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Chapter 126 is Funny!

At this time, the host has completely lost the previous contempt.

"Did you really not use a mobile phone or other devices to cheat just now? Was it really the fake voice you made with your own voice?"

Facing the host's question, Hao Meng didn't answer without saying a word, but silently turned around and tried to continue to step off the stage.

Because there is no need to answer at all, even a talent show is suspected of cheating. Who do they think they are?

Seeing this posture, the host knew that she had asked the wrong question, and secretly scolded herself for being confused. Seeing that this person was about to walk off the stage, she hurriedly borrowed the power of the audience to keep him.

"Do the audience want him to perform another show?"

"miss you!"

"necessary!"

"Let him dress up as a little lolita!"

"Women's clothes! Women's clothes!"

"I haven't heard enough, go on!"

……

The audience shouted loudly, which made Hao Meng, who was trying to step down, stop involuntarily.

Not only that, even the quietly biting meow sitting on the chair beside him couldn't sit still at this time.

"Actually... I'm also very curious. Are you a shogun or a loli? If you're not too short, I might mistake you for Mr. Kugimiya."

While she got up to speak, she was also curiously looking at the little member in front of her.

In fact, she, who is delicate in mind, noticed the unusualness of this person from the very beginning when he came on stage.

Ordinary people, no matter boys or girls, would be nervous and excited when standing next to a star like him, but this guy is an exception, he won't be nervous to the point of embarrassment, and he won't peek at his cute face, he just treats himself as an ordinary person Treat it the same.

Especially for a 'boy', this is not normal at all.

When this happens, either he is a blind fool, or he is a girl who is as good as him in all aspects...

Moreover, during the game of musical chairs, when the person sat on the same chair as me, I clearly felt the soft and elastic touch of the person's body. When they looked at each other awkwardly, I also noticed the person's watery and cute big breasts. Eyes, if this person was Shota, she couldn't believe how cute this Shota would be.

In summary, Bite Meow judges that this person most likely belongs to the latter, she is a cute little lolita, and her reputation is no less than her own little lolita, she is clearly the one who has just risen recently...

Biting Meow lightly bit her lip, blinked and stared at Hao Meng with some hesitation and uncertainty.

"I guess you're..."

Seeing the biting meow's posture, Hao Meng secretly thought that something was wrong, so she hurriedly raised her hand and made a stop gesture to the biting meow, and then threw out three consecutive denials on the spot.

"I'm not! I don't! Don't talk nonsense!"

Biting Meow looked at the guy shaking his head desperately in front of him, smiled brightly, and continued to confide.

"I guess you are a great voice actor who knows pseudo-tonic! Right?"

After Biting Meow finished speaking, she looked at Hao Meng with a half-smile.

I thought that my identity was going to be exposed, but I didn't expect that this sudden sharp turn made Hao Meng almost wince.

"Awesome...awesome...you guessed it right!"

Hao Meng knew that Biting Meow was trying to hide his identity, so he hurriedly climbed down the pole.

But just when Hao Meng thought the world was peaceful and everything was going well, a voice came from the audience that she least wanted to hear now.

"I know who she is! Now I've found you... get out of the way and let me get up!"

Jasmine pushed and shoved in the crowd, trying to get through the crowd and onto the stage.

Seeing this, the host at the side hurriedly invited Jasmine from the audience to come on stage out of curiosity.

The audience stepped aside to make way for a passage, and Jasmine came onto the stage unimpeded.

over! GG!

Seeing Jasmine with a 'kind' smile on her face, Hao Meng despaired in her heart, then took off her schoolbag in her burqa, bent down and rummaged through it.

……

Jasmine came on stage. She first glanced warily at the biting cat standing next to Hao Meng, then forcefully grabbed the microphone from the host's hand, turned around and faced the audience with the microphone in hand.

"It's really disappointing that no one guessed who this person is..."

Jasmine who said this shook her head in disappointment, then proudly pointed to Hao Meng behind her and continued.

"She's famously funny!"

Jasmine originally thought that the audience would burst into exclamations, but unexpectedly, the audience was now silent, and almost everyone looked at her as if she was mentally retarded.

Why is there no response, is there something wrong?

Jasmine turned back curiously, and was surprised to find that Hao Meng was holding a funny pillow in front of his face, turning it proudly.

No wonder the audience in the audience reacted so indifferently just now. Who doesn't know that this is a funny expression?

"This person is retarded!"

"Is this person a funny actor invited by the organizer?"

"I think it's a funny comparison invited by the organizer..."

"Do you really think we're idiots? Don't you know what it's funny?"

"Go down quickly! We want loli!"

……

There was booing and booing from the audience, and many people were also lamenting that this maid sister who looked pretty and had big breasts unexpectedly turned out to be mentally handicapped.

Big breasts and no brains probably refer to her...

Many think so.

He was actually slapped by Hao Meng...the car overturned...

Jasmine muttered to herself as she looked at the audience who gave her thumbs up.

She came to the side of little Loli who was still holding a funny pillow, and tugged on the pillow, but the pillow was held tightly by little Loli, and she remained motionless.

Due to the audience in the audience, Jasmine didn't want to touch this little loli in public, so she bent down and whispered something in the little loli's ear.

"..."

"Are you sure? You're really not lying to me?"

Hao Meng didn't care about it at first, but after hearing Jasmine's words, she suddenly became eager.

"..."

Little Loli first lowered her head and thought about it, then nodded as if she had made up her mind.

"Okay, okay, but you have to help me stop those impulsive fans like before."

"make a deal!"

The two suddenly reached a consensus, which made Biting Meow and the host who were watching the excitement confused.

Hao Meng took the microphone from Jasmine, first glanced at the audience with emotion, and finally mustered up the courage to tell the truth.

"Well, in fact, I lied to everyone. I am not Zhengtai, I am not a member of the FFF group, and I am not a big voice actor. These are just my disguise..."

When Hao Meng said this, he did not use a fake voice, but used his usual speaking voice and intonation. The soft and cute lolita voice with a hint of sincerity made the audience listen quietly.

Some funny fans have vaguely noticed that this voice is somewhat familiar, but considering that this person can fake his voice, they are afraid that this is also a show.

"Actually, my real identity is—"

Hao Meng also decided not to hide it anymore, and pulled off the burqa on the spot, and at the same time imitated Kang Na's cute tone.

"Maki Dumb Kone! (AMAZING!)"

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