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Chapter 124 As a human being, you must be humble
"We are a pure comic exhibition! Just forget about the benefits just now and pretend they don't exist!"

The host tried to cover it up, but unexpectedly, there were audiences under the stage who were tearing it down.

"Pink! I see it!"

Ignoring the disruptive audience member, the host motioned for Hao Meng and others to stand up, and asked the staff to remove a chair and start the next round of the game.

With excellent reaction speed, Hao Meng easily grabbed the chair in the next two small games, and the other two girls were eliminated from the game respectively. They sang a short song and danced a short house dance on the stage in embarrassment and hurried step down.

Hao Meng and Bite Meow were left on the stage at this moment, and there was only one chair left.

Looking at the chair beside her, Hao Meng suddenly thought of a poem, but the poem only existed in her mind for a moment before being snuffed out.

Because the music is playing on the stage at this time, Hao Meng has to concentrate on grabbing the chair with Meow, and has no intention of raising a dog.

Three steps and two steps, Hao Meng quickened her pace and hurriedly followed behind Biting Meow.

"Hundan! What does this kid want to be so close to the biting meow?"

"How angry! This guy hasn't gone down yet! He has persisted until now!"

"Bite meow, come on! Don't let this guy win the championship!"

……

The audience in the audience cheered for Biting Meow, and even the tuner seemed to be partial to taking care of Biting Meow.

When the biting cat just reached the front of the chair, the music stopped suddenly.

Bite Meow took advantage of the opportunity to sit on the chair, and Hao Meng, who followed closely behind, was not to be outdone, and also tried to sit on the chair...

Then there was a scene that made the audience completely unbearable and exploded.

Biting Meow sat on the chair almost at the same time as the member.

"How dare you sit in the same chair as my Miaojiang! Burn!"

"burn!"

"I think this guy wants to squeeze out my Meow-chan!"

"This must be burned!"

"How dare you sit on my Miaojiang!"

"Burn! Burn! Burn!"

……

Shouts of 'burning' rang out from the audience, and the two people sitting on the chairs were also stupefied.

Indeed...it's really embarrassing...

Hao Meng raised her head and glanced awkwardly at the biting cat beside her, and found that her face was also full of embarrassment.

Standing up embarrassingly, Hao Meng offered the chair to Bite Meow.

The audience in the audience refused to give up and still shouted "Burn!"burn!burn!burn……

Hao Meng felt a pain in her heart. These ungrateful guys don't want to eliminate that girl because of their previous efforts. Will you have benefits?Burn me now for sitting with the biting cat?
Scanning around the audience, she silently remembered the appearance of those who shouted the most and worked hard in her heart.

Hao Meng couldn't help thinking of a rather interesting chat emoji he had seen before——

[As a human being, you must be humble, listen to their opinions more, and then write them down carefully. Whoever has an opinion on you, and then hate him! 】

"Okay, okay, don't burn it... Is this member going to sing, or do a house dance?"

The host waved his hand to the booing audience, and then handed the microphone to Hao Meng. His expression clearly showed that he was watching a good show.

Even Bite Meow sat on the chair and turned around, wiggling bangs on his forehead, and looked at the guy who had just dared to compete with him for a seat with great interest.

The audience also temporarily quieted down, and focused their eyes on this short troupe member with the mentality of watching a show while eating melons.

After all, in the eyes of the host and the audience, this is just a passerby, and I'm afraid it's not as good as the performances of the previous girls.

If you don't perform well in this talent show, you might make a fool of yourself, especially for a 'boy'.

Hao Meng took the microphone handed over by the host and held it with both hands.

Some audience members shook their heads. This performance was clearly a rookie on stage for the first time. Only a rookie would be nervous enough to hold the microphone with both hands.

Many people have imagined that the person on stage is about to make that ugly drake voice...

"Sing...ahem..."

Hao Meng almost exposed her original voice when she opened her mouth, and hurriedly pretended to cough to cover it up.

A soft and lovely voice suddenly came from the stage speakers. Although only one word was uttered, followed by a fake cough, this word revealed a lot of information.

"Loli voice?"

"Did I hear it right just now? Where did this lovely voice come from?"

"Did the biting meow just speak?"

"No! This is not the sound of a biting meow! The one just now is obviously more delicate and cute!"

"Is the tuner naughty? Play such a cute voice to tease us?"

"Why does this sound sound familiar to me?"

……

There was a commotion in the audience, and many people couldn't help digging their ears, wondering if they heard it wrong.

Some people also suspect that the cute voice just now was made by Biting Meow. After all, just now everyone focused on this little member. There is a pocket microphone pinned to the collar, it is very likely that Miao Jiang made a joke on purpose.

However, when these people looked at Biting Meow in an attempt to prove their thoughts, they were surprised to find that Biting Meow also covered its small mouth, and looked at the little regiment member covered in black robes in surprise.

Facing the situation at this time, the host was a little at a loss, and couldn't help but turned to this mysterious member.

Could it be that this FFF member is a... little loli?

The host couldn't help but have this bold guess in his mind.

Indeed, the voice just now is indeed a very cute loli voice, and this member of the group has been mysterious and has not shown up...

……

Hao Meng glanced worriedly at the audience, only to see that apart from the surprised and uncertain gazes from the audience, there were no familiar figures in the crowd.

Fortunately, Jasmine and the others are not here...

Taking a deep breath, Hao Meng silently adjusted her voice according to her previous pseudonym skills, trying to imitate a positive voice.

Just as everyone in the audience was guessing wildly, a slightly neutral Zhengtai sound suddenly came from the speakers on the stage.

"It's impossible to sing, and it's not convenient for me to dance the house dance now, so why don't I give you a false voice! I won't say who I imitated, you guess, and judge whether it looks like it or not!"

The moment the voice sounded, the audience's eyes were all focused on the little member again.

I saw that the little member of the regiment put down the microphone he was holding up after finishing speaking, and bowed his head in silence, as if he was gaining momentum.

……

"False voice? Could it be that he made that cute loli voice on purpose?"

One of the slightly obese audience members in the audience said in a disappointed tone. At first, the cute voice made him fantasize about 'maybe this is a loli', but then his fantasies were overwhelmed by this neutral voice. crushed and broken by his words.

"It's no wonder... Those who can fake voices are all monsters. The person who listens to the voice should be a gentleman...Know how to play..."

Standing next to this slightly obese spectator was a thin and bespectacled man. As he said this, he couldn't help but hold up the sliding frames of his glasses.

"Who do you think this guy will imitate?"

While asking, the man with glasses nudged his fat companion beside him with his elbow.

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