funny anchor

Chapter 128
Backstage dressing room at Central Stage.

Little Loli hid inside and looked down at the phone, and then a burst of brainwashing accompaniment music came from the speaker.

The accompanying music was so brainwashing that even this little loli couldn't help but nod and hum along.

"arashi ga su gi ta a to ni"

"ka ta ru ni mo o chi te i ku"

"memai..."

stop stop stop!
Hao Meng hastily clicked to stop playing, this song is really brainwashing, if I don't turn it off quickly, I'm afraid I can't help but listen to it on a loop.

Just now, Hao Meng hid in the dressing room and used the system to purchase the accompaniment and dance of this song. He knew the lyrics and dance movements by heart, and also used the system to change into a pair of safety pants.

After all, she was performing a house dance on stage, and safety pants were essential. Hao Meng didn't want to let her skirt go bare because of too many dance moves like the girl before.

Hao Meng picked up the small portable microphone and clamped it to the collar, and the small box on the other end was firmly fixed on the clothes.

After checking that there was no problem, Hao Meng opened the door and walked out of the dressing room.

But as soon as he went out, he saw Jasmine and Biting Meow waiting outside the door for a long time.

Judging from the surprised expression of Biting Meow, there is no doubt that the part where Hao Meng couldn't help humming in the dressing room just now was overheard.

Embarrassed, Hao Meng handed the mobile phone to the backstage staff so that it could be used to play the accompaniment, and then tidied up her clothes.

"It's really as cute as you said..."

While Biting Meow said this, she was also looking at Jasmine.

"Okay, the audience in the audience is impatient to wait now, so stop joking."

Surprisingly, Jasmine didn't continue to make things difficult, but became concerned instead.

"Are you ready?"

Hao Meng nodded.

……

While Hao Meng was preparing backstage, a house dance program was also being performed on the stage.

This is a group of catgirls and maid cosers dancing a house dance together. Although they are all a group of beautiful girls and their appearances are not ugly, the audience is obviously not interested in it.

There were no excited cheers from the audience, and even very few people were filming and filming, and even many people were so bored that they lowered their heads to play with their phones.

Although the girls danced hard on the stage, the audience in the audience was still silent.

This scene is comparable to the principal's eloquent speech on stage at the opening ceremony, while the audience is full of bored students.

After all, compared to Lolita, these ordinary cat girls COSER really can't arouse everyone's interest.

"Where's Kangna? Where's Lolita? What's wrong without Lolita?"

"Wait patiently, Funny is going to prepare, after watching this show, it will be her turn."

"This funny is poisonous, I have been poisoned by Lolicon! Originally, I could watch these shows, but after seeing the funny little loli, I feel that this house dance is so boring... Sigh! It's better to watch Kang Na Little loli!"

"Funny can't be sneaking from the backstage..."

"Hey, hey, hey! Don't talk nonsense, what if you hit the nail on the head..."

"I'll read the novel first, don't forget to call me if it's funny..."

……

The performance on the stage ended in a hurry, and the catgirl cosplayers stepped off the stage in a crowd, and many audience members raised their heads, and their excited and expectant eyes gathered on the stage.

One person appeared on the stage, unfortunately it was the host.

Many people were slightly disappointed.

"I believe that everyone can't wait any longer, so I won't talk nonsense. Next, we will invite our guests—"Bite People Meow" and Beep Station UP—"Slippery World's Big Joke" to perform house dance on stage!"

After the host finished speaking, he retreated to the background amidst a wave of cheers.

The audience excitedly waved the light sticks in their hands, and everyone shouted loudly, venting their excitement.

When the highly anticipated figure appeared on the stage, the brainwashing prelude came from the stage speakers at the same time.

The audience hurriedly suppressed their excitement, and the voices from the audience subsided instantly, not wanting to disturb the performance of the two of them.

Everyone quieted down and quietly looked at the two lolis who were performing on the stage.

I saw the two lolis on the stage gently tiptoe following the prelude, and then their little hands patted the skirt gently following the rhythm...

Immediately afterwards, Hao Meng spit out a soft and lovely singing voice from her mouth.

"Lan ga over ぎ た あ と に" (after the storm has passed)
"语るにも下ちていく" (starts to talk to himself)

"Dizzy を Zhen ri ほ ど い て" (swing until dizzy)
"123で船りだす" (123 starts dancing)
"456でも船りだす" (456 also starts dancing)
……

While Hao Meng spit out '123', her little hands were not idle either. She gestured with three fingers with her left hand, leaned to the left and jumped three times. Then when she sang '456', she also stretched out three fingers with her right hand and leaned to the right again. Jumped three times.

The beads on the pair of ponytails behind them collided with the rhythm of the little loli's beating, making a rhythmic and crisp sound.

And this trick?

While Bite Meow was following the house dance, she turned her head slightly to look at Hao Meng, and found that this dance was probably created by Little Lolita, and she could dance so cutely.

So she followed Little Lolita's movements and learned from them on the spot.

And some audience members in the audience were infected by this soft and cute singing, and many people also nodded and hummed softly.

Hao Meng's COS Kang Najiang is very cute in itself, and now with this cute movement and soft singing voice, many people in the audience raised their mobile phones and cameras to record it.

After all, everyone wants to keep such a lovely thing by their side, and the easiest way without breaking the law is to take photos or videos to preserve this beautiful moment.

……

"いつまでふたりでいるのかな" (Can we be together no matter when)

"おいしくできたらいただきます" (I'm welcome to make something delicious)
"しらないままでもいのかな" (Is it okay to just know nothing)
"ほんとのきもちはにみつだよ" (The true heart must be kept secret)
"Secret だよ" (it's a secret)

……

Hao Meng's dance moves in this section imitated and restored the ED of "Love Killing". Not only did he nod and stand on tiptoe in accordance with the rhythm in the movements, but even the expression with blank eyes and indifference to everything was perfectly restored.

Of course, Hao Meng did not imitate the one-handed handstand and the difficult movement of landing on the back of the head at the end of the last paragraph. Instead, he bent down and raised one hand on his back, and stretched out the other small index finger between his pink lips. With a playful wink, he made a hissing gesture.

This is very cute.

What is Mengsha?

The group of audiences holding their hearts under the stage explained the term with their own reactions.

It's a pity that this is a comic exhibition, not a hospital, and the audience who covered their hearts and shouted 'medical soldiers take blood bags' didn't pay attention.

"What a love! Why are you so loving!"

"No! It's too foul to bend over, boo and wink!"

"Help! There is a loli teasing me!"

"My little heart! It's beating so fast!"

"Medical soldiers! Those military fans don't have COS medical soldiers! I urgently need medical soldiers now!"

"Take a photo! Take a photo! This is so cute! Take a photo!"

"Is it that exaggerated? My heart is beating faster..."

"Lori Saigao!"

"Stop talking, experience it with your heart..."

……

"好(す) きよあなたが" (I like you)

"Kill (ころ) したいほど" (I like you so much that I want to kill you)

……

As the little Lolita lowered her head and drew circles on the ground with the toe of her shoes, this soft and cute confession was spit out, and then she pointed a finger at the audience in a serious manner.

"I like you so much that I want to kill you!"

This cute action plus soft and cute voice once again killed the audience!

[Love kill ED brainwashing warning: av195824 animation ending original version/av205648 Pray for Inory's cover version with enhanced power]

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