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Chapter 185 April 4st is Everyone's Lie
Chapter 185 April [-]st is Everyone's Lie
The next day.
Early mornings on weekdays are always accompanied by the sound of the mobile phone alarm clock.
Fortunately, Hao Meng did not stay up late last night. She woke up almost at the same time as the alarm clock sounded. She grabbed the noisy mobile phone next to the bed in time and pressed the power button.
After yawning and stretching for a while, before officially getting up, Hao Meng summoned the funny system and looked at today's tasks first.
[Today's task: April Fool's Day topic, stay vigilant and not be fooled by anyone within 12 hours today.Reward: [-] funny coins]
April Fool's Day?
Hao Meng hurriedly picked up her phone and checked the date.
April [-]st, April Fool's Day.
No, no, no, April Fool's Day is not the point, the point is the [-] funny coins!
This is ten thousand funny coins!Not a hundred or a thousand, but ten thousand!
With [-] funny coins, will you still worry that you don't have enough funny coins?
And today's task looks quite simple!Isn't it just not being fooled!Knowing that today is April Fool's Day, if I am fooled again, I will see a ghost.
After getting up and putting on her school uniform, Hao Meng tidied herself in the mirror at the dressing table. Hao Meng opened the bedroom door and went downstairs to the dining room to have breakfast.
At this time, an exquisite breakfast was already set up on the table in the dining room, and other people also went downstairs one after another to prepare for breakfast.
When Hao Meng came to the restaurant, he found that everyone in the restaurant was greeting each other on the surface, and there was a more subtle atmosphere than usual.
From the eyes of these guys, it can be seen that they are planning some evil idea in their hearts.
It seems that they all know that today is April Fool's Day!
Hao Meng immediately became vigilant. These guys may think that they don't know that today is April Fool's Day, and they may come to make fun of themselves...
After all, on April Fool's Day, you must forgive her for joking or something!
Hao Meng first pulled away the stool that belonged to her at the dining table, and just about to sit on it, suddenly realized something was wrong, and jumped up hastily.
I just inadvertently noticed that the cushion seems to be a little raised compared to usual...
Lifting up the cushion on the chair, Hao Meng really found a round and bulging prop like a hand warmer under the cushion.
This can't be a hand warmer, it must be a prank prop!
Hao Meng picked up the prop and threw it directly to the corner of the wall. The prop made an indecent sound of 'poof' when it fell to the ground.
It is conceivable that if I sat down on the cushion directly, I am afraid that I would be the one who made the indecent sound next...
It's a good thing to see through this trick, otherwise I'm afraid that the ten thousand funny coins will be ruined.
Hao Meng put the cushion back on the chair and continued to prepare for breakfast as if nothing happened.
Seeing that Hao Meng was not fooled, everyone looked disappointed in their expectant eyes.
This guy is too smart!Can this also be seen?
Alice and Hui Ji looked at Jasmine hastily at this time, with a questioning look in their eyes.
What's next?
Jasmine couldn't help touching her forehead.
These teammates are simply betraying themselves now!Isn't this obviously telling Hao Meng that he is the mastermind?
The discussion was made last night, and I planned to take advantage of April Fool's Day today to have a joke with this cute little loli, but Hao Meng easily deciphered the trick that Naihe came up with.
While Hao Meng was lowering her head to smear jam on the bread, Jasmine hurriedly gestured to her two teammates.
First, he pointed at the two of them with his fingers, then made a telescopic gesture with both hands on the eyes, then pointed to his own eyes, and finally made an 'OK' gesture.
What Jasmine actually wants to convey is: [you], [look], [my wink], [act]
But it was obvious that Jasmine overestimated her teammate's comprehension ability, and this speech-like gesticulation resulted in a dumbfounded look on the other side.
Forget it, the teammates are really unreliable.
Jasmine held her forehead and decided to do it alone.
So she looked at the little Lolita who was enjoying her breakfast, frowned slightly, hesitated for a moment, hesitated to speak as if she had something to say, and finally sighed.
"Hao Meng, there is something I want to confess to you."
Jasmine said to the little loli who was stuffing bread into her mouth with a serious face.
"Um"
Facing Jasmine's serious tone, Little Lolita obviously didn't take it seriously.
"Actually... Actually, I lied to you about all of this..."
Jasmine was not discouraged, and continued to launch an offensive.
"Oh"
Little Lolita was still unmoved, she lowered her head and chewed the bread, and let out a flat tone.
"There is no million-dollar scholarship in this college. Everything is fake and does not exist. This is just a lie I told to lure you into the college..."
Hearing this, little Lolita couldn't bear it any longer, suddenly raised her head, looked directly at Jasmine calmly, and Gulu swallowed her breakfast all at once.
