funny anchor
Chapter 106 Where's Lao Tzu's Oxygen Bottle? (Add more updates for the hall master who rew
Chapter 106 Where's Lao Tzu's Oxygen Bottle? (Add more updates for the hall master who rewarded Xi Zhaoming)
"Whizzing--"
A few darts whizzed past, and the angel behind Hao Meng hurriedly switched the string to the healing mode.
Hao Meng, who was flying in the sky, aimed at the Genji and was about to fire to take him away when the sound of a sniper rifle was heard in the distance.
Snapped!
"Ugh!"
The enemy Genji fell to the ground after a scream.
"Huh? Who is this?"
Hao Meng looked at the kill prompt in the upper right corner suspiciously, and it actually showed that Widowmaker killed Genji with a headshot!
"Widowmaker? It turned out to be that first-level Mengxin! I almost forgot about her... unexpectedly shot Genji to death..."
[This Widowmaker finally has a record! ]
[What?There is Widowmaker among the teammates? ]
[Widowberry paddling as agreed? ]
……
When Hao Meng arrived at the stronghold, she saw the sledgehammer rushing back to the stronghold to cooperate with Maomei to eliminate Anna, and the remaining enemy DJ was frantically sliding the wall in the stronghold to try to delay the capture time until his teammates came back. Support yourself.
"Oh! Get up!"
"Haha! I like this trick so much!"
I saw the pillars in the center of the tower surrounded by enemy DJs crazily sliding the wall, and the trend seemed to be sliding higher and higher. The sledgehammer could only stare blankly except for the E skill, and Maomei's laser pillar could barely poke twice The enemy DJ's ass, and the other DJ also tried to follow the sliding pole, but was quickly pushed down by the enemy DJ.
At this time, the wall-sliding DJ was poked in the butt by the Mao girl and drew a lot of blood. The DJ was always sliding on the wall while attacking the sledgehammer and other human shield characters to gain energy. His ultimate move was also accumulated at this time, and he slid Reaching the top of the pillar, he jumped up from the pillar without hesitation, pointed the sonic weapon in his hand at the ground, and fired a life-extending move in mid-air in a cool way!
"Oh! Here..."
This DJ still comes up with this trick?Do you want to continue?
How could Hao Meng let him get what he wanted?
Taking a general look at the position and trend of the DJ's free fall, Hao Meng couldn't help but smiled maliciously, and controlled Faji to aim at the pillar next to the DJ to shoot the E skill.
"Hey hey...you haven't stopped!"
"Get out of the way!"
Snapped!
This concussion impact accurately landed on the pillar beside the falling DJ, and the rebound produced by the explosion just pushed the DJ out of the window of the high tower parallel to the midair, and fell into the bottomless abyss outside the tower...
"...Pause...Ah...!!"
From the depths of the abyss came the farther and farther screams of the DJ...
Ding! [You eliminated 'Please kill my teammates']
……
The teammates were confused...
"66666! Is there such a show operation?"
It was an angel who said this, and he was flying with Hao Meng, but he saw all this in his eyes.
"Huh? Where was that DJ just now?"
"What happened just now? Why did the DJ fall outside after turning it on?"
"I'm still wondering, the DJ on the other side made a big move, I thought no one would be able to punish him, but looking back, he fell to his death for no reason..."
"Look at the kill prompt in the upper right corner!"
Teammate Angel will reveal the mystery to everyone.
In the upper right corner of the screen is the head of the Pharah, corresponding to the face of the enemy DJ Lucio, and in the middle is a 'concussion impact' skill icon.
"Just...a funny E skill bounced DJ out of the tower in mid-air!? This position...can only be ejected from the window!"
One of the teammates said in disbelief.
"What a divine operation this is!"
"I'm just asking if you are convinced? Are you flirtatious?"
……
The audience went crazy, bullet screens filled the screen, and gifts were swiped up!
[Simple Physical Geometry! ]
[Funny: Everything is going according to plan! ]
[If you weren’t blind, this would be too coquettish! ]
[This requires calculating the timing of DJ landing and the timing of skills, as well as considering the angle and direction...]
[Junkrat?is it you? ]
[This is not foolish at all!Didn't you hear what Funny said when he made this move? ]
[DJ really didn't pause, just fell straight down...]
[No more!I'm going to take pure oxygen! ]
[Who can call 120 for me... My mobile phone has been shut down due to arrears, and the address is...]
[etc!Why does this oxygen feel a little bit wrong?Who replaced the oxygen cylinder with a gas cylinder for me! ]
……
At the same time, Li Mingming, who was watching Hao Meng's live broadcast, was also shocked by this operation.
