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Chapter 311 Abnormal?
Xiao Wu, the delivery boy, is leaning against the counter of a restaurant, looking down on his phone in boredom. It's only four o'clock in the afternoon. It's obviously too early for dinner, but messages from the backstage kitchen of this restaurant come from time to time. The "prickling prickling" sound of cooking, as well as the sound of stove pots and pans mixed with oily smoke, showed that the chefs of this restaurant were already busy at this time.

A man with a bright yellow meal delivery bag, a motorcycle helmet of the same color, and a yellow and black overalls came to Xiao Wu's side, and patted him like an old acquaintance. 'Three characters in blue and black overalls, opening the airway in a loud voice.

"Yo, Xiao Wu, what are you looking at!"

Sensing this person's arrival, Xiao Wu hastily turned off the screen of his phone and turned to look at the person coming.

I saw the 'no group takeaway' marked on the chest of this person's yellow and black overalls, which proved that this person was also a delivery guy.

The 'No Tuan' takeaway boy took off his helmet and put it on the restaurant counter, combed his hair with his hands, stared at Xiao Wu's movement of hiding his phone in his pocket in a hurry, and smiled.

"Let me guess... Are you watching that little loli video again?"

"No, brother Zhao, just now I was just playing games on my mobile phone, what about the dead man's pesticide..."

When Xiao Wu saw that the other party had said what was on his mind, his heart sank slightly. After putting away his phone, he hurriedly waved his hands and lied.

However, this clumsy acting can't be hidden from the other party.

"What dead? Come and show me... didn't you say last time that you had uninstalled it and stopped playing it?"

Brother Zhao stretched out his hand to Xiao Wu, and the latter hurriedly hid aside while clutching the pocket with his mobile phone.

Seeing that the request was unsuccessful, Brother Zhao didn't pursue it any further, instead he opened his mouth and said.

"I'm curious, why on earth do you like such a small girl? It's a crime. Do you know that? Huh?"

This little boy named Brother Zhao also leaned against the counter, folded his arms and preached seriously.

"For example, since you came back from a trip last month, I heard people say that you met a very cute little girl, and I found out that you, Wu Ergouzi, you have changed, and you have become fond of little girls. Lolita's weird sorghum!"

Having said that, Brother Zhao lit a cigarette, took two puffs, and puffed out a puff of smoke ring. He stared at the smoke ring that gradually dissipated.

"Even later, you begged grandpa to sue grandma and let us watch for you. If the customer of this family orders takeaway again, we must notify you to deliver it..."

Brother Zhao flicked the cigarette ash with his fingertips, turned his head to stare at Xiao Wu who had his head bowed by the preaching, frowned and said in confusion.

"I don't understand what's so good about her? What makes you so obsessed? Is she an adult? She's still a child! Do you know the maximum death penalty after three years? You're playing with fire, do you understand?"

Speaking of this, Brother Zhao's righteous voice raised his voice several times, making the proprietress who was sitting at the counter concentrating on calculating accounts with a calculator couldn't help raising her head and looking at Xiao Wu with disgust. , then quietly moved the chair aside, quietly trying to stay away from this perverted lolicon.

"I... I just want to see her again... Why do you say that I seem to be a pervert who wants to do something wrong!"

Xiao Wu, who said this, held his head in his hands like crazy, and now he felt like crying without tears in his heart.

Since uploading to that little loli to deliver food, I don’t know who leaked the news in this outside circle, saying that since I delivered food to a little girl, I saw that the other party was just a lonely little girl, little loli , started malicious and misdemeanor, but luckily the police arrived in time... and now others treat her as a perverted lolicon in private.

At this moment, the glass door of the restaurant was pushed open, and a person wearing a crimson overalls with the words 'Baidu Waimai' printed on it and a red motorcycle helmet walked into the restaurant.

As soon as the delivery boy in red and black trousers came in and looked up, he found two people, one blue and one yellow, leaning against the counter, very conspicuous.

"Xiao Wu, Xiao Zhao, you two are here!"

While speaking, the new delivery guy took off the helmet on his head and tucked it under his arm, revealing a slightly vicissitudes of face.

This person has a face that only has experienced the hardships and baptisms of middle age. This person is obviously not a takeaway boy, but a takeaway uncle.

Hearing the sound of the busy kitchen stove, the takeaway uncle couldn't help but glanced at the back kitchen door and asked with interest.

"What kind of fried dish is this? Hey... don't tell me, let me smell it and guess..."

The takeaway uncle waved his hand, and then he came close to the door of the backstage kitchen, and sniffed hard the aroma of oily smoke escaping from the crack in the door.

"Hmm... I can smell the aroma of roast duck and chicken..."

Then the uncle swallowed his saliva and sighed.

"Who ordered this meal! How can you be so rich that you don't eat in a restaurant, you have to order takeaway! You still order so much!"

"Who else can it be, dead house! Most of them are booked by those rich dead houses, who are too lazy to go out to eat."

Xiao Zhao, who was wearing a yellow and black logo with 'No Group Takeaway', glanced at the kitchen door, folded his arms and shrugged.

"There are so many copies for several people. It's probably a dead house party or something, so we can only deliver it together. It really can't be delivered by one person... Let me check the order menu."

After speaking, he took out his mobile phone and clicked on the takeaway software to check it carefully, and then read.

"It says roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, stewed pig, stewed duck, sauce chicken, bacon, pine flower belly, dried meat sausage... four servings of each, and steamed bear paws, Steaming deer tails, and saying that money is not a problem, but these two things are not available here!"

"Oh... really rich..."

The takeaway uncle couldn't help shaking his head and sighing when he heard this.

The value of the meal delivered this time is probably going to catch up with my one month's salary.

The uncle shook his head, looked up at Xiao Wu who had been silent and looked a little dull, and asked curiously as he looked at him.

"Why is Xiao Wu so quiet today?"

Before Xiao Wu could answer in person, Xiao Zhao beside him spoke first.

"He, he's still thinking about the little girl he saw last time. I just taught him a lesson, so that he won't be tempted to spoil such a cute little girl."

"Oh...that's right!"

The uncle nodded with a look of "so that's the case", then came to Xiao Wu's side, stretched out his big rough hand and patted Xiao Wu's shoulder, then kneaded his shoulder and said seriously.

"Think about it, as an uncle, I can understand your situation... oh..."

What else can Xiao Wu say now, he can only nod his head blankly...

(End of this chapter)