts with first-class acting skills. Your tears are useless to me. I am a killer with no emotions! Originally, I wanted to eat roasted whole eagles. You are not a rare animal, so you can eat it if you eat it, but seeing that you and I have a contract, I decided to let you fly into the mountains and forests. Don't worry, I will come back to see you every week, and I will bring you your favorite leeks, bundles and bundles, and you will be full!"

The Sha Diao was heartbroken: "Brother, I was wrong. I am the younger brother, I am the Sha Diao. From now on, I will be whatever you call me. If you ask me to eat leeks, I will never eat cabbage. If you ask me to eat beef offal, I will never eat chicken offal. If you ask me to go, I will fly wherever you want, and I will carry whoever you ask me to carry. I can also catch mice and Xiaoqiang. I can wipe the ceiling and the floor. I am mankind's best companion!"

"Do you want to be a licking eagle?"

"Since the eldest brother said that I am a licking eagle, I will be a licking eagle. I will listen to every word of the eldest brother carefully and carry out the will of the eldest brother."

"You should still be called Sand Sculpture! For the sake of your loyalty, I will give you another chance!"

"Thank you for your trust, brother." Sha Diao sighed in his heart: Finally, he doesn't have to go back, and his happy life is preserved. Once he is loosened and I hide far away, I don't believe he can still fly past me!
Suddenly, Jiang Hong pinched its head and fed a detoxification pill into its mouth!

"What I just gave you is called 'arsenic pill'. It is a colorless and odorless poison. If there is no antidote within three days, your bones will turn into ashes and your blood into water. You will die from the poison and your death will be extremely miserable. You You must get an antidote from me every seven days, otherwise no one can save you." Jiang Hong released the rope from the sand sculpture.

The sand sculpture silently huddled in the corner: I am too difficult.

They all signed the contract and gave me poison.

"As long as you are obedient, you will be happy every day. You don't have to hunt when you shoot videos, and you don't have to hunt. The barbecue is so delicious! It's a great feeling to have a pretty boy taking a photo with you."

The sand sculpture thought: Yes, isn't it just a name?Wouldn't it be enough to call it a sand sculpture at home, and call it the super invincible domineering vertical and horizontal mighty and unparalleled golden-winged god-eye sculpture king?How stupid of me to know this!

Jiang Hong knew that the wild nature of this eagle had not yet been tamed, but fortunately, the sand eagle was still in its infancy, easy to deceive, and he had the strength to suppress it. Eating and drinking like this every day would inevitably lose some of its instincts, so Jiang Hong decided to arrange some tasks for it.

"Sand Sculpture, I have a mission for you!"

"Yes, brother, please give me your orders!" Sha Diao imitated a soldier and made a military salute.

"Can the birds that rule the entire Star City do it?"

"No problem! There have been many female birds surrounding me in the past few days, and I feel annoyed. The mission assigned by my brother will be completed."

"Okay! This is the detoxification pill. After taking it, you can live for seven more days! Sand sculpture, come on!" Jiang Hong threw a piece of chocolate to it.

"Thank you, big brother!" The sand sculpture swallowed immediately, this will be its lifeline in the future!
As if being firmly choked by the throat of fate!
Jiang Hong walked into the room satisfied.

(To be continued)
(End of this chapter)