My system is a bit crazy

Chapter 51
Jiang Hong pressed Lan Mengxian's head back with one hand.

"Everyone has everyone's secrets, don't you want to know them all!"

"That's right! Hee hee, I almost cast a spell on you. You will fall asleep as soon as I cast the spell! Then there will be some secrets about you that I don't know."

"Is this how you sneaked into the City Lord's Mansion?"

"Of course, they all fell down with a wave of my little hand, but the Yangzhou city lord Jindan cultivation base, I can only stun him for a moment and he regains his sanity."

"What kind of trick is this? You can stun even the Golden Core Stage at the Foundation Establishment Stage!" Jiang Hong thought he couldn't resist the spell that could stun even the Golden Core Stage.

"This is the unique skill of our Heavenly Dream Holy Land, I can't tell you!" Lan Mengxian said proudly.

"That's fine! But I think you may not be able to use this powerful move in the future. As soon as you use it, someone from the City Lord's Mansion will come to grab you with a knife."

"It seems so! Then I can only use this trick with my face covered!"

"You can continue to be a thief at night!"

"Cut, who wants to be a thief? There is nothing to steal in Yangzhou City. If it weren't for the mirage dragon scales that are just useful to me, this lady is so rare about the things in his city lord's mansion? Any treasure from my house can be worth it to him." The city lord's mansion."

"Then do you have these with you?" Jiang Hong asked.

"What? If you want to kill people and seize treasures, just rely on your cultivation in the early stage of foundation establishment?"

"Cut. Get off the bed and stay in a hotel if you have money. This bed is hard and not worthy of your status as a young lady."

"Hey, anyway, you are the only person I know in Yangzhou City. Do you treat guests like this? Didn't Confucius say that it is a pleasure to have friends coming from afar?" Lan Mengxian said angrily.

"And Miss Ben is so beautiful and lovely, are you willing to drive me out?"

"10 low-grade spirit stones for one night!"

"It's so expensive! The best hotel out there only costs one spirit stone at most for one night!"

"Love can't live!"

"No, 10 medium-grade spirit stones, stay for ten nights first. I knew you were planning on getting the ten spirit stones during the day, and you pretended not to want them."

Jiang Hong took Lan Mengxian's ten spirit stones. This girl was really rich, she didn't cheat, she didn't care about the little girl on the bed, she looked in the bronze mirror and walked out.

"Hey, why are you going?"

"Go out and find a place to sleep!"

"You don't sleep here?"

"There's only one bed here! You've spent all the money, so why should I want you to sleep on the floor?"

"Why should I sleep on the floor, you sleep on the floor!"

"And why do I have to sleep on the floor? I'm rich, so sleeping in a hotel is much more uncomfortable! Besides, I don't need to spend money to sleep in a brothel now, and I can also take a flower bath!" Jiang Hong laughed.

"Wow, Li Bai, you bastard, I'm so pissed off. Since you're going to visit a brothel in front of me!" Lan Mengxian sat up from the bed. After Jiang Hong said this, she really felt that the bed was a bit hard. uncomfortable.And this bastard actually left her to go shopping in the brothel, and returned the money to him by himself, it was really unbearable.

"It's not going to piao, just rest for one night." Jiang Hong carried a sword on his back by the way.

"No. I sleep alone for fear that a pervert will come in and defile me, but you have to protect me by my side."

"10 low-grade spirit stones for one night!"

"make a deal!"

Another 10 middle-grade spirit stones arrived in the account, and it was the first time Jiang Hong felt that the money was so easy to earn.Spirit stones cannot be exchanged for king coins. If you exchange spirit stones for gold and silver in a few days, you will definitely be able to exchange them for more, and finally you can learn skills freely.

Jiang Hong cleared out the living room, laid down a quilt and mat, put some books on his pillow, and lay down slowly.

It is really inconvenient to live outside because I have to practice every day.In addition, the little girl is so cute and simple-minded, so it doesn't do him any harm.

"Don't let others find you when you go to the toilet at night and wash up tomorrow morning! Otherwise, you will ruin my famous name, Li Bai."

"Cut! The last sentence is for me to say yes to you. Li Bai, I find that you are quite thick-skinned."

"Blue girl, go to bed early."

Jiang Hong waved off the two lights.

"Don't call me blue girl..."

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"Li Bai? Li Bai? Are you asleep?"

A quarter of an hour later, Lan Mengxian's call came from the darkness.

"Sleep!"

"I knew that you wouldn't be able to sleep with a beautiful woman by your side!"

Lan Mengxian snapped her fingers, and the oil lamp came on again.

"Stinky girl, what do you want to do?"

"People can't sleep!"

"If you can't fall asleep, count the spirit stones, count them and fall asleep!"

Lights out.

After a while...

"Li Bai, I still can't sleep!"

Jiang Hong: (o_o)
"Why don't you try to use the method of falling asleep by yourself?"

"No, to be honest, I can sleep, but these days I always have nightmares!"

"It turned out that I was afraid to sleep because I was afraid of having nightmares. Blue girl, you are so timid!"

"Humph!"

"Sleep thinking of happy things and you won't have nightmares!"

"Oh!"

……

In the middle of the night, Lan Mengxian woke up from a nightmare, and Jiang Hong also woke up. In his sleep, he was hit by a spell from Lan Mengxian.

Health 8000
After waking up, there was a burning smell in his chest, and at the same time, the whole house was in a mess, and all the jade hanging on the wall was broken.

