My system is a bit crazy
Chapter 9 Did I, the scarab, provoke you?
Chapter 9 Did I, the scarab, provoke you?
Just when Jiang Hong was still thinking about how to settle the dinner with his sister tonight, the cold female voice of the system sounded in his mind.
Are you on a mission? ! ! !
Jiang Hong spent the whole afternoon repairing [Bian Que's Medical Book] just to trigger that task, because now only the task can make him upgrade, there is no other path to speak of.
Unexpectedly, there is nowhere to find a place to break through the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get it.
Passing by the community park, the task was triggered like this.
Jiang Hong unconsciously connected to the king system.
【Ding】
【Trigger task】
【Mission Announcement - Willow's Sorrow】
[Mission details: Summer is here, and the willow trees by the pond in Heping Community began to complain, "Why did this damn golden beetle start to suck my blood again?" Responding to the national call for environmental protection, we made better arrangements for the willow trees by the pond branches and catch a hundred scarabs in two hours. 】
[Quest Item: Granny Zhang’s Bug Basket]
Item introduction: Granny Zhang weaves it out of ten-year-old Hanshui bamboo. The bamboo strips are so tight that ordinary small insects cannot escape.
[Task Reward: Experience +50, King Coin +5, Blessing of the Willow Tree]
[Punishment for mission failure: Force-feeding (task amount - actual amount) × 10 scarab beetles and being unable to poop for a week]
[Task progress: 0/100]
[Mission countdown: 1:59:25]
……
[The mission hall is open: Now that you have made a choice, you must have the awareness to fall at any time]
……
"Jiang Hong, what are you going to eat tonight? Huh? Jiang Hong, why don't you leave?"
Jiang Lan saw his brother stopped, and then.
boom!
Jiang Hongzheng fell face down on the ground.
Flat fall!
Jiang Lan: Don't you bring something like this?Dare you fainted and addicted?
But as a younger sister, she still hurried over and turned Jiang Hong over.
Her brother fell down suddenly, and she was very worried.
Could it be that Jiang Hong has leukemia, or is it at an advanced stage?
Just when he was about to pat Jiang Hong with his hands, Jiang Hong regained consciousness and saw Jiang Lan was very worried and patted her head, comforting him: "It's okay, it's okay!"
With that said, both of them stood up.
"Jiang Hong, tell me honestly, you don't have some kind of terminal illness, do you? It's always like this in TV dramas, don't you?"
Jiang Lan hugged Jiang Hong's arm, her eyes were red.
"I'm not sick!"
"Why do you suddenly faint again when you're not sick? I fainted yesterday, and it's the same today. Brother, don't leave me, I won't play games anymore, okay?"
A deep apology rose in Jiang Hong's heart.
Just now, in order to check the mission information, I forgot what my situation was at this moment.His consciousness left his physical body and entered the system space. He fainted without warning in front of his sister because it was his own fault that made her so worried.
Jiang Hong stepped forward and hugged her into his arms.
"Brother will never leave you, never. Don't cry, okay?"
Jiang Lan felt Jiang Hong's heartbeat, his words were full of determination and sincerity, Jiang Lan whispered "Yes", and then wiped his eyes on Jiang Hong's clothes.
Jiang Hong: "Jiang Lan, let's catch scarab beetles and play?"
Jiang Lan's eyes lit up, and he remembered that when he was in elementary school, his brother would often catch these small insects.At the beginning, I caught bugs to scare her, but then I followed my brother to catch them when I got more courageous.
Later, as both of them grew up, they hadn't played these games for many years.
"Okay!"
I don't know why Jiang Hong wants to catch beetles, but she just wants to play with him, maybe this is her dependence on him!
In Jiang Xiaolan's world, Jiang Dahong gave her more company than his parents.
He tutored her homework since she was a child so that she seldom attended tutoring classes;
Calling her up in the morning to go to school is the first person she sees every day;
Urging her to bed at night is the first person she says good night to every day;
The person who gets into a fight with a neighbor's child is the one who stands up for her without asking why;
It was the one who took the punishment for her when she did something bad;
They went to the same elementary school, the same junior high school, and the same high school. They played the harmonica he played in elementary school, used the review materials he wrote in junior high school, and wore the school uniforms he wore before high school.