To be reasonable, even if you switch to playing chicken by yourself, you can only bounce the DJ to one side at random in such a situation, and you can't grasp the timing so precisely to pop out of the tower from the window.
He also noticed that the DJ bounced from the window to the outside of the tower, and his skate shoes didn't touch the ledge at all!
You must know that if the DJ's feet hit the window sill, he would not fly so far. At most, he would land on the narrow path surrounding the tower, and would not fall into the abyss and die.
Since it was a full-screen live broadcast, Li Mingming was watching the Bizhan live broadcast at this time, so the wonderful scene was naturally seen by his audience.
[66666! ]
[This operation is OK! ]
[I didn't expect the funny to be so slippery! ]
[This can be a highlight reel! ]
[Who can tell me the address of this anchor's live broadcast room? ]
……
Since all the enemies in the stronghold have been emptied, the target point is naturally occupied by teammates. As long as this stronghold is defended and it will not fall, then there is a great hope of winning this round!
"Hold! Don't go out! Just now, DJ's ultimate move didn't touch the ground and didn't come out. He's still big now. They will definitely come for a team fight soon. Watch out! This time they will go through the back door from the building together. ! As long as our progress bar reaches 90.00%, we will win this game!"
Hao Meng was now like a commander, directing everyone to occupy favorable terrain and defend the next wave of attacks.
However, whether it is the teammates or the audience who are watching the live broadcast, they do not agree with the phrase "the progress bar reaches 90.00% and you win the game in nine rounds".
In Overwatch, there are many point-taking maps in which one side is as fierce as a tiger at the beginning, suppressing the opponent's point-taking accounted for 90.00% of the time, but in overtime, the opponent comes back and takes it back, and then in the end they never attack again. It also occupied 90.00% of the nine points, but failed to win back in the final overtime, resulting in the loss of the game.
Many people took Hao Meng's words as a flag. Even if they persisted to 90.00%, they would definitely lose their base in overtime!
Then, as Hao Meng expected, the DJ on the opposite side led the team to avoid being bombarded by Hao Meng from high altitude outside, and rushed over from the building passage in a group. The cautious DJ even released his big move in advance.
"Oh! Here...!"
"Eat my hammer!"
A sledgehammer suddenly drilled out of the corner, it was a big move for this group of people!
Bang!
When the sledgehammer went down the hammer wheel, it placed the entire row of enemies neatly at once, and DJ's big move was naturally interrupted.
The sledgehammer didn't rush to harvest the lambs waiting to be slaughtered in one after another, but suddenly looked up at the corner of the room behind the group of enemies.
At the same time, a sister angel also flew up, and was pulled a blue line that increased damage by the upper air on the spot.
top rear?Angel plus damage...could it be...
The DJ lying on the ground did not feel lucky when he saw the action of the sledgehammer, but felt something bad!
"Justice from heaven!"
Following the sound of the Pharah's big move, a dense barrage of rockets flew from the corner behind the group of people, instantly plowing the enemies on the ground and the ground aside. No grass grows anywhere!
Double kill!Three kills!Four kills!Five kills!
It's a pity that the DVA in the end was just destroyed by the mecha, and it didn't count as a kill.
The little DVA jumped out of the damaged mecha, she had no desire to fight at all, she turned her head and wanted to run.
"Drink!"
The sledgehammer couldn't help but charge directly with a shift skill, hitting the little DVA directly into the wall.
【The group is destroyed! 】
"How? How well do I judge?"
Rubbing her sore fingers, Hao Meng looked at the barrage.
[Ha ha!Poor DJ don't even think about making big moves]
[oh!Eat me here! ]
[It's so wretched!The group of people on the opposite side didn’t look up and look behind]
[Worthy of being a blind pioneer]
[LYB, I’m sure they didn’t dare to go through the front door, and this time they went through the back door too! ]
[Funny be careful!You are so strong, you will definitely be missed by the opponent, and they will definitely punish you when they are resurrected in a while! ]
[Just these scumbags dare to punish my family for being funny?You don’t even ask me if I agree? ]
[Funny, fearless! ]
……
[Do you have a collection?Do you have a ticket?Rewards are fine too!Big guys take me! ——Sanlian from the author]
(End of this chapter)
"Whizzing--"
A few darts whizzed past, and the angel behind Hao Meng hurriedly switched the string to the healing mode.
Hao Meng, who was flying in the sky, aimed at the Genji and was about to fire to take him away when the sound of a sniper rifle was heard in the distance.
Snapped!
"Ugh!"
The enemy Genji fell to the ground after a scream.
"Huh? Who is this?"
