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Chapter 301 I'm waiting for a Weibo
Chapter 301 I'm Waiting For A Weibo
Hao Meng led Alice and many other girls into the store, causing the dead housekeepers who were originally choosing figures in the store to turn their heads and take a second look.
After all, girls are rare customers for figure shops.
However, it was precisely because of the arrival of these girls that the customers who were choosing the gentleman's figure in the gentleman's shame area felt a little unnatural.
Fortunately, Hao Meng didn't make things difficult for those gentlemen who wanted to buy hand-figures to go back and lick. After buying their favorite Futaba apricot boxed figures from the clerk, they left the shop with everyone.
After going out, Alice looked back at the shop, then turned her head and shook her head.
"I don't really understand what's so interesting about these plastic figurines. They can't move their joints at will, and they can't change clothes... Are they just for collection?"
"Tsk tsk tsk, you don't understand..."
Hearing this, Hao Meng, with the attitude of an old driver, stretched out Bai Jiu's index finger with her small hand and shook it, and continued to explain.
"The figurines don't have to be displayed for viewing. You can also lick them! You can also press instant noodles! And there are also movable figurines, which are a type of figma called 'Fat Aunt' (figma), but If you change clothes..."
Having said that, Hao Meng closed her mouth in a timely manner.
Just kidding, it's better not to mention these R18 figures...
Alice nodded half understanding.
For her, she still likes to play with dolls a little more.
Continuing to wander in this commercial street, Hao Meng's mobile phone rang with a sudden vibration along with a notification tone.
Curiously, he took out his phone and checked it, only to find that it was just an insignificant Weibo message.
Push messages like this come every day, and they are basically messages that Hao Meng is not interested in.
It's either that the XXX star is green today, or that the XXX star has a girlfriend. Hao Meng doesn't care about these things in the entertainment industry at all.
Just when Hao Meng glanced at the screen, muttering in her heart that 'your circle is really messed up', and was about to put her phone away, she suddenly thought that it was time for her to update Weibo.
And now that I am shopping outside, there is no live broadcast this afternoon. If I don't post a Weibo to inform my fans, I'm afraid they will all be squatting in the live broadcast room waiting for the broadcast to start.
Thinking of this, Hao Meng switched her mobile phone to camera mode, raised her mobile phone and took a photo of the commercial street scene.
Then return to Weibo and prepare to start editing Weibo messages.
However, Hao Meng suddenly remembered something at this moment. Her delicate fingers hovered over the virtual keyboard of her mobile phone and refused to fall down.
She suddenly realized that once she posted this photo on Weibo, she was afraid that some fans who were nearby would know that her real self was in this commercial pedestrian street. Check and search.
At that time, with my loli body and such a suspicious attire, I'm afraid it won't take long for fans to search and surround me...
Hao Meng fearfully patted her chest with her little hands.
Fortunately, I didn't post this photo directly on Weibo. Originally, I wanted to post a Weibo message about shopping, and even wanted to see if I could live broadcast it outdoors. It seems that in order to avoid unnecessary trouble, I had to give up.
Or send a normal text Weibo message to ask for leave...
After deleting the photos in the Weibo news editor, Hao Meng casually edited a short Weibo short message of 'today's weekend rest, suspend the live broadcast', and then clicked send.
Then he stopped suddenly and stretched out an index finger.
"Huh? Hao Meng, what are you waiting for?"
Alice and the others who were walking side by side saw Hao Meng stop suddenly, so they hurriedly stopped too and turned back to ask in doubt.
At this time, little Lolita had already stretched out her second finger.
"I'm waiting for a Weibo notification tone."
The little loli who said this stretched out her third finger.
As soon as Hao Meng finished speaking, Alice and the others were surprised to find that among the crowds flowing around the pedestrian street, many people seemed to have made an appointment, and a series of jingle bells rang out from their pockets or trouser pockets. Weibo notification tone.
Immediately, many men and women took out their mobile phones and looked down at the same time. After seeing the message displayed on the mobile phone, these people's faces were more or less disappointed.
"Hao Meng...what the hell did you do? What happened to these people's cell phones..."
Alice stared blankly at these people who were busy taking out their mobile phones, and then seemed to remember something, turned to Hao Meng and said suddenly.
"Could it be you..."
"Shhhhhhhh!"
Hao Meng looked left and right and hurriedly made a silent gesture, then wiped off her cold sweat and said in a low voice.
"It's nothing, I just posted a Weibo, so dangerous! I still underestimated the number of my fans here..."
I thought I could hear one or two Weibo notifications, but I didn't expect that there were only seven or eight Weibo notifications among the dozens of people nearby.