Although she often jokes with him and gets angry with him from time to time.But she will eat all the snacks he buys, treasure the gifts she buys, and complete the homework he assigns carefully. He hopes that she can get good grades and she will continue to work hard.
In short, he is the best brother in the world, not one of them.
"Wait for me here while I go get something." Jiang Hong confessed and ran to a deserted place to take out the mission item - Granny Zhang's insect basket.
Mission items can be collected optionally and will not disappear until the mission ends.
"Daji, won't the scarab beetle escape if you put it in? I see there is a gap in this bamboo basket!"
"Master, please rest assured that the system will not deceive people in this regard. Ordinary insects like scarabs can't run if they say they can't run!"
"This bug basket doesn't look big. Two basketballs are as big. Wouldn't it be too crowded if we caught 100? Scarabs wouldn't kill each other in it, would they all die?"
"No, one hundred is enough. Besides, the insect basket has the function of suppressing the smell of insects. The scarabs will settle down after a while, so the owner can rest assured."
Cutting off the communication with Daji, Jiang Hong came to Jiang Lan with a basket.
"Jiang Hong, what is this?"
"I don't know whose fish basket it is. I found it when I passed by last time. The workmanship is still very precise. It's a pity to throw it away. This time it can just be used to hold scarabs. Hehe!"
Jiang Lan asked: "It's such a big basket, are you going to drive all the beetles in the park of the community to death?"
"Who said that? Isn't it destroying the ecology by killing them all? Forget it, let's go, let's catch a few for fun first."
[The host invites your sister—Jiang Lan to join the team]
……
The sun is so comfortable on my golden shell. My golden old green flew out of the place of residence as usual and came to the water's edge. Several food sources were swinging in the wind. Little did I know that my golden old green was welcoming them. Green sucks the fate of blood.
As expected, anything that won’t move is foolish food.
I chose a good place early. I want to start eating. After eating, I will find a beautiful female beetle. I will be very happy to carry on the family line for my old green family and welcome the next summer.
Hmph, three of the same kind actually ran over to share this feeding spot with me. I have a lot of old and green lords, so I don’t care too much about these scarabs. They eat theirs, and I suck mine.
Jin Laolu:? ? ? ! ! !
What's happening here?
I saw a big hand descending from the sky, grabbing all four of them in his hand.
help!help!
I moved my hind legs desperately, the hind legs are the most powerful part of my body, I wanted to use this strength to break free from this claw, and the other three of the same kind did the same, struggling desperately.
But it didn't work.
We were thrown into a jar, and at first we still bumped into the jar walls. Later, my three companions and I calmed down, as if we were resigned to our fate.
Those small gaps, God damn it, I don't know who would weave them so tightly, no matter how hard I drilled, I couldn't get out.
Powerless!
Through those small gaps, I saw two monsters, one long and one short, on the willow trees in the pond, crazily capturing my compatriots.
What I, Jin Laolu, want to say is: When and where did my scarab family provoke you?So ruthless!
What kind of blood feud is this?
I don't know how long it has passed, but it already has more than 20 companions by its side.
shed painful tears,
After drinking this glass of wine,
In the next life, we will be brothers again,
Let us, hand in hand,
Walk together on Huangquan Road.
Jin Laolu flew to a female scarab beetle and began to release the last energy of insect life.
……
Jiang Hong under the willow tree thought that the punishment for this mission was too humane!
What should I do if I eat 10 times as many scarabs as punishment and cannot excrete them for a week?No deductions, no downgrades, no death, but it's quite disgusting!
"Jiang Hong, I caught another one. Haha, this is No. 20. It's awesome!"
On the willow tree, Jiang Xiaolan's voice came.
It stands to reason that girls are afraid of some small bugs and the like, but Jiang Xiaolan is different, she is not afraid of cockroaches and beetles, this is all biased by Jiang Hong since she was a child.
In order to stimulate Jiang Xiaolan's enthusiasm, Jiang Hong had a competition with her to catch more scarabs.
