Siheyuan: I, Meng De, am not a Cao thief
Chapter 10 The Absurd Things Stupid Do
Chapter 10 The Absurd Things Stupid Do
"Of course I want revenge. I carried you for so long yesterday, so you should carry me too." Meng De didn't wait for Lou Xiao'e to say anything, turned her around, and rode on her.
"Ah, I can't take it anymore, come down quickly." Lou Xiao'e staggered and took two steps, and couldn't take it anymore, so she collapsed on the bed.
"Oh, you almost crushed me to death, huh!" Lou Xiaoe gasped.
"Haha, I have to take revenge." Meng De laughed.
"I'll make you laugh, make you laugh." Lou Xiao'e started to tickle Meng De, but Meng De didn't sit still, and fought back, and the two immediately started to play on the bed.
"Oh, why are you touching me? Oh, you are playing hooligans. Oh, stop, I can't take it. Please forgive me." After playing for a while, Lou Xiao'e couldn't stand it anymore and began to beg for mercy.
Meng De also stopped his groping hands, but as soon as he stopped, Lou Xiao'e's hands moved on him.
"You have touched me for so long, I want to touch it back!" Lou Xiao'e fumbled back and forth between Mengde's abdominal muscles and chest muscles.
"My eight-pack abs, it feels good. Okay, don't touch it anymore, we've been playing around for a long time, it's time to get down." Meng De was afraid that something unsuitable for children would happen if we continued.
"Okay." Lou Xiao'e just got up and tidied her clothes. She didn't expect that she would play with Meng De on the bed when they met for the second time. It seemed that the play was a bit too much. Could it be because of love at first sight? She really likes Meng De so much .
The two arranged their clothes and walked downstairs. After saying goodbye to Lou's father and mother downstairs, Meng De left.
Lou's mother saw her daughter's reluctance, and knew her daughter's thoughts, "Xiao Meng, come to play at home when you have time, and let the driver take you back later."
"Mom, I'll go see him off." After Lou Xiao'e finished speaking, she pulled you and Meng De to go outside. When she arrived at the door, she wanted to take a car to accompany Meng De back home, but her father stopped her.
"When can we meet again?" Lou Xiao'e was looking forward to the next meeting.
"I will come and play with you when I have time. Goodbye, Xiao'ezi." After Meng De finished speaking, he got in the car.
"Goodbye!" Lou Xiaoe waved reluctantly.
"Okay, everyone is gone, let's go home, such a big girl doesn't know how to be more reserved, hey." Father Lou sighed.
"Dad, I get it, can you bring Meng De to play next time?" Lou Xiao'e put her arms around her father's shoulders and began to act like a baby.
As soon as Meng De returned to the courtyard, he saw many people gathered around the gate of Xu Damao's house, which was very lively.
"If Dongxu hadn't discovered it early, maybe Xu Damao would have been ruined by silly Zhu."
"Isn't that right? Xu Damao's pants were taken off and he didn't even wake up."
"Xu Damao got a good look this time, especially the little one that looks like a broad bean."
"I didn't expect that Shazhu would not get married at such a young age. It turned out to be a good one, hahaha."
"I think let these two bachelors live together, hehe."
Meng De listened to everyone's discussion and probably understood what was going on.
Silly Zhu must have taken advantage of Xu Damao's drunkenness to take off his pants and force Xu Damao to call him grandpa...
It's just that this plot shouldn't happen a few years later?Why is it early?Could it be that his time travel had an impact on the plot?It should be. At present, Xu Damao can't marry Lou Xiaoe... Meng De thought to himself.
When Meng De saw Qin Huairu beside him, he leaned over. He had no other ideas, he just wanted to confirm, "Sister Qin, what's going on?"
"Let me tell you..." Qin Huairu said exactly what Meng De thought.
Then, Meng De stuffed a handful of candy into Qin Huairu's hand and said, "Give it to the child."
At first, Qin Huairu thought Meng De was going to touch her hand, but it turned out that he was trying to stuff her hand with candy, which made her blush.
"Thank you." Qin Huairu thanked in a low voice.
There was another commotion in the courtyard, and the second uncle stood up. Now is the time to display his leadership skills.
"Everyone be quiet, such absurd things happened in our courtyard, we must hold a meeting, and someone must wake up Xu Damao."
When Jia Dongxu heard this, he took a basin of cold water and poured it on Xu Damao's head. Xu Damao woke up leisurely, "What's wrong, who poured it on me!"
"Brother, if you don't wake up, something big will happen. Let me tell you..." Jia Dongxu said the matter in a low voice.
When Xu Damao heard this, he immediately went into a rage, trying to find Sha Zhu desperately.