Hao Meng looked at the kill prompt in the upper right corner suspiciously, and it actually showed that Widowmaker killed Genji with a headshot!
"Widowmaker? It turned out to be that first-level Mengxin! I almost forgot about her... unexpectedly shot Genji to death..."
[This Widowmaker finally has a record! ]
[What?There is Widowmaker among the teammates? ]
[Widowberry paddling as agreed? ]
……
When Hao Meng arrived at the stronghold, she saw the sledgehammer rushing back to the stronghold to cooperate with Maomei to eliminate Anna, and the remaining enemy DJ was frantically sliding the wall in the stronghold to try to delay the capture time until his teammates came back. Support yourself.
"Oh! Get up!"
"Haha! I like this trick so much!"
I saw the pillars in the center of the tower surrounded by enemy DJs crazily sliding the wall, and the trend seemed to be sliding higher and higher. The sledgehammer could only stare blankly except for the E skill, and Maomei's laser pillar could barely poke twice The enemy DJ's ass, and the other DJ also tried to follow the sliding pole, but was quickly pushed down by the enemy DJ.
At this time, the wall-sliding DJ was poked in the butt by the Mao girl and drew a lot of blood. The DJ was always sliding on the wall while attacking the sledgehammer and other human shield characters to gain energy. His ultimate move was also accumulated at this time, and he slid Reaching the top of the pillar, he jumped up from the pillar without hesitation, pointed the sonic weapon in his hand at the ground, and fired a life-extending move in mid-air in a cool way!
"Oh! Here..."
This DJ still comes up with this trick?Do you want to continue?
How could Hao Meng let him get what he wanted?
Taking a general look at the position and trend of the DJ's free fall, Hao Meng couldn't help but smiled maliciously, and controlled Faji to aim at the pillar next to the DJ to shoot the E skill.
"Hey hey...you haven't stopped!"
"Get out of the way!"
Snapped!
This concussion impact accurately landed on the pillar beside the falling DJ, and the rebound produced by the explosion just pushed the DJ out of the window of the high tower parallel to the midair, and fell into the bottomless abyss outside the tower...
"...Pause...Ah...!!"
From the depths of the abyss came the farther and farther screams of the DJ...
Ding! [You eliminated 'Please kill my teammates']
……
The teammates were confused...
"66666! Is there such a show operation?"
It was an angel who said this, and he was flying with Hao Meng, but he saw all this in his eyes.
"Huh? Where was that DJ just now?"
"What happened just now? Why did the DJ fall outside after turning it on?"
"I'm still wondering, the DJ on the other side made a big move, I thought no one would be able to punish him, but looking back, he fell to his death for no reason..."
"Look at the kill prompt in the upper right corner!"
Teammate Angel will reveal the mystery to everyone.
In the upper right corner of the screen is the head of the Pharah, corresponding to the face of the enemy DJ Lucio, and in the middle is a 'concussion impact' skill icon.
"Just...a funny E skill bounced DJ out of the tower in mid-air!? This position...can only be ejected from the window!"
One of the teammates said in disbelief.
"What a divine operation this is!"
"I'm just asking if you are convinced? Are you flirtatious?"
……
The audience went crazy, bullet screens filled the screen, and gifts were swiped up!
[Simple Physical Geometry! ]
[Funny: Everything is going according to plan! ]
[If you weren’t blind, this would be too coquettish! ]
[This requires calculating the timing of DJ landing and the timing of skills, as well as considering the angle and direction...]
[Junkrat?is it you? ]
[This is not foolish at all!Didn't you hear what Funny said when he made this move? ]
[DJ really didn't pause, just fell straight down...]
[No more!I'm going to take pure oxygen! ]
[Who can call 120 for me... My mobile phone has been shut down due to arrears, and the address is...]
[etc!Why does this oxygen feel a little bit wrong?Who replaced the oxygen cylinder with a gas cylinder for me! ]
……
At the same time, Li Mingming, who was watching Hao Meng's live broadcast, was also shocked by this operation.
To be reasonable, even if you switch to playing chicken by yourself, you can only bounce the DJ to one side at random in such a situation, and you can't grasp the timing so precisely to pop out of the tower from the window.
He also noticed that the DJ bounced from the window to the outside of the tower, and his skate shoes didn't touch the ledge at all!
You must know that if the DJ's feet hit the window sill, he would not fly so far. At most, he would land on the narrow path surrounding the tower, and would not fall into the abyss and die.
Since it was a full-screen live broadcast, Li Mingming was watching the Bizhan live broadcast at this time, so the wonderful scene was naturally seen by his audience.