If he loses, he promises to buy Jiang Xiaolan a king skin with 288 credits. If Jiang Xiaolan loses, he will be fined and not allowed to play with his mobile phone for a week.
Jiang Xiaolan is very motivated. Although the special effects of 288’s hero skin are not gorgeous, it is still a skin with added attributes, and there are several 288 skins that are also very good-looking. She has been jealous for a long time. What year and month do you want to gather!
Jiang Hong: Hehe, your brother will always be your brother, and you still want a skin?
The beetles in the park were devastated.
Scarabs, belonging to invertebrates, class Insecta, and order Coleoptera, are recognized as soil-dwelling pests that are difficult to control at home and abroad. There are many types of pests, wide distribution, miscellaneous feeding habits, hidden life, strong adaptability, and different lengths of life history. It is difficult to prevent and control.
Students who caught scarabs when they were young also know that this thing is greedy for food, flies at a slow speed, flies at a low altitude, and has poor vigilance.
Jiang Hongdu climbed up the tree and stood in front of them, and they continued to suck the tree pulp.
? ? ?How underestimated human beings!
Soon, the scarab beetles could no longer be seen on the willow trees by the pond in the park.
Jiang Hong and Jiang Lan went to look for other trees. There were also several peach trees and privet trees in the park. These trees were also the target of scarab beetles. Some of them would even fly into the grass. If they were lucky, they could survive under the sun. See its shiny golden shell.
Scarab: Isn't this my protective color?I knock, the sun kills me! ! !
When catching a beetle on a privet tree, the quest progress changes from [mission progress: 65/100] to [mission progress: 66/100].
No wonder the willow trees are sad, more than 60 were caught in less than half an hour, and new ones appeared in some places after a walk around after the catch.
These privet trees must be one of the beetles that have harmed the willow tree, otherwise the progress of the mission will not increase.
Two hours, one hundred.
This task is not difficult! ! !
(To be continued)
Scarab: Steal money or steal sex, in a word!
Jiang Hong: Do you have collection and recommendation tickets?
Scarabs have nothing to love
(End of this chapter)
Just when Jiang Hong was still thinking about how to settle the dinner with his sister tonight, the cold female voice of the system sounded in his mind.
Are you on a mission? ! ! !
Jiang Hong spent the whole afternoon repairing [Bian Que's Medical Book] just to trigger that task, because now only the task can make him upgrade, there is no other path to speak of.
Unexpectedly, there is nowhere to find a place to break through the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get it.
Passing by the community park, the task was triggered like this.
Jiang Hong unconsciously connected to the king system.
【Ding】
【Trigger task】
【Mission Announcement - Willow's Sorrow】
[Mission details: Summer is here, and the willow trees by the pond in Heping Community began to complain, "Why did this damn golden beetle start to suck my blood again?" Responding to the national call for environmental protection, we made better arrangements for the willow trees by the pond branches and catch a hundred scarabs in two hours. 】
[Quest Item: Granny Zhang’s Bug Basket]
Item introduction: Granny Zhang weaves it out of ten-year-old Hanshui bamboo. The bamboo strips are so tight that ordinary small insects cannot escape.
[Task Reward: Experience +50, King Coin +5, Blessing of the Willow Tree]
[Punishment for mission failure: Force-feeding (task amount - actual amount) × 10 scarab beetles and being unable to poop for a week]
[Task progress: 0/100]
[Mission countdown: 1:59:25]
……
[The mission hall is open: Now that you have made a choice, you must have the awareness to fall at any time]
……
"Jiang Hong, what are you going to eat tonight? Huh? Jiang Hong, why don't you leave?"
Jiang Lan saw his brother stopped, and then.
boom!
Jiang Hongzheng fell face down on the ground.
Flat fall!
Jiang Lan: Don't you bring something like this?Dare you fainted and addicted?
But as a younger sister, she still hurried over and turned Jiang Hong over.
Her brother fell down suddenly, and she was very worried.
Could it be that Jiang Hong has leukemia, or is it at an advanced stage?