It's a good thing I didn't post the photo on Weibo, otherwise if so many fans present find that the funny little loli is nearby...
Almost succeeded in committing suicide!
"Post... post on Weibo? There are so many people just by posting on Weibo... No, you really don't use any black technology to send small advertisements to the mobile phones of people nearby?"
Alice stared at Hao Meng a little bit tongue-tied.
She couldn't believe that Hao Meng had such great energy, and could make the phones of so many strangers nearby ring at the same time.
"You think I'm Aiden Pierce from "Watch Dogs"? Can I use my mobile phone to control other people's mobile phones?"
Hao Meng rolled her eyes when she heard the words and said angrily.
At this moment, the chatting content of several passers-by nearby floated into the ears of Hao Meng, Alice and others.
"Hey, do you know? I just posted a funny Weibo saying that I'm off today, and I didn't watch the live broadcast..."
"What? No live broadcast today? It's a shame that I bought a 33 card from the beep station to watch the funny live broadcast outdoors!"
"Ah... I'm going to die if I don't watch the live broadcast... I want to watch that cute loli! I want to hear that soft and cute voice! I want to..."
"Enough! Can you die if you don't watch the live broadcast for a day? Can't you be considerate of the anchor? She has worked so hard to bring you happiness, and you are happy and satisfied, but what about her being funny? Does she not need to rest on weekends? Ah? Touch Touch your conscience, won't your conscience hurt?"
"That's right, regardless of whether your conscience hurts or not, mine hurts anyway. I can't bear it for one day... two days! This is the limit! I feel uncomfortable without watching the funny live broadcast!"
"Huh? Conscience? My heart has long been given to the funny little loli, how could it hurt..."
The passers-by next to me gradually moved away, and the conversation between these people became smaller and smaller, until it was covered by the surrounding environmental sounds.
Hao Meng stood on tiptoe and glanced at the group of passers-by who were gradually disappearing into the crowd, and said nah na.
"Mina-san (everyone)...I'm afraid I have to go back first..."
Alice withdrew her eyes from watching those people leave, turned her head to look at Hao Meng and smiled.
"Aren't you going back and busy with the live broadcast? It's really enviable that you have such fans."
But who would have thought that little Lolita shook her head and said bitterly.
"No...I forgot a very important thing..."
Hao Meng didn't say the following words, because she was already anxiously heading home when she said this...
(End of this chapter)
Hao Meng led Alice and many other girls into the store, causing the dead housekeepers who were originally choosing figures in the store to turn their heads and take a second look.
After all, girls are rare customers for figure shops.
However, it was precisely because of the arrival of these girls that the customers who were choosing the gentleman's figure in the gentleman's shame area felt a little unnatural.
Fortunately, Hao Meng didn't make things difficult for those gentlemen who wanted to buy hand-figures to go back and lick. After buying their favorite Futaba apricot boxed figures from the clerk, they left the shop with everyone.
After going out, Alice looked back at the shop, then turned her head and shook her head.
"I don't really understand what's so interesting about these plastic figurines. They can't move their joints at will, and they can't change clothes... Are they just for collection?"
"Tsk tsk tsk, you don't understand..."
Hearing this, Hao Meng, with the attitude of an old driver, stretched out Bai Jiu's index finger with her small hand and shook it, and continued to explain.
"The figurines don't have to be displayed for viewing. You can also lick them! You can also press instant noodles! And there are also movable figurines, which are a type of figma called 'Fat Aunt' (figma), but If you change clothes..."
Having said that, Hao Meng closed her mouth in a timely manner.
Just kidding, it's better not to mention these R18 figures...
Alice nodded half understanding.
For her, she still likes to play with dolls a little more.
Continuing to wander in this commercial street, Hao Meng's mobile phone rang with a sudden vibration along with a notification tone.
Curiously, he took out his phone and checked it, only to find that it was just an insignificant Weibo message.
Push messages like this come every day, and they are basically messages that Hao Meng is not interested in.
It's either that the XXX star is green today, or that the XXX star has a girlfriend. Hao Meng doesn't care about these things in the entertainment industry at all.
Just when Hao Meng glanced at the screen, muttering in her heart that 'your circle is really messed up', and was about to put her phone away, she suddenly thought that it was time for her to update Weibo.
And now that I am shopping outside, there is no live broadcast this afternoon. If I don't post a Weibo to inform my fans, I'm afraid they will all be squatting in the live broadcast room waiting for the broadcast to start.
Thinking of this, Hao Meng switched her mobile phone to camera mode, raised her mobile phone and took a photo of the commercial street scene.
Then return to Weibo and prepare to start editing Weibo messages.