[66666! ]
[This operation is OK! ]
[I didn't expect the funny to be so slippery! ]
[This can be a highlight reel! ]
[Who can tell me the address of this anchor's live broadcast room? ]
……
Since all the enemies in the stronghold have been emptied, the target point is naturally occupied by teammates. As long as this stronghold is defended and it will not fall, then there is a great hope of winning this round!
"Hold! Don't go out! Just now, DJ's ultimate move didn't touch the ground and didn't come out. He's still big now. They will definitely come for a team fight soon. Watch out! This time they will go through the back door from the building together. ! As long as our progress bar reaches 90.00%, we will win this game!"
Hao Meng was now like a commander, directing everyone to occupy favorable terrain and defend the next wave of attacks.
However, whether it is the teammates or the audience who are watching the live broadcast, they do not agree with the phrase "the progress bar reaches 90.00% and you win the game in nine rounds".
In Overwatch, there are many point-taking maps in which one side is as fierce as a tiger at the beginning, suppressing the opponent's point-taking accounted for 90.00% of the time, but in overtime, the opponent comes back and takes it back, and then in the end they never attack again. It also occupied 90.00% of the nine points, but failed to win back in the final overtime, resulting in the loss of the game.
Many people took Hao Meng's words as a flag. Even if they persisted to 90.00%, they would definitely lose their base in overtime!
Then, as Hao Meng expected, the DJ on the opposite side led the team to avoid being bombarded by Hao Meng from high altitude outside, and rushed over from the building passage in a group. The cautious DJ even released his big move in advance.
"Oh! Here...!"
"Eat my hammer!"
A sledgehammer suddenly drilled out of the corner, it was a big move for this group of people!
Bang!
When the sledgehammer went down the hammer wheel, it placed the entire row of enemies neatly at once, and DJ's big move was naturally interrupted.
The sledgehammer didn't rush to harvest the lambs waiting to be slaughtered in one after another, but suddenly looked up at the corner of the room behind the group of enemies.
At the same time, a sister angel also flew up, and was pulled a blue line that increased damage by the upper air on the spot.
top rear?Angel plus damage...could it be...
The DJ lying on the ground did not feel lucky when he saw the action of the sledgehammer, but felt something bad!
"Justice from heaven!"
Following the sound of the Pharah's big move, a dense barrage of rockets flew from the corner behind the group of people, instantly plowing the enemies on the ground and the ground aside. No grass grows anywhere!
Double kill!Three kills!Four kills!Five kills!
It's a pity that the DVA in the end was just destroyed by the mecha, and it didn't count as a kill.
The little DVA jumped out of the damaged mecha, she had no desire to fight at all, she turned her head and wanted to run.
"Drink!"
The sledgehammer couldn't help but charge directly with a shift skill, hitting the little DVA directly into the wall.
【The group is destroyed! 】
"How? How well do I judge?"
Rubbing her sore fingers, Hao Meng looked at the barrage.
[Ha ha!Poor DJ don't even think about making big moves]
[oh!Eat me here! ]
[It's so wretched!The group of people on the opposite side didn’t look up and look behind]
[Worthy of being a blind pioneer]
[LYB, I’m sure they didn’t dare to go through the front door, and this time they went through the back door too! ]
[Funny be careful!You are so strong, you will definitely be missed by the opponent, and they will definitely punish you when they are resurrected in a while! ]
[Just these scumbags dare to punish my family for being funny?You don’t even ask me if I agree? ]
[Funny, fearless! ]
……
[Do you have a collection?Do you have a ticket?Rewards are fine too!Big guys take me! ——Sanlian from the author]
(End of this chapter)
You'll Also Like
-
Destined Villain: Choose to threaten the beautiful master at the beginning
Chapter 89 3 hours ago -
Blue Prison: Get a full-level pass at the start
Chapter 129 3 hours ago -
Journey to the West: A Insight Against Heaven, Understanding the Heavenly Gangs and Earthly Evils
Chapter 205 3 hours ago -
Football: Rejecting the Chinese national football team, I won the European Cup
Chapter 135 3 hours ago -
After leaving home, they regretted it.
Chapter 220 3 hours ago -
Marvel: Friendship System, Deadpool is my best friend
Chapter 252 3 hours ago -
Pirate collector, obtains the Conqueror's Haki talent at the beginning
Chapter 103 3 hours ago -
Listen to the advice: Why did I, Sasuke, defect from Konoha?
Chapter 228 3 hours ago -
No kidding, even Rocks had to pass me a cigarette!
Chapter 179 3 hours ago -
Six years of family affection has been wasted. Don't regret it if you dare.
Chapter 228 3 hours ago