Just when he was about to pat Jiang Hong with his hands, Jiang Hong regained consciousness and saw Jiang Lan was very worried and patted her head, comforting him: "It's okay, it's okay!"
With that said, both of them stood up.
"Jiang Hong, tell me honestly, you don't have some kind of terminal illness, do you? It's always like this in TV dramas, don't you?"
Jiang Lan hugged Jiang Hong's arm, her eyes were red.
"I'm not sick!"
"Why do you suddenly faint again when you're not sick? I fainted yesterday, and it's the same today. Brother, don't leave me, I won't play games anymore, okay?"
A deep apology rose in Jiang Hong's heart.
Just now, in order to check the mission information, I forgot what my situation was at this moment.His consciousness left his physical body and entered the system space. He fainted without warning in front of his sister because it was his own fault that made her so worried.
Jiang Hong stepped forward and hugged her into his arms.
"Brother will never leave you, never. Don't cry, okay?"
Jiang Lan felt Jiang Hong's heartbeat, his words were full of determination and sincerity, Jiang Lan whispered "Yes", and then wiped his eyes on Jiang Hong's clothes.
Jiang Hong: "Jiang Lan, let's catch scarab beetles and play?"
Jiang Lan's eyes lit up, and he remembered that when he was in elementary school, his brother would often catch these small insects.At the beginning, I caught bugs to scare her, but then I followed my brother to catch them when I got more courageous.
Later, as both of them grew up, they hadn't played these games for many years.
"Okay!"
I don't know why Jiang Hong wants to catch beetles, but she just wants to play with him, maybe this is her dependence on him!
In Jiang Xiaolan's world, Jiang Dahong gave her more company than his parents.
He tutored her homework since she was a child so that she seldom attended tutoring classes;
Calling her up in the morning to go to school is the first person she sees every day;
Urging her to bed at night is the first person she says good night to every day;
The person who gets into a fight with a neighbor's child is the one who stands up for her without asking why;
It was the one who took the punishment for her when she did something bad;
They went to the same elementary school, the same junior high school, and the same high school. They played the harmonica he played in elementary school, used the review materials he wrote in junior high school, and wore the school uniforms he wore before high school.
Although she often jokes with him and gets angry with him from time to time.But she will eat all the snacks he buys, treasure the gifts she buys, and complete the homework he assigns carefully. He hopes that she can get good grades and she will continue to work hard.
In short, he is the best brother in the world, not one of them.
"Wait for me here while I go get something." Jiang Hong confessed and ran to a deserted place to take out the mission item - Granny Zhang's insect basket.
Mission items can be collected optionally and will not disappear until the mission ends.
"Daji, won't the scarab beetle escape if you put it in? I see there is a gap in this bamboo basket!"
"Master, please rest assured that the system will not deceive people in this regard. Ordinary insects like scarabs can't run if they say they can't run!"
"This bug basket doesn't look big. Two basketballs are as big. Wouldn't it be too crowded if we caught 100? Scarabs wouldn't kill each other in it, would they all die?"
"No, one hundred is enough. Besides, the insect basket has the function of suppressing the smell of insects. The scarabs will settle down after a while, so the owner can rest assured."
Cutting off the communication with Daji, Jiang Hong came to Jiang Lan with a basket.
"Jiang Hong, what is this?"
"I don't know whose fish basket it is. I found it when I passed by last time. The workmanship is still very precise. It's a pity to throw it away. This time it can just be used to hold scarabs. Hehe!"
Jiang Lan asked: "It's such a big basket, are you going to drive all the beetles in the park of the community to death?"
"Who said that? Isn't it destroying the ecology by killing them all? Forget it, let's go, let's catch a few for fun first."
[The host invites your sister—Jiang Lan to join the team]
……
The sun is so comfortable on my golden shell. My golden old green flew out of the place of residence as usual and came to the water's edge. Several food sources were swinging in the wind. Little did I know that my golden old green was welcoming them. Green sucks the fate of blood.
As expected, anything that won’t move is foolish food.
I chose a good place early. I want to start eating. After eating, I will find a beautiful female beetle. I will be very happy to carry on the family line for my old green family and welcome the next summer.