However, Hao Meng suddenly remembered something at this moment. Her delicate fingers hovered over the virtual keyboard of her mobile phone and refused to fall down.
She suddenly realized that once she posted this photo on Weibo, she was afraid that some fans who were nearby would know that her real self was in this commercial pedestrian street. Check and search.
At that time, with my loli body and such a suspicious attire, I'm afraid it won't take long for fans to search and surround me...
Hao Meng fearfully patted her chest with her little hands.
Fortunately, I didn't post this photo directly on Weibo. Originally, I wanted to post a Weibo message about shopping, and even wanted to see if I could live broadcast it outdoors. It seems that in order to avoid unnecessary trouble, I had to give up.
Or send a normal text Weibo message to ask for leave...
After deleting the photos in the Weibo news editor, Hao Meng casually edited a short Weibo short message of 'today's weekend rest, suspend the live broadcast', and then clicked send.
Then he stopped suddenly and stretched out an index finger.
"Huh? Hao Meng, what are you waiting for?"
Alice and the others who were walking side by side saw Hao Meng stop suddenly, so they hurriedly stopped too and turned back to ask in doubt.
At this time, little Lolita had already stretched out her second finger.
"I'm waiting for a Weibo notification tone."
The little loli who said this stretched out her third finger.
As soon as Hao Meng finished speaking, Alice and the others were surprised to find that among the crowds flowing around the pedestrian street, many people seemed to have made an appointment, and a series of jingle bells rang out from their pockets or trouser pockets. Weibo notification tone.
Immediately, many men and women took out their mobile phones and looked down at the same time. After seeing the message displayed on the mobile phone, these people's faces were more or less disappointed.
"Hao Meng...what the hell did you do? What happened to these people's cell phones..."
Alice stared blankly at these people who were busy taking out their mobile phones, and then seemed to remember something, turned to Hao Meng and said suddenly.
"Could it be you..."
"Shhhhhhhh!"
Hao Meng looked left and right and hurriedly made a silent gesture, then wiped off her cold sweat and said in a low voice.
"It's nothing, I just posted a Weibo, so dangerous! I still underestimated the number of my fans here..."
I thought I could hear one or two Weibo notifications, but I didn't expect that there were only seven or eight Weibo notifications among the dozens of people nearby.
It's a good thing I didn't post the photo on Weibo, otherwise if so many fans present find that the funny little loli is nearby...
Almost succeeded in committing suicide!
"Post... post on Weibo? There are so many people just by posting on Weibo... No, you really don't use any black technology to send small advertisements to the mobile phones of people nearby?"
Alice stared at Hao Meng a little bit tongue-tied.
She couldn't believe that Hao Meng had such great energy, and could make the phones of so many strangers nearby ring at the same time.
"You think I'm Aiden Pierce from "Watch Dogs"? Can I use my mobile phone to control other people's mobile phones?"
Hao Meng rolled her eyes when she heard the words and said angrily.
At this moment, the chatting content of several passers-by nearby floated into the ears of Hao Meng, Alice and others.
"Hey, do you know? I just posted a funny Weibo saying that I'm off today, and I didn't watch the live broadcast..."
"What? No live broadcast today? It's a shame that I bought a 33 card from the beep station to watch the funny live broadcast outdoors!"
"Ah... I'm going to die if I don't watch the live broadcast... I want to watch that cute loli! I want to hear that soft and cute voice! I want to..."
"Enough! Can you die if you don't watch the live broadcast for a day? Can't you be considerate of the anchor? She has worked so hard to bring you happiness, and you are happy and satisfied, but what about her being funny? Does she not need to rest on weekends? Ah? Touch Touch your conscience, won't your conscience hurt?"
"That's right, regardless of whether your conscience hurts or not, mine hurts anyway. I can't bear it for one day... two days! This is the limit! I feel uncomfortable without watching the funny live broadcast!"
"Huh? Conscience? My heart has long been given to the funny little loli, how could it hurt..."
The passers-by next to me gradually moved away, and the conversation between these people became smaller and smaller, until it was covered by the surrounding environmental sounds.
Hao Meng stood on tiptoe and glanced at the group of passers-by who were gradually disappearing into the crowd, and said nah na.
"Mina-san (everyone)...I'm afraid I have to go back first..."
Alice withdrew her eyes from watching those people leave, turned her head to look at Hao Meng and smiled.
"Aren't you going back and busy with the live broadcast? It's really enviable that you have such fans."
But who would have thought that little Lolita shook her head and said bitterly.
"No...I forgot a very important thing..."
Hao Meng didn't say the following words, because she was already anxiously heading home when she said this...
(End of this chapter)
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