"Fuck, silly Zhu, I'm going to kill you."
"Xu Damao, don't talk nonsense about Jia Dongxu, it's nothing like that at all, I'm a serious man." Sha Zhu now has the heart to kill Jia Dongxu.
"Silly Zhu, dare you say that you didn't take off Xu Damao's underpants!" Jia Dongxu shouted, "I have nothing to say now, if I didn't find out earlier..."
"Okay, okay, Jia Dongxu, don't be so angry, the whole hospital is in a meeting now." The uncle originally thought that Sha Zhu would give him the end of his retirement, but now it is good that Sha Zhu did such a ridiculous thing, which made him very sad. It's annoying.
The three uncles found their seats and sat down. Silly Zhu, Xu Damao, and Jia Dongxu were sitting opposite, and other people in the courtyard gathered around.
"Jia Dongxu, as the first witness, please tell me what happened." The first man said.
"As soon as I came out of the house tonight, I saw Shazhu carrying Xu Damao back home. I thought that the two of them had been in constant conflict for so many years, and they shouldn't be so close.
And I saw that Xu Damao was still drunk, so I followed up secretly, and saw that Shazhu took off Xu Damao's clothes, and finally took off Xu Damao's pants. I couldn't beat Shazhu myself, so I called someone, and everyone knows what happened next, as for what happened before they returned to the courtyard, I don't know..."
Jia Dongxu felt uncomfortable when he thought that Sha Zhu was always flirting with his wife, so he added embellishments on purpose.
"Si Zhu, I said your grandma... you have ruined my innocence. Just wait and go to jail. Where is Meng De, arrest Si Zhu quickly." Xu Damao was furious.
"Don't worry, let Silly Zhu tell you what he really thinks, in case he just sees you get drunk and help you undress." After finishing speaking, the uncle glanced at Silly Zhu.
Shazhu is not stupid at all, he understands everything, "Xu Damao accompanied the leader to drink tonight, he drank too much, the leader asked me to take him home, I worked hard to bring him back.
I saw that he was suffering from drinking too much, so I thought about helping him take off his clothes. I have worked hard without credit, but I didn't expect to be slandered by Jia Dongxu. "
"I slander? It's fine if you take off other people's pants, why take off your pants, and I saw you trying to put them back on. You are not a pervert, what are you?" Jia Dongxu shouted.
(End of this chapter)
"Of course I want revenge. I carried you for so long yesterday, so you should carry me too." Meng De didn't wait for Lou Xiao'e to say anything, turned her around, and rode on her.
"Ah, I can't take it anymore, come down quickly." Lou Xiao'e staggered and took two steps, and couldn't take it anymore, so she collapsed on the bed.
"Oh, you almost crushed me to death, huh!" Lou Xiaoe gasped.
"Haha, I have to take revenge." Meng De laughed.
"I'll make you laugh, make you laugh." Lou Xiao'e started to tickle Meng De, but Meng De didn't sit still, and fought back, and the two immediately started to play on the bed.
"Oh, why are you touching me? Oh, you are playing hooligans. Oh, stop, I can't take it. Please forgive me." After playing for a while, Lou Xiao'e couldn't stand it anymore and began to beg for mercy.
Meng De also stopped his groping hands, but as soon as he stopped, Lou Xiao'e's hands moved on him.
"You have touched me for so long, I want to touch it back!" Lou Xiao'e fumbled back and forth between Mengde's abdominal muscles and chest muscles.
"My eight-pack abs, it feels good. Okay, don't touch it anymore, we've been playing around for a long time, it's time to get down." Meng De was afraid that something unsuitable for children would happen if we continued.
"Okay." Lou Xiao'e just got up and tidied her clothes. She didn't expect that she would play with Meng De on the bed when they met for the second time. It seemed that the play was a bit too much. Could it be because of love at first sight? She really likes Meng De so much .
The two arranged their clothes and walked downstairs. After saying goodbye to Lou's father and mother downstairs, Meng De left.
Lou's mother saw her daughter's reluctance, and knew her daughter's thoughts, "Xiao Meng, come to play at home when you have time, and let the driver take you back later."
"Mom, I'll go see him off." After Lou Xiao'e finished speaking, she pulled you and Meng De to go outside. When she arrived at the door, she wanted to take a car to accompany Meng De back home, but her father stopped her.
"When can we meet again?" Lou Xiao'e was looking forward to the next meeting.
"I will come and play with you when I have time. Goodbye, Xiao'ezi." After Meng De finished speaking, he got in the car.
"Goodbye!" Lou Xiaoe waved reluctantly.
