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Chapter 21 Excuse me? ? ?

Hao Meng entered the bank lobby, and there was a busy scene inside.

This is a large and luxurious bank, with two floors upstairs and downstairs. There are gorgeous crystal chandeliers hanging on the ceiling. The second floor is obviously a VIP area, surrounded by wooden fences, where important people such as business elites can visit. Customers are negotiating above, and you can see the situation in the hall downstairs at a glance by leaning on the fence.

There were people coming and going in the lobby, the bank lobby guides only thought that Hao Meng was someone's child, they just glanced at her, and no one came to receive her.

It's no wonder, after all, Hao Meng is only one and a half meters tall, so he looks like a child.

Hao Meng had no choice but to go to the bank's self-service queuing machine alone to collect tickets.

beep - beep - beep -

Hao Meng pressed the touch screen for a while, and the machine then spit out a receipt with numbers written on it.

Hao Meng looked down at the number above: No. 028.

It seems that we can only wait patiently.

"Hey, kid, don't mess around with this machine, it's not a toy, whose child is this!"

A young usher noticed Hao Meng standing in front of the queue and hurriedly stopped him. Then his voice was a few degrees louder and he turned to ask the customers who were waiting for business.

As a result, no one responded to her words.

"Sister, I am an adult."

A cute voice sounded, and the young usher looked down following the sound.

The kid in front of him gradually raised his head, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, and there was a half-smile expression on his cute little face.

What a lovely boy!
The young usher's eyes lit up, with a hint of blush on her face. This was the first time she had seen such a cute little lady. She really couldn't believe that there were such pure and lovely children in the world.

The guide only thought that Hao Meng was joking with her, so his attitude changed, and he knelt down and asked softly.

"Little brother, do you have your ID card? Can you show it to your sister?"

Excuse me? ? ?

Now Hao Meng finally knew what it was like to have a black question mark face in the emoji, and didn't bother to explain, Hao Meng took out his ID card and handed it over.

The guide didn't expect that Mrs. Zheng in front of him really took out his ID card. Then he thought maybe he was joking with his parents' ID card. He smiled and took the ID card from Hao Meng's hand, and then carefully looked at it. look.

Name: Hao Meng

Gender: Female
Born: June 1999, 1

……

The ID photo on the ID card clearly shows a cute little lolita with long hair, who is the same child who was just regarded as the shota.

"This one……"

, female, the photo is also her own, and the ID card does not seem to be forged, even if it is forged, is it just to make fun of her?Who would be so bored?
Unwilling to give up, he raised his ID card and compared it carefully with the little girl in front of him several times before he could only smile awkwardly.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my sister made a mistake. I want to apologize to you. Now, here is a lollipop. Let's use it as a gift to apologize to my sister."

Hao Meng really doesn't know what to say now. Didn't you see that the ID card is already an adult?Why do you still treat her like a child?And a lollipop?
Facing the lollipop handed over to her, Hao Meng still couldn't help but accept the kindness and put the lollipop in her pocket.

Hao Meng explained his purpose to the guide, and the guide led Hao Meng to the bank card application machine to operate, and soon Hao Meng had an extra bank card application contract in his hand.

Sitting a little bored on the plastic bench at the bank waiting to handle business, Hao Meng's calves swayed back and forth.

[Please——customer zero-two-eight-number, go to counter window No. [-] to handle business——]

The mechanical synthesizer sound of the PA sounded in the lobby. Hao Meng looked at the small piece of paper in his hand and came to the No. [-] counter with his ID card and contract.

The bank clerk Xiao Wang lowered his head and was busy arranging the documents. He felt someone approaching, and his lips moved without raising his head. At the same time, a professional and formulaic voice came from the speaker at the counter.

"Hello, what business do you want to handle?"

He said this sentence tens of thousands of times day after day, mechanically receiving one guest after another every day, and his work was so boring.

Hao Meng submitted the materials from under the window, then lowered the chair and sat on it.

"Big brother is working hard, I want to get a bank card."

The microphone hidden on the counter picked up Hao Meng's soft and lovely loli voice, and transmitted it to Xiao Wang's earphones. Even the monophonic earphones with poor sound quality can restore Hao Meng's charming voice.

Usually it's business affairs, no one cares if they work hard or not, but now...

One sentence made him feel warm in his heart, and the previous fatigue disappeared.

This made Xiao Wang stop what he was doing, and he couldn't help looking up through the thick bulletproof glass in surprise.

In front of him was a little girl who looked only in her teens, her big eyes blinked flickeringly, and she was looking at herself curiously at the moment.

For some reason, Xiao Wang straightened his tie subconsciously with his hands, cleared his throat, swept away the previous negligence and decadence, and used a magnetic voice that even felt numb.

"Is the little sister an adult?"

Xiao Wang was in a good mood, and asked with a sincere smile from his heart.

"...Well...I'm really an adult now..."

Seeing the ID card information, Xiao Wang was stunned for a moment, and then had a lingering bold idea.

...Adult legal lolita...without the three-year starting period and the maximum death penalty, wouldn't it be...

No, no, how can you have such a beastly idea?Lolita is for controlling, not pushing!
Shaking his head to get rid of the dirty thoughts, he concentrated on handling business for Hao Meng.

Perhaps due to Hao Meng's politeness, the card application process was surprisingly fast and efficient. Soon Hao Meng had signed and stamped the card and received the new bank card.

Originally, Hao Meng could leave directly, but she hesitated a little and took out the frozen bank card.

"Brother, can I trouble you again?"

Hao Meng's sweet voice made Xiao Wang's heart melt.

"No trouble, no trouble..."

"Then please help me find out why this card is frozen?"

Xiao Wang hesitated a little. It stands to reason that this kind of situation can only be checked after verification procedures, but the little Lolita in front of him is looking at him expectantly...

never mind!At worst, get fired!

With a heartbroken heart, he picked up the bank card handed over, flicked his fingers on the keyboard, and crackled to check on the computer.

Xiao Wang looked at the computer screen in disbelief, and checked the card number carefully.

"How is this possible...it turns out that only the highest authority can access..."

He murmured to himself, and then returned the bank card to Hao Meng.

"I'm sorry, I, a little bank clerk, don't have access, only..."

Xiao Wang pointed to the ceiling, and continued to lower his voice and whisper: "Only then can we have the right to inquire and access."

(End of this chapter)