Hmph, three of the same kind actually ran over to share this feeding spot with me. I have a lot of old and green lords, so I don’t care too much about these scarabs. They eat theirs, and I suck mine.
Jin Laolu:? ? ? ! ! !
What's happening here?
I saw a big hand descending from the sky, grabbing all four of them in his hand.
help!help!
I moved my hind legs desperately, the hind legs are the most powerful part of my body, I wanted to use this strength to break free from this claw, and the other three of the same kind did the same, struggling desperately.
But it didn't work.
We were thrown into a jar, and at first we still bumped into the jar walls. Later, my three companions and I calmed down, as if we were resigned to our fate.
Those small gaps, God damn it, I don't know who would weave them so tightly, no matter how hard I drilled, I couldn't get out.
Powerless!
Through those small gaps, I saw two monsters, one long and one short, on the willow trees in the pond, crazily capturing my compatriots.
What I, Jin Laolu, want to say is: When and where did my scarab family provoke you?So ruthless!
What kind of blood feud is this?
I don't know how long it has passed, but it already has more than 20 companions by its side.
shed painful tears,
After drinking this glass of wine,
In the next life, we will be brothers again,
Let us, hand in hand,
Walk together on Huangquan Road.
Jin Laolu flew to a female scarab beetle and began to release the last energy of insect life.
……
Jiang Hong under the willow tree thought that the punishment for this mission was too humane!
What should I do if I eat 10 times as many scarabs as punishment and cannot excrete them for a week?No deductions, no downgrades, no death, but it's quite disgusting!
"Jiang Hong, I caught another one. Haha, this is No. 20. It's awesome!"
On the willow tree, Jiang Xiaolan's voice came.
It stands to reason that girls are afraid of some small bugs and the like, but Jiang Xiaolan is different, she is not afraid of cockroaches and beetles, this is all biased by Jiang Hong since she was a child.
In order to stimulate Jiang Xiaolan's enthusiasm, Jiang Hong had a competition with her to catch more scarabs.
If he loses, he promises to buy Jiang Xiaolan a king skin with 288 credits. If Jiang Xiaolan loses, he will be fined and not allowed to play with his mobile phone for a week.
Jiang Xiaolan is very motivated. Although the special effects of 288’s hero skin are not gorgeous, it is still a skin with added attributes, and there are several 288 skins that are also very good-looking. She has been jealous for a long time. What year and month do you want to gather!
Jiang Hong: Hehe, your brother will always be your brother, and you still want a skin?
The beetles in the park were devastated.
Scarabs, belonging to invertebrates, class Insecta, and order Coleoptera, are recognized as soil-dwelling pests that are difficult to control at home and abroad. There are many types of pests, wide distribution, miscellaneous feeding habits, hidden life, strong adaptability, and different lengths of life history. It is difficult to prevent and control.
Students who caught scarabs when they were young also know that this thing is greedy for food, flies at a slow speed, flies at a low altitude, and has poor vigilance.
Jiang Hongdu climbed up the tree and stood in front of them, and they continued to suck the tree pulp.
? ? ?How underestimated human beings!
Soon, the scarab beetles could no longer be seen on the willow trees by the pond in the park.
Jiang Hong and Jiang Lan went to look for other trees. There were also several peach trees and privet trees in the park. These trees were also the target of scarab beetles. Some of them would even fly into the grass. If they were lucky, they could survive under the sun. See its shiny golden shell.
Scarab: Isn't this my protective color?I knock, the sun kills me! ! !
When catching a beetle on a privet tree, the quest progress changes from [mission progress: 65/100] to [mission progress: 66/100].
No wonder the willow trees are sad, more than 60 were caught in less than half an hour, and new ones appeared in some places after a walk around after the catch.
These privet trees must be one of the beetles that have harmed the willow tree, otherwise the progress of the mission will not increase.
Two hours, one hundred.
This task is not difficult! ! !
(To be continued)
Scarab: Steal money or steal sex, in a word!
Jiang Hong: Do you have collection and recommendation tickets?
Scarabs have nothing to love
(End of this chapter)
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