"Uh...so, so what?"
so what?
Anyway, give me a reaction!
Jasmine was heartbroken. She thought Hao Meng would be fooled when she heard this, but she didn't expect any reaction at all!
The April Fool's Day operation failed for the second time!
Hao Meng looked at the disappointed expression on Jasmine's face with great interest, then turned her head meaningfully to look at Jasmine and Hui Ji who were pretending to be eating, but pricking up their ears and peeking at her from time to time.
Hao Meng didn't fluctuate in his heart, and even wanted to laugh.
This was obviously an April Fool's Day scam headed by Jasmine. They wanted to see how dazed they were when they were fooled, but they were afraid they would be disappointed.
You still want to deceive me with this quick and full of flaws?
But it's not enough to just be deceived, when it's time to fight back, you still have to fight back!
So, Hao Meng slowly put the leftover half of the bread in his hand on the plate, lowered his head to stare at the half piece of bread on the plate, bit his lips lightly and fell silent without saying a word.
The abnormality on Hao Meng's side quickly attracted everyone's attention at the dinner table.
Why did you stop eating all of a sudden?Could it be that Hao Meng is full?Or do you say that you don't like your appetite?
No, this bowed his head without saying a word... Obviously he had something on his mind!
Sure enough, after being silent for a while, Hao Meng finally spoke.
"Hey, actually I also have something to tell you, Jasmine."
While Hao Meng was speaking, she still lowered her head, making it hard to fathom the expression on her face at this time. Her tone was very soft and gentle, but the softer and gentler it was, the more terrifying it looked.
"Sure enough, compared to you, I think Ye is more suitable to be my maid than you."
"At least, she won't come to play tricks on me, to deceive me..."
After saying this, little Lolita suddenly raised her head towards Jasmine, smiled miserably, rubbed the corners of her eyes with her small hand, and forced a smile.
"So, let's break up our friendship!"
Alice and Hui Ji looked at each other, and they both saw a trace of consternation in each other's eyes.
Is it because the joke is too much, is this the rhythm of friendship?
感谢【稽萝控】打赏的1000币!感谢【红发圣魔】打赏的500币!感谢【dangersnow】打赏的500币!感谢【yahchenz】打赏的500币!感谢【有蓝无CD】、【一点寒芒叶知秋】打赏的200币!感谢【l雪之音l】、【羽龙天钿】、【东海初阳】打赏的100币!
(End of this chapter)
The next day.
Early mornings on weekdays are always accompanied by the sound of the mobile phone alarm clock.
Fortunately, Hao Meng did not stay up late last night. She woke up almost at the same time as the alarm clock sounded. She grabbed the noisy mobile phone next to the bed in time and pressed the power button.
After yawning and stretching for a while, before officially getting up, Hao Meng summoned the funny system and looked at today's tasks first.
[Today's task: April Fool's Day topic, stay vigilant and not be fooled by anyone within 12 hours today.Reward: [-] funny coins]
April Fool's Day?
Hao Meng hurriedly picked up her phone and checked the date.
April [-]st, April Fool's Day.
No, no, no, April Fool's Day is not the point, the point is the [-] funny coins!
This is ten thousand funny coins!Not a hundred or a thousand, but ten thousand!
With [-] funny coins, will you still worry that you don't have enough funny coins?
And today's task looks quite simple!Isn't it just not being fooled!Knowing that today is April Fool's Day, if I am fooled again, I will see a ghost.
After getting up and putting on her school uniform, Hao Meng tidied herself in the mirror at the dressing table. Hao Meng opened the bedroom door and went downstairs to the dining room to have breakfast.
At this time, an exquisite breakfast was already set up on the table in the dining room, and other people also went downstairs one after another to prepare for breakfast.
When Hao Meng came to the restaurant, he found that everyone in the restaurant was greeting each other on the surface, and there was a more subtle atmosphere than usual.
From the eyes of these guys, it can be seen that they are planning some evil idea in their hearts.
It seems that they all know that today is April Fool's Day!
Hao Meng immediately became vigilant. These guys may think that they don't know that today is April Fool's Day, and they may come to make fun of themselves...
After all, on April Fool's Day, you must forgive her for joking or something!
Hao Meng first pulled away the stool that belonged to her at the dining table, and just about to sit on it, suddenly realized something was wrong, and jumped up hastily.
I just inadvertently noticed that the cushion seems to be a little raised compared to usual...
Lifting up the cushion on the chair, Hao Meng really found a round and bulging prop like a hand warmer under the cushion.
This can't be a hand warmer, it must be a prank prop!
Hao Meng picked up the prop and threw it directly to the corner of the wall. The prop made an indecent sound of 'poof' when it fell to the ground.
