Rebirth: I am the Godfather of DNF

Chapter 69 "According to the latest revision of Hanbok"

After the water friend sent the account password, Da Mahou skillfully logged into the account.

After choosing a character, I went to the Sky Nobility to buy a jar, and put the jar in the first column of the shortcut bar.

Then, the big horse monkey coughed and continued to fool around:

"Of course, this "The Collection of Essences of Ancient Era", in the process of Chen Fan and I consolidating it for a hundred years, I found that he gradually formed his own independent thinking."

"For example, take the first sentence of this article: 'Before using the "Ancient Relics Collection", you must use the incantation of the "Ancient Relics" to shout loudly: "The Ancient Relics Collection" is my father to show respect before you can continue to use it.' !”

After finishing speaking, the big horse monkey closed his eyes, his left hand was like a fortune teller, and his thumb touched each finger one by one.

Suddenly, Da Mahou thought that Chen Fan was still by his side, and thought in his heart:
"Okay, you old fool, you've arranged so many lines for me, yet you're still laughing at me.

They're all brothers, you can't run away either! "

Thinking of this, Da Ma Hou looked back at Chen Fan:

"Fan, we are the founders of the "Book of Ancient Relics".

When they fit together, only by chanting the mantra at the same time can the "Book of Ancient Essences" be moved. "

Chen Fan laughed when he heard the words:
"I don't, it's too embarrassing haha!"

Damahou jumped up from the chair when he heard this, grabbed Chen Fan's shoulders with both hands and shook it:
"Do you miss it? Do you miss it?

If you fail to graduate for the water friend, can you take the responsibility? "

Chen Fan almost fainted from laughing and hurriedly begged for mercy:
"Brother Bao, I read, I read!"

"Well~ that's about the same!"

So the two of them muttered in Xiying Cantonese at the same time:

""Ancient Relics Collection"."

Shouting here, Dama Houju and Chen Fan raised their hands at the same time, raising their arms and shouting:
"Private my father Lei Sai!"

"Ah! Ah!"

After shouting, the big horse monkey blew twice, put his right hand into his clothes and shouted intoxicatedly:

"Every time I finish shouting these spells, there is always a warm current flowing slowly in my chest!"

"Ah! I am full of confidence! Oh!"

“From the inside out, it exudes an imperial aura!
Van, do you feel that breath? ! "

Chen Fan also put on a show:
"I feel it too! But compared to mine, your breath is more like that of a dick."

"I got you monkey!"

Da Ma Hou raised his right hand and slapped Chen Fan.

Chen Fan avoided with a smile:

"Brother Bao, now that we've done enough foreplay, it's time for us to help our friend realize his dream."

The big horse monkey coughed twice:

"That's right, when we've done enough foreplay, we can proceed to the final step, which is to graduate him directly."

The big horse monkey turned the "Book of Ancient Essences" in his hand to the page with the hand crossbow of the ancient relics.

Then put "The Collection of Ancient Essence" under the keyboard.

"The ancient nocturnal essence hand crossbow, you just put 1 hearts on it!"

As he said that, the big horse monkey pressed the 1 button continuously with his left finger, and the can opening interface appeared on the screen, and a series of unexplained thoughts came out of his mouth.

"@#￥%...&*!@#￥%0"

When the last word was read, the big horse monkey quickly covered his eyes and shouted:
"Take it! Take your crossbow!
Guys, you've already graduated!Already graduated!

If you give me some very expensive gifts just because I sent you into your soul, I will really turn against you! "

Chen Fan didn't say anything, just quietly watched the performance of the big horse monkey.

At this time, the big horse monkey covered his eyes and asked:
"Fan, is it an ancient crossbow?"

Chen Fan suppressed the smile in his heart, and said cooperatively:

"Yes! Absolutely! I have already graduated!"

The big horse monkey let go of his hands covering his eyes excitedly when he heard the words, when he saw the piece of equipment on the can opening interface.

The big horse monkey was stunned for a moment, and then laughed loudly:

"What a coincidence, according to the latest revision of the Hanbok, the revolver has become a graduation weapon for female ammunition."

"For female ammunition, the damage of a revolver is ten times that of a hand crossbow!
Isn’t that right, Fan? "

After speaking, Da Mahou turned his head to look at Chen Fan, and gave Chen Fan a "you understand me" look.

Chen Fan blinked, and said nonsense without changing his face:
"Indeed! If you don't believe me, you can ask the owner of the question mark. The growth rate of the owner of the question mark is not low, and he must be a high-ranking peony."

Seeing Da Ma Hou and Chen Fan singing together, many water friends couldn't help sending barrage.

"God-level understanding, ammunition with revolver!"

"You talk nonsense without changing your expression, as expected of you, Da Mahou."

"Brother Fan was also taken to pieces!"

"Big Horse Monkey, if it doesn't work, let Brother Fan do it. The water of this kind of luck is too deep, you can't grasp it!"

Dama Monkey chose to ignore the barrage:
"Well, Fan, what you said makes sense."

So he sent a message to the water friend on the private message interface of the platform:
"For female ammunition, does the revolver do more damage than the hand crossbow?"

Immediately afterwards, Damascus moved the mouse to the weapon. Peony's weapon was a red 10-forged 8 [Thumb Rule MBA].

"What a thumb rule, you are nothing in front of my ancient revolver!"

After finishing speaking, Da Mahou pressed the K key again, opened the skill bar, found Peony's passive skill [Weapon Research], and read the skill introduction.

"After learning, the basic attack applies independent attack power.

Increases physical/magic/independent attack power, attack speed, and reload speed when equipped with rifles, hand crossbows, and revolvers.

Increases the ammo rate of rifles, hand crossbows, and revolvers and the recoil of aerial shots.

Reduce the cooling time of skills after changing jobs. "

"Damn it! Is there a Dafa out of nothing?"

"People read less on purpose, but I didn't expect the monkeys to read more on purpose."

"Mahou, the latest version of Hanbok, the red-eyed graduation weapon is a lightsaber!"

There are really few people with a thicker skin than Dama Monkey.

He ignored the barrage and continued his performance without changing his face.

Snapped!Snapped!Snapped!
After applauding three times in a row, the big horse monkey continued;
"What a coincidence, what a coincidence!"

At this time, the big horse monkey began to compile a continuous record.

"He replied, Brother Bao, you are so kind, this ancient revolver is better than a hand crossbow!"

Before he could continue editing, the master soon sent a real chat record.

"Brother Bao, I want to be the No. 15 peony in the national server, can you give me a [-] for my rifle?"

Da Mahou read out the message and typed a reply without changing his expression, saying:
"Can you carry a rifle? Everyone carries a hand crossbow."

Speaking of this, the big horse monkey couldn't collapse anymore, and burst out laughing.

He broke what he made up by himself.

"I'm holding you monkey, let's not cover it at 15.

We have the next dream catcher. "

At this time, another water friend sent a private message to Damahou.

He sent an account to Damahou and left a message:

"Da Ma Monkey, I have 4 beans on Huahua and Sanda. You and Brother Fan can open one each."

　Finished what I owed, there are two more chapters tonight

　　
　
(End of this chapter)