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Chapter 363 The Dou Zong powerhouse is as terrifying as a servant!

Chapter 363 The Dou Zong powerhouse is as terrifying as a servant!
At this time, the two foreigners in the game hurriedly surrounded Hao Meng after hearing Hao Meng's cute loli voice.

"Hey, which city in the United States is your hometown? How old is this year? Eleven? Twelve? It sounds younger than my eight-year-old sister...but your voice is much cuter than my sister's!"

The gay man with a frying pan in his hand squatted beside Hao Meng, and asked Hao Meng with a standard American accent in English.

Obviously, Hao Meng's standard American English pronunciation made this native American mistake her for a person from her own country.

Faced with this misunderstanding, Hao Meng in front of the screen touched her little head, and simply said nonsense.

"Ugh... I'm from Texas... And! I'm an adult! Don't treat me like a child!"

"Oh! It turns out that you are a tough Texan! I understand, I won't treat you like a child."

As if out of awe of those Texas cowboys, the pan player in front of him stopped treating Hao Meng like a child.

"You haven't told me what the cheat said before. I happen to know a little bit of Longhua, let me tell you."

Hao Meng continued to ask in that cute loli voice, and then moved the mouse, and found that a group of foreign idiots who heard the sound had gathered around him at some point, jumping or squatting in an attempt to attract his attention. open mic 'hello? hello? ' greeted himself.

Girls are rare in this game, and young girls are even rarer. No wonder Hao Meng attracted so many people to watch as soon as he opened his mouth.

"Let me see...he seemed to say so..."

It seems that in order to continue talking to the little Texas lolita, the pan player thought about it carefully, and then tried his best to imitate it with his English accent.

"Chest beep? Wheat hanging puff? Mud chopping... The mud chopping nest ran away and the cock who made a mess of pens was withdrawn and loved..."

Little did they know that when the American imitated speaking Longhua, Hao Meng in front of the screen hastily turned off the microphone, and couldn't help laughing wantonly.

"Pfft——hahahaha...the accent is okay! It's so fun! What the hell is the dick?"

And the audience in the live broadcast room were also amused by this crappy Longhua language.

[23333... What the hell is this talking about?Which language? ]
[I, who have never studied English, can understand English now! ]
[Let me now let me translate for you at CET-[-]: Big brother?Do you want to buy it?You see I can outrun your jeep]
[It’s booming and in a trance... I beg this foreigner’s psychological shadow area when he saw the cheater chasing the car]
[I'm afraid the seller is selling it to the wrong person. People who don't speak English can understand what it means?I'm afraid I thought I was going to race against other people's jeeps! ]
[Looks like selling cheats these days requires knowing a foreign language...]
……

However, just as the foreigner imitated this passage through the microphone in the game, a few Chinese people in the group around Hao Meng suddenly began to curse.

"Go to hell! You're a peddler! What's wrong with the world... Now even foreigners are starting to sell it, and even learned a sentence of Chinese to sell it! MD, don't let me meet you in the game!"

"Don't buy it! Get out! Ask me again and I'll kill you!"

"Yang... Yangxian? Zeus? God? Oh my God! u fxxking hacker!"

"Buy a dick to buy, who is your big brother with a foreigner?"

……

While these Chinese people reprimanded for hanging B, bullets from all kinds of firearms were hitting the pan player's head. Although he kept holding a pan with a so-called level 4 armor in his hand, he still couldn't stop everyone. The bullet, and soon his head was covered with a green 'forgiveness'.

As soon as these foreigners who didn't know what the other party was cursing heard, they immediately began to curse at each other in broken Longhua.

Fortunately, this scene didn't last long. When the game started counting down, everyone obediently had their weapons confiscated, and then they were all teleported to the transport plane at an altitude of 3000 meters.

Although he was honest, his mouth was not restrained, and the two groups of people on the plane were still scolding each other.

Hao Meng on the plane ignored the high-quality flight caused by himself. Instead, hiding his merit and fame, he silently checked the map and prepared to find a suitable landing point.

However, when Hao Meng marked the location and was preparing the plane to fly to a suitable distance before parachuting, she suddenly heard someone nearby shouting in standard Longhua on a microphone.

"Sell hangs, sell hangs! The improved acceleration hangs can make you fly! Now don't talk about chasing cars, you can catch up with airdrop planes! If you want to buy hangs, add me as a friend!"

Hao Meng on the plane couldn't help frowning at the wanton yelling.

After putting away the map, Hao Meng looked out of the plane, but saw an incredible scene.

I saw a player with a chat ID above his head next to the plane flying rapidly at an altitude of 3000 meters, stepping into the air with his bare hands and walking hand in hand with the plane!
You can catch up to the plane with your feet on the air!

Don't mention how much psychological shadow is in Hao Meng's heart at this time, she never thought that she would also encounter this legendary speed-up hang, and it was an improved version of Feitian!
This scene was also seen by the audience in the live broadcast room, and in an instant, the millions of viewers in the live broadcast room could not calm down.

[Looks like chasing jeeps is outdated... Now the plug-ins can chase planes all over the sky...]
[Don’t you see, the difficulty of e-sports is that it is difficult to go to the blue sky. Is a madman just a thing in the pool? ]
[Travel in the air!This... This is a Dou Zongjing powerhouse! ]
[The Dou Zong powerhouse is as terrifying as a servant! ]
[I haven't cultivated to Dou Zong these days, so I don't dare to eat chicken anymore, I can't fly into the sky at all, dare to think about eating chicken? ]
[Where is the official person from the Blue Hole just now?have a look!Take a good look!This is your game!It's almost becoming a fantasy online game! ]
……

Just when Hao Meng gave up hope and silently sang "Cool" in her heart as a gift to herself, someone beside her suddenly yelled into the mic with righteous words.

"It's because of you people who sell cheats that ruined this game. Do you know why I bought your cheats? Because today I want to sell cheats!"

As soon as this person finished speaking, Hao Meng saw another player suddenly jump out of the plane, and then saw that this person was able to walk in the air at a high pace, catching up to the salesman who was flying with the plane. Hanging Douzong powerhouse.

Then Hao Meng saw him catch up to the strong Dou Zong who was selling money, and then he raised his fist at him, and at the same time shouted——

"Today, I'll beat you to death with my fist!"

Another Dou Zongjing powerhouse!
Hao Meng was terrified.

The Dou Zong powerhouse is as terrifying as a servant!
(End of this chapter)

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