funny anchor

Chapter 308 I'm Really Not a Lolicon
Seeing the panic-stricken audience on the barrage, Mr. Fang said calmly.

"Don't worry, I'm not running out of fever. It's still my dream to own an 'Orpheus' electrostatic earphone worth 60 yuan. I'm just sighing."

To reassure the audience, he continued.

"This song, this song sung by Lolita, I think any earphones, down to nine yuan and nine street stall earphones, up to hundreds of thousands of Da'ao and Shangri-La, can only be regarded as listening to this song. , Even the best equipment is useless."

When he said this, he couldn't help knocking on the table with his fingers, and the eyes of the audience followed his fingers to look at the piles of front-end decoders, amps, stage amps, and even tube amplifiers and black boxes placed on the table. glue player.

Don't look at these inconspicuous devices that look like old-fashioned DVDs and VCDs. The value of these music playback devices is in the tens of thousands. This table adds up to more than [-]. Players buy it to improve the sound quality of headphones.

Now this old Mr. Fang, who is well-known on the beep station, actually said that this song can only be heard with equipment. From this, we can see from the side what kind of evaluation he made on this song.

"If you want to get the best enjoyment, there is nothing better than to listen to it live. No matter how good or expensive the headphones and speakers are, they are not as good as the symphony in the concert hall, so..."

When Lao Fangjun said this, he hesitated for a while, and finally confessed his inner thoughts.

"Actually, I want to go to the scene of this song and listen to it!"

[on site……]
[What?Did I hear you right? ]
[Old Fang, your idea is dangerous, did you make it?Do you know how many people want to see the loli side who sings this song? ]
[Lao Fangjun, you should honestly grab the money to buy a big Ao. This dream is impossible for you to realize. In comparison, the 60 Ao is more realistic]
[Yes, you should still buy Da Ao, just listen to it once you hear it, don’t we all just listen to it?What kind of bicycle do you need? ]
[I don't even dare to expect to see the funny side, but you still want the funny to sing for you in person? ]
[It is impossible to let Funny sing for you alone, but if you are lucky, you might be able to see this little lolita at the comic show. Didn't she just show up at the comic show last time? ]
[Comic Exhibition?Forget about it, the noisy environment full of people in the comic exhibition, coupled with the frenzied atmosphere of the scene, do you really think you can listen to music in peace? ]
[Old man, please admit it quickly, do you lolicon simply want to see someone else's little loli?Why listening to music is just an excuse? ]
[The one in front of you is the truth...]
……

"Ahem, the singer of this song is called 'Funny', right? I heard that she is also the UP host of Bizhan, right? Let me check..."

Pretending to ignore the barrage from the audience, Mr. Fang coughed dryly, pretending to be very interested in the song, and began to search for videos about 'funny' on Biz.com.

At the same time, he explained to the audience with a guilty conscience.

"Don't get me wrong, I just think she sings well, and I searched for her other works purely. I'm not a lolicon!"

The so-called explanation is to cover up. After these words, even if he pretended to be acquainted with funny for the first time, the audience still saw something.

Whether it's the anchor of the live broadcast or the UP host who contributed the video, who doesn't know this soft, cute and funny little loli?
Unless Mr. Lao Fang is really obsessed with earphones and doesn't hear things outside the window, it will be like this, as if he just found out that there is such a cute thing in Bizhan today.

But is this possible for a veteran dead house?

Enter keywords, Lao Fangjun quickly searched for a series of videos on Biz, one of which was titled "[Funny]? ? ?My sister finally couldn't hide it anymore! "'s video ranked first in the comprehensive ranking, followed by all kinds of house dance videos labeled 'funny'.

Seeing this new video that he had seen for the first time on the video search page, Mr. Fang couldn't resist clicking on this house dance video, but first clicked on the "Slippery World's Big Joke" at the top of the video page Following options.

"This is for the convenience of tracking and updating works, and re-examination, I am not a lolicon."

The heart of Lao Fangjun who was talking was actually beating violently. In fact, he had wanted to pay attention to this cute little loli for a long time. However, he was an old man at such an age, and at least he was well-known on the beep station. , if you directly follow, if your fans see your follow list, doesn't it mean that you are a lolicon?

Now I can just use the excuse of simply enjoying music to pay attention openly. In this way, I believe that my fans and viewers will not make fun of me...

Thinking of this, he hastily glanced at the barrage.

[Yes yes yes, you are not lolicon (funny)]
[Whatever you say is what it is! ]
[I almost believed it! ]
[Excuse me, Mr. Fang, do you understand neon language?Did you understand the last part of the previous song? ]
"Neon language? I don't understand... What's wrong? Do you have to understand the meaning to listen to a song? Besides, this is a new song. Although X Yiyun has not updated the lyrics translation yet, in the future..."

Lao Fangjun, who was explaining to the audience, suddenly stared at a barrage on the screen and closed his mouth, then muttered to himself.

"X Yiyun has updated the translated lyrics now? Let me see..."

After speaking, he hurriedly clicked on the X Yiyun client on the computer, and refreshed the song "? ? ? 》playing interface.

With this refresh, he found that next to the album cover of the cute cat-eared loli, the lyrics list of [No Lyrics] was originally displayed, but now a series of neon and Longhua bilingual lyrics were refreshed.

Even the prelude to Little Lolita's 'Hay!Hi! ' and 'Puni Puni' both frantically translated the lyrics in two languages ​​simultaneously.

The lovely lyrics made Mr. Fang unable to control his hands immediately, and directly clicked the play option above with the mouse to start the third play.

He who doesn't understand neon language very well, he listened to this song before, but simply thought it was nice, cute, and cute, and he didn't know the meaning of the lyrics sung by the little loli.

Now that some enthusiastic people have added lyrics to this song, Mr. Fang naturally wants to listen to it again along with the lyrics, at least he needs to understand the meaning conveyed by this cute little loli.

The lyrics did not disappoint Mr. Fang. The originally cute loli singing voice, coupled with the cute lyrics, has made me fascinated by the soft and cute loli voice at this moment. The old Fang Jun's brain fills out cute pictures of cat-eared lolita.

This song is totally a lolicon song!

However, when the music gradually came to an end, the lyrics also gradually scrolled to the last short section of confessing to Lolita. After seeing this section of lyrics, Lao Fangjun no longer cared about his face, and immediately confessed to all the audience. own position.

"Gentlemen! I like Lolita!"

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