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Chapter 18 Rest, take a break

The task has been completed, Hao Meng casually chatted with the audience and finally turned off the live broadcast.

Stretching for a while to relax, Hao Meng returned to reality and realized that the room was a little dark, and he had unknowingly live-streamed the horror game all afternoon.

Turning on the bedroom chandelier, Hao Meng was speechless when she saw the mess on the table.

"Meow?"

The two kittens tilted their heads and looked innocently at Hao Meng with their big watery eyes, as if they had nothing to do with the culprits that caused all this chaos.

"Very cute!"

In fact, Hao Meng originally wanted to say "special meow", but the cuteness of the two kittens made her obediently change her mind.

There was a pool of water stains and wet kitten footprints on the table. Lifting the keyboard, Hao Meng found that part of the water stains had flowed under the keyboard. Fortunately, the keyboard was a cheap membrane keyboard, so even if it got water and broke, it didn't feel bad.

After wiping the table clean with a rag, Hao Meng carried the two naughty little guys back into the shoebox.

"You are not allowed to urinate anywhere in the future, you have to learn to use cat litter, do you hear me?"

When Hao Meng said this, she was busy clearing the table, but she didn't notice that the two kittens nodded half-understanding when they heard her words.

"Huh? This bottle..."

Picking up the small bottle out of curiosity, there were a few big words 'animal transformation potion' written on the somewhat wet label.

At this moment, only the bottom of the bottle was left with the potion in the bottle, and the bottle cap had long since disappeared.

"Could it be..."

Hao Meng turned her head and glanced at the two kittens in the shoe box in surprise. At the moment, they were curling up quietly together, as if falling asleep.

"No, no, no...how could it be possible to become a cat girl? But... what should I do if I really become a cat girl? Hmm...speaking of which, I haven't named the two of them yet. Can one be named Vanilla? Dress the cat girl in a maid outfit and be shameless..."

blah blah blah...

Hao Meng came to the door suddenly and knocked on the bedroom door, then opened the door and entered.

"Ahem, I'm back..."

Now Hao Meng, this little lolita, is acting as a tired office worker who just came home from work, rubbing his shoulders and standing at the door coughing twice, how funny the whole scene is.

Then she ran back into the house, and then ran to the door, her expression changed, and she became a cute and cute little loli maid.

"Welcome back, master. The bath water has been heated up, and dinner is ready. Would you like to take a bath first? Or eat first?"

The picture behind is so beautiful that Hao Meng dare not think about it.

At this point, Hao Meng is excitedly rolling around on the carpet with his arms around the air. If the kittens see this scene, they will definitely think about it.

"calm down……"

Patting her hot little cheek, Hao Meng suddenly thought of a very serious matter.

What if it's a male cat?
It’s okay to not transform, but now the kittens are likely to drink that potion...

"Don't drink the potion... Don't drink the potion... You are all cute kittens, right? You must not drink the potion, right?"

Hao Meng came to the shoebox and prayed silently, while the kittens just turned over and continued to sleep soundly.

"Forget it... Anyway, the medicine will take effect after 12 hours. Let's see the situation tomorrow morning. It's so late, it's important to have dinner first."

Hao Meng tore open a bucket of instant noodles, brewed them with boiling water, and put them in front of the computer.

Smelling the cheap smell, Hao Meng felt sorry for herself, even if she became a little lolita, she couldn't change her fate of eating instant noodles.

Who told her not to cook?

chirp-

Picking up a piece of instant noodles, Hao Meng played with the computer boredly.

Hao Meng found an asterisk icon on the computer desktop, and she double-clicked it out of curiosity.

When I saw the familiar login interface pop up, I knew it was a chat software.

"I haven't used chat software when I came to this world, let's find a group to go in and have a look."

Hao Meng spent some time re-registering an account. After logging in, she changed her avatar to a funny emoji and changed her name to "funny".

Looking at the empty friend list, Hao Meng opened the search bar and selected fuzzy search.

Tapping the keyboard with his fingertips, some key words "other people's world server, two-dimensional, house" appeared in the search bar.

Hit enter and choose to find a group...

The search page was refreshed, and some groups appeared according to the conditions.

Hao Meng ignored those groups that required payment to join, and found a two-dimensional house group that was quite appetizing from the group label.

Group name: Big brother's dead house group, group tags: anime, other people's world, sbeam, uplay, origin, ship C, OSU, Touhou Project, nutritionist...

Without hesitation, I selected "Join" in the lower right corner, and a window popped up.

[Verification information: Why do you want to join the group? 】

Hao Meng casually entered: Hello, I am also a Two-dimensional nerd. I like to play in other people's worlds. I want to play with the server.

Then confirm the application to join the group.

After nearly a minute, Hao Meng got a reply that the administrator refused to join the group.

"Eh? Very good, you won't let me in, I want to join the group!"

She continued typing on the keyboard: I am a cute girl in women's clothing!

beep beep...

[Funny has joined this group. 】

"The newlyweds quickly hand over the photos of women's clothing!"

"Welcome to the *group!"

"You are already a member of the group, come and quit the group to show everyone!"

"How long can the rookie last this time without leaving the group?"

"I don't know, anyway, another one just left..."

"Sister? Doesn't exist!"

"When I saw Mengmei, I let it in."

"Pay attention to your quality, newcomers don't be scared away by you gay guys again (funny)."

……

Emojis are flying all over the sky, most people might be scared off by the enthusiastic atmosphere, but how could Hao Meng, an old driver, be cowardly?
So she found a few expressions and sent them out.

[Pause!Stop, please! ]
The panda emoji made a pause gesture.

[I want to ask, have you...]
Immediately afterwards, he posted an emoji of the panda's head hesitating to speak.

[No!roll! ]
I don't know who in the group took the lead to reply with a panda emoji, and then a group of people below followed the stolen picture and posted it up.

[No!roll! ]
[No!roll! ]
[No!roll! ]
……

Even the group leader who has been diving all the time stole Zhang'No!roll! 'The expression came up.

Hao Meng finally posted the third panda emoji after a long time.

"233 This rookie knows how to play!"

"66666 Dou Tu Wang!"

"You guys don't have any..."

"(Funny) It's a good thing I'm witty and didn't steal pictures, let you steal pictures every day to play."

"(cover face and smile) Don't come here, you XX is too perverted, I'm afraid of you."

"(Black question mark face???) I always feel that this group of ****???"

"Screenshot of black history as a souvenir!"

"It's useless to withdraw! I saw it!"

"(Laughing panda face kneeling on the ground and crying) I'm sorry, I lowered the average IQ of this group..."

……

Hao Meng suppressed a smile on the other end of the computer and continued to post expressions:
"(Panda scratching his head) You guys are quite interesting..."

(End of this chapter)