"Okay, everyone is gone, let's go home, such a big girl doesn't know how to be more reserved, hey." Father Lou sighed.
"Dad, I get it, can you bring Meng De to play next time?" Lou Xiao'e put her arms around her father's shoulders and began to act like a baby.
As soon as Meng De returned to the courtyard, he saw many people gathered around the gate of Xu Damao's house, which was very lively.
"If Dongxu hadn't discovered it early, maybe Xu Damao would have been ruined by silly Zhu."
"Isn't that right? Xu Damao's pants were taken off and he didn't even wake up."
"Xu Damao got a good look this time, especially the little one that looks like a broad bean."
"I didn't expect that Shazhu would not get married at such a young age. It turned out to be a good one, hahaha."
"I think let these two bachelors live together, hehe."
Meng De listened to everyone's discussion and probably understood what was going on.
Silly Zhu must have taken advantage of Xu Damao's drunkenness to take off his pants and force Xu Damao to call him grandpa...
It's just that this plot shouldn't happen a few years later?Why is it early?Could it be that his time travel had an impact on the plot?It should be. At present, Xu Damao can't marry Lou Xiaoe... Meng De thought to himself.
When Meng De saw Qin Huairu beside him, he leaned over. He had no other ideas, he just wanted to confirm, "Sister Qin, what's going on?"
"Let me tell you..." Qin Huairu said exactly what Meng De thought.
Then, Meng De stuffed a handful of candy into Qin Huairu's hand and said, "Give it to the child."
At first, Qin Huairu thought Meng De was going to touch her hand, but it turned out that he was trying to stuff her hand with candy, which made her blush.
"Thank you." Qin Huairu thanked in a low voice.
There was another commotion in the courtyard, and the second uncle stood up. Now is the time to display his leadership skills.
"Everyone be quiet, such absurd things happened in our courtyard, we must hold a meeting, and someone must wake up Xu Damao."
When Jia Dongxu heard this, he took a basin of cold water and poured it on Xu Damao's head. Xu Damao woke up leisurely, "What's wrong, who poured it on me!"
"Brother, if you don't wake up, something big will happen. Let me tell you..." Jia Dongxu said the matter in a low voice.
When Xu Damao heard this, he immediately went into a rage, trying to find Sha Zhu desperately.
"Fuck, silly Zhu, I'm going to kill you."
"Xu Damao, don't talk nonsense about Jia Dongxu, it's nothing like that at all, I'm a serious man." Sha Zhu now has the heart to kill Jia Dongxu.
"Silly Zhu, dare you say that you didn't take off Xu Damao's underpants!" Jia Dongxu shouted, "I have nothing to say now, if I didn't find out earlier..."
"Okay, okay, Jia Dongxu, don't be so angry, the whole hospital is in a meeting now." The uncle originally thought that Sha Zhu would give him the end of his retirement, but now it is good that Sha Zhu did such a ridiculous thing, which made him very sad. It's annoying.
The three uncles found their seats and sat down. Silly Zhu, Xu Damao, and Jia Dongxu were sitting opposite, and other people in the courtyard gathered around.
"Jia Dongxu, as the first witness, please tell me what happened." The first man said.
"As soon as I came out of the house tonight, I saw Shazhu carrying Xu Damao back home. I thought that the two of them had been in constant conflict for so many years, and they shouldn't be so close.
And I saw that Xu Damao was still drunk, so I followed up secretly, and saw that Shazhu took off Xu Damao's clothes, and finally took off Xu Damao's pants. I couldn't beat Shazhu myself, so I called someone, and everyone knows what happened next, as for what happened before they returned to the courtyard, I don't know..."
Jia Dongxu felt uncomfortable when he thought that Sha Zhu was always flirting with his wife, so he added embellishments on purpose.
"Si Zhu, I said your grandma... you have ruined my innocence. Just wait and go to jail. Where is Meng De, arrest Si Zhu quickly." Xu Damao was furious.
"Don't worry, let Silly Zhu tell you what he really thinks, in case he just sees you get drunk and help you undress." After finishing speaking, the uncle glanced at Silly Zhu.
Shazhu is not stupid at all, he understands everything, "Xu Damao accompanied the leader to drink tonight, he drank too much, the leader asked me to take him home, I worked hard to bring him back.
I saw that he was suffering from drinking too much, so I thought about helping him take off his clothes. I have worked hard without credit, but I didn't expect to be slandered by Jia Dongxu. "
"I slander? It's fine if you take off other people's pants, why take off your pants, and I saw you trying to put them back on. You are not a pervert, what are you?" Jia Dongxu shouted.
(End of this chapter)
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