It is conceivable that if I sat down on the cushion directly, I am afraid that I would be the one who made the indecent sound next...
It's a good thing to see through this trick, otherwise I'm afraid that the ten thousand funny coins will be ruined.
Hao Meng put the cushion back on the chair and continued to prepare for breakfast as if nothing happened.
Seeing that Hao Meng was not fooled, everyone looked disappointed in their expectant eyes.
This guy is too smart!Can this also be seen?
Alice and Hui Ji looked at Jasmine hastily at this time, with a questioning look in their eyes.
What's next?
Jasmine couldn't help touching her forehead.
These teammates are simply betraying themselves now!Isn't this obviously telling Hao Meng that he is the mastermind?
The discussion was made last night, and I planned to take advantage of April Fool's Day today to have a joke with this cute little loli, but Hao Meng easily deciphered the trick that Naihe came up with.
While Hao Meng was lowering her head to smear jam on the bread, Jasmine hurriedly gestured to her two teammates.
First, he pointed at the two of them with his fingers, then made a telescopic gesture with both hands on the eyes, then pointed to his own eyes, and finally made an 'OK' gesture.
What Jasmine actually wants to convey is: [you], [look], [my wink], [act]
But it was obvious that Jasmine overestimated her teammate's comprehension ability, and this speech-like gesticulation resulted in a dumbfounded look on the other side.
Forget it, the teammates are really unreliable.
Jasmine held her forehead and decided to do it alone.
So she looked at the little Lolita who was enjoying her breakfast, frowned slightly, hesitated for a moment, hesitated to speak as if she had something to say, and finally sighed.
"Hao Meng, there is something I want to confess to you."
Jasmine said to the little loli who was stuffing bread into her mouth with a serious face.
"Um"
Facing Jasmine's serious tone, Little Lolita obviously didn't take it seriously.
"Actually... Actually, I lied to you about all of this..."
Jasmine was not discouraged, and continued to launch an offensive.
"Oh"
Little Lolita was still unmoved, she lowered her head and chewed the bread, and let out a flat tone.
"There is no million-dollar scholarship in this college. Everything is fake and does not exist. This is just a lie I told to lure you into the college..."
Hearing this, little Lolita couldn't bear it any longer, suddenly raised her head, looked directly at Jasmine calmly, and Gulu swallowed her breakfast all at once.
"Uh...so, so what?"
so what?
Anyway, give me a reaction!
Jasmine was heartbroken. She thought Hao Meng would be fooled when she heard this, but she didn't expect any reaction at all!
The April Fool's Day operation failed for the second time!
Hao Meng looked at the disappointed expression on Jasmine's face with great interest, then turned her head meaningfully to look at Jasmine and Hui Ji who were pretending to be eating, but pricking up their ears and peeking at her from time to time.
Hao Meng didn't fluctuate in his heart, and even wanted to laugh.
This was obviously an April Fool's Day scam headed by Jasmine. They wanted to see how dazed they were when they were fooled, but they were afraid they would be disappointed.
You still want to deceive me with this quick and full of flaws?
But it's not enough to just be deceived, when it's time to fight back, you still have to fight back!
So, Hao Meng slowly put the leftover half of the bread in his hand on the plate, lowered his head to stare at the half piece of bread on the plate, bit his lips lightly and fell silent without saying a word.
The abnormality on Hao Meng's side quickly attracted everyone's attention at the dinner table.
Why did you stop eating all of a sudden?Could it be that Hao Meng is full?Or do you say that you don't like your appetite?
No, this bowed his head without saying a word... Obviously he had something on his mind!
Sure enough, after being silent for a while, Hao Meng finally spoke.
"Hey, actually I also have something to tell you, Jasmine."
While Hao Meng was speaking, she still lowered her head, making it hard to fathom the expression on her face at this time. Her tone was very soft and gentle, but the softer and gentler it was, the more terrifying it looked.
"Sure enough, compared to you, I think Ye is more suitable to be my maid than you."
"At least, she won't come to play tricks on me, to deceive me..."
After saying this, little Lolita suddenly raised her head towards Jasmine, smiled miserably, rubbed the corners of her eyes with her small hand, and forced a smile.
"So, let's break up our friendship!"
Alice and Hui Ji looked at each other, and they both saw a trace of consternation in each other's eyes.
Is it because the joke is too much, is this the rhythm of friendship?
感谢【稽萝控】打赏的1000币!感谢【红发圣魔】打赏的500币!感谢【dangersnow】打赏的500币!感谢【yahchenz】打赏的500币!感谢【有蓝无CD】、【一点寒芒叶知秋】打赏的200币!感谢【l雪之音l】、【羽龙天钿】、【东海初阳】打赏的100币!
(End of this chapter)
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