Rebirth: I am the Godfather of DNF

Chapter 341 The black man carried the coffin, and the milk was about to be carried away?
At this time, a burst of milk came up with an idea.

"How about we open the box, open the transparency, and see who opens the least box?
Everyone else gave the one with the fewest boxes a super fire.

At the same time, I have to call my father.

What do you think? "

Da Ma Hou thought about it, opened the box, whether it is black or European, the effect of the program is quite good.

So the big horse monkey agreed.

Xiaoshuo and Yixiao think it's okay.

Tonight, there are only these four people who open the box, namely Da Ma Hou, Yi Chuan Nai, Xiao Shuo and Yi Xiao.

The game time is set at 09:30 in the evening.

As soon as 09:30 arrived, Da Ma Hou, Chuan Nai, Xiao Shuo and Yi Xiao gathered at YY.

The order of the competition was quickly decided, the first one was a burst of milk, the second was a big horse monkey, the second was a smile, and the last was Xiaoshuo.

Before the start of the competition, Da Ma Hou and others told the water friends about the rules of the box opening competition tonight.

They pack a total of five sets to see who spends the least money.

For a while, the character who chose to open the box this time is his Devil May Cry.

When buying another box, Da Ma Hou saw a bullet screen:
"Don't open it for yourself, open it for water friends, and earn two shares!"

The meaning of the water friends is to let the monkeys be transparent to the water friends.

Not only can you win a super fire from Liannai and others, but you can also make money from water friends.

The barrage of this water friend directly made the big horse monkey laugh.

"Ha ha!
You are so fine!
Haha, someone on the bullet screen asked me to open the account of Shuiyou. "

A smile also quickly reacted:
"Then you can not only earn the money of other anchors, but also the money of water friends, earning two shares, right?"

But Yixiao and Damahou were just talking, they all knew what kind of virtue these water friends were.

Will they kindly remind you to earn your two cents?

If it is really opened for water friends, they wish that the anchor can give them a package of Xinyue San.

But the monkey had a second thought:
"It's not impossible, besides, I don't lack this either.

Might as well give it a go. "

So the big horse monkey said:
"Big book, quickly find me a five-pack!
Let's give him a discount, 9000 we pack 5 sets! "

Yixiao was amused by this wave of operation by Dama Monkey:
"Haha! You really give water friends a bag!"

Malaysian monkey:
"right!

Big book, quickly find me a package of 5 sets!

9000 packs of 5 sets, let's give him a discount!
Give him 2500 yuan cheaper! "

Xiao Shuo giggled and said:

"Big book, find him a black one, preferably the one that can give you three joys!"

At this time, another water friend said:
"I've said it, open your own account, isn't it a foul for you, Dama Monkey?"

The mouth of the Malaysian monkey was once commented by a water friend:
"Thanos snapped his fingers, and the whole world was left with the mouth of a big horse monkey."

The big horse monkey immediately thought of the words to deal with it:

"Yes, open your own number.

Open the account you want to use! "

The macaque's nonsense has also made many people laugh.

He couldn't hold back a smile, and laughed in YY.

At this time, a burst of milk has already opened 80 boxes, but no set has been released.

At this time, the big horse monkey commented:

"Right now, 80 boxes of milk have been opened. If the first 100 boxes don't come out, it will be very difficult for him."

Speaking of this, Dama Monkey thought of another possibility:
"Hey!

You said that if I pack the box, will the 9000 not come out, and then we will take another [-] to [-].

Then I lost, and I had to make up money for other anchors to send super fire, and then I had to call my father, right?

Fuck!If this happens, aren't we in the tide?
The tide has arrived! "

Smile:
"Yeah, if this is the case, wouldn't you be dumbfounded?"

Xiaoshuo:

"It's just wet."

Malaysian monkey:
"It's very risky, and both ends lose!"

While the three of them were chatting with each other, the first batch of 600 boxes bought by a while was almost finished.

For a while, Nai Nai's face also changed from being relaxed at first to now a little dignified.

"Brother Ma, you won't be able to produce a set of 600 boxes!"

DNF players are like this, they are very happy when they see other people hacking, just like celebrating the new year.

But when it's my turn, I can't do it.

The big horse monkey crossed his hands in front of his chest, showing a proud expression:

"Grandma, it's normal for a set of 600 boxes to come out!
You just opened a few boxes and you figured it out? "

Soon, the 600 boxes of Chuanmilai were opened.

Indeed none.

It must be a channel problem.

"I'll change the channel when the next wave is on. This channel doesn't work!"

At this time, the big horse monkey started to say hello again:

"Grandma, do you know what it means to keep changing the channel?"

A burst of milk:

"What's the matter?"

The big horse monkey Shi Shiran said:

"This only proves that you don't respect Marco and DNF."

For a while, milk was annoyed by the words of the big horse monkey:

"I'm going to set you up with a monkey, a big horse monkey!

If you open the box or something goes wrong, don’t you just change the channel?

Why don't you set aside the Huaguo's famous double standard with me? "

Unmoved for a while, I changed the channel and bought 600 boxes

Keep going!

Finally, a golden light appeared in the jar!
A burst of milk shouted loudly:

"Come on brother! Go straight out!"

The big horse monkey said confidently:

"Directly not!
Grandma, you just need to put 1 hearts on it! "

The final result of this golden light naturally ended in failure.

After a while of milk, I continued to move forward, and finally a piece was opened.

As time went on, a burst of milk turned into a ruthless can-opening machine.

At this time, he smiled and asked:
"How many have you opened for a while?"

Malaysian monkey:
"After opening these, there will be 1500.

If it is 1500, I should have opened at least 4 sets at this moment! "

This is completely nonsense from the monkey.

How can one be sure about luck?

But I just want to show my confidence, which is also the consistent style of Dama Monkey.

At this time, a BGM: Astronomia 2K19 sounded in the live broadcast room of Malaysia Monkey.

Some people may not know much about this BGM.

But when it comes to black coffin carrying, I believe most people are familiar with it.

This song is the background music for black people carrying coffins!
Of course, this BGM has no copyright.

This BGM only rang a few words in the live broadcast room of Damahou, and it was cut off by Damahou.

But the water friends who have heard it still understand that this is the song.

"Damn! Smart BGM!"

"Black people carry the coffin?!

Now the milk will be carried away haha! "

"Big Horse Monkey:

The black people have come out to carry the coffin, now I can put it down! "

However, what happened next made Da Ma Hou and others panic!

Next, there was a burst of milk with three hands and opened 3 sets of transparent!

Smile:
"Damn! Open three sets in a row?!
real or fake? "

Xiaoshuo:

"1500 boxes to open three sets, this is not black!"

At this moment, only the last round of 1500 rounds was left out of the 10 boxes!
A burst of milk yelled for a lifetime:
"Brother Ma! Please give me another set!"

(End of this chapter)