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Chapter 152 Set a small goal first, say 20

Opening the chat software, Hao Meng found the guy named 'Shuangdao International'.

"As requested, I've made a dedicated video, here's the link..."

After Hao Meng typed the message, she copied the link of her Biz station video and sent it, and then waited quietly for a reply.

……

Cheng Niuhai was awakened by the vibration of his phone.

Originally, in the afternoon, he stayed in front of the computer and browsed the website, waiting for the commercial video that he agreed to appear. During the period, he was a little bored, so he looked for a movie to watch on the website, but he didn’t expect this movie to be too boring, so he watched it by himself. Unknowingly fell asleep.

He opened his eyes and glanced at the dark surroundings in a daze. He hurriedly took out his phone and glanced at the screen.

The screen showed 20:00, which was already eight o'clock in the evening.

However, there are several messages in the actual chat software dynamics at the moment.

"Oops! I accidentally fell asleep!"

Cheng Niuhai hurriedly unlocked the lock screen of the computer, and found that the little girl on the chat software had already sent several messages impatiently.

"Hold on"

Hastily typing out a concise two-word reply, he quickly clicked on the link on the message sent by the little loli, and the browser instantly jumped to a video page on Biz.com.

Not caring about turning on the lights, nor caring about his hungry stomach, he couldn't wait to click on the video.

At the beginning of the video, he was startled by the colorful and dense barrage that emerged.

Is this really a video that was just released today?Judging from the intensity of the barrage, only those old videos accumulated over time would have such a dense barrage!

At this time, his work computer had begun to freeze seriously due to the intensive barrage. With no other choice, Cheng Niuhai hurriedly turned off the barrage function.

After closing the barrage, he could clearly see the content on the video screen.

It was a little loli maid dressed up with cat ears. She was standing pretty on a vast grass field, holding a bottle of milk in her little hand. She couldn't help but want to hug her and take care of her so cute. Fan.

At the same time, the accordion accompaniment music came from the computer stereo, and then the cute cat-eared maid, Little Lolita, began to sing along with the accompaniment.

The soft and cute voice is mixed with the accompaniment, interweaving a milk hymn.

At the bottom of the video, milky white subtitles were carefully added. Cheng Niuhai looked at the subtitles and was immediately amused by the lyrics.

"Heavenly milk, you can really blow..."

But it's not over yet.

While the little Lolita was singing, she unscrewed the milk bottle. After singing a section, she took a sip of milk, wiped her mouth, and licked the back of her hand...

This was obviously a very common action, but it made Cheng Niuhai's throat twitch and he couldn't help swallowing.

so cute……

This trick is simply foul, this cute little loli licks milk like a kitten, who can resist it?
Then the cat-eared little loli continued to sing this hymn of milk with the accompaniment. At the end of the video, she simply blew up the Shuangdao milk as a panacea. The little loli seemed to be saying: "If you don't drink Shuangdao milk, you will die." Bar! '

Although there are exaggerated propaganda elements in the lyrics, it is obviously just to make everyone laugh, and normal people with IQ will not believe it.

After all, this is what a cute little loli said, and it's not a brick called a beast. These words have no authority at all.

The video played until the end. After watching the video, Cheng Niuhai felt that his mind was full of the lingering little girl with cat ears and the milk.

This commercial video made him a little overjoyed.

I thought this ad was just a short ad similar to that 'not all milk is XX soo', but funny actually wrote a song about it!

This whole song is in praise of Double Island Milk!
Not to mention anything else, this beautiful hymn alone is worth [-] yuan.

This is not counting the cute cat-eared little loli image in this song and the fan popularity that comes with it.

Cheng Niuhai couldn't help watching the terrifying playback volume.

The video posted that day had nearly 50 views!
This would have been unimaginable in the past, even for those UP stars with millions of fans, it is difficult for a video to achieve such a terrifying amount of views in a short period of time after it is released.

What drives the audience so crazy?
It's a loli, a cute loli!
With the promotion of such a cute cat-eared little lolita, I am afraid that it is not a lie to double the sales!

Cheng Niuhai knew that he might have met a nobleman this time...

……

Hao Meng was a little bored watching the screen in a certain dead house.

The daily conversation in this dead house group is still about news about yourself.

For Hao Meng, whenever he posts a video to Biz.com, and then dives in the dark to watch the unscrupulous comments of these group members, it is also a pleasure for him.

It’s just like… voyeuristic fun!

"The newly released Shuangdao milk video is so funny, it's obviously Amway, but I recognize it..."

"I was just brainwashed by Du Kela, and now I am given a milk hallucinogen by funny, and my mind is full of Shuangdao milk"

"Shuangdao milk can cure all diseases, if you don't drink it, you will die! (Funny)"

"I just found Shuangdao milk on Xbao. I was so scared that I quickly bought a box."

"It's funny that the cat-eared maid is so cute, does Bao X have the same model? I'll buy it no matter how much it costs!"

"Baby X has catgirl figures, but it's a pity that they are not funny, unless you make them yourself with clay."

"Don't talk about figurines, I'll be satisfied if you give me a funny pillow, of course it's not ordinary funny, it's a funny loli body pillow"

"Don't even think about it! What are you trying to do to my antics?"

……

Hao Meng helplessly looked at the members of the dead house group. Unexpectedly, they started to quarrel over a disagreement. The reason was because of himself...

Just when Hao Meng was about to continue diving to watch the show, the mobile phone on the table suddenly vibrated with a 'buzzing' sound.

Picking up the phone curiously, Hao Meng's little face suddenly showed a surprised expression.

This is a short message of a bank transfer. I just received a transfer of 7 yuan, and the transferer is Mr. Cheng.

Adding the previous 20 yuan, there are almost [-] yuan in cash in the bank card now.

beep beep...

The chat software sounded a message prompt at this time.

Hao Meng clicked on the profile picture of this 'Shuangdao International' and found that he had sent a long and eloquent message.

"I am very satisfied with the video, and the rest of the money has been transferred. I sincerely hope to cooperate again in the future..."

On the whole, the message was nothing more than a thank you for your cooperation, so Hao Meng typed a casual reply.

"The money has been received, happy cooperation."

Hao Meng then summoned the funny system to check the task status.

[Today's mission is completed! 2000 Funny Coin rewards have been issued! 】

With this reminder, the number of funny coins in the column of the actual funny coin balance rose crazily.

Seeing the substantial balance of funny coins, Hao Meng felt a sense of relief in her heart.

This funny coin, you should save it when you say anything...

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