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Chapter 317 I Still Be A Salted Fish
It was quite a sumptuous dinner.

The dining table is filled with all kinds of roast chicken, roast duck and other special delicacies of Longhua country. Even the table top is lit with candles in an emotional way. Alice Huiji and others sitting at both ends of the dining table are busy using knives and forks. , or use chopsticks to share the delicacies on the table.

“Jasmine, didn’t you say you had dinner at home?”

Alice stuffed a piece of roast duck on the fork into her mouth, and while chewing, asked Jasmine who was tearing a piece of roast chicken across the table.

"I'm tired of eating dumplings, can't I change the taste?"

After speaking, Jasmine rolled her eyes at Alice, and continued to tear the roast chicken in her hand.

Because of the food, Alice, who regained her spirit a little, always wanted to find something to talk about at the dinner table.

Soon she seemed to have thought of some topic, turned to look at the end of the long dining table, the little loli sitting at the head of the dining table, and asked with interest.

"Speaking of...Hao Meng, did you really wear Lolita clothes when you were at home?"

It's true that even food can't stop Alice's mouth!

Hao Meng, who was going downstairs to eat, tried her best to avoid this topic all the time, but she didn't expect that in the end, which pot would not be boiled and which pot would be carried.

Hao Meng put down the chicken leg in her hand, grabbed the napkin with her oily little hands and wiped her hands, her little mind was full of thoughts at this moment.

emmmmm... Even if they lie in this situation, they can't believe it, so they just admit it... so what if you admit it?It's not like when I was on Earth before, I wore women's clothes and had to cover up...

Thinking of this, the little Loli clapped her young hands, closed her eyes and confessed.

"Yes, I did try on that Lolita at home, what's wrong?"

"Hey... At that time, you were alone at home... Did you wear such a cute dress for yourself?"

Alice's words immediately made the little loli speechless.

At that time, I saw this gorgeous Lolita suit in the closet, and I was really motivated to try it on. Alice also hit the little Lolita very accurately.

"I knew that Hao Meng would dress up cutely at home, instead of being sloppy and wearing a big shirt over her body as a dress."

Alice, who likes to dress up and play with dolls, said angrily as if thinking of Hao Meng's lazy and slovenly appearance when she came out of the bedroom to have breakfast this morning.

"That's just too scary, you are so cute, if you don't dress well, it's a waste of money, don't you understand?"

"what……"

The little loli who had been lectured inexplicably scratched the back of her head with a dazed expression.

It seems... Jasmine also said something similar back then?

"I think it's okay, even if Hao Meng wears a shirt casually, it's cute! How should I put it..."

Kaguchi put down the chopsticks in her hand, tilted her head and thought about the situation carefully, considered her words, and then her eyes lit up and she said.

"By the way! It looks like a little salted fish! It would be even better if you hold or drag a salted fish pillow in your hand!"

salted fish...

Hui Ji's metaphor made Hao Meng shake his head.

How could I be a salted fish?How can someone as diligent as me be salty?
However, Hao Meng's actions at this time made Alice more convinced of her thoughts. Instead, she continued to use the tone of abducting little Lolita, leaning slightly towards the little Lolita who was sitting at the head of the table.

"Sister, there are a lot of cute clothes like Lolita. I have a lot of them here. Can't you think of being dressed up more cutely?"

here we go!Alice wants to use Hao Meng as a big doll again!
Seeing that Hao Meng was unmoved, the undeterred Alice continued.

"I don't think you have ever put on makeup, don't you? Ask your sister to teach you how to put on makeup, how to draw eyeshadow and lipstick... Dress up beautifully and go grab a man from the women's bigwigs..."

"Cough cough...! Cough cough cough..."

Wu Ming, who was busy eating at the end of the dining table, suddenly pounded his chest and coughed violently. Unfortunately, no one paid attention to him at this time.

"Women's clothing is heresy! How can it be compared to our real girls? Don't you think so, Hao Meng?"

After Alice finished speaking, she lay down and looked at the little loli at the end of the table with quite expectant eyes.

However, little Lolita answered the question slowly and unhurriedly.

"At the beginning, I changed my Lolita body just to live broadcast on Bie.com, and I'm really not interested in make-up, beauty, PS and other magic tricks, so..."

At this point, the little Loli spread her hands helplessly, then picked up the chicken leg that was placed in the bowl and took a small bite and continued.

"I'd better be a so-called 'salted fish' in your mouth!"

The abduction failed, and Alice, who had a bad nose, had to look at Jasmine on the opposite side, trying to persuade her for the sake of inviting Jasmine to eat chicken.

As if aware of Alice's gaze asking for help, Jasmine took a bite of the roast chicken, looked up at Alice, then at Hao Meng, chewed and swallowed the food, and said.

"Didn't I say...Hao Meng still needs to put on makeup? Well...this roast chicken tastes good..."

Jasmine, who had seen Hao Meng's cosplay Luo Tianyi before, naturally did not forget the shock that Hao Meng brought her back then.

Although she didn't know how Hao Meng managed to look so similar to Luo Tianyi, she could be sure that she didn't see any traces of makeup on Hao Meng's small face.

Pure is a bare face, with her lovely temperament, no need for any cosmetics to embellish, on the contrary, if heavy makeup is applied lightly, it will destroy the pure and lovely loli face.

"Besides, don't you think it's too early for a child in Hao Meng's grade to wear makeup or something?"

Jasmine dropped the chicken bone in her hand, smiled and said to Little Lolita.

"He is no longer a child!"

Hao Meng waved her greasy little fists angrily and refused to obey.

Little did she know that her actions fell into the eyes of the people present, and she was even labeled as 'she is still a child'.

"Hey, what kind of eyes are you looking at? Don't look at me with the eyes of children!"

Little Lolita saw everyone's expression as if they were looking at the cute little Lolita, so she couldn't help waving her fists and protesting.

Hao Meng has already begun to think about whether to comb her hair to look like an adult, and put on a handsome suit, so as not to be treated as a child all the time...

"Okay, okay, don't look at it like a child, don't look at it like a child... I'm talking about business."

Seeing this, Alice waved her hands, comforted the little Lolita to make her quiet, and then said seriously.

"Just now you mentioned the live broadcast... I want to ask you, do you have any plans in mind if you want to live in the academy every day like this?"

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