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Chapter 187 Honesty and Lies
Other passers-by chose to dodge while not sure whether there was really glass, but the unmoved little silver-haired loli in front of him was still in the middle of the road.

The two pretending to lift the glass thought that the silver-haired little loli hadn't heard clearly, so they hurriedly yelled at the little loli again.

"Give way, be careful not to touch the glass."

"Eh?"

Hao Meng, who was walking slowly, pretended to be very surprised and turned around suddenly on purpose. The corners of her skirt spun and fluttered slightly due to centrifugal force, and her waist-length silver hair was also slightly flicked because of the sudden turn. A strand of hair on the chest.

Hao Meng turned around and looked at the two sluggishly pretending to be lifting the glass. She tapped her lower lip with her little index finger and blinked her eyes deliberately in a puzzled manner.

If these two people were really lifting the glass, I'm afraid that this page of glass would fall to the ground with a 'crack' and shatter.

This is too cute!
Startled for a moment by the cuteness of the little loli, the hands of the two who pretended to be lifting the glass involuntarily dropped a little, but soon the two realized that this is not the time to be in a daze, and the play still has to continue.

"cough!"

One of them coughed to cover up his embarrassment, and then said.

"This...uh...student, can you please let me know? We are carrying a page of transparent glass."

"Yes, it doesn't matter if you break the glass, but what if you get hurt!"

The other person chimed in with a serious voice, as if there really was a page of glass.

Hao Meng looked at the two of them as if he was looking at ZZ, and he was still acting with him, did he really think he didn't see it?
"Glass? ZZ, didn't the glass shatter just now? The moment I turned around, when you were distracted, you let go of your hands and fell to the ground."

Hao Meng finished talking nonsense seriously, then turned around and took three steps and then two steps to catch up with the group of people in the dormitory who were leaving.

The two people pretending to lift the glass lowered their heads and subconsciously looked at the ground after hearing the words, and then realized that they had been fooled instead...

……

Today's academy is full of this kind of April Fool's Day pranks almost everywhere. Even some students in the classroom made some small moves in private, and the teacher who taught the class pretended not to see it, and turned a blind eye to it.

Just like the Chinese class this morning.

A kind-hearted middle-aged uncle teacher in his 40s turned around to write with chalk on the blackboard, but there was a burst of suffocated laughter behind him.

The teacher tapped the chalk on the blackboard and did not continue to write. Instead, he kept the action still and waited quietly for the laughter behind him to stop.

The owner of that laughter seemed to have also noticed the abnormal behavior of the teacher on stage, and realized that something was wrong with what he was doing now, so he hurriedly stopped the laughter.

The teacher didn't say much, but wrote a few big characters on the blackboard.

[honest]
[lie]
After writing these two words, the teacher turned around and threw the chalk on the podium, patted the chalk dust on his hands, and then looked up at the group of absent-minded students.

"Today is April Fool's Day. Of course, I won't mess around with you young people in my grade. The lectures may be boring, and you won't be able to listen to them. Then I will tell a story."

The teacher bowed his head and pondered for a while, sorted out his thoughts, and then told a story.

"There used to be two villages next to each other in the world. One of them was called the Village of Honesty, and the other was called the Village of Lies. The people in the Honesty Village were all honest people and never told lies, while the people in the Lie Village were all honest people. Everything he said was irony and lies."

The novel story told by the teacher attracted everyone's attention. Those students who were absent-minded or thinking about how to fix themselves raised their heads, stared at the teacher with great interest, and listened carefully.

Even Hao Meng, who was playing with her phone with her head down, temporarily put down her phone.

Village of Honesty and Village of Lies?And this kind of weird village?interesting……

It is conceivable that the people in Honest Village will answer honestly as long as they ask him anything, and there will be no lies at all, so I am afraid that there is no one surnamed Wang in this village...

And the village of lies is even more interesting. No matter what you say, you are lying. The food tastes delicious, but you say it is terrible. When you see a girl who is beautiful and likes it, you say it is ugly. ... The people in this village are typically upright in their mouths and bodies!
These two conflicting villages are next to each other. It's a miracle that they didn't get into a fight!
The teacher paused, and then continued to tell the story.

"Conflicts often break out between these two villages. After all, they don't like each other. However, a guy in the honest village fell in love with a girl in the lie village. This guy confessed his love to the girl honestly. When they were in love, the girl's answer was 'I refuse, I hate you', so the two got together..."

And this way of expressing?

The emotional teacher is throwing dog food!
Many of the students in the audience were obviously single, and it was impossible to guard against this unexpected bite of dog food.

"As you can guess, this is a forbidden love! The head of Lie Village was furious, and directly expelled the girl from Lie Village, while the head of Honest Village was more talkative, so he agreed to the boy's request and let the girl stay. In Honesty Village, the young man was overjoyed and couldn't wait to get married, so he sent a message and invited a pastor from a big city to come to Honesty Village to officiate the wedding."

After the teacher finished telling the story, he glanced at the audience, and found that everyone was obviously not interested in this boring story, and each of them became absent-minded again.

Just when even Hao Meng felt that this was a clichéd old love story, the story told by the teacher took a new turn.

"After the pastor received the letter, he immediately set off on horseback to the destination. When he came to the village of honesty and the village of lies along the road, he found that there was a T-shaped fork in front of him. There was only one road on the left and right leading to the correct honesty. The road to the village, but there are no signposts to indicate the direction, and the only person around here who can help is an old man sitting on the side of the road."

When the teacher said this, seeing that his story had attracted everyone's attention again, he nodded in satisfaction and continued.

"The young pastor wanted to ask the old man which way leads to Honest Village, but... wait! Which village does this old man belong to? Honest Village is okay, if it is from Lie Village, Then if he said irony and pointed to the wrong way, wouldn't he make his trip in vain?"

The teacher suddenly smiled, facing the fascinated audience, the thoughtful students asked the last question.

"Then the question is, how can I know the way to Chengcheng Village by asking only once?"

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