On the bed, he saw Lan Mengxian hugging her legs and leaning aside, with tears still on her face.

"Yes... I'm sorry, I will compensate you!"

Jiang Hong had a headache, everything happened to him.

Fortunately, the movement here did not disturb others.

Come to Lan Mengxian's bed and sit down.

"How many days have you been having nightmares?"

"Two months!"

"Why are you having nightmares? Tell me!"

Lan Mengxian gritted her teeth, and said, "Because... the selection of the saintess of Heavenly Dream Holy Land!"

Um?Is it the selection of the saint again?He remembered that Concubine Yanyun's mother also participated in the selection of the saint, and the selection competition was very fierce.But Lan Mengxian is the suzerain's daughter, so there should be no doubt about the result of the selection.

"Are you afraid that you won't be selected and you will disappoint your family's expectations?"

"no!"

"why?"

"Our Tianmeng Holy Land's exercises major in dreams, and we get a kind of power called 'Dream Power', and every time a saint is selected, only one person will always survive, and this person will get everyone's dream power and die." Consolidate your own Dream Soul Realm."

"Are you afraid of death?"

"I'm not afraid. My father is the suzerain, and she won't allow me to be swallowed by others."

"Isn't that a good thing?"

"Such cruelty, how could it be a good thing. Some are good sisters who grew up together, how can I have the heart to watch them die in front of me?" Lan Mengxian cried.

"Do they know this?"

"Some know and some don't! But what can they do? Some of them are also very powerful, they are the core disciples of the other lines, and they must have treasures given by the adults."

"Then why are you worried that they are not worried about yourself?"

"Because none of them can compare to my father's, they have no chance of winning!"

Having an awesome father can really do whatever he wants, and generally speaking, the little girl is too kind-hearted.

"Has the selection started?"

"There is still half a year!"

"Can they choose not to participate in the saint selection?"

"Yes. But then they will lose [-]% of their resources. In the future, they will have little chance of fighting against the demons. The people behind them encourage them to compete for resources, but if they become deserters, they will lose their support."

"Do you know? Even if you withdraw from the selection, you will still choose someone in the end. It can even be said that if you withdraw from the selection, instead of preventing your friends from dying, it will attract more acquaintances to die. Because they Seeing opportunities and having options, the success rate has changed from zero to yes.”

"really?"

"Well! Believe it or not, it's up to you!"

"Then should I go back?"

"Anyway, there's still half a year left, and you're not in a hurry, go back after playing."

"Good!" Lan Mengxian smiled like a flower at this moment.

"Actually, it's good for me to have nightmares! It can help me cultivate and improve my cultivation. Nightmares are the most dangerous dreams, and even dangers can be regarded as opportunities. Our holy land also has a special place for nightmare cultivation!"

"No wonder!" Jiang Hong sighed secretly.

"Li Bai!"

"how?"

"If my technique goes a step further, it can not only make people fall asleep but also give them sweet dreams!"

"Is Chunmeng okay?"

"rogue!"

……

"Li Bai."

"Can you tell stories? My mother used to tell me stories when I was sleeping!"

"No, you can read the book yourself! I have "Warring States Policy", "Lu Shi Chun Qiu", "Shui Jing Zhu" and so on here. You pick a book and read it!" Jiang Hong picked up a few books on his pillow and threw them to Blue Mengxian.

"I've seen these a long time ago, and I can recite them all."

"Really or not, then I'll test you. In "Warring States Policy", Qi Ce, Qin False Road, Han Wei..."

"Hey! Li Bai, do you know how to coax girls?" Lan Mengxian threw a few books at Jiang Hong.

Jiang Hong: Jiang Xiaolan was coaxed like this when he was a child!I was picky about food, so I would eat a few hungry meals. At night, if I wanted to listen to a story, I would pull out a Chinese book and take a test on classical Chinese, and I would fall asleep immediately.

"In this case, 10 low-grade spirit stones per story!"

"Deal! Let me tell you in advance that the story I told you can't be told to others!"

"Uh-huh!"

So, just like that, Jiang Hong began to talk about "Andersen's Fairy Tales".

little girl selling candles

It was a cold New Year's Eve, and the north wind howled.

On this cold and dark night, a well-behaved little girl was walking barefoot on the street...

(Matches were invented in China, but they were not called matches in ancient times, they were called hair candles)
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"Woooooo! The little girl is too pitiful. Not only did she fail to sell a single hair candle, but she froze to death on the street. Woooooo~~"

For a while, there were sobs in the room.

"Li Bai, Li Bai. Your story is so good. I have never heard such a story. If you tell me more, I want to hear it!"

Jiang Hong's mind was full of black lines, it seemed that he couldn't tell sad stories, otherwise he would fall asleep crying.

king's new clothes

Many, many years ago, there was a king who spent all his money, even the treasury, in order to dress gorgeously and beautifully.He neither pays attention to the anti-monsterism at the border, nor does he pay attention to the suffering of people's livelihood...

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"Ahahahaha, Li Bai, this king is too stupid to run naked! However, which country is the king you mentioned from? I must check the ancient books. Such a king is not a king of subjugation!"

Lan Mengxian couldn't stop laughing.

"Hey, Li Bai, your story is interesting, do you have any more? I want more!"

Jiang Hong: I can't sleep now!
(To be continued)
(End of this chapter)