funny anchor

Chapter 346 Please listen to my explanation!Father!
Hao Meng in front of the screen glanced at the photos of women's clothing from the group leader, and couldn't wait to call out the funny system to check today's task completion.

[Today's mission has been completed!Rewards have been sent! 】

Hao Meng squeezed her little palm, feeling the touch of the dice from the funny system in her hand, and nodded her head in satisfaction.

This task is finally completed, as for throwing the dice or something, it is better to fulfill the promise first.

Thinking of this, Hao Meng switched to another account she had just registered, entered the group number in the search field, and then applied to join the group...

Just after applying to join the group, Hao Meng's loli alias was pulled into the group by the manager of the dead house group in almost a second.

['Funny Little Lolita' joins this group! 】

"Welcome the funny little loli into the group!!! Come out and welcome everyone!"

When Hao Meng entered the group as this trumpet, the first to bear the brunt was the warm welcome from the owner of the dead house group.

However, what is embarrassing is that the group is still in a state of silence, so at this time, only the owner of the dead house is welcoming and applauding in the whole group...

As for Hao Meng's funny little lolita, it's because only the group owner and management can speak in the group, so he is in a state of silence like everyone else.

However, Hao Meng, who was in front of the computer at this moment, was a little dumbfounded at the notifications about applying for a friend that kept popping up on the screen, and the notification sound in the speaker was even more like a ghostly "beep -" non-stop...

It's too scary... Fortunately, this is a small account that can be discarded at any time. Now this account has been completely used up...

Among other things, once this account is exposed, these people who keep applying to add friends are enough to harass him to the point of collapse, not to mention those strangers who open temporary conversations and keep talking about themselves in private.

Hao Meng hastily opened the settings of the chat software, blocked all temporary conversations and message prompts, and then clicked on her main account, pretending to be funny and typing in the group.

"What about the group leader? What about the person? Hurry up and unmute everyone! The funny little loli is waiting in the group!"

"I don't know... It's strange... Maybe I saw the funny little loli enter the group and fainted with excitement..."

The owner of the dead house replied with some uncertainty.

……

Meanwhile, in reality...

"Father, listen to my explanation first! Don't think about it!"

Zhang Zhao, wearing women's clothing, quickly ran out of the study, grabbed his father's arm who was stunned on the spot, shook him and shouted.

Zhang Zhao never expected that his father, who was supposed to be home in the afternoon, would come home early at noon, and it was a coincidence that he came across his own women's clothing!
The moment his father pushed the door open, he happened to see his appearance in women's clothing. Seeing this father who was stunned by the scene in front of him, Zhang Zhao was quite worried that his father would mistakenly think that he had women's clothing. Addiction, but now I'm afraid I won't be able to wash it off even if I jump into the Yellow River...

After shaking for a while, the father seemed to be awakened from the shock by Zhang Zhao. He looked up and down at the son he almost didn't recognize. He raised his trembling right hand, as if he had aged ten years. Said to this incompetent son dressed as a woman with a heartbroken heart like a few years old.

"Zhao Zhao...you...I actually gave birth to a son like you!"

After finishing speaking, the father's trembling right hand made a gesture to slap his son fiercely in the face.

Under the crisis, Zhang Zhao had no choice but to grit his teeth and close his eyes and shouted.

"It's not what you think! My women's clothing is actually for funny little loli!"

Accompanied by a gust of wind, the big hand hurriedly stopped on Zhang Zhao's cheek with closed eyes.

The father, who was angry just now, now looked at the flesh and blood in front of him with a look of astonishment and didn't know whether he should call him a 'daughter' or a 'son'. He put down his slap and asked in confusion.

"Sc...funny? Lolita? Could it be that you're talking about..."

The father shut up in mid-sentence.

Zhang Zhao squinted his eyes and opened a slit, and secretly looked at his father. Seeing that the anger on his face was replaced by a look of bewilderment, he couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief.

There's drama!The bet was won!I said why every time I come home from school, my Bizhan account on the computer in the study sometimes has some browsing records about funny house dance videos. I know that my father is also a fan of funny!

If it is a family, then this matter will be easy to handle...

At that moment, Zhang Zhao took his father's hand, sat down next to the sofa, and confessed to his father calmly, as if in a heart-to-heart conversation.

"Dad! Stop pretending! Do you think I won't know that you peeked at my computer recently? It's because of that 'Scamming the World's Biggest Funny' UP master at Bizhan! It's because you want to watch lolita!"

As soon as Zhang Zhao's words came out, he found his father's face flushed slightly as if he had drunk a few taels of white wine, and he argued loudly.

"Nonsense! What is peeking! I was worried about your physical and mental health! See if there is any shameful thing hidden in your computer? What loli, I don't know!"

Seeing this, Zhang Zhao spread out his hands with confidence, and said to this stubborn father while the iron was hot.

"I understand the truth, but father, why does the browsing history of my Bizhan account show that those funny loli dance videos I collected have been dug out and watched over and over again by someone who doesn't know who I am? Father, please Can you explain it to me?"

The father raised his head in embarrassment and glanced at his son, then waved his hand and joked.

"Don't change the subject! Let's talk about what is going on with you in this women's attire first!"

"Of course it was the funny little loli who asked me to wear women's clothes, so I showed her women's clothes!"

Zhang Zhao straightened his back, said calmly and fearlessly, then looked at his father who was full of astonishment and said.

"I've finished explaining, so now it's your turn, father..."

"I……"

My father was tongue-tied and didn't know what to say for a while.

Looking at the half-smile expression on the face of the son dressed as a woman, the father seemed to see his wife who passed away early due to an accident, and couldn't help but sighed and confessed.

"Okay, okay! I admit it! I peeked at the video in your Favorites, because I saw that the little girl on the cover of the video was cute, and I just wanted to have it all the time. It’s a daughter, so I opened it curiously and took a look.”

Take a look?It’s funny to watch all the videos posted on Bie.com, but you tell me that’s called watching for a while? !
Zhang Zhao glanced at his father who was rubbing his red and hot cheeks with his hands, and couldn't help but mutter in his heart.

It seems... lolicon can also be hereditary!
　感谢【小初音啊】打赏的2000币！感谢【萝莉是我的了】打赏的1100币！感谢【尘封万物的冰】打赏的1000币！感谢【先锋-游骑兵】打赏的1000币！感谢【书友20171108093558166】打赏的1000币！感谢【洪一系】打赏的1000币！感谢【格斗美少女】、【扭曲的我】、【迪蕾得陨星】打赏的100币！
　　
　
(